Here's a couple of vampire-themed websites sent in by visitors. First we have the
Federal Vampire and Zombie Agency. According to the blurb on the site, "From 1868 to 1975, the Federal Vampire & Zombie Agency (FVZA) was responsible for controlling the nation's vampire and zombie populations while overseeing scientific research into the undead. This site is a tribute to the men and women who served in the FVZA, especially the over 4000 Agents who lost their lives fighting to keep our country safe." And next we have
The Temple of the Vampire. If you want to live forever, then all you have to do is join the temple. The catch is that in order to join you have to buy their book,
The Vampire Bible. That's a good sales gimmick. I should try something like that for my book, such as if you want to achieve a state of absolute enlightenment, then you have to buy my book.
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And what makes you qualified to go around wagging your fat finger in other individualists (who are their own gods--not literal anthropomorphic) faces saying YOU ARE NOT A SATANIST? Of course we all know YOU ARE THE REAL DEAL. :roll: Lol!
So are you saying that one has to use magic a certain number times of a year to be a Satanist? Or what if they only used magic one time so does that make them not a Satanist? Furthermore, is it required that one reports their magic activities to the CoS or report to you to be a REAL SATANIST? Lol!
Anyway, I get so sick of people polishing their Satanic good guy badges by yelling the "YOU ARE NOT A SATANIST" bullshit, in order to make one's self look superior because of their own insecurity or to get brownie points with other CoS members, I have seen these foolish displays on some Satanic messageboards and other internet lairs and I want to throw a wild rabid raccoon in their faces. Seriously, these types need to GET OVER THEMSELVES. Lol!
However, in all fairness there are some out their who claim the title of Satanist and most definitely are not. E.g. inverse Christian types or devil worshippers. Its nothing personal, if one blatantly contradicts The Satanic Bible then it is only fair that you not adhere to a religion you find difference with. Go elsewhere and do your own thing yet don't expect The Satanic Bible or the CoS to redefine its perspective for YOU.
Obviously, people who have to sling this statement towards everyone during healthy discourse is more concerned about how they look in the eyes of others and their precious little TITLES.
This is like some Christian types who go around judging everyone and trying to find dirt on everyone by calling others sinners or telling people they are going to burn in hell so they can look all holier-than-thou or like Mister Super Christian.
Give 'em the boot
Let everyone know what YOU are going to do about it.
For the record, I have already done my part.
The only definitive source for Satanism is the Satanic Bible by Anton Szandor LaVey. All other approaches only are glaring examples of dangerous pseudo-Satanism.
If you choose to ignore half of the Satanic Bible because it does not suit your tastes, then perhaps you will find greater satisfaction in a religion that is not Satanism.
Obtaining the Red Card does not a Satanist make.
HS
As if your condescending opinion matters; however, I have used Greater Magic from The Satanic Bible many times. You don't know me so don't jump to conclusions about someone you don't know.
Obviously, you still hold the opinion that those who don't use magic are not Satanists. I disagree and will leave it at that.
Obtaining the Red Card does not a Satanist make.
I agree 100% and most people don't get this. And those who don't get this don't need to affiliate with the CoS.
I have never thought receiving a red card would make one elite or a Satanist or that paying 200.00 dollars was going to make me a Satanist.
I also feel that most Satanists who have their red card feel the same way I do. However, feel free to make foolish judgments all you want because it seems nothing is stopping you here.
You're like a damn parrot. Always adding your squawk to someone else's pile of bird shit. THOUGHTLESS COWARD
Odin, I can tell from your posts, that the milk in my Lucky Charms is much more magical than you'll ever be. Call your insurance company or whoever you gotta call to get that fridge ready. I believe you're leaking lifeforce or something.(you're probably not tightening your anal sphincter hard enough as you stare at prey) Better squeeze harder or else you'll never survive the second death.
I am very concerned about my future.
I am now aware that magic is very powerful and that most who are spoken about here have active astral defenses that are always active.
I made the mistake of thinking magic was a joke and that I could say anything I wanted.
Now I know better. I hope that I can turn my luck around by compensating those I have wrongly attacked in this thread. Is it true that providing donations to those wrongly attacked will break the negative spell?
Thank you Odin for giving the wisest advice I have seen in a long time.
Your words demonstrate a great clarity of thought.
