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Need a fake note from a doctor to get a day off from work or school? Visit this doctor.
Update: If you've arrived here via Google, or some other link, realize that I can't actually provide anyone with a fake doctor's note. I simply linked to an article about a guy who was writing fake notes, and because of that my site is now #1 on google when you type 'fake doctor notes'. I have no idea where fake doctor notes can be obtained.

Health/Medicine

Posted on Thu Jun 26, 2003


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i need a doctor's note saying that i had a stomach virus august 22nd, 2005. I actually do i have one but my stomach hurts too much to actually go to the doctors.
Posted by james bullock  on  Mon Aug 22, 2005  at  02:46 PM
help!
i need fake abortion papers and pregnancey papers i cannot say why-I JUST NEED THEM- PLEASE HELP!
Posted by kimmy74  on  Mon Aug 22, 2005  at  05:58 PM
i need a doctor excuse from work on febuary 15,2005 saying i vhad the touch of the flu,and i could return on2/16
Posted by Roxanne Hensley  on  Tue Aug 23, 2005  at  06:00 AM
i need a note that says rest from aug 20 to 24th 2005 due to sore throat
Posted by omar velez  on  Tue Aug 23, 2005  at  11:07 AM
I need a doctors excuse for July 27 - 29 that I was out from work because of sinus infection.
Posted by Reseian Gaither  on  Tue Aug 23, 2005  at  11:47 AM
I need a Doctors note for sever stress and acid relflux for august the 23
Posted by Ben Dunn  on  Tue Aug 23, 2005  at  03:52 PM
Hi, umm i need a doctors not for Sept the ninth sayin i had an stomach virus...and will return to school the thirteenth...much appreciated!!!
Posted by Nicole Velez  on  Tue Aug 23, 2005  at  04:52 PM
Kristina was sick on Sunday due to the flu she was given a prescription to take care of it
Posted by Kristina Ringer  on  Wed Aug 24, 2005  at  03:34 PM
I NEED A NOTE FOR 8/24/05 FOR EYE IRRITATION APPT ASAP COME BACK 8/25/05
Posted by RICHARD LUNA  on  Thu Aug 25, 2005  at  02:28 AM
I Need A Doctors Note Saying I Was Sick On August 30 Of 2005 I Had A Very Bad Fever And Thats Why I Did Not Go To School
Posted by Brenda Hernandez  on  Thu Aug 25, 2005  at  10:19 PM
I need a doctors not stating that I had a miscarriage on 8/24/05 and that i'll need a few days off work.
Posted by Tera Rodriguez  on  Fri Aug 26, 2005  at  05:12 AM
I told my boss I had food posioning. Need a note as soon as possible.
Posted by Jessica Baine  on  Fri Aug 26, 2005  at  03:41 PM
I need a doctors note for not showing up to work on Saturday and Sunday I need it for Aug 30 If you can do it contact me back as soon as possible thank you Oh yeah by the way I told them that I had a Stomach Virus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Robert Ruiz  on  Sun Aug 28, 2005  at  08:39 PM
Please Create A Doctors excuse Stating thati am severely depressed and that i am on anti depressants an need to be off of work for 1 week August 25th through August 30th Sincere Thanks 😊
Posted by James Randall  on  Sun Aug 28, 2005  at  09:04 PM
email me a not asap
Posted by Dannette Whiteley  on  Mon Aug 29, 2005  at  07:27 AM
Need a doctor's note stating that I needed to be out of work on 08/23/05-08/26/05 becuase I was having my appendix removed.
Posted by J A. Ramirez  on  Mon Aug 29, 2005  at  09:22 AM
I need a doctors note saying that i had an allergic reaction to Shell fish on august 30 2005
Posted by John Hannah  on  Tue Aug 30, 2005  at  05:29 PM
I neeed a Doctor's note saying that I need to rest from being over worked for tommorrow, September 1st 2005.
Posted by Donovan Johnson  on  Wed Aug 31, 2005  at  12:10 PM
I need a note excuseing me from work on Aug 31,2005
Posted by Kevin Hutcheson  on  Wed Aug 31, 2005  at  12:15 PM
I need a note to be excused from work for 8/31/05-9/1/05
Posted by Johnny Wong  on  Wed Aug 31, 2005  at  12:57 PM
please excuse anthony dekun from school as he had to have ablood test
he was away on both wednesday the 31st and thursday the first
Posted by anthony dekun  on  Wed Aug 31, 2005  at  06:20 PM
i need a note saying i have the stomach flu for sept 01 2005 excusing me from work
Posted by liar  on  Thu Sep 01, 2005  at  12:06 PM
I need a note saying that I have an appointment at noon on Friday
Posted by Colleen Moy  on  Thu Sep 01, 2005  at  02:01 PM
I need a doctor's note for being treated for food poisoning.
Posted by olha dikusar  on  Sat Sep 03, 2005  at  05:34 PM
i need a doctors note for monday august 29th 2005 and wednesday august 30th 2005 reason being i had a miss carrige
please help me !!!!
thank you Donielle Goff
Posted by Donielle Goff  on  Mon Sep 05, 2005  at  01:09 PM
i need a doctors excuse saying i missed work on sep 6, due to the flu thanks!
Posted by slade18  on  Tue Sep 06, 2005  at  01:42 PM
yo like im 11 and i need a note that excuses me from school i dont care when it is or what it is just as long as it keeps me from school
Posted by samantha bozeman  on  Tue Sep 06, 2005  at  02:23 PM
I would like a note that excuses me from school on tuesday Sept. 6th, and wednesday sept. 7th for i dont care what. i just need one
Posted by Urmila  on  Wed Sep 07, 2005  at  07:54 AM
I need a doctors note stating that I am required to be on bed rest beginning today, Sept. 7 through Sept. 9 due to pregnancy complications. Please help!
Posted by Karri Snider  on  Wed Sep 07, 2005  at  04:59 PM
I need something that will help me skip school
Posted by Dulcie Smith  on  Sun Sep 11, 2005  at  07:31 AM
I need a docters note for the date of 2nd of september 2005. Please contact me as soon as possible.
Posted by Brian Jacoby  on  Sun Sep 11, 2005  at  02:29 PM
Melissa Dickson needs a note saying she need a set of school books for home and a second set for school, due to the pain it causes her in her neck and back, to carry all her school books back and forth.
Posted by Melissa Dickson  on  Sun Sep 11, 2005  at  05:14 PM
I need a doctor's note saying that I am able to return to work as usual after cracking a rib.

