Fake Doctor Notes (are not available here)

Need a fake note from a doctor to get a day off from work or school? Visit this doctor.
Update: If you've arrived here via Google, or some other link, realize that I can't actually provide anyone with a fake doctor's note. I simply linked to an article about a guy who was writing fake notes, and because of that my site is now #1 on google when you type 'fake doctor notes'. I have no idea where fake doctor notes can be obtained.

Health/Medicine

Posted on Thu Jun 26, 2003


Comments

LOL. I just don't believe it. So many jokers. Tsk Tsk Tsk. I had my share of laughs going through the list!!

Boo: I just love the fun you are having with the moron's :=) :=) :=)
Kriv
Kriv.john [[[AT]]] gmail.com
Posted by Kriv  on  Tue May 31, 2005  at  10:38 PM
I need a note that excuse me from work on 5/31/05 for a inner ear infection
Posted by Robert Fenlon  on  Tue May 31, 2005  at  11:02 PM
*sigh*

Well, you can't have one, Robert.

I'd be more vitriolic, but your idiocy is sapping my energy.
Posted by Boo  on  Wed Jun 01, 2005  at  05:11 AM
I need a doctors note stating that I saw a doctor on June 1st 2005. It needs to state that I have persistant migranes resulting in nausea, caused by stress.
Posted by Sheila Nuss  on  Wed Jun 01, 2005  at  11:15 AM
Sheila, please provide me with your email address, billing address, and bank account number and routing number. I can then provide you with your doctors note for a nominal processing fee of $29.95 USD.
Posted by Charybdis  on  Wed Jun 01, 2005  at  11:24 AM
I desperatly need a doctor's note that says I was hospitalized from april 24,2005 to may 11,2005. Can anyone help me ? it's really important.
Posted by Emilie Payette  on  Wed Jun 01, 2005  at  11:57 AM
I need a doctor's note that says I will be dead from June 4th onwards so that I can watch the Britsh Lions Rugby tour without anyone bothering me at home.

Oh, and can you write one for July 10th saying how I've made a miraculous recovery and can come back to work now?

P.S. do you know any friendly undertakers who might be 'persuaded' to arrange a mock funeral for me?
Posted by David B.  on  Wed Jun 01, 2005  at  04:29 PM
please excuse Melissa from work June 2,2004. She was under a physicians care for Chest pain. " I need this asap. please. i'll do anything!! ""
Posted by Melissa L. Ruffin  on  Thu Jun 02, 2005  at  04:21 AM
Such as posting in a hoax forum?
Genius.
Pure genius.
Posted by Boo  on  Thu Jun 02, 2005  at  04:28 AM
i need a doctors note excusing me from work 5/27/05 to 5/31/05. saying i have high blood pressure and my medical provider is HIP of greater new york............thanks...DD
Posted by danielle davis  on  Thu Jun 02, 2005  at  11:36 PM
Ack!!! They're still at it!

*sobs*
Posted by Smerk  on  Thu Jun 02, 2005  at  11:44 PM
i need a doctor note that say i have a high fever
Posted by jorge  on  Sat Jun 04, 2005  at  05:47 PM
i need a doctors note that says i have a high fever on june 4, 05
Posted by jorge  on  Sat Jun 04, 2005  at  05:53 PM
'i' need a 'doctor' note 'that say i' have an allergy to lying, cheating skiving morons. Asap, plz.
Posted by Boo  on  Sat Jun 04, 2005  at  05:53 PM
I need a doctor's note to say that I have a potentially fatal case of RSI and that just typing one more sentence might actually kill m*ACK*...

P.S. Just close the thread!
Posted by David B.  on  Sun Jun 05, 2005  at  06:54 PM
Come to think of it...

If this thread tops Google for fake doctor's notes, and I make a hoax site for people to ask for fake doctor's notes, and post a link to it here... Hmm...

Now the only question is, do I do it for money? Or just for the sheer entertainment value?

Anyone?
Posted by David B.  on  Sun Jun 05, 2005  at  06:57 PM
I need a doctors not saying that i can not return to work untill 13 of june do to pneumonia
Posted by steven e honaker  on  Mon Jun 06, 2005  at  06:00 AM
Steven,

A sick note for 'Steven E. Honaker', citing 'a preliminary diagnosis of Pneumonia' and recommending one week's bed-rest has been dispatched directly to your place of work.

Enjoy your rest and I wish you a full recovery.
Posted by Dr. Quentin Wack, MUN  on  Mon Jun 06, 2005  at  07:54 AM
I need a doctors note stating I was with my mom in the hospital! Cause she was suffering of back spasms! Plz if you could do so! Cause I cud b losing my job!
Posted by Mariano  on  Mon Jun 06, 2005  at  12:09 PM
I do apologise. I've been lax in my mockery of fu*kwits recently.

Mariano, words fail me. They really do.

I'll be back on form in a couple of days. You'll have to wait until then.
Posted by Boo  on  Mon Jun 06, 2005  at  01:14 PM
I need a Doctors note for work that says I got a tetnus shot for stepping on a nail. Thanks
asap.. please!!!!
Posted by Jillian Marchese  on  Tue Jun 07, 2005  at  02:36 PM
I need a note saying that I was at a conselor appt. for June 7th. I need it asap and make it look real.
Posted by Zachary Knaus  on  Tue Jun 07, 2005  at  02:42 PM
need a doctor note for being sick form work on 5/16/2005
Posted by Peggy Perez  on  Tue Jun 07, 2005  at  03:40 PM
i need a note for the 7th of may for my work, i said i was sick.
Posted by Casey  on  Tue Jun 07, 2005  at  05:52 PM
I'm going to say...