Yes, you are correct. By compensating those you have wronged, you may be able to balance out your most unfortunate situation. I suggest visiting the website(s) of the organization(s) that those you have wronged are affiliated with, and providing compensation via a donation. This can be done through the purchase of an offering.
You should find satisfaction in the fact that you have recognized the folly of your actions and have decided to take steps to correct them.
Such actions do not go unnoticed.
You have taken the first step in changing the direction your life has taken.
"Posted by Odin on Mon Feb 07, 2011 at 09:19 AM"
Sockpuppetry at it's best...I suppose that one of the hidden "teachings" of the Vampire Adept level is the "Art" of being a good Sockpuppet!
Card Carrying Member-Warlock-Priest-Magister
Church of Satan
"Lord of the Flies"
Wait until your parents leave, go into your room and pull out that Nintendo Wii box that so cleverly disguises your Ritual Tools, set it all up.....the worst you might be able to do with that all so powerful "Web-Will" is wish a little ill-fate on this oh so dangerous Forum....
Even that may be giving you a little too much credit.
For the sake of Greater Magic, stop pretending, stop with the threats of using it, it sounds so F***ing Lame!
Just do it....if you know what it's all about, DO IT!
If you have the ammunition then pull the trigger!
Have you thought about the principles of the ammunition.....we have!
For "Undead Gods" sake....Adepts, get these Prima dona's out of here! If this is the best you got Phineas, I would say I'm pretty damn disappointed!
Common Doctor(s), don't bring a knife to a gunfight!
Card Carrying Member-Warlock-Priest-Magister
"Lord of the Flies"
The Word of the Aeon is Chaos.
Hail Magus Diabolus Rex
http://www.cultofcthulhu.net/2011/02/nyarlathotep-diabolus-rex/comment-page-1/
As soon as I posted my previous comment, my goldfish died, I stubbed my toe, & my penis fell off... into Odin's anus. As I tried to pull away, he tensed up even more. Standing there naked, in the dark, I tried doing communion(screaming at the top of my lungs with my arms outstretched) to ward off the evil to no avail. My arms tensed & I got lightheaded, but alas, I fear my penis will be in Odin for eternity. Sorry Norseman.
Jaimie/Odin, you are a bootlicker extraordinaire.
BOOTLICKER!!
'For the sake of Greater Magic, stop pretending, stop with the threats of using it, it sounds so F***ing Lame!'
But Rupert, if they stopped pretending & posturing, what more would they have?
You are unable to rationally compose any coherent statement and resort to kindergarten inspired name calling. Your hissy fits impress no one.
Real Satanists laugh at your inferior downtrodden sickly selves.
The COS is undivided and strong! you haters are scum! probably you are unable to fork over two hundred bucks to become members. You are liberal parasites! I'm sure you both like Obama!
HS!
Superior
I then purchased an authorized copy of the Vampire Bible with my last twenty five dollars. Suddenly, it is as if a curse has been lifted! I just received an incredible job offer and I met an eighteen year old fox who wants to move in with me.
I am glad I took the steps to do the Right thing.
In Lifeforce,
Brad(not my real name to keep anonymus)
You jump to conclusions and your facts are inaccurate as well so I will not bother addressing anymore of your stories which you already BELIEVE to be fact. There is nothing I could say or do to change your mind, nor do I care.
Here are the facts about The Order of Fenris. The Order was the first and only order within the Church of Satan approved of by Anton LaVey. The order was started by Peter H. Gilmore in the 1980's. What it's all about is not your business.
Now, please continue on living your life through the exploits of others because nobody really gives a damn about your opinion or your obsessive disorder regarding the soap opera you profess to know so much about. Fact is, I know and knew almost all the people you speak of here. You on the other hand only read about them.
Goodbye and enjoy your life when you get one.
Hail Satan!
Magister Robert A. Lang
Church of Satan
Order of Fenris
Magister Nemo has created an organization that generates good income for himself and a good time seems to be had by all that decide to pay him.
That sounds very Satanic to me!
What organization have you created?
What creative act have you done?
HS!
Supreme, Satanist
*sigh* well I guess back to managing the escort agency I manage I Northern AB. Keep the thread going losers I'm lolling my ass off.
PS the real Church of Satan is offline!
PPS I'm filling out my active membership application thanks to this thread. Seems I have a better grasp of Satanism than a few "Warlocks" I've seen posting.
