Fake Doctor Notes (are not available here)

Need a fake note from a doctor to get a day off from work or school? Visit this doctor.
Update: If you've arrived here via Google, or some other link, realize that I can't actually provide anyone with a fake doctor's note. I simply linked to an article about a guy who was writing fake notes, and because of that my site is now #1 on google when you type 'fake doctor notes'. I have no idea where fake doctor notes can be obtained.

Health/Medicine

Posted on Thu Jun 26, 2003


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It's still number one on Google.



When will it stop?
Posted by Ozymandias  on  Sun Jul 24, 2005  at  11:57 AM
I need a hospital note for July 24th for stomach n head problems, and I need it by tuesday! thats tomorrow. plz
Posted by anonymous  on  Mon Jul 25, 2005  at  09:30 AM
I need a Doctors note saying:

Elise missed work due to a migrane headache and a slight fever.
Posted by eschoeller  on  Mon Jul 25, 2005  at  01:48 PM
I need a doctors note for work saying that I had a high fever and a small touch of the flu. For July 25, 2005. Thanks
Posted by Maribeth Savage  on  Mon Jul 25, 2005  at  10:21 PM
Dear Sirs or Madams, please excuse Maribeth Savage. Her doctor touched her fever fluently on July 25, 2005 and is now facing sexual harassment charges.
Posted by Charybdis  on  Mon Jul 25, 2005  at  10:39 PM
please excuse erik dankwardt from work form 7/25 untill 7/27
Posted by erik dankwardt  on  Tue Jul 26, 2005  at  11:48 AM
please excuse erik from work for the 25 untill the 27 of july
Posted by erik dankwardt  on  Tue Jul 26, 2005  at  11:51 AM
Why, Erik?
It's traditional to make up an unlikely excuse to go with the fraud. And your spelling is far too good, although your lack of capitalisation is excellent.
Posted by Boo  on  Tue Jul 26, 2005  at  12:25 PM
I NEED A PHYSICAN LETTER STATING I WAS IN THE HOSPITAL FOR SURGERY.

THIS LETTER IS FOR MY COLLEGE.

REMENBER I NEED A LETTER NOT A NOTE.

TANK YOU.
LYDIE CLAUDE
Posted by lydie claude  on  Wed Jul 27, 2005  at  07:20 AM
I NEED A PHYSICIAN LETTER STATING I WAS IN THE HOSPITAL FOR SURGERY.

I NEED THIS LETTER FOR MY COLLEGE ADVISOR.

IT HAS TO BE A LETTER NOT A NOTE.

THANK YOU.

LYDIE.
Posted by lydie claude  on  Wed Jul 27, 2005  at  07:40 AM
I need a note saying I fell down a flight of stairs and twisted my ankle. And should be able to return to work on August 3, 2005
Posted by jacqueline houk  on  Wed Jul 27, 2005  at  09:52 PM
dear doctor

My name is Karen **** and i need a doctor exuse note to come back to work without getting fire i have missed alreade 3 day counting today please help me i cannot tell you my reson for missing because they are personal sorry will you please help i would appreciate.
thanks
personal info
karen
Address edited to protect the hopelessly naive
Posted by karen  on  Thu Jul 28, 2005  at  12:25 PM
1) Lydie, I'm surprised you even got as far as college with your incredible ineptitude. By the way, no need to shout. And two posts are overkill.

2) Jacqueline, why? What did you skive work and attempt fraud to do? Was it worth it?

3) Karen, I applaud you for being the first to mention your address, in terms of contactability. But I must mark you way down for being so stupid as to post it on an open forum.

To summarise: all of you are idiots. It's best for this world if none of you hold any positions of power.

Dr. Boo
Posted by Boo  on  Thu Jul 28, 2005  at  05:50 PM
i need a doctor's note that says i had my ultra sound done(10 weeks pregnant) on 9/10/2005 @ 12:30 and that's why i was unable to be at work on time that day
Posted by Nicole Johnston  on  Sat Jul 30, 2005  at  04:40 PM
I need a note excusing me from work on Saturday, Saturday, July 30th. The reason would be I had the flu. Need asap because I will get fired if I don't get it.
Posted by Lamar Williams  on  Sat Jul 30, 2005  at  08:31 PM
Nicole, I pity your child. 10th of September? Wow, that's thinking ahead! Kudos.

Lamar, first of all, flu takes a long time to get over. You being fine the next day is so not going to work.
Secondly, you shouldn't skive work if you don't want to be fired.

Dr. Boo
Posted by Boo  on  Sat Jul 30, 2005  at  09:23 PM
need a doctors note for knee surgury saying that i am ready for normal duties
Posted by jose escalera  on  Sun Jul 31, 2005  at  12:17 PM
I need a doctors excuse because i missed work Saturday 7/29/05 and i said i went to the emergency room because i was bleeding from my bowels.
Posted by Kametria Cochran  on  Mon Aug 01, 2005  at  12:39 PM
i need a doctors note saying i had food poisinig for the day of august first. i cant go to work
Posted by Griselda Nunez  on  Mon Aug 01, 2005  at  04:18 PM
Having said that, who in the name of GOD uses bleeding from the bowels as a skiving excuse?

My first thought would be 'sickness' or 'migraine'.
Not BLEEDING FROM THE BOWELS!
Jaysus.

