Fake Doctor Notes (are not available here)

Need a fake note from a doctor to get a day off from work or school? Visit this doctor.
Update: If you've arrived here via Google, or some other link, realize that I can't actually provide anyone with a fake doctor's note. I simply linked to an article about a guy who was writing fake notes, and because of that my site is now #1 on google when you type 'fake doctor notes'. I have no idea where fake doctor notes can be obtained.

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Posted on Thu Jun 26, 2003


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i need a fake doctors not that say i was out with a contagoious rash for 04/28/05 and 04/29/05
Posted by Alea fRAZIER  on  Sat Apr 30, 2005  at  08:03 AM
i need a fake doctors note saying that i was sick on 4/30 (saturday) and was unable to go to work
Posted by Zachary LeMeunier  on  Sun May 01, 2005  at  10:25 AM
I need a doctors note for April 30 2005 due to a sprained wrist.
Posted by Aaron Heeks  on  Sun May 01, 2005  at  01:13 PM
i need a note saying i had a stomach virus to excus eme from work

thanks
Posted by seth villarreal  on  Mon May 02, 2005  at  02:06 PM
Get out for chicken pox
Posted by Austin Coleman  on  Tue May 03, 2005  at  08:30 AM
I need a note saying i have acute Parionoia. Make it look real
Posted by Austin Coleman  on  Tue May 03, 2005  at  08:36 AM
i need a doctor's note to excuse me for leaving school on may 03, 2005
Posted by anthony preist  on  Tue May 03, 2005  at  09:26 AM
i need the doctor's note to say i have strepp throat. Please Help!
Posted by Anthony Preist  on  Tue May 03, 2005  at  09:28 AM
I need a doctor's note to explain why the hell I can't READ, SPELL, BE POLITE, or use PUNCTUATION and GRAMMER.

Also, I would like one that I could pin to my back to say that I am certifiably an out-and-out idiot, so people will be kind to my obnoxious, lying, skiving, cheating little self.
Posted by Boo  on  Tue May 03, 2005  at  09:30 AM
:lol:
And there I misspell 'grammar'.
You have to laugh.
Posted by Boo  on  Tue May 03, 2005  at  09:31 AM
hi i need a note to excuse me from school today May 4th 2005 or else i will not be able to graduate in june for exceeding the limit of absenses. if i can not graduate i lose my college scholarship. please help me
Posted by Meghan Brown  on  Wed May 04, 2005  at  11:42 AM
tsk tsk. Doesn't look good for you Meghan. Maybe you can get a job at McDonalds or Walmart.
Posted by Charybdis  on  Wed May 04, 2005  at  12:01 PM
doctors
i need a note stateing that on these days January 19th 2005 and March 4th 2005 that i was at a doctors apointment.. please help e ut and get back to me asap thank you
Posted by Krystal Hendricks  on  Wed May 04, 2005  at  05:43 PM
hey i need a doctors note saying i wasn't able going to school on may 3 2005. please i need it by tonight or else ima have saturday school. thank you
Posted by alan ly  on  Wed May 04, 2005  at  07:34 PM
If you'll excuse my language and the repetition of the above posting...

YOU ARE ALL OBNOXIOUS, LYING, CHEATING, SKIVING LITTLE FUCKWITS WHO NEED A GOOD REALITY CHECK AND PREFERABLY A KICK UP THE ARSE!!!

God, I really have lost any faith in humanity.
Posted by Boo  on  Thu May 05, 2005  at  03:28 AM
I need a note from the doctor saying that i can not go to work today cause i am sick
Posted by lisbeth lugones  on  Sat May 07, 2005  at  08:36 AM
I need a note saying i have food poisoning for May 8,2005 I need it for work or else i can get fired Please help

Stephon Cartwright
Posted by Stephon Cartwright  on  Sun May 08, 2005  at  01:22 PM
Needs a doctors note for work due to the 24 hour flu.
Posted by Kayla Jenkins  on  Sun May 08, 2005  at  05:38 PM
I need a doctors note stating i was absent from school on the 6th of May 2005 and i need it asap please help me!!!
Posted by silentbobx0152  on  Mon May 09, 2005  at  04:03 AM
I need a doctors note stating i (Robert Petit) was absent from school on the 6th of May 2005 and i need it asap please help me!!
Posted by silentbobx0152  on  Mon May 09, 2005  at  04:05 AM
since i dont know if i was specific i need : a doctors note stating i (Robert Petit) was absent from school on the 6th of May 2005 and i need it asap please help me!! with some kind of stomach illness of some sort please help me i will flunk out of high school if you dont come through >.<
Posted by silentbobx0152  on  Mon May 09, 2005  at  04:07 AM
Well, Robert Petit, you shouldn't have skived.

God, I hate all of you.
Posted by Boo  on  Mon May 09, 2005  at  04:53 AM
Please give me a doctors excus stating that I sprained my wrist while skateboarding, and I won't be able to parpacpitate in gym for a while
Posted by Ashley Inglett  on  Tue May 10, 2005  at  10:25 AM
I need a doctors excus saying that I was out with anoma for 3-20-05 to 4-9-05. I really need this bad. Otherwise I'm going to fail, and won't be able to graduate.
Posted by playgirl  on  Tue May 10, 2005  at  10:35 AM
i would like a note for may 12 2005
Posted by Nicholas Dura  on  Wed May 11, 2005  at  05:02 AM
Playgirl, tough shit, you don't deserve to graduate.