"This town deserves a better class of criminal" - The Joker
PLEASE make the Wolf's Hook ring (AKA awesomest ring in the universe) available again!
I missed out on it.
There are many people interested in it!
PLEASE!
Make more!
Magister Nemo has created an organization that generates good income for himself and a good time seems to be had by all that decide to pay him.
That sounds very Satanic to me!
What organization have you created?
What creative act have you done?
HS!
Supreme, Satanist
Posted by Supreme in Dallas,Texas on Tue Feb 08, 2011 at 10:25 PM "
Hey Powder.....Go reboot your Servers, don't you have an appointment for Glamour Shots?
Can someone elaborate on the relationship between the Advaita (nonduality) worldview and the ToV?
Is Advaita compatible with Satanism?
Count, perhaps you have something to offer regarding this?
Cheers.
Fredrick
Rupert, you are a pseudo-Satanist. A True Satanist does not slander any member of the Priesthood of Mendes. Satanic Ritual is real. Be careful where you tread. Do not start something you will be unable to finish.
HS
O
Count, do you recognize me from downstairs? If so, send me a PM.
Satanism is bad!
Vampirism if done in a good way that is not bad, is not evil.
Cryonics is good.
Jesus is the ULTIMATE VAMPIRE MASTER.
He and Diabolous Rex are the HIGHEST of the HIGH.
Count, do you need to Saved?
HJ
Messugah
I am your #1 fan! 😊
I just wanted to get that out there!
How do Near Death Experiences fit into the philosophy of Anton LaVey?
Tell me how floating around in an astral body leeching off people who have recently died (while frozen, of course)is Satanic?
Recently, the CoS publicly removed one Devil Worshiper. Why do others get to stay?
Time for all these shysters to be shown the door!
Here, I will say no more.
You are one to talk about Slander with this statement....You could only hope & wish that it was as easy as dismissing me as a "pseudo".
"A True Satanist does not slander any member of the Priesthood of Mendes."
Where did I slander Magister Lang? I offer only obvious questions and reiterate that fact that aside from his association with the ToV I have much respect and admiration for him.
Again I don't believe his association with the ToV to be one in which he believes or fully comprehended what he was endorsing rather he blindly offered up his reputation to somebody he considered a friend.
"Satanic Ritual is real. Be careful where you tread. Do not start something you will be unable to finish."
Please, you are a newbie....I have been downstairs longer than you can imagine, I have seen the likes of you come and go a hundred-fold.
This is a Surgical Strike, with purpose and intent....
Away with you now....go on now get!
LttD Sycophantics are Useless here!
Church of Satan
Card Carrying Member/ Warlock/ Priest/ Magister
"Lord of the Flies"
No.
Hail Satan!
Magister Robert A. Lang
Church of Satan
Order of Fenris
Many people have started organizations that benefit themselves financially and give others a sense of well-being for having paid into those organizations.
We Church of Satan members and hierarchy that are opposed to the ToV do not fault the ToV for being a success for the Setian known as Nemo. On the contrary many of us don't fault the ToV at all.
The truth is that our problem is with the Church of Satan.
What we fault is the Church of Satan for endorsing, associating with and defending a scam organization that has blatantly pseudo-Satanic teachings. For what? The benefit of one man P&P happen to be friends with.
I don't care if Vampires are content with being rubes. That is unSatanic. Infiltrating the only currently legitimate Satanic organization with spirituality and scams is not "Satanic," just clever.
Read the above paragraph a number of times until it finally sinks in.
"Vampires" are more than welcome to continue on as insane and immature cretins, just not in Satanism as we see it. As Satanists we can have peace of mind knowing that others don't and never will "get it."
I trust if you are in fact Magister Lang you are more than capable of grasping all the reasons why someone who supports Anton LaVey's philosophy to-the-letter would find so many flaws in the ToV and especially in a CoS-ToV alliance.
The following paragraphs pose the challenge to you and your authority here, Magister Lang. If you want a sincere response from a long time Church of Satan supporter and member then look no further.
If the Vampire religion were instead the Demonic religion, if the "Undead Gods" were called the "Old Gods," if it were the Temple of Satan, it would be a magnitude more clear to you and the central administration as to why we have an issue here.
The terminology that Nemo uses in his work obscures the issue.
