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Need a fake note from a doctor to get a day off from work or school? Visit this doctor.
Update: If you've arrived here via Google, or some other link, realize that I can't actually provide anyone with a fake doctor's note. I simply linked to an article about a guy who was writing fake notes, and because of that my site is now #1 on google when you type 'fake doctor notes'. I have no idea where fake doctor notes can be obtained.

Health/Medicine

Posted on Thu Jun 26, 2003


Comments

please excuse anthony dekun from school as he had to have ablood test
he was away on both wednesday the 31st and thursday the first
Posted by anthony dekun  on  Wed Aug 31, 2005  at  06:20 PM
i need a note saying i have the stomach flu for sept 01 2005 excusing me from work
Posted by liar  on  Thu Sep 01, 2005  at  12:06 PM
I need a note saying that I have an appointment at noon on Friday
Posted by Colleen Moy  on  Thu Sep 01, 2005  at  02:01 PM
I need a doctor's note for being treated for food poisoning.
Posted by olha dikusar  on  Sat Sep 03, 2005  at  05:34 PM
i need a doctors note for monday august 29th 2005 and wednesday august 30th 2005 reason being i had a miss carrige
please help me !!!!
thank you Donielle Goff
Posted by Donielle Goff  on  Mon Sep 05, 2005  at  01:09 PM
i need a doctors excuse saying i missed work on sep 6, due to the flu thanks!
Posted by slade18  on  Tue Sep 06, 2005  at  01:42 PM
yo like im 11 and i need a note that excuses me from school i dont care when it is or what it is just as long as it keeps me from school
Posted by samantha bozeman  on  Tue Sep 06, 2005  at  02:23 PM
I would like a note that excuses me from school on tuesday Sept. 6th, and wednesday sept. 7th for i dont care what. i just need one
Posted by Urmila  on  Wed Sep 07, 2005  at  07:54 AM
I need a doctors note stating that I am required to be on bed rest beginning today, Sept. 7 through Sept. 9 due to pregnancy complications. Please help!
Posted by Karri Snider  on  Wed Sep 07, 2005  at  04:59 PM
I need something that will help me skip school
Posted by Dulcie Smith  on  Sun Sep 11, 2005  at  07:31 AM
I need a docters note for the date of 2nd of september 2005. Please contact me as soon as possible.
Posted by Brian Jacoby  on  Sun Sep 11, 2005  at  02:29 PM
Melissa Dickson needs a note saying she need a set of school books for home and a second set for school, due to the pain it causes her in her neck and back, to carry all her school books back and forth.
Posted by Melissa Dickson  on  Sun Sep 11, 2005  at  05:14 PM
I need a doctor's note saying that I am able to return to work as usual after cracking a rib.

Thank-you
Posted by Leah  on  Sun Sep 11, 2005  at  06:31 PM
I need a fake doctors note saying that i have a bad back.
Thanks.
Posted by shawn  on  Sun Sep 11, 2005  at  08:09 PM
I need a doctor's excuse stating that I have strept throat and that I can't return back to work until Sept. 16. 05. I won a Disney Cruise for 3nights 4 days and I thought that the excuse for strept throat would by me some time since I left work sick with a cold last week anyway. Please email me if you can help me.

Thanks!
Posted by VaLisa Miller  on  Mon Sep 12, 2005  at  08:23 AM
i need a note saying that i went to the doctor on monday september 12th,2005
Posted by nancy  on  Mon Sep 12, 2005  at  12:40 PM
Hi I need a Dr's note saying that I took my son in on September 12th for a head injury. This if for my work. Please let me know how soon I can expect to recieve this.

Thank you,
Jason
Posted by Jason  on  Tue Sep 13, 2005  at  12:41 PM
i told my work that i have strep throat, and can return to work on friday 9/16/05
Posted by abraham urrea  on  Wed Sep 14, 2005  at  02:04 PM
has brocken leg
Posted by JAmes Worsey  on  Wed Sep 14, 2005  at  02:51 PM
I need a note saying that I had a swollen pink eye on 09/06/2005 -09/09/2005 and on 09/13, 14, 15/2005 I had to stay home due to illness
Posted by crystal leonard  on  Wed Sep 14, 2005  at  08:40 PM
I need a doctors note for Penny Terry for missing work
Posted by Penny Terry  on  Wed Sep 14, 2005  at  10:18 PM
I need a note saying the reason i missed school so much is because i have a low immune system and get really sick easy i need this asap or there going to kick me out of school
Posted by Earl Foggs  on  Thu Sep 15, 2005  at  12:16 PM
i need a doctor note saying that i have a low immune system and i get really sick easy thats why i missed school so much i need this like yesterday so they dont kick me out please help
Posted by Earl Foggs  on  Thu Sep 15, 2005  at  12:20 PM
Hello, gentle shirkers!

I've been off for a bit (by the way, I need a doctor's note for, y'know, whatever), and I feel I can answer all but one of you with a straight reply.

You are all idiots. You are dim, cheating, lying skivers. Not only are you having to make up excuses to try and save your lazy asses from being deservedly fired, you have come to a website called Museum of Hoaxes, and haven't even bothered to read the opening post. Frankly, I sure as hell that I wouldn't hire a single one of you.
I hope for the sake of your employers that they fired you.

