The Museum of Hoaxes
DNA Perfection ??
Posted By:
Archana Padhye
Jun 28, 2004
 A site by Toby Alexander :
http://www.dnaperfection.com

claims about something like remote DNA Activation!! I searched web about the authenticity about the said things but could find nothing!

Can anybody throw light upon ?

Thanks.
Category: Scams; Replies: 394

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Winona
in USA
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Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 | 05:54 PM
Aw, isn't it cute though? They're dating. 😊
GV
Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 | 12:41 AM
I read trough all the 10 pages and my eyes hurt.

It's been said, placebos, if you think you're sick, your body will likely get sick. It has happened with women that wan't to get pregnant desperately and start getting the symptoms.

I'm open to new forms of expression, comunication, etc. But I'm skeptical about this.

If you know the truth, why don't share it with everyone in here? Why do you have to get in groups? Are you afraid of being mocked or something? It's simple, teach us the way, I'm dying to learn to fly with the power of my mind.
mich
Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 | 08:19 AM
Hey GV, how's it going? after 10 pages i'm not suprised your eyes are hurting....but you did read 10 pages! That MUST mean your ready to delve a little deeper?
Everybody's truth is their own truth & that is what is being shared here.There is no right or wrong & that is what you need to get your head around.
You dont need to get into groups to find out more... you first need to 'LOOK WITHIN'.
It's only about getting amongst groups if that is what you are drawn too. It's not always meant for everyone.
I find the nice thing about a group of like-minded people is that you know that just like you, everyone there, knows that they are also looking for answers, & is open to share themselves, to share similar experiences with each other, (or not!)& not be looked at sideways, then thinking ....O.K. time to change the subject! It's also nice to be able to talk with normal every-day people about off the norm every day conversation & experiences & not be judged.
If your dying to learn to fly with the power of your mind like you say, it will happen. You create your thoughts... which create your life... you will either attract or in some other situation meet the right people, often without realising it!!
It is only fear that will hold you back!
Charybdis
in Hell
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Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 | 08:33 AM
Wow, what a load of bullshit lately.

According to astronomers, the grids of the universe or at least of our galaxy are said to shift in about 5-6 years

Name one atronomer who says this. Just one. And just to head you off, astrologers are not astronomers so don't even try that one. This quote is just one example of all the nonsensical garbage that has been floating around here. What atronomers? What grids? How the hell do they shift? This sentence makes no sense whatsoever.

This crap is becoming more and more prevelent in today's world. It just makes you weep in frustration at people's stupidity.
David B.
Member
Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 | 09:05 AM
I happen to know an astronomer. I think she just about managed to say 'the grids of the universe are shifting' in between the breathless gasps that usually follow prolonged laughter. Does incredulous hilarity count?
lina
Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 | 03:44 PM
im sorry i apologize the dna activation people were talking about the grids shifting but astronomers have said that in 5-10 years (new statistic from the discovery channel thank you very much) the earth will stop revolving as fast or the moon will become farther away from the earth. what do u have to say about that?
Boo
in The Land of the Haggii...
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Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 | 04:19 PM
That I'd like some proof.
Charybdis
in Hell
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Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 | 05:06 PM
Or how about you just provide the specific program on the Discovery Channel that made this claim? Also, the Earth is slowing every day and the moon is moving farther away as well. Just how much are you talking about here? Is you're going to make things up at least provide some numbers to go with it.
mich
Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 | 07:03 PM
just because it can't be scientifically proven, doesn't mean it not true Charybdis! Open your mind a little more...unless you do, you will be weeping in frustration at what you call peoples stupidity for alot longer(in the 3rd dimension). This so-called crap you call it, is more prevelent in todays world because it wants us to take notice!
mich
Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 | 07:13 PM
The time that we & the planet are experiencing now has been called 'the quickening'. What is meant here is that from January 1 2000 & continuing on until 2012-2017, progressively higher & higher dimensional frequency is being projected on to the Earth & to us, raising our body's particle pulsation rhythm & spontaneously activating previously dormant DNA strands.
It is imperitive at this time that this process be fully understood, for the frequencies that are coming into us now, can help to accelerate the ascension process & assist us on our Soul's evolutionary path, or break down the body because of distortion in our energy fields - the choice is ours!
Boo
in The Land of the Haggii...
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Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 | 07:14 PM
I'll translate.
"Just because there is no proof that it is true doesn't mean that it is not true. Although there is no proof."