He is putting a spiritual spin on Satanism. If it weren't "Vampires" and instead "Astral Satanists" or what have you, you'd be up in arms calling it "Pseudo-Satanism."
Well sir, what say you?
Tell me how undead spirits, occultnik behavior, pyramid scams and theistic beliefs can be publicly associated with the Church of Satan when the Church of Satan routinely disregards every single other organization with such ideas and beliefs?
I challenge you to make a public statement on a site where we can verify that it is in fact you. If you can adequately discuss all of our concerns in a clear fashion, without just using snarky one liners and hollow dismissals, I think most of us will shut our mouths.
It is time the Church of Satan administration make a formal statement on these issues. You can, obviously, continue to practice the routine of denial, denial, denial while clear rifts form along the rank and file.
But I think you don't want problems in the Church of Satan. So take up my challenge.
For C/S to continue to ignore our questions is cowardice and clear nepotism. C/S is an organization for the advancement of Satanism not an outlet of protectionist behavior for George Smith.
Make a statement C/S and resolve the issue. We have real concerns about the fact that Theists may be infiltrating our organization so it should be clear what must be done.
You must clearly and adequately deny or confirm our suspicions.
If you don't then expect a schism, soon, one the likes of which you haven't experienced before. You do have to answer to your constituency. You are not immune to questions and we are not beneath answers.
Hail Satan!
Magister (Blank)
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Magister (Blank)
Posted by Plag on Fri Feb 11, 2011 at 08:18 PM "
Yet another Rupert/Sand/Anonymous sock puppet. Your tactics have become as tiresome as they are ineffective.
No one has bothered to post one shred of evidence that there is any CoS/ToV conflict. (Other than some anemic lone "registered" member who simply paid $200.00 for a Red Card.)
The CoS/ToV conflict is a hoax that exists only on this website.
I challenge anyone to post any evidence of such a conflict on this list. As usual, there will be no takers. This of course is not surprising.
Oh Nexus, I happen to own one of Magister Lang's creations. Yes, it really is amazing. True magical items, such as that Rune ring, are available for a limited time, and only find their way to the Right people. You are not one of them.
Such is the way of sorcery.
HS
Odin
Is Lana your cousin or something? How do you feel about Michael Rosembaum's return to Smallville?
Will Lana be returning too?
Yes, it would be nice and convenient for you TOV ASSCLOWNS if we were only one person. But this is quite far from the truth. We are many, actually, and we despise your pathetic organization and it's insistence on being a parasite feeding on the Church of Satan. You are NOTHING without the COS, and you know it.
Quote from the Temple of the Vampire website: "The Temple of the Vampire offers the hope for physical immortality through science, future technology, and secrets considered to be magic to enable the member to become healthy, wealthy and strong."
Predictably, they have changed their tune, once again. This doesn't absolve them of their past crimes, yet I find it very amusing.
In particular, I find amusing the usage of the word HOPE.
This is ALL you get for your time and money. HOPE, not unlike the christian HOPE for eternal life in heaven. Is this Satanic???? I think not. Don't feel bad though, you get a rented title to brag about to your friends. Oh nevermind, you aren't ALLOWED to talk about the temple with your friends.
Let's see... You spend hundreds of dollars to George "Cryonics" Smith for HOPE. He rents you a nifty title, giving you feeling of self-worth and accomplishment (which you apparently are lacking from the get-go). Then, you get bullied and brainwashed into spending a small fortune on HOPE via CRYONICS.
And, you're still going to die, just like everyone else, after these people rape you. You may call it HOPE. I call it stupidity, and in case you haven't herd, it's a Satanic Sin.
Bye-bye Losers! 😊
TOV Member "Bow down before me!"
Sock Puppet "No, I will not!!!! I am an Undead God!!!!"
TOV Member "Sorry, my mistake! Please, please, please make me an immortal vampire!!!! Pleeeeeease!!!! Take me, take me, take me."
Sock Puppet "NOOOO!!!! First you must prove yourself by offering up your lifeforce to me, and also by purchasing a cryonics contract via Nemo's instructions!!!!"
TOV Member "I just wanna be a real vampire!!!"
Sock Puppet "You are inferior and weak!!!! Maybe one day you will join Our Ranks, but for now you must continue to kiss Nemo's ass and pay thousands of dollars for things you don't need!!!!!"
TOV Member "I don't know. I feel a bit overwhelmed..."