Thank-you
Posted by Leah  on  Sun Sep 11, 2005  at  06:31 PM
I need a fake doctors note saying that i have a bad back.
Thanks.
Posted by shawn  on  Sun Sep 11, 2005  at  08:09 PM
I need a doctor's excuse stating that I have strept throat and that I can't return back to work until Sept. 16. 05. I won a Disney Cruise for 3nights 4 days and I thought that the excuse for strept throat would by me some time since I left work sick with a cold last week anyway. Please email me if you can help me.

Thanks!
Posted by VaLisa Miller  on  Mon Sep 12, 2005  at  08:23 AM
i need a note saying that i went to the doctor on monday september 12th,2005
Posted by nancy  on  Mon Sep 12, 2005  at  12:40 PM
Hi I need a Dr's note saying that I took my son in on September 12th for a head injury. This if for my work. Please let me know how soon I can expect to recieve this.

Thank you,
Jason
Posted by Jason  on  Tue Sep 13, 2005  at  12:41 PM
i told my work that i have strep throat, and can return to work on friday 9/16/05
Posted by abraham urrea  on  Wed Sep 14, 2005  at  02:04 PM
has brocken leg
Posted by JAmes Worsey  on  Wed Sep 14, 2005  at  02:51 PM
I need a note saying that I had a swollen pink eye on 09/06/2005 -09/09/2005 and on 09/13, 14, 15/2005 I had to stay home due to illness
Posted by crystal leonard  on  Wed Sep 14, 2005  at  08:40 PM
I need a doctors note for Penny Terry for missing work
Posted by Penny Terry  on  Wed Sep 14, 2005  at  10:18 PM
I need a note saying the reason i missed school so much is because i have a low immune system and get really sick easy i need this asap or there going to kick me out of school
Posted by Earl Foggs  on  Thu Sep 15, 2005  at  12:16 PM
i need a doctor note saying that i have a low immune system and i get really sick easy thats why i missed school so much i need this like yesterday so they dont kick me out please help
Posted by Earl Foggs  on  Thu Sep 15, 2005  at  12:20 PM
Hello, gentle shirkers!

I've been off for a bit (by the way, I need a doctor's note for, y'know, whatever), and I feel I can answer all but one of you with a straight reply.

You are all idiots. You are dim, cheating, lying skivers. Not only are you having to make up excuses to try and save your lazy asses from being deservedly fired, you have come to a website called Museum of Hoaxes, and haven't even bothered to read the opening post. Frankly, I sure as hell that I wouldn't hire a single one of you.
I hope for the sake of your employers that they fired you.

Dr Boo
Posted by Boo  on  Thu Sep 15, 2005  at  03:41 PM
And Jason?
Asking for a fake excuse that your son had a head injury?
Wow. Weirdo.

Dr Boo
Posted by Boo  on  Thu Sep 15, 2005  at  03:43 PM
Thank goodness the Doctor is back in the house!!
Posted by Smerk  on  Thu Sep 15, 2005  at  06:54 PM
i need a doctors note for work for two days sept,15th and the 16th 2005
Posted by doug cruz  on  Fri Sep 16, 2005  at  06:37 PM
i told my manager that i passed out and had to get ivy shot today morning (from the emergency room)... i know this sounds extreme.. i don't know how i even came up with this...
can u help ?????
Posted by heather  on  Fri Sep 16, 2005  at  08:43 PM
Smileys
i need a hospital note saying i was injured in car accident on 09/12/05 so i can submit to my bond officer i have actual pictures of this incident i suffered an injured leg and neck and spine
Posted by john forester  on  Sun Sep 18, 2005  at  09:57 AM
I need a doctors note to say i was sick on sept 18th 2005 from work
Posted by James Davies  on  Sun Sep 18, 2005  at  03:35 PM
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