"If you do not admit that something which is claimed by me is true, you'll [essentially burn in hell]."

"This crap is more prevalent in today's society becuse the internet lets us forward this shite to all our loved ones, and a lot of them are extremely gullible."

Thanks mich.
Boo
in The Land of the Haggii...
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Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 | 07:15 PM
Mich.
You say so.
Let's see sources.
David B.
Member
Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 | 07:17 PM
I think the problem is, 'mich', that you clearly don't believe your own 'crap'. This is quite a credibility gap.
Charybdis
in Hell
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Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 | 07:18 PM
Um, sorry was that supposed to make any sense at all? You are currently using a computer. Science gave you that. You are looking at the words on a monitor. Science again. Your chair, clothes, lights, car, bottle of water? Science. What has mysticism given me? Show me something tangible.

Something is not automatically true until proven false, otherwise I'd be justified in claiming I'm an alien from Pluto. And you'd have to accept it.

Just show me one shred of real evidence. If you can fly prove it. Do it in front of me and I'll believe you. Until you provide proof for your outlandish claims I will continue to deny they are real. So if you want to show me up as a fool just come fly for me. I'm sure your mind will show you the way to my house. I look forward to it.

By the way, I live in the 4th dimension too, and quite possibly even more. Science is a sneaky bastard, isn't it?
Charybdis
in Hell
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Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 | 07:20 PM
Um, the quickening was from the Highlander movies. Not from astronomers. Might want to fact check a tad more next time.

And once again, prove your claims or be ridiculed. Your choice.
David B.
Member
Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 | 07:25 PM
It is imperitive at this time that this process be fully understood, for the frequencies that are coming into us now, can help to accelerate the ascension process & assist us on our Soul's evolutionary path, or break down the body because of distortion in our energy fields - the choice is ours!

If we merely reverse the polarity of the neutron flow, its invariant magnetic moment will be in counterpoint the underlying matter stream and all frequencies will be locked into 11 dimensions or less. This will be quite harmless to our transubstantial interfaces and neither our souls nor our bodies will be effected. Science has already solved that particular problem, haven't you been reading the memos?
lina
Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2005 | 01:28 PM
hi to DAVID B. AND MICH...I ouwl dlike to know more about this...if you would be open to teaching me...
Accipiter
Member
Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2005 | 02:53 PM
I quite agree that there are aspects of our genes that are not understood--or even suspected--by mainstream science. However, I doubt that Toby Alexander has somehow stumbled upon something that the entire scientific world has still managed to miss. I also find the whole notion of "DNA Activation" as described on his site to be (to put it mildly) of somewhat dubious nature. Especially since none of the people supporting it seem to actually know what it is or how it works, merely defining it by using meaningless catch-phrases.

A few questions, Mich, regarding your last post. Where are these "higher dimensional frequencies" being projected onto the Earth from? How are these frequencies being measured? How do you know this increase in frequency is going to last until a particular date? And why, if our internal "particle pulsation rhythm" has been steadily increasing for 5 and a half years, have we not had our body temperatures rise due to the increased kinetic energy?

And Lina: the Earth's been slowing down since the beginning (whatever form of beginning you happen to choose to believe in). So yes, the Earth will be revolving slower in 5-10 years. And in 505-510 years. And in 5 million years. It is a sign that the End Of The World is approaching. . .in a few billion years, when the Earth finally falls into the sun or whatever. Personally, I'm not going to worry too much about that. I should still have enough time to finish my cup of tea.
GV
Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2005 | 03:17 PM
The way I see it, there's no end to this, just because some people want tangible proof of DNA Activation and the other people simply don't have it (experiences don't count, since there isn't a cientific taking notes or something)

Just to clear, experience does leaves knowledge behind, like if you touch fire you'll get burn, but science supports that 'cause of the proofs, proofs, people from DNA Activation don't have.