Sock Puppet "That is the plan, after all. We are Watching!!!!!!!"
*ends hyperventilation session in front of bedroom mirror*
*hides puppet in sock drawer so parents won't ask questions*
HS
BIO-ELECTRICAL ENERGY AND GREATER MAGIC
Posted by Magister Nemo September 5, 2010 - Filed in Magic - #magic #energy - 116 views
IN THIS ENTRY I WANTED TO BRIEFLY OUTLINE SOME THE DETAILS THIS CONCEPT IMPLIES.
One of these has to do with the connection with the cross-cultural, worldwide use of this same "energy" by shamans, fakirs, and sorcerers throughout history and the one "trick" all have used regardless of tradition.
Mana, Prana, and Ch'i.
In many Polynesian cultures, this force is referred to as mana. In India entire disciplines of yoga are focussed on the control of prana, called pranayama. In China for several thousand years the flow of ch'i through the body has been the foundation for an entire medical treatment approach using accupuncture and other related methods.
Interestingly enough there are clear etymological links between the ancient Sanskrit terms and words with reference to magic and Polynesian languages in particular. This points to a highly probably unique single source for most of the diverse systems of magic worldwide.
While the means to gather, compress, and release the "energy" of magic by sorcerers includes everything from asceticism to extreme sensual indulgences, one key that is shared by all cultures is the use of key audible sounds which are held to cause potent effects.
In the writings of Anton LaVey, the Doktor paid homage to the power of the descriptive words to elevate emotions and thereby focus and release the "energy" of magic. However, the power of the names of the old gods so commonly called upon in ritual touches upon the use of sound from the other traditions.
Interestingly, however, whereas in Satanic ritual the names are spoken once, the use of magical sounds is more commonly based upon the use of repetition.
Mantra and Chanting.
Probably the oldest written tradition for the use of repetitious magical sounds is found in the Vedas of ancient India. Often the specific names of gods and goddesses were invoked, over and over, for days, weeks, months, and even longer with the "reason" being offered that essentially you will gain the attention of the deity whose name is being repeated and thereby gain the favor of that deity to act on your behalf.
Mantra, which stems from the Sanskit words for "mind" and "freedom", has an oral tradition that may go back more than five thousand years. Mantra formulas for almost anything you can imagine have been promoted to produce results from everything from defeating enemies to earning afterlife brownie points for a better reincarnation next time.
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When we look at other cultures we find the same chanting magical formulas from various native American tribes through to shamans in Siberia. However in all of these cases it is not a matter of merely speaking a sacred name of a god or demon once in the course of ritual, as we commonly do in classical Satanic practice. Instead, the chanting goes on commonly through the night and, in many cases, practiced on and on until the desired effect in reality has happened and the sorcerer is satisfied.
Sorcery as Hypnosis plus Telepathy
The application of magic to produce change in other people has a tradition that is at variance with the usual practice of Satanic Greater Magic. While in our relatively recent tradition we tend to throw out a one-time "blast" of emotion in ritual and then "let it go" emotionally, the more common use of curses and blessings by traditional sorcerers and shamans throughout history is a much longer term activity.
In the case of a curse, the sorcerer will commonly work his ritual while the intended victim sleeps. As the conscious mind with its normal judgments of what is real or not is fairly absent in dreams, the sorcerer tends to time his efforts to merge with when the intended victim is dreaming, which is usually late in the night toward morning.
In the Vedic traditions 3am is commonly called the Hour of Brahmanda and is held to be an especially potent time for performing ritual. This makes sense when you consider that in most societies prior to electrical light, people would tend to go to bed not long after sunset. By 3am most such people would be entering their longer REM dream periods.
Hypnosis to be truly effective requires that the words chosen "makes sense" to the more impoverished non-dominant cerebral cortex language centers. Psychiatrist Milton Erickson blazed a unique trail in identifying both language use that works best with communicating to the dreaming mind (the so-called unconscious") as well as the specific poetic rhythms that work best to enthrall the dreaming mind (what is now referred to as brain state entrainment).
So what do we see here? Regular, nightly efforts by the sorcerer when the intended victim is in early morning dreaming sleep combined with carefully chosen hypnotic suggestions and hypnotic rhythms. This requires a true dedicated intention on the part of the sorcerer and not a spur of the moment flash of anger. It is the cold dish of vengeance served up as poison for the intended victim of the curse.
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