Fake Doctor Notes (are not available here)

I need a doctors excuse note for may 16, and saying i had to come back may 17, for a follow up..to continue treatment.

That's nice. Considered going to a doctor?

Y'know, rather than a HOAX WEBSITE?

I need a note for school b/c of depression. Ive missed too many days and might not graduate.

Charlie, be prepared to be even more depressed. Doctors notes are not available here. Go see a qualified health professional. Now.

IN NEED A DOCTOR NOTES TO EXCUSE HECTOR CASILLAS FROM WORK ON SATURDAY MAY 14, 2005. SAYING THAT MY TONSILS WERE SWOLLEN.

Anyone else catch this? What a moron.

"I need a doctors note stating i was absent from school on the 6th of May 2005 and i need it asap please help me!!!
Posted by silentbobx0152 on Mon May 09, 2005 at 02:03 AM

I need a doctors note stating i (Robert Petit) was absent from school on the 6th of May 2005 and i need it asap please help me!!
Posted by silentbobx0152 on Mon May 09, 2005 at 02:05 AM

since i dont know if i was specific i need : a doctors note stating i (Robert Petit) was absent from school on the 6th of May 2005 and i need it asap please help me!! with some kind of stomach illness of some sort please help me i will flunk out of high school if you dont come through >.<
Posted by silentbobx0152 on Mon May 09, 2005 at 02:07 AM

lol ok i see why haggii hates you people so much XD you morons dont even realize that telling the truth works :p it worked for me. Are you guys really so stupid that you cant read the top of your screen that says and i quote : " If you've arrived here via Google, or some other link, realize that I can't actually provide anyone with a fake doctor's note. I simply linked to an article about a guy who was writing fake notes, and because of that my site is now #1 on google when you type 'fake doctor notes'. I have no idea where fake doctor notes can be obtained. " geez you guys are dumb
Posted by silentbobx0152 on Mon May 16, 2005 at 01:53 PM"

I really need a doctor's note excusing me from work on May 25, and May 26th due to kidney infection.

Tough tits.

well sir or ma'am or whatever:
(head of this site)
i see you have continued to allow people to think that you will give them doctor's notes by allowing them to continue posting pleas on your sites. I think that when people see that so many others are asking for notes, surely someone is getting one. I for one am certainly not "dumb".
I simply posted a request with a 'maybe it will maybe it wont' attitude and I firmly believe that was the same attitude of other desperate hookie-players.
I think you are the dumb one to call out so many people you dont know for responding to YOUR misleading site.
If it bothers you so much that people are falling for it, take it down.

I need a docter excuse for being sick on MAY 25 2005

If you've arrived here via Google, or some other link, realize that I can't actually provide anyone with a fake doctor's note. I simply linked to an article about a guy who was writing fake notes, and because of that my site is now #1 on google when you type 'fake doctor notes'. I have no idea where fake doctor notes can be obtained.

Kristen, that's from the original post. If that seems ambiguous to you, you seem dumb.

It's a HOAX site and, as such, reports hoaxes, scams and the like. It also promotes discussions of these things, hence people being allowed to post on the topic.

If none of you are capable of reading or using logic, that's your problem, not ours.

And, by the way, I am not host of the site, and the views I post are mine alone, although many others may agree with me.

Oh, and incidentally... how exactly are you expecting the doctor's note to be sent when all we have is your name, hmmmm?

I agree with Boo's views on this point!

Look, that update is at the top of every page. There have also been MANY instances where people say it doesn't happen, myself included - look back. If you have a problem with your own inability to read before you ask for a goddamn dr's note, then you ARE an idiot.

I so love a woman with attitude. 😊

I need an eye doctors note to excuse me from school on may 30th ASAP. Thanks.

I don't need a not5e but why is everyone posting their illnesses? It's like an order list of hoax diseases.

Because they're either too stupid, or too lazy to read what the entire thread is about, Mart.

Need a note saying that I was in the hospital at Northside on May 28-May 30 2005. And to return to work on June 1,2005 with light duties until complete physical is performed

Does anyone see what I mean?

For fu*k's sake.