And don't start the thing that "everyone has their own way to see the world", No one can't argue with that. Don't take me wrong, I find more believable ghosts and UFO's, cause there are pictures, even if they are fake.

Ar you gonna send a picture of your DNA being activated ? That would be fun to see.
lina
Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2005 | 04:53 PM
ok guys, listen. I have acouple of points of view for you to aproach---Don't you ever worry about the point of life? The usual notion that there is no point or that the point is to live is a bullshit theory. It is for people who are too lazy to actually contemplate it. I particularly know this because I know for a fact that just because cannot be explained does not mean they do not exist. I LIVE IN AN INEXPLICABLE WORLD--LITERALLY. I CANNOT EXPLAIN WHAT IT IS BUT IT IS NOT HOW OTHERS VIEW LIFE. I HAVE TRIED TO BOTH IGNORE IT AND SEEK HELP, BUT EITHER I AM TOLD THAT I AM OVERREACTING AND "UNDER STRESS" OR IM FINE ltogether. AND ON TOP OF EVERYTHING, I AM DRAWN MOST TO THIS THEORY ABOVE ALL OTHERS---I FEEL SOME SUBCONCIOUS CONNECTION...I CANNOT SCIENTIFICALLY EXPLAIN IT

AND PLEASE DO NOT SAY I AM BULLSHITTING BECAUSE I AM IN HIGH SCHOOL AND A SCIENCE MAJOR, I WANT TO BECOME A DOCTOR--I KNOW THE IMPORTANCE OF FACTS, HOWEVER AS A PERSON, I ALSO KNOW THAT SOME THINGS HAVE NO COLD, HARD WRITTEN MEANING.

I USED TO BE A HARD SKEPTIC LIKE ALL OF YOU, UNTIL I BEGAN TO SEE LIFE THE WAY I DO NOW THOUGH I STILL CANNOT EXPLAIN IT.....
Boo
in The Land of the Haggii...
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Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2005 | 05:36 PM
The usual notion that there is no point or that the point is to live is a bullshit theory

Prove it.

DO NOT SAY I AM BULLSHITTING BECAUSE I AM IN HIGH SCHOOL AND A SCIENCE MAJOR
:lol:
I don't say you're bullshitting because you are in high school, or because you're a science major (whoo-de-do, by the way) - I wouldn't blame your high school for that. I say you're bullshitting because you are making no sense and proving nothing.
It's not deep, it's bollocks.
mich
Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2005 | 05:57 PM
Wooh!!!So many Questions, (& good ones at that) but so little time! I have assignments due & have now got to try a little discipline & take a break if i can help myself.
Every one of you are after answers as am I.

GV, your've hit the nail on the head. Maybe one day there will be a scientific explanation maybe there wont! Everyone wants to SEE proof but I dont think you are understanding any of the so-called 'Meaningless catch-phrases'. I'm not putting you down here, they obviously dont resonate with you thats all.
These DNA workshops are designed to assist with the reassembling the broken pieces of our DNA, that science calls 'junk DNA'.
If you want your own proof, then I would highly recommend attending a DNA recoding workshop.
The proof IS in the pudding!!!
Toby Alexander as he has already said, is not the only person doing this work! There are hundreds of light workers sharing this infomation with those who are drawn,because they are ready. If you are not ready, then you are going to be sitting at your computor debating this topic for...I don't know?? I guess as long as your meant to be! And that is absolutely fine!

And CHARYBDIS - in compatible with women! (You just need help first in finding you feminine side)
I dont want to show anybody up as a fool, but I wont be flying to your place! sorry.

Accipiter - in carnate! In answer to at least your first question... These higher frequencies are being projected from the solar light spectrum from higher & higher dimensional universes, progressively raising the planet's particle pulsation rhythms and those of our body as well.This process makes time, or the illusion of time speed up.
I'm not sure how these frequencies are being measured.In fact I am unable to answer your other questions also, but would be very interested if someone else could?

By the way GV, there is this amazing site if you look up "The sacred mirrors" you wont see DNA being activated, but it is really really cool!!!