Dr Boo
Posted by Boo  on  Thu Sep 15, 2005  at  03:41 PM
And Jason?
Asking for a fake excuse that your son had a head injury?
Wow. Weirdo.

Dr Boo
Posted by Boo  on  Thu Sep 15, 2005  at  03:43 PM
Thank goodness the Doctor is back in the house!!
Posted by Smerk  on  Thu Sep 15, 2005  at  06:54 PM
i need a doctors note for work for two days sept,15th and the 16th 2005
Posted by doug cruz  on  Fri Sep 16, 2005  at  06:37 PM
i told my manager that i passed out and had to get ivy shot today morning (from the emergency room)... i know this sounds extreme.. i don't know how i even came up with this...
can u help ?????
Posted by heather  on  Fri Sep 16, 2005  at  08:43 PM
Smileys
i need a hospital note saying i was injured in car accident on 09/12/05 so i can submit to my bond officer i have actual pictures of this incident i suffered an injured leg and neck and spine
Posted by john forester  on  Sun Sep 18, 2005  at  09:57 AM
I need a doctors note to say i was sick on sept 18th 2005 from work
Posted by James Davies  on  Sun Sep 18, 2005  at  03:35 PM
I need a note excusing me from work on Saturday, Sept. 17.
Thank you.
Posted by Shawn Scharf  on  Sun Sep 18, 2005  at  06:26 PM
i need a return to work notice for a clean bill of health for head lice
Posted by Russell  on  Sun Sep 18, 2005  at  10:44 PM
excuse bob from work for his knee
Posted by bob joe  on  Mon Sep 19, 2005  at  10:06 AM
I need a doctors excuse for a bad back, I need it for work for missing 4 days. ASAP Thanks
Posted by Robert Castillo  on  Mon Sep 19, 2005  at  12:59 PM
i need a doctor's note saying i need a few days off work from exhaustion. thank you
Posted by julie  on  Mon Sep 19, 2005  at  06:13 PM
i need a doctor note to get my out of work for a week
Posted by Lindsey Degard  on  Tue Sep 20, 2005  at  02:37 PM
hi i have this project that i need to finish but shiiiiii no way i can do it lol i need a sic note for my school that will let me have my friday off for the whole day need help.

thx peace
Posted by michael dicastopoulos  on  Wed Sep 21, 2005  at  12:28 PM
i was out of work from 09/16/20005 to 09/19/2005 need a blank doc note to save my job
Posted by davidsingleton  on  Wed Sep 21, 2005  at  07:56 PM
hi i need a note to be excused from school on 9/23/05 because i was at the doctors.
Posted by courtney  on  Thu Sep 22, 2005  at  06:28 PM
broken his wrist and will be unalbe to participate in gym class for 10 weeks
Posted by Me  on  Sat Sep 24, 2005  at  10:57 AM
i need a doctors note that gets me out of gym for 2 weeks due to having mono so i have an enlarged spleen.
Posted by Jameson Moyer  on  Sun Sep 25, 2005  at  10:45 AM
I need an excuse stating that I cant do any bending, lifting, reaching, moving around, and can not drive while taking the medicane im on. Also stating she cant do this for a few months to allow her torn ligament to heal. All Angela can do is sit so she wont make her ligament any worst. I also need a dr's name signed at the bottom. His name is dr. Manning. Please i need by tomorrow morning at 6 a.m. your great thank you.
Posted by Angela Easley  on  Sun Sep 25, 2005  at  12:31 PM
i need an excuse fron a local doctor stating i have a pulled musle in my back due to falling down my stairs. i need it for sept. 26 off and can go back sept 27
Posted by karen dawson  on  Mon Sep 26, 2005  at  08:47 AM
I need a doctor's note stating that I have strep throat and am able to return to work 9-30-05. I have been off 9-27, 9-28, 9-29. THANK YOU. Kacey Noel
Posted by Kacey Noel  on  Wed Sep 28, 2005  at  08:48 AM
Hello..I need a Dr's note for Wed Sept 21st for food poisoning or whatever excuse really. I eed it in order to make up a test. I really was ill, but I didn't go to the doctor. Thanks
Posted by Whitney  on  Thu Sep 29, 2005  at  12:52 PM
Strep throat
Posted by Dennis Dill  on  Fri Sep 30, 2005  at  07:50 AM
I need a note covering me from wed. Sep. 28 thru Friday the 30th. Reason food poisoning or something along the 'bein sick' lines. Thx, appreciate it. I wasn't really sick, was takin the days off to look for a new job, but not goin to well so gotta keep this one :/
Posted by Daniel Burnham  on  Fri Sep 30, 2005  at  05:38 PM
I need a doctors note ASAP telling my work that I did go to the doctor on September 30, 2005. I was throwing up in the morning and I called in for work. They told me to get a doctors note, but I was unable to get an appointment with my doctor. Please let me know if you could help me.

Thanks,
Mia Nasution
Posted by Mia Nasution  on  Sun Oct 02, 2005  at  03:09 PM
I need to be excused from school Friday, September 30th. Reason. Illness.
Posted by Joshua Horn  on  Sun Oct 02, 2005  at  10:33 PM
I injured my thumb on sept. 25 and could not report to golf class because of lack of grip in my left thumb. will be able to return on october 10 or 13th.
Posted by Christopher Miller  on  Mon Oct 03, 2005  at  09:33 AM
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