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Fake Doctor Notes (are not available here)
Need a fake note from a doctor to get a day off from work or school? Visit this doctor.
Update: If you've arrived here via Google, or some other link, realize that I can't actually provide anyone with a fake doctor's note. I simply linked to an article about a guy who was writing fake notes, and because of that my site is now #1 on google when you type 'fake doctor notes'. I have no idea where fake doctor notes can be obtained.
Posted by The Curator on Thu Jun 26, 2003

Having said that, who in the name of GOD uses bleeding from the bowels as a skiving excuse?

My first thought would be 'sickness' or 'migraine'.

Dr. Boo
Posted by Boo  in  The Land of the Haggii...  on  Mon Aug 01, 2005  at  06:38 PM
i need a doctor's note excusing me from the spanish inquisition due to a bad case of uncontrollable heresy. thank you for your time.
Posted by Accipiter  on  Tue Aug 02, 2005  at  11:13 AM
I need a dr note to excuse me from work on 8/01/05 was feeling sick
Posted by nicole  on  Tue Aug 02, 2005  at  03:59 PM
I need an excuse for being punched in the stomach and missing work on 07/25/2005 and an excuse for my son who I supposedly took to the doctors for a broken out face on 7/25/2005 also Thjanks
Posted by Felisha  in  Mount Vernon Washington  on  Tue Aug 02, 2005  at  05:19 PM
My name is Angela Perry and I need a doctors apointment that excuses me from school from July 5th to July 12th.
Posted by Angela Perry  in  Tallahassee fl  on  Wed Aug 03, 2005  at  11:43 AM
Please excuse Craig from work on his graveyard shift 8- 3- 05. He has C.O.P.D due to his asthma, and occasional weather allergies.
Mr. Little will return to work 8-4-05.

Thank you Dr. Randy Buckner
Posted by craig little  in  tumwater wa.  on  Wed Aug 03, 2005  at  04:33 PM
Hey can someone help me write a doctors note for being sick with sinus problems for July 28th,2005
Posted by Morgan Fields  in  El Paso, TX  on  Fri Aug 05, 2005  at  11:31 AM
I need a doctor's excuse for missing three days of work. At my job we need a note stating that my illness justified not coming to work. I mentioned that I had pnuemonia like symptoms...
Posted by Clifford Simms  in  Atlanta, GA  on  Fri Aug 05, 2005  at  12:01 PM
I need an excuse for haveing food poison like as soon aspossable
Posted by Justin Gonzalez  in  Houston  on  Sat Aug 06, 2005  at  04:19 PM
i need a doctor note excuse me from class last week of whole week(Aug 1,2005 to Aug 5,2005) because i have a operation.


zhongwen lin
Posted by zhongwen lin  in  NY  on  Sun Aug 07, 2005  at  11:57 PM
Hmmm...where's Dr Boo when you need her?
Posted by Smerk  in  to mischief  on  Mon Aug 08, 2005  at  01:15 AM
I need a sick note saying I am ill FOR EVER (untill retirement)
Posted by Attila the Bun  in  hell  on  Mon Aug 08, 2005  at  08:17 AM
I need a Doctors note excusing me from work on August 7, 2005 and to return on August 10,2005.
Posted by S. Evans  in  virginia  on  Mon Aug 08, 2005  at  10:39 AM
I need a doctors dated for the date august 8,2005
saying that i wasnt able to show up to work.
Posted by luisa  on  Mon Aug 08, 2005  at  02:44 PM
I need a doctor's note for today, august 08, 2005, saying I wasn't able to go to work because of a stomach virous
Posted by Jaime Johnson  on  Mon Aug 08, 2005  at  06:28 PM
i need a doctors excuse from work for 8/5 8/6 8/7 beacuse i had tonsillitis.
Posted by Eric F Matos  in  san antonio, tx  on  Mon Aug 08, 2005  at  07:10 PM
I have a rash due to a medical reaction
Posted by Nicole Coon  in  Chandler  on  Tue Aug 09, 2005  at  05:16 PM
I hereby excuse S. Evans, luisa, Jaime Johnson, Eric F. Matos fro work because of, ahhh, feck it, because they're lying skivers with the combined intellect of a mouse.

Dr. Boo
Posted by Boo  in  The Land of the Haggii...  on  Tue Aug 09, 2005  at  06:04 PM
And Nicole? That's lovely.
Well done you.
*pat pat*

Dr. Boo
Posted by Boo  in  The Land of the Haggii...  on  Tue Aug 09, 2005  at  06:05 PM
i would like a doctors note for work
Posted by james conkrite  in  jacksonville IL 62650  on  Wed Aug 10, 2005  at  09:11 AM
Posted by BRIDGETT BURRELL  in  ALABAMA  on  Wed Aug 10, 2005  at  01:52 PM
I need a note saying I was at the dentist please. My supervisor is being a Jack off about this.
Posted by joseph  in  atlanta  on  Wed Aug 10, 2005  at  02:35 PM
i need a doctors note saying that i no longer have mono and am able to work by Sunday, August 14th
Posted by Danielle Clermont  in  Vineyard Haven, Massachusetts  on  Thu Aug 11, 2005  at  09:29 AM
Dear Doctor, I have been out of work AUgust 9,10,11th. My Boss now asked me for a doctors note. I told them I had strep throat and that my doctor didnt want me to go to work untill the spots in my throat where gone. I need this by tomorrow 8/12/05 please help -Tierra Tarazon
Posted by Tierra Tarazon  in  Scottsdale, AZ  on  Thu Aug 11, 2005  at  05:39 PM
Need note to return back to work on 8/15
Posted by steve williams  in  New York, Brooklyn  on  Fri Aug 12, 2005  at  01:48 PM
i have been sick in and out for two weeks. i go in everyday and i call off once well now i need a doctors note so i dont lose my job

thanx sincerly kat
Posted by KATHRINE NEWLAND  in  11447 columbia st. redford, Mi 48239-2274  on  Fri Aug 12, 2005  at  04:12 PM
I need a doctors note saying i was sick so i can give it to my work if i cant get one i'm going to get fired.
Posted by Nicole  in  St. Augustine  on  Sat Aug 13, 2005  at  03:10 PM
I need a doctors note saying I the flu and excusing me missing work on Aug 13 and 14 of 2005.
Posted by Corrine Housley  in  San Antonio, Texas  on  Sat Aug 13, 2005  at  04:30 PM
i need a doctors note saying my dad was admitted to kaiser hospital in fremont,ca. on sunday august 7,2005...please help me out... thanks his name RAY SANTOS KAISER CARD # 7010272
Posted by Franchette  in  fremont,ca.  on  Sat Aug 13, 2005  at  09:22 PM
I need a fake doctor's note saying that my Aunt was hospitalized or could not participate in normal/every-day activities. (My excuse was that I had to watch her 3 year old son.)
Posted by Allison Stensgaard  in  Elgin Illinois  on  Sat Aug 13, 2005  at  11:54 PM
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