Love & light!
Accipiter
Member
Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2005 | 06:01 PM
Lina: No, actually I don't worry about the point of life. Why should I add more worry to my existence? I am alive, so I figure that if there is any point to life then I'm probably on my way to achieving it. If not, well, that's no big loss. As long as I'm happy, I don't really care. I don't need an explaination for life.

The whole DNA Activation idea, however, doesn't even try to explain anything. It does not qualify as a theory, or even as a proper hypothesis, since it does not bother with little minor details such as facts or reasons. Toby Alexander states his ideas, which completely ignore both all explained and all unexplained genetic knowledge that we possess, and then backs it up with meaningless jargon and undocumented anecdotes. Instead of explaining what something is, he merely gives it a label.

By the way, your Caps Lock key seems to be stuck. You might want to get that fixed.
mich
Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2005 | 06:07 PM
Boo...your translations suck! Try reading them a couple of times so that you actually hear what the person is saying. "If you you dont have anything constructive to say / debate then save it for when you do!"
Accipiter
Member
Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2005 | 06:14 PM
Although some of these posts do require some rather extensive translating. . .
mich
Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2005 | 06:22 PM
Lina - your not depressed / going crazy. & there are many others that feel & experience life as you do. There are some excellent books that will benifit / enlighten you,to help you to understand why you feel as you do & the web also.If you would like I will come back with some web sites for you & maybe some books to check out. Maybe if you can tell me where your from I can find you a contact or two.Would that be cool with you?
Charybdis
in Hell
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Posted: Sun Jun 19, 2005 | 01:00 AM
All I see is people preying on a confused and easily influenced girl here. Just because something is unexplainable doesn't mean that any explanation you pull out of your nether regions should be considered valid. If you have a theory, give us reasons why this theory might, or should be correct. Don't just tell us "It's right because you can't disprove it". That's not a valid reason. Give us examples that apply to your theory and support it with facts.
David B.
Member
Posted: Sun Jun 19, 2005 | 10:14 AM
Lina,

If you want to know more there are these really great people, who've written these fantastic books about the human experience and stuff. I've got their names in a list below, and they're like totally cool with life and things.

Anyway, try reading some of these: -

Socrates, Wittgenstein, Schopenhauer, Seneca and Nietzsche (pronouced like 'peach').

Or you could just read an easy introduction to them all, try Alain De Botton's, "The Consolations of Philosophy" (<a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0679779175/qid=1119197571/sr=1-5/ref=sr_1_5/002-9241360-6016839?v=glance&s=books">HERE</a>).

It's lots of really ancient wisdom, and how it can really help today you know? A total must read.
MATT
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 | 03:57 PM
Wow !!
I havent been on this site for quite sometime. A lot of things have been posted, a lot of insults have been made and no doubt may be made after my posting too. All, I want to say is this, no-one here professes to have all the answers. If you read Mich's and Lima's and other's postings properly, you'll realise they're not saying they're smarter or better or anything like that and they're certainly not saying that they know it all. They, like me feel a strong connection with something more than what our 5 senses percieve. Sometimes it takes a huge wake up call in life in the form of a life changing experience to feel it deeply which is what happened to me. Everyone knows the truth deep down whatever that truth is for them so feel with your heart and that other part of you that isn't that well explained or acknowledged in general society. Shed the layers and programming you have received during this lifetime. Just be open minded to the fact that there at least might be something more than what life appears to be and it's actually better. I would also like to say that since I've been away from this site, I have had the auric clearing from Toby and altho I felt good before it already, I definitely feel better and know that I'm vibrating on a higher frequency which is just awesome. Also, like many people on this thread have been saying, he is not the only one offering this service, there are a heck of a lot of people who know about it and do it the same, look it up using a search engine on the net and you'll see just how many hits you get. And before you say anything about this posting and ask me all sorts of questions I might not know myself, it's like Lima said, it's more a feeling than anything else, knowledge and experiences come with it but that's just a bi-product. We're all putting the pieces of puzzle together all the time and no-one knows all the answers. Start looking for signs of times changing. You'll see them everywhere and it wont be too long before it all changes.
I hope for everyone's sake who mock these things and dont feel very strongly about them that they do awaken at some stage cos I dont know exactly whats gonna happen but it's gonna be big and in the meantime it's a far better way to live anyway.
I hope people can feel the sincerity in this posting. Mich, Lima, myself and company are only trying to help you by sharing our truths and the pieces of the puzzle that we have put together for ourselves on this incredible journey called life.
Boo
in The Land of the Haggii...
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Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 | 04:18 PM
they're not saying they're smarter or better or anything like that

it's a far better way to live anyway.