Nicholas, same to you.
Posted by Boo  on  Wed May 11, 2005  at  05:12 AM
AND whilst you're mistakenly trying to cheat your school by applying for a doctor's note on a website devoted to hoaxes (which specifically states that it doesn't do them, by the way) you could at least make the effort to spell, capitalise, and punctuate properly in an attempt to make us think you're not a complete waste of space who deserves to repeat a year.
Posted by Boo  on  Wed May 11, 2005  at  05:46 AM
I need a note excusing me from school May,11,2005 because i had bad chest cold.
Posted by brandon soliday  on  Wed May 11, 2005  at  08:11 AM
God, why do I bother?
I mean, they deserve it. They really do.

The sheer idiocy of this thread makes my head explode.
Posted by Boo  on  Wed May 11, 2005  at  08:35 AM
I need a doctor note for april 17-18 saying I had strip throat and on May 6 saying I had a vomitting issue for work let me know asap
Posted by Kay Outland  on  Wed May 11, 2005  at  06:57 PM
I'm having a damn vomiting issue.

There are no words to express how much I loathe each and every one of you whinging little skivers.
Posted by Boo  on  Thu May 12, 2005  at  03:17 AM
I mean, for flip's sake. A 'strip throat'?
What the heck even is that?
Or has Kay Outland, in a fit of genius, managed to misspell 'strep'?
Posted by Boo  on  Thu May 12, 2005  at  03:20 AM
I need a doctors note for 5/12 and 5/6 to pass my English class because I don't have any money to go to summer school and my parents won't pay.
Posted by Jordan  on  Thu May 12, 2005  at  10:13 AM
so, senior-skip day is tomarrow... and i'm going to the lake to enjoy a nice afternoon of whatever the hell i want! this idea of fake notes isnt bad, but it's alot easier to just go to the doctor's and say you 'forgot' to get a note on that day and would they please give you one now? anyways, keep up the good work fellas
Posted by Coreo7  on  Thu May 12, 2005  at  01:23 PM
i need a not for the doctor cuz i was sick for friday may 13 2005
Posted by donnie pennington  on  Fri May 13, 2005  at  09:08 AM
I need a sick note to get off of work, saying i had a fever and migrains
Posted by Nicole Peneff  on  Fri May 13, 2005  at  10:35 AM
I need a doctors note saying that i fractured my ankle and will not be able to perform some of the duties at my work place.
Posted by Joshua Dene LaTourette  on  Fri May 13, 2005  at  11:38 AM
i need a doctors note saying i am sick with the flue.
Posted by asley carmicheal  on  Sat May 14, 2005  at  10:51 AM
I need a note to excuse Hector A. from work on May 14, 2005. I was rushed to the E.R. because I had trouble breathing at noon.
Posted by sicklilboy  on  Sat May 14, 2005  at  03:46 PM
Hey i was wondering if i could get a quick fake doctor's note sent to my email, please!
Posted by tyler swaim  on  Sat May 14, 2005  at  08:57 PM
The sheer idiocy of some people! These people deserve to fail school, get sacked from work and all the rest of it because they can't figure out that this is not the place to come for medical certificates.
Posted by Smerk  on  Sun May 15, 2005  at  12:38 AM
i need a doc note 15&16; of may so i dont get fired. i told themmt throte hurt and i was thowing up
Posted by cassandra britt  on  Sun May 15, 2005  at  08:02 PM
i need i doc note for the 15 and 16 of may so i dont get fired from work.i hate goin to the doctors but i am really sick ,i told my work that my throt hunt and i was throwing up
Posted by cassandra britt  on  Sun May 15, 2005  at  08:13 PM
I need a doctors note saying that i have been having sever seizures and was unable to attend school.
Posted by pookie  on  Sun May 15, 2005  at  10:31 PM
lol ok i see why haggii hates you people so much XD you morons dont even realize that telling the truth works :p it worked for me. Are you guys really so stupid that you cant read the top of your screen that says and i quote : " If you've arrived here via Google, or some other link, realize that I can't actually provide anyone with a fake doctor's note. I simply linked to an article about a guy who was writing fake notes, and because of that my site is now #1 on google when you type 'fake doctor notes'. I have no idea where fake doctor notes can be obtained. " geez you guys are dumb
Posted by silentbobx0152  on  Mon May 16, 2005  at  03:53 PM
I need a doctors note saying that i was in the hospital for a back problem on May 2, 2005
thanks
Posted by Alex Kim  on  Mon May 16, 2005  at  04:55 PM
i need one for work..
Posted by Ieshia Williams  on  Mon May 16, 2005  at  10:02 PM
Please email me a doctors note for school stating that I was sick on 5/16 & 5/17 with pneomonia. Thank you.
Posted by Tiffany Quinones  on  Tue May 17, 2005  at  12:24 PM
this indicates that Ruth Herrera was seen in our office on May 16, 2005& May 17, 20005.
Posted by Ruth C. Herrera  on  Tue May 17, 2005  at  01:24 PM
May 17th 20005?

That's planning ahead.

However, I still hate all of you for your dilution of the intelligent people in this world.
Posted by Boo  on  Tue May 17, 2005  at  01:25 PM
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