Dr. Boo
Posted by Boo  on  Mon Aug 01, 2005  at  04:38 PM
i need a doctor's note excusing me from the spanish inquisition due to a bad case of uncontrollable heresy. thank you for your time.
Posted by Accipiter  on  Tue Aug 02, 2005  at  09:13 AM
I need a dr note to excuse me from work on 8/01/05 was feeling sick
Posted by nicole  on  Tue Aug 02, 2005  at  01:59 PM
I need an excuse for being punched in the stomach and missing work on 07/25/2005 and an excuse for my son who I supposedly took to the doctors for a broken out face on 7/25/2005 also Thjanks
Posted by Felisha  on  Tue Aug 02, 2005  at  03:19 PM
My name is Angela Perry and I need a doctors apointment that excuses me from school from July 5th to July 12th.
Posted by Angela Perry  on  Wed Aug 03, 2005  at  09:43 AM
Please excuse Craig from work on his graveyard shift 8- 3- 05. He has C.O.P.D due to his asthma, and occasional weather allergies.
Mr. Little will return to work 8-4-05.

Thank you Dr. Randy Buckner
Posted by craig little  on  Wed Aug 03, 2005  at  02:33 PM
Hey can someone help me write a doctors note for being sick with sinus problems for July 28th,2005
Posted by Morgan Fields  on  Fri Aug 05, 2005  at  09:31 AM
I need a doctor's excuse for missing three days of work. At my job we need a note stating that my illness justified not coming to work. I mentioned that I had pnuemonia like symptoms...
Posted by Clifford Simms  on  Fri Aug 05, 2005  at  10:01 AM
I need an excuse for haveing food poison like as soon aspossable
Posted by Justin Gonzalez  on  Sat Aug 06, 2005  at  02:19 PM
i need a doctor note excuse me from class last week of whole week(Aug 1,2005 to Aug 5,2005) because i have a operation.

THanks,

zhongwen lin
Posted by zhongwen lin  on  Sun Aug 07, 2005  at  09:57 PM
Hmmm...where's Dr Boo when you need her?
Posted by Smerk  on  Sun Aug 07, 2005  at  11:15 PM
I need a sick note saying I am ill FOR EVER (untill retirement)
Posted by Attila the Bun  on  Mon Aug 08, 2005  at  06:17 AM
I need a Doctors note excusing me from work on August 7, 2005 and to return on August 10,2005.
Posted by S. Evans  on  Mon Aug 08, 2005  at  08:39 AM
I need a doctors dated for the date august 8,2005
saying that i wasnt able to show up to work.
Posted by luisa  on  Mon Aug 08, 2005  at  12:44 PM
I need a doctor's note for today, august 08, 2005, saying I wasn't able to go to work because of a stomach virous
Posted by Jaime Johnson  on  Mon Aug 08, 2005  at  04:28 PM
i need a doctors excuse from work for 8/5 8/6 8/7 beacuse i had tonsillitis.
Posted by Eric F Matos  on  Mon Aug 08, 2005  at  05:10 PM
I have a rash due to a medical reaction
Posted by Nicole Coon  on  Tue Aug 09, 2005  at  03:16 PM
I hereby excuse S. Evans, luisa, Jaime Johnson, Eric F. Matos fro work because of, ahhh, feck it, because they're lying skivers with the combined intellect of a mouse.

Dr. Boo
Posted by Boo  on  Tue Aug 09, 2005  at  04:04 PM
And Nicole? That's lovely.
Well done you.
*pat pat*

Dr. Boo
Posted by Boo  on  Tue Aug 09, 2005  at  04:05 PM
i would like a doctors note for work
Posted by james conkrite  on  Wed Aug 10, 2005  at  07:11 AM
BRIDGETT BURRELL GRANDMOTHER WAS UNDER MY CARE FROM 16th OF JULY THRU 28TH OF JULY. PLEASE ACCEPT THIS DOCTORS NOTE SO THAT SHE CAN BE ADMITTED BACK TO WORK.
Posted by BRIDGETT BURRELL  on  Wed Aug 10, 2005  at  11:52 AM
I need a note saying I was at the dentist please. My supervisor is being a Jack off about this.
Posted by joseph  on  Wed Aug 10, 2005  at  12:35 PM
i need a doctors note saying that i no longer have mono and am able to work by Sunday, August 14th
Posted by Danielle Clermont  on  Thu Aug 11, 2005  at  07:29 AM
Dear Doctor, I have been out of work AUgust 9,10,11th. My Boss now asked me for a doctors note. I told them I had strep throat and that my doctor didnt want me to go to work untill the spots in my throat where gone. I need this by tomorrow 8/12/05 please help -Tierra Tarazon
Posted by Tierra Tarazon  on  Thu Aug 11, 2005  at  03:39 PM
Need note to return back to work on 8/15
Posted by steve williams  on  Fri Aug 12, 2005  at  11:48 AM
i have been sick in and out for two weeks. i go in everyday and i call off once well now i need a doctors note so i dont lose my job

thanx sincerly kat
Posted by KATHRINE NEWLAND  on  Fri Aug 12, 2005  at  02:12 PM
I need a doctors note saying i was sick so i can give it to my work if i cant get one i'm going to get fired.
Posted by Nicole  on  Sat Aug 13, 2005  at  01:10 PM
I need a doctors note saying I the flu and excusing me missing work on Aug 13 and 14 of 2005.
Posted by Corrine Housley  on  Sat Aug 13, 2005  at  02:30 PM
i need a doctors note saying my dad was admitted to kaiser hospital in fremont,ca. on sunday august 7,2005...please help me out... thanks his name RAY SANTOS KAISER CARD # 7010272
Posted by Franchette  on  Sat Aug 13, 2005  at  07:22 PM
I need a fake doctor's note saying that my Aunt was hospitalized or could not participate in normal/every-day activities. (My excuse was that I had to watch her 3 year old son.)
Posted by Allison Stensgaard  on  Sat Aug 13, 2005  at  09:54 PM
i need a doctors note saying i was in a terrible car accident and i didnt wake up for a day and i need it asap thank u
Posted by michael sullivan  on  Sun Aug 14, 2005  at  12:02 PM
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