I'm sure you 'want to help'Matt, but wouldn't it be better to aim it at people who believe in this stuff and/or want help?
MATT
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 | 04:37 PM
Hi Boo

Thanks for acknowledging that. Maybe help is the wrong word. It's more about awakening and you might be happy living the way you live but when you start to awaken I guarantee it will be to a higher level. And, if you ask yourself honestly, are you really happy and content ?? No matter what goes on in your life, do you naturally feel positive and happy ?? I can honestly say that i dont let external events affect how I feel and that's when you're truly happy when you truly feel grateful to be alive and know that everything else is a bonus and even the bad stuff is good, not just intellectually but deep down at the core. Maybe you're there already which is great, if you are, good stuff. That is only the beginning of what we can experience. There is more to life that what we "see" and it's absolutely fantastic !! It's inside each and everyone of us, at some level, obviously a lot deeper down for other's everyone knows and feels the connection. Maybe it's so deep down they dont even realise they do but we're all connected to the same thing and to eachother. It's up to each and everyone of us tho, everyone has a choice.
Boo
in The Land of the Haggii...
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Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 | 04:47 PM
Hi Matt.

I was just wondering (and I promise that this is not needling - I actually want to know) how you can be saying that people aren't saying they're 'better', but also say (as you did) that they're at a 'higher level'.

And yes, I am happy and content, thanks. Obviously, when bad things happen (members of my family die etc) I am less happy and content, but I wouldn't have it any other way.
MATT
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 | 05:08 PM
Hi again Boo, that's good to hear and I can tell you're not needling.
Higher level doesnt mean that we're better than anyone, I guess it really means we have a higher level of understanding of it all. When I say "it all", I just mean all these things we've been talking about. I hope that makes sense. When anyone starts to think they're better than another person, that's just the ego speaking. We're all one in the same so no-one can be better than anyone. a big part of all this is to get rid of the ego and the programming we've recieved from past experiences, etc. Once that starts to happen is when you start to really awaken. As far as if someone died, it's obviously only natural to feel something but when you truly know deep deep down that they're in a better place and you start to have an understanding of how it all works and that the only reason they've gone is that they've served thier purpose for being here in this lifetime then that even gets a lot easier. I'm not saying I wouldnt be upset if someone close to me died, in fact my awakening really starting to take effect when someone did just that a few years ago. Was always searching for something pretty much since I was born but when that happened that was the trigger which helped get me to where I am now. And, it wasnt a thing that I "thought" or anything, it was more a "feeling" and the perception I have of life the last few years has never been so awesome and that perception is only getting better and better every single day which is amazing and really cool
David B.
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Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2005 | 04:50 AM
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Maegan
in Tampa, FL - USA
 Member
Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2005 | 05:38 AM
OMG, could this thread BE any longer? Here's what I'm seeing...

<i>Blah blah blah blah...BLahBLAH blah blah.</i>

:shut:

It doesn't really seem like there is anything new on this subject.
David B.
Member
Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2005 | 06:04 AM
The ancient secret method of how to achieve happiness isn't enough for you?

Sheesh, are you hard to please!
😉
Salsa
Posted: Sun Jul 03, 2005 | 11:55 PM
Thanks folks. Healthy mix of views.

ciao for now
mich
Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2005 | 03:32 AM
Where has everybody gone???
(Challenging times at present)
Maybe your all out having an "AURA CLEANSING"???
or maybe your all out trying to find out more about these "DNA ACTIVATION" courses???
Dalet Vav Dalet
Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 | 07:32 PM
Y helo thar mich.

What the thinker thinks, the prover proves.
Andyzon1
Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 | 05:49 AM
Hi All,

I stake my life that REMOTE VIEWING and REMOTE
INFLUENCING exists and is real.