*shakes Magic 8 ball*

NO!

Jesus, none of you even bloody managed to combine capitalisation and spelling.
Go on, why the hell do you think you deserve a fake sick note?
I want an essay, no less than 5000 words.

And, Zachary, be polite when begging for a faux sick note. Abruptness is so hurtful when you appear to be asking for a favour.
Posted by Boo  on  Wed Jun 08, 2005  at  06:14 PM
I need a doctors note saying that i missed work because i was running a fever on May 30,2005
Posted by Robert  on  Wed Jun 08, 2005  at  08:11 PM
Aaaaaaaaaaaaagh!

Come on, Robert, if that is your real name.

5000 words on why you deserve a sick note. Go.
Posted by Boo  on  Thu Jun 09, 2005  at  09:02 AM
Alice Kopacsi has been committed into Hurly Hospital on Thursday June 9, 2005. He relase is not yet confermed.
Posted by Sabrina Shay  on  Thu Jun 09, 2005  at  01:08 PM
Oh my god! Thanks for telling us! Poor Alice Kopacsi! Jesus! What happened?
And 'He relase is not yet confermed'?
Ohmygod! Sweet Jaysus!
Posted by Boo  on  Thu Jun 09, 2005  at  01:30 PM
Oh dear, Alice Kopacsi is in the hospital?!?! What's the address, I must go comfort my oldest and dearest (and dumbest) friend.
Posted by Winona  on  Thu Jun 09, 2005  at  01:54 PM
Emily Bro was seen June 9th for symptoms of high temp. and body rash, possible Scarlet Fever, I've requested for her to see her family practice for further diagnose.
Posted by Emily  on  Thu Jun 09, 2005  at  11:32 PM
And you're telling us because...? 😕
Posted by Smerk  on  Thu Jun 09, 2005  at  11:52 PM
I need a doctor's excuse for calling in june 11th and 12th due to a knee injury.
Posted by erik varela  on  Sat Jun 11, 2005  at  06:43 PM
I need a doctor's note for being out of work from June 6 - June 12 for having pneumonia. Thanks!
Posted by Brian Matthews  on  Sat Jun 11, 2005  at  10:13 PM
Hey, I need a doctors note for the 6-10-05 saying that I had fainted and hit my head so I wasn't able to attend school that day.
Thank you so much!
Posted by Tracy Wong  on  Sat Jun 11, 2005  at  11:38 PM
please write em a note excusing me from work for 2 nights, i have dislocated my wrist and needs minimum movement. please my weekend will be doomed other wise
Posted by kie ashworth  on  Mon Jun 13, 2005  at  08:54 PM
I need a doctor excuse for 2 weeks from school, and i aslo need one for my job i miss a day from work to go on a school trip
Posted by sharon  on  Tue Jun 14, 2005  at  01:23 PM
i need a doctors excuse for 6/13, 6/14, 6/15 cause i did not want to work and my mom was in the hospital
Posted by January Anderson  on  Tue Jun 14, 2005  at  11:56 PM
I need a Doctor's Note saying that i was unable to take a test(mid-term) on tuesday june 14 2005 and had a eye trouble.
Posted by Justin Jung  on  Wed Jun 15, 2005  at  01:25 AM
I need one saying that due to respirtory problems, I had visited the doctor on Thurs,June 16, thus needing to be excused from work. Help me out!
Posted by Brian Knight  on  Thu Jun 16, 2005  at  11:11 AM
I need a note for missing work from 6/10/05 - 6/20/05. Due to being ill and suffering from back pain and neck pain
Posted by Vivian Garrett  on  Thu Jun 16, 2005  at  07:23 PM
I need a Dr's note for having a tumor removed from my chest
Posted by Jason Spinney  on  Fri Jun 17, 2005  at  07:22 AM
Um, Jason? They're called nipples and you're supposed to have them.
Posted by Charybdis  on  Fri Jun 17, 2005  at  07:35 AM
i need a note saying that i had a stomach virus
Posted by victor barrios  on  Sat Jun 18, 2005  at  11:13 AM
i need a doctors note saying i can come back to work becouse my shoulder serjurie is healed now the date should be (6-20-05)
Posted by Travis Henson  on  Sun Jun 19, 2005  at  10:13 AM
I need an excuse for Monday June 20, 2005, if u can help me I'd appreciate it. Doesn't ned to be detailed just say i had a doctor's visit, after 10:00 sometime.
Posted by Chris Meeks  on  Mon Jun 20, 2005  at  08:32 AM
How to make fake money
Posted by wazz  on  Tue Jun 21, 2005  at  06:13 AM
i need a doctor's note stating that i'm pregnant. please i really need this.
Posted by jenny  on  Wed Jun 22, 2005  at  06:49 PM
Sorry jenny, but there's a bit of a backlog.
Can you wait nine months?
Posted by David B.  on  Fri Jun 24, 2005  at  06:35 AM
I need a doctors nots saying I have been under hospital care from Thursday 16, 2005 to Tuesday 21, 2005. And that I may return to work Wednesday 22, 2005.
Posted by Wendy Oliver  on  Sat Jun 25, 2005  at  12:24 PM
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