Fake Doctor Notes (are not available here)

since i dont know if i was specific i need : a doctors note stating i (Robert Petit) was absent from school on the 6th of May 2005 and i need it asap please help me!! with some kind of stomach illness of some sort please help me i will flunk out of high school if you dont come through >.<

Well, Robert Petit, you shouldn't have skived.

God, I hate all of you.

Please give me a doctors excus stating that I sprained my wrist while skateboarding, and I won't be able to parpacpitate in gym for a while

I need a doctors excus saying that I was out with anoma for 3-20-05 to 4-9-05. I really need this bad. Otherwise I'm going to fail, and won't be able to graduate.

i would like a note for may 12 2005

Playgirl, tough shit, you don't deserve to graduate.

Nicholas, same to you.

AND whilst you're mistakenly trying to cheat your school by applying for a doctor's note on a website devoted to hoaxes (which specifically states that it doesn't do them, by the way) you could at least make the effort to spell, capitalise, and punctuate properly in an attempt to make us think you're not a complete waste of space who deserves to repeat a year.

I need a note excusing me from school May,11,2005 because i had bad chest cold.

God, why do I bother?
I mean, they deserve it. They really do.

The sheer idiocy of this thread makes my head explode.

I need a doctor note for april 17-18 saying I had strip throat and on May 6 saying I had a vomitting issue for work let me know asap

I'm having a damn vomiting issue.

There are no words to express how much I loathe each and every one of you whinging little skivers.

I mean, for flip's sake. A 'strip throat'?
What the heck even is that?
Or has Kay Outland, in a fit of genius, managed to misspell 'strep'?

I need a doctors note for 5/12 and 5/6 to pass my English class because I don't have any money to go to summer school and my parents won't pay.

so, senior-skip day is tomarrow... and i'm going to the lake to enjoy a nice afternoon of whatever the hell i want! this idea of fake notes isnt bad, but it's alot easier to just go to the doctor's and say you 'forgot' to get a note on that day and would they please give you one now? anyways, keep up the good work fellas

i need a not for the doctor cuz i was sick for friday may 13 2005

I need a sick note to get off of work, saying i had a fever and migrains

I need a doctors note saying that i fractured my ankle and will not be able to perform some of the duties at my work place.

i need a doctors note saying i am sick with the flue.

I need a note to excuse Hector A. from work on May 14, 2005. I was rushed to the E.R. because I had trouble breathing at noon.

Hey i was wondering if i could get a quick fake doctor's note sent to my email, please!

The sheer idiocy of some people! These people deserve to fail school, get sacked from work and all the rest of it because they can't figure out that this is not the place to come for medical certificates.

i need a doc note 15&16; of may so i dont get fired. i told themmt throte hurt and i was thowing up

i need i doc note for the 15 and 16 of may so i dont get fired from work.i hate goin to the doctors but i am really sick ,i told my work that my throt hunt and i was throwing up

I need a doctors note saying that i have been having sever seizures and was unable to attend school.

lol ok i see why haggii hates you people so much XD you morons dont even realize that telling the truth works :p it worked for me. Are you guys really so stupid that you cant read the top of your screen that says and i quote : " If you've arrived here via Google, or some other link, realize that I can't actually provide anyone with a fake doctor's note. I simply linked to an article about a guy who was writing fake notes, and because of that my site is now #1 on google when you type 'fake doctor notes'. I have no idea where fake doctor notes can be obtained. " geez you guys are dumb

I need a doctors note saying that i was in the hospital for a back problem on May 2, 2005
thanks

i need one for work..

Please email me a doctors note for school stating that I was sick on 5/16 & 5/17 with pneomonia. Thank you.

this indicates that Ruth Herrera was seen in our office on May 16, 2005& May 17, 20005.

May 17th 20005?

That's planning ahead.

However, I still hate all of you for your dilution of the intelligent people in this world.

I need a doctors excuse note for may 16, and saying i had to come back may 17, for a follow up..to continue treatment.