MOCHA, if you care to drop by and join for free
http://www.grillflame.com there are lots of sincere people on there who will for free help you to sort out your
problems.

With LOVE,

Andyzon1
Andyzon1
Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 | 06:05 AM
Hi All,

I am able to freeze (for between 5-10 seconds) a swinging pendulum on a computer screen using just the power of my thoughts.

I sent the results off to Randi but heard nothing
back.

His $1,000,000 prize is a FRAUD!! He KNOWS that
PARANORMAL exists yet he still won't pay out!!!

LOVE,

Andyzon1

P.S. My pendulum test results will soon be posted
on GRILLFLAME for the world to see!!!
David B.
Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 | 07:51 AM
His $1,000,000 prize is a FRAUD!! He KNOWS that
PARANORMAL exists yet he still won't pay out!!!

It's real enough. Perhaps your 'remote viewing' didn't quite get the gist of the conditions. Try using ordinary 'via-the-eyes' viewing.

In brief.

Person A makes a claim. A and JREF agree what constitutes a successful demonstration of the claim and the conditions under which the claim will be tested beforehand. The test is carried out. Using the pre-agreed criteria, it's success or failure is judged. That way neither side gets to move the goal-posts because they didn't like the results.

What sort of dimwit is going to cough up a million dollars to someone for sending in their home made 'proof'. If you've got these fantastic powers you should be able to wander down to JREF and demonstrate them. If they only work when you control all the variables and no-one is allowed to watch, well that just ain't supernatural pal.
Stewen
Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 | 05:52 PM
This is J.Randi for ya:


Shameful Behavior by James Randi
Psychic Magazine have learned of some atrocious behavior by James Randi in his testing of a very cute and sweet little girl.
The little girl can see things even when fully blindfolded, and wanted to try the Randi Challenge.
Randi agreed. But when he saw that the girl was the real thing, he decided to cause her to "fail." Actually, she passed the challenge, but Randi decided to rig it so it would look like she failed.
What Randi did is almost too cruel to mention. He put so much tape on her head that she nearly smothered, and he shouted at her and required her to speak in an unfamiliar language. By the time it was over, the girl was crying and unable to perform.
There can be only one reason for Randi's behavior. He didn't want to keep his side of the deal, where the girl would win the money with her natural abilities.
We at Psychic Magazine were skeptical of this story at first, because we could not bring ourselves to believe that even somebody like James Randi would be so cruel to a cute little girl. But after investigation we became convinced. Now nothing would shock us about James Randi's behavior. In fact, we have learned that in testing some psychics, James Randi makes the psychic sign an agreement not to sue if there is personal injury, and then Randi locks the psychic in a sack. And we believe it, too.

I guess he'll do anything to keep his money.
Andyzon1
Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 | 08:11 PM
Hi All,

WE LOVE YOU JAMES RANDI 😊

To be fair to James & Museum of Hoaxes, they both have done/are doing EXTREMELY VALUABLE work in defeating GENUINE HOAXES/HOAXERS, for which we ALL are ETERNALLY grateful.

James has done a SUPERB job in bringing awareness of the Paranormal to people worldwide.

James has done an equally SUPERB job of holding back the floodgates of the Paranormal.

Stopping the TIDE of the Paranormal, so that people are NOT automatically dictated to by their Governments from birth that the Paranormal is REAL, but are instead left to make up their own minds.

However, the time has probably now come where the veil can finally be taken down that has prevented us all from seeing.

That we are finally grown up enough, and adult enough, and brave enough to take it on the chin, the news that the Paranormal in fact REALLY DOES EXIST.

The GOOD NEWS is that Demons CAN be defeated.

There are people out there who HAVE defeated their Demons, and can and will help YOU to do the same.

We will soon slay ALL our Demons, and enter a beautiful bright sunlit world in which our most wonderful dreams will finally come TRUE and where we will all live in GENUINE LOVE & HAPPINESS, forever.

