Fake Doctor Notes (are not available here)

Need a fake note from a doctor to get a day off from work or school? Visit this doctor.
Update: If you've arrived here via Google, or some other link, realize that I can't actually provide anyone with a fake doctor's note. I simply linked to an article about a guy who was writing fake notes, and because of that my site is now #1 on google when you type 'fake doctor notes'. I have no idea where fake doctor notes can be obtained.

Health/Medicine

Posted on Thu Jun 26, 2003


Comments

Emily Bro was seen June 9th for symptoms of high temp. and body rash, possible Scarlet Fever, I've requested for her to see her family practice for further diagnose.
Posted by Emily  on  Thu Jun 09, 2005  at  11:32 PM
And you're telling us because...? 😕
Posted by Smerk  on  Thu Jun 09, 2005  at  11:52 PM
I need a doctor's excuse for calling in june 11th and 12th due to a knee injury.
Posted by erik varela  on  Sat Jun 11, 2005  at  06:43 PM
I need a doctor's note for being out of work from June 6 - June 12 for having pneumonia. Thanks!
Posted by Brian Matthews  on  Sat Jun 11, 2005  at  10:13 PM
Hey, I need a doctors note for the 6-10-05 saying that I had fainted and hit my head so I wasn't able to attend school that day.
Thank you so much!
Posted by Tracy Wong  on  Sat Jun 11, 2005  at  11:38 PM
please write em a note excusing me from work for 2 nights, i have dislocated my wrist and needs minimum movement. please my weekend will be doomed other wise
Posted by kie ashworth  on  Mon Jun 13, 2005  at  08:54 PM
I need a doctor excuse for 2 weeks from school, and i aslo need one for my job i miss a day from work to go on a school trip
Posted by sharon  on  Tue Jun 14, 2005  at  01:23 PM
i need a doctors excuse for 6/13, 6/14, 6/15 cause i did not want to work and my mom was in the hospital
Posted by January Anderson  on  Tue Jun 14, 2005  at  11:56 PM
I need a Doctor's Note saying that i was unable to take a test(mid-term) on tuesday june 14 2005 and had a eye trouble.
Posted by Justin Jung  on  Wed Jun 15, 2005  at  01:25 AM
I need one saying that due to respirtory problems, I had visited the doctor on Thurs,June 16, thus needing to be excused from work. Help me out!
Posted by Brian Knight  on  Thu Jun 16, 2005  at  11:11 AM
I need a note for missing work from 6/10/05 - 6/20/05. Due to being ill and suffering from back pain and neck pain
Posted by Vivian Garrett  on  Thu Jun 16, 2005  at  07:23 PM
I need a Dr's note for having a tumor removed from my chest
Posted by Jason Spinney  on  Fri Jun 17, 2005  at  07:22 AM
Um, Jason? They're called nipples and you're supposed to have them.
Posted by Charybdis  on  Fri Jun 17, 2005  at  07:35 AM
i need a note saying that i had a stomach virus
Posted by victor barrios  on  Sat Jun 18, 2005  at  11:13 AM
i need a doctors note saying i can come back to work becouse my shoulder serjurie is healed now the date should be (6-20-05)
Posted by Travis Henson  on  Sun Jun 19, 2005  at  10:13 AM
I need an excuse for Monday June 20, 2005, if u can help me I'd appreciate it. Doesn't ned to be detailed just say i had a doctor's visit, after 10:00 sometime.
Posted by Chris Meeks  on  Mon Jun 20, 2005  at  08:32 AM
How to make fake money
Posted by wazz  on  Tue Jun 21, 2005  at  06:13 AM
i need a doctor's note stating that i'm pregnant. please i really need this.
Posted by jenny  on  Wed Jun 22, 2005  at  06:49 PM
Sorry jenny, but there's a bit of a backlog.
Can you wait nine months?
Posted by David B.  on  Fri Jun 24, 2005  at  06:35 AM
I need a doctors nots saying I have been under hospital care from Thursday 16, 2005 to Tuesday 21, 2005. And that I may return to work Wednesday 22, 2005.
Posted by Wendy Oliver  on  Sat Jun 25, 2005  at  12:24 PM
I need a Doctors note stating I have rectalitis from an Enima Accident gone horribly wrong.
Posted by Jason Spinney  on  Sat Jun 25, 2005  at  04:21 PM
i need a dr. note for my 2 yr old son. i missed work fri. (6/24/05) using the escuse he had stomach problems and now a i need to manufacture the dr. note?
Posted by lavina jacildo  on  Mon Jun 27, 2005  at  09:51 AM
i need a doctors excuse for work.
Posted by farist  on  Tue Jun 28, 2005  at  01:02 PM
I need a doctors note excusing me from work on June 29, 2005 saying that i had a fever.

Thank you,
Ashley
Posted by Ashley Devine  on  Wed Jun 29, 2005  at  08:06 AM
hin
plz can i have a doctors note. for 1:40pm on Wednesday the 29th of june 2005. tahnks . my name is deepak aulak and im in 10b. the doctors surgery is on duncan street.
thanks alot.
Deepak
Posted by Deepak  on  Wed Jun 29, 2005  at  10:03 AM
I need a Dr's note that states I will be out of work for the next two weeks while I have my rectum reinserted from getting fucked too hard in my ass.
Posted by Jason Spinney  on  Wed Jun 29, 2005  at  11:38 AM
I need a doctor note to get two months off work stating I am going to have surgery on my right ankle
Posted by Damian Wilson  on  Wed Jun 29, 2005  at  04:02 PM
Tough tits.