LOL. I just don't believe it. So many jokers. Tsk Tsk Tsk. I had my share of laughs going through the list!!

Boo: I just love the fun you are having with the moron's :=) :=) :=)
Kriv
Kriv.john [[[AT]]] gmail.com

I need a note that excuse me from work on 5/31/05 for a inner ear infection

*sigh*

Well, you can't have one, Robert.

I'd be more vitriolic, but your idiocy is sapping my energy.

I need a doctors note stating that I saw a doctor on June 1st 2005. It needs to state that I have persistant migranes resulting in nausea, caused by stress.

Sheila, please provide me with your email address, billing address, and bank account number and routing number. I can then provide you with your doctors note for a nominal processing fee of $29.95 USD.

I desperatly need a doctor's note that says I was hospitalized from april 24,2005 to may 11,2005. Can anyone help me ? it's really important.

I need a doctor's note that says I will be dead from June 4th onwards so that I can watch the Britsh Lions Rugby tour without anyone bothering me at home.

Oh, and can you write one for July 10th saying how I've made a miraculous recovery and can come back to work now?

P.S. do you know any friendly undertakers who might be 'persuaded' to arrange a mock funeral for me?

please excuse Melissa from work June 2,2004. She was under a physicians care for Chest pain. " I need this asap. please. i'll do anything!! ""

Such as posting in a hoax forum?
Genius.
Pure genius.

i need a doctors note excusing me from work 5/27/05 to 5/31/05. saying i have high blood pressure and my medical provider is HIP of greater new york............thanks...DD

Ack!!! They're still at it!

*sobs*

i need a doctor note that say i have a high fever

i need a doctors note that says i have a high fever on june 4, 05

'i' need a 'doctor' note 'that say i' have an allergy to lying, cheating skiving morons. Asap, plz.

I need a doctor's note to say that I have a potentially fatal case of RSI and that just typing one more sentence might actually kill m*ACK*...

P.S. Just close the thread!

Come to think of it...

If this thread tops Google for fake doctor's notes, and I make a hoax site for people to ask for fake doctor's notes, and post a link to it here... Hmm...

Now the only question is, do I do it for money? Or just for the sheer entertainment value?

Anyone?

I need a doctors not saying that i can not return to work untill 13 of june do to pneumonia

Steven,

A sick note for 'Steven E. Honaker', citing 'a preliminary diagnosis of Pneumonia' and recommending one week's bed-rest has been dispatched directly to your place of work.

Enjoy your rest and I wish you a full recovery.

I need a doctors note stating I was with my mom in the hospital! Cause she was suffering of back spasms! Plz if you could do so! Cause I cud b losing my job!

I do apologise. I've been lax in my mockery of fu*kwits recently.

Mariano, words fail me. They really do.

I'll be back on form in a couple of days. You'll have to wait until then.

I need a Doctors note for work that says I got a tetnus shot for stepping on a nail. Thanks
asap.. please!!!!

I need a note saying that I was at a conselor appt. for June 7th. I need it asap and make it look real.

need a doctor note for being sick form work on 5/16/2005

i need a note for the 7th of may for my work, i said i was sick.

I'm going to say...

*shakes Magic 8 ball*

NO!

Jesus, none of you even bloody managed to combine capitalisation and spelling.
Go on, why the hell do you think you deserve a fake sick note?
I want an essay, no less than 5000 words.

And, Zachary, be polite when begging for a faux sick note. Abruptness is so hurtful when you appear to be asking for a favour.

I need a doctors note saying that i missed work because i was running a fever on May 30,2005

Aaaaaaaaaaaaagh!

Come on, Robert, if that is your real name.

5000 words on why you deserve a sick note. Go.

Alice Kopacsi has been committed into Hurly Hospital on Thursday June 9, 2005. He relase is not yet confermed.

Oh my god! Thanks for telling us! Poor Alice Kopacsi! Jesus! What happened?
And 'He relase is not yet confermed'?
Ohmygod! Sweet Jaysus!

Oh dear, Alice Kopacsi is in the hospital?!?! What's the address, I must go comfort my oldest and dearest (and dumbest) friend.