LOVE,

Andyzon1. 😊
Citizen Premier
in spite of public outcry
 Member
Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 | 11:12 PM
Ugh. It's a Demon Haunted World, all right. This last page of this thread reminds me that I need to finish that book.
Citizen Premier
in spite of public outcry
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Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 | 11:13 PM
And I would recommend it to you, Anyzon1. It's exactly what you're talking about.
GavinH
Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 | 03:38 AM
Congratulations to Toby Alexander!!! I wish I had the patience to make the business that he has out of selling nothing to the poor sods who believe it in the abscence of any scientific or logical reasoning. He must be laughing all the way to the bank.
DNA activation sounds a bit risky to me, do I really want the DNA responsible for my penis activated in the wrong places?? I think Ill leave my body to do the job its perfectly capable of on its own thanks.
In the real world there's a thing called peer reveiwed scientific journals, which Im sure would be happy to recieve Toby's scientific proofs and theories to be published in the proper manner.
Oh and to those who think they sensed a benefit from sending money to someone they have never seen or recieved anything from, there is a common phenomenon called the placebo effect, and no its not a scientific term for unexplained spiritual effects, look into the proper research into it for a perfectly reasonable physical explanation.
Maegan
in Tampa, FL - USA
 Member
Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 | 05:37 AM
Let's just remember that this isn't Randi's place...It's <b>Alex's</b>. So...Less shout outs for Randi...More for Alex, Mm...k?
Roxy Matrix
Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 | 06:08 AM
Mich

Its a waste of time trying to convince people like you. What Ajay has mentioned holds a lot of weight, a request do us all a favor stay away from this forum as you are spoiling the environment.

Roxy
X
in McKinney, TX
 Member
Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 | 07:45 AM
This thread has taken a little turn.....I am starting to see a new breed of people. It always amazes me.
My higher self
Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 | 09:07 AM
Interesting. I talked to my higher self about this and it confirmed that all of this is true. In fact, it has just invented its own process - DNA Detailing - that goes beyond DNA activation. You are all too unenlightened to understand how it works, but we can explain it to you in simple terms during the first phase - called "DNA Wash." You do not have to be present for this process. We can access your DNA remotely through the swipe strip on the back of your credit card.

The second step can also be done remotely, but is a bit more complicated. "DNA Wax" requires you to be in a cool and dark location, such as a basement, and be facing toward true north.

The final step requires you to travel to our science lab in Kwala-Ballah (it is located near the famous astroteleportion eastern regional depot and dry cleaning). There, we will "hand dry" your DNA, "polish" the double helix exterior, and "vacuum" the enterior of the double helix.

It really, really works. Not only do I have a gleam in my smile, but I found that I can slice and dice, shoot salad, and go fishing with only the lint in my pocket. And it's only 19.95 (US).
My higher self
Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 | 09:33 AM
Thought I'd take this opportunity to communicate to any past customers who did not receive our telephathic mass message. We are offering one free DNA wash to remove the "DNA spot free rinse" agent. We have found it works TOO good. One of our customers notified us that after his first treatment - his dog ran away. We sent a field team (our DNA Doctors (tm) - Screamin' mad at DNA Dirt) and found the dog in the kitchen waiting for his dinner. We were confounded, since the customer could not see the dog!!!! We finally figured it out when he called to his dog - his name was Spot!
mich
Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 | 06:13 PM
So what is "people like me" ROXY?
Someone who is sharing their own personal experiences of having had their DNA activated is not what I call poisoning the environment?
You are correct in the sense that you cannot convince me though that it is a scam! because I am my own proof that it is real. Wether you believe it or not, thats fine.I decline your request to stay away! It is a free world & every now & then, I enjoy checking out this forum & the different characters shining through their true colours!Even the nasty ones! I'd rather read something to laugh about though. Like what "My Higher Self" had to say - good humour & witty.
David B.
Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2005 | 04:47 PM
Hey, we're famous!

The other weekly, UK science magazine <a href="http://www.newscientist.com/backpage.ns?id=mg18725082.700">NewScientist</a> covers 'DNA Activation' in its humorous Feedback section, complete with mention of this very forum.