Unless, of course, you give us the 5,000 word essay on 'why I get to have a doctor's note'.
Posted by Boo  on  Wed Jun 29, 2005  at  04:08 PM
I need a dr note saying i need 3 to 4 days off from the flu and that i have stip throat
Posted by Mr Kelly Huffman  on  Thu Jun 30, 2005  at  10:05 AM
i despratly need a note to say i had tonsilitus on the days 27 of june to the first of july 2005
thank you heaps oh an tell dat boo in the middle of good luck dat hes GAY fukn hell if he aint got nufin good to say why dose he come on here anyway?
fukn idiot!!!!
Posted by savannah jefferies  on  Fri Jul 01, 2005  at  08:32 PM
Umm...Boo is a regular here. And I think you're the idiot for coming in here attempting to get a fake doctors note in a place that doesn't actually offer them.
Posted by Smerk  on  Fri Jul 01, 2005  at  08:39 PM
7/1/2005
Please excuse Kelly Colwell from work due to stomach problems. She may return to work on 7/5/2005.
(Doctor's/hospitol info here...)
I NEED THIS ASAP...PLEASE HELP ME!! hAPPY 4TH!
Posted by Kelly Colwell  on  Sat Jul 02, 2005  at  06:53 PM
Why can't Kelly Colwell go to a real doctor?
Posted by Smerk  on  Sat Jul 02, 2005  at  11:55 PM
I WILL BE NEEDING A COUPLE OF DAYS OFF FROM WORK DUE TO THE FLU AND HIGHT FEVERS THAT I HAVE BEEN HAVING (FROM JULY 1ST TILL JULY 14 TH )
Posted by ELEN GARCIA  on  Sun Jul 03, 2005  at  10:00 PM
i will be needing a note indicating that i need some rest due to the hight fevers and a small rash that i have been developping on my lower part of my body from july 1st to july 14th
Posted by elen garcia  on  Sun Jul 03, 2005  at  10:06 PM
i need a note excuzing me from me honeymoon due to the clap

thank you
Posted by FireFly  on  Sun Jul 03, 2005  at  10:38 PM
I was taken ill on June 30 because i fainted while jogging. doctor told me to not attend work that day.
Posted by David Nash  on  Mon Jul 04, 2005  at  11:02 AM
what are the odds that an employer such as papa ginos actually checks a hospital note instead of a doctors note??????
Posted by brett  on  Tue Jul 05, 2005  at  07:39 AM
Michael seems to have pulled the splenius capitis in his lower neck. The injury should heal shortly, should not lift anything over five(5) pounds for 3-4 days.

Micheal may return to work Wednesday July 6th.
Posted by Michael  on  Tue Jul 05, 2005  at  02:35 PM
Michael is unable even to spell his own name in the same way twice in a row. This is unlikely to heal, and my suggestion is that he doesn't return to work at all, as you could surely do better.

The Doctor.
Posted by Boo  on  Tue Jul 05, 2005  at  02:42 PM
And congratulations to Savannah for being the least intelligent person on this thread yet, despite the stiff competition.
Posted by Boo  on  Tue Jul 05, 2005  at  02:44 PM
Bon jour, Docteur Boo! I am needing note by docteur excusing moi from being in Paris on 16 Oct., 1793, due to pains of the neck. Merci beaucoup.
Posted by M. Antoinette  on  Tue Jul 05, 2005  at  06:09 PM
Please write me note regarding that i have dentist appointment to tomorrow and returning to work on Monday, 11 July 2005
Posted by Claire  on  Thu Jul 07, 2005  at  06:01 PM
i need a doctors excuse saying that my mother was in the Omaha hospital throughout the month of June
Posted by Mike Ingham  on  Fri Jul 08, 2005  at  07:08 AM
Please help me I need a doctor's note for this whole week.It's for work my boss is going to trip out.July 6th to 10
Posted by Christian Moore  on  Sat Jul 09, 2005  at  01:26 PM
i need a dr. note say I Shelia johnson took my mother Margie Williams to the ER on Saturday July 9.2005. Thank You!
Posted by kimikojohnson  on  Sun Jul 10, 2005  at  09:32 AM
stomach was feeling bad , signs of stomach virus.
Posted by Shane Page  on  Mon Jul 11, 2005  at  09:52 AM
Dear, Doctor

I have currently been absent from work due to my astma and missed the Dates july 12-15, 2005 I have a astma machine a my home that i use so there was no need to see a doctor so could you please write me an excuse for my job. My name is Kristy Sneed, I work for Mary Kay Inc.
Posted by Kristy L. Sneed  on  Fri Jul 15, 2005  at  08:40 AM
can i get a docters note saying i can go back to work, everything ok..
please
Posted by Anthony A. Weishuhn  on  Fri Jul 15, 2005  at  11:17 AM
Anthony, having reviewed your application for an excuse note I'm sorry to have to tell you that your request has been denied. If you're employment is terminated because of this denial please feel free to email me about it. It won't help you get your job back, but it will provide a good laugh for me and my staff.

Thank you,

Charybdis
Posted by Charybdis  on  Fri Jul 15, 2005  at  11:31 AM
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