That's nice. Considered going to a doctor?

Y'know, rather than a HOAX WEBSITE?

I need a note for school b/c of depression. Ive missed too many days and might not graduate.

Charlie, be prepared to be even more depressed. Doctors notes are not available here. Go see a qualified health professional. Now.

IN NEED A DOCTOR NOTES TO EXCUSE HECTOR CASILLAS FROM WORK ON SATURDAY MAY 14, 2005. SAYING THAT MY TONSILS WERE SWOLLEN.

Anyone else catch this? What a moron.

"I need a doctors note stating i was absent from school on the 6th of May 2005 and i need it asap please help me!!!
Posted by silentbobx0152 on Mon May 09, 2005 at 02:03 AM

I need a doctors note stating i (Robert Petit) was absent from school on the 6th of May 2005 and i need it asap please help me!!
Posted by silentbobx0152 on Mon May 09, 2005 at 02:05 AM

since i dont know if i was specific i need : a doctors note stating i (Robert Petit) was absent from school on the 6th of May 2005 and i need it asap please help me!! with some kind of stomach illness of some sort please help me i will flunk out of high school if you dont come through >.<
Posted by silentbobx0152 on Mon May 09, 2005 at 02:07 AM

lol ok i see why haggii hates you people so much XD you morons dont even realize that telling the truth works :p it worked for me. Are you guys really so stupid that you cant read the top of your screen that says and i quote : " If you've arrived here via Google, or some other link, realize that I can't actually provide anyone with a fake doctor's note. I simply linked to an article about a guy who was writing fake notes, and because of that my site is now #1 on google when you type 'fake doctor notes'. I have no idea where fake doctor notes can be obtained. " geez you guys are dumb
Posted by silentbobx0152 on Mon May 16, 2005 at 01:53 PM"

I really need a doctor's note excusing me from work on May 25, and May 26th due to kidney infection.

Tough tits.

well sir or ma'am or whatever:
(head of this site)
i see you have continued to allow people to think that you will give them doctor's notes by allowing them to continue posting pleas on your sites. I think that when people see that so many others are asking for notes, surely someone is getting one. I for one am certainly not "dumb".
I simply posted a request with a 'maybe it will maybe it wont' attitude and I firmly believe that was the same attitude of other desperate hookie-players.
I think you are the dumb one to call out so many people you dont know for responding to YOUR misleading site.
If it bothers you so much that people are falling for it, take it down.

I need a docter excuse for being sick on MAY 25 2005

If you've arrived here via Google, or some other link, realize that I can't actually provide anyone with a fake doctor's note. I simply linked to an article about a guy who was writing fake notes, and because of that my site is now #1 on google when you type 'fake doctor notes'. I have no idea where fake doctor notes can be obtained.

Kristen, that's from the original post. If that seems ambiguous to you, you seem dumb.

It's a HOAX site and, as such, reports hoaxes, scams and the like. It also promotes discussions of these things, hence people being allowed to post on the topic.

If none of you are capable of reading or using logic, that's your problem, not ours.

And, by the way, I am not host of the site, and the views I post are mine alone, although many others may agree with me.

Oh, and incidentally... how exactly are you expecting the doctor's note to be sent when all we have is your name, hmmmm?

I agree with Boo's views on this point!

Look, that update is at the top of every page. There have also been MANY instances where people say it doesn't happen, myself included - look back. If you have a problem with your own inability to read before you ask for a goddamn dr's note, then you ARE an idiot.

I so love a woman with attitude. 😊

I need an eye doctors note to excuse me from school on may 30th ASAP. Thanks.

I don't need a not5e but why is everyone posting their illnesses? It's like an order list of hoax diseases.

Because they're either too stupid, or too lazy to read what the entire thread is about, Mart.

Need a note saying that I was in the hospital at Northside on May 28-May 30 2005. And to return to work on June 1,2005 with light duties until complete physical is performed

Does anyone see what I mean?

For fu*k's sake.