I guess Toby is now able to use 'as featured in NewScientist' in his next batch of literature.
amberglow1
Member
Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 | 01:06 PM
After reading in the forum about the excellent work done by Marlana (at marlana.org) I decided to try her services. Paid $90 for 3 house of cards + $39.95 for her DNA activation. What a waste of money!!! Received 3 e-mails (mostly automated duplicates of each other, except for a couple of lines in each), the day after placing the order stating that she had done the work, and that she had also activated the DNA (but...and I don't recall seeing this on the site... she said it could "take up to 3 years for the DNA activation" to be activated or whatever. Bottom line -- the pocketbook is $130.00 lighter.... and absolutely NOTHING happened, no changes of any kind. Had I not seen the emails, wouldn't have even had a clue that she had "done the work"! (:>)

Also, in case anyone has bought into the almost $3k cost of the "holoysnc" cds that are being hawked all over the net these days....bought their first Awakening Prologue Cd, plus the one on anti-aging. Used them both exactly as instructed for almost 4 wks. Results? Nothing, nada, zero. When I sent them an e-mail asking about the lack of any observable changes -- received a return e-mail that said "depending on how the person processes, it takes a year or more for some people to see changes...
Seems as though the rah-rah stuff always changes from the great "testimonials" to a whole 'nother tune when the promises and statements don't pan out.
However, guess as long as there are those of us who genuinely want to grow and expand our consciousness....there will always be the hucksters to pander to us. Oh well, what goes round comes round, and they will receive in kind, in time.
David B.
Member
Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2005 | 01:57 PM
amberglow1,

How can you say DNA activation had no effect? Aren't you now living proof of its effectiveness?

You read a whole forum of posts from people praising it, pushing it, criticizing it, mocking it, shilling for it, etc. And from this you took away a strong impression "about the excellent work done by Marlana (at marlana.org)". Strong enough to cough up $130 to have your DNA activated.

Judging by your last post, I would guess that Marlana has lightly stimulated your common sense gene, partially triggered your bulls**t detection gene, and possibly activated those genes in your retina that perceive tints other than rose.

If you "genuinely want to grow and expand [y]our consciousness" there are plenty of books in your public library that'll help for free. Stop looking for a quick fix to a better life and put the work in.

Oh well, what goes round comes round, and they will receive in kind, in time.

You can't buy yourself a better karma, a better aura, or a deeper soul.

"In studying the history of the human mind one is impressed again and again by the fact that the growth of the mind is the widening of the range of consciousness, and that each step forward has been a most painful and laborious achievement." -- Carl Jung.
duh
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 | 08:12 PM
i think it's funny how some who post on this subject don't think humans have energy fields. how are you alive then? what animates the body? what leaves the body when a person dies? why do doctors use ELECTRIC paddles to SHOCK stroke/heartattack victims? oh, to jumpstart the heart, and other organs which run on ELECTRICITY, electricity that produces an electromagnetic field, which all electrical current does. why is it bad to stick your finger in a light socket? because too much ELECTRICITY will overload something - circuits? in humans? electrical circuits as in acupuncture meridians! go argue with a billion chinese people who have relied on acupuncture for thousands of years to heal and cure them (with a much higher success rate than "scientific" western drug-pusher doctors) about the issue of bioelectricity before you dismiss something just because you haven't been exposed to it or don't comprehend it yet.
David B.
Member
Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2005 | 07:10 PM
Yes, but if a billion Chinese can't be wrong, why aren't more Americans pro-Communist? 😊

I like the generalization from the average cell's 50mV resting potential to electric circuits running around the acupuncture meridians. That's got to be the biggest reach since Mr. Fantastic, congrats.

By the way... EVERY cell in your BODY uses CHEMICAL ENERGY. This energy comes from UNSTABLE high-energy compounds, just like EXPLOSIVES! Why is it dangerous to get to close to a stick of DYNAMITE? Because the CHEMICAL ENERGY of the dynamite OVERLOADS something. Go argue with the six billion people who have been using CHEMICAL ENERGY to kill people for centuries. You are a BIG , WALKING BOMB; go stand in a bucket of water IMMEDIATELY!

Oh and electricity (sorry, ELECTRICITY) moves at the speed of light, nerve impulses move at about 10 feet per second. Spot the difference.
Mr. Piv
Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2005 | 09:05 PM
Humans are lonley, miserable, small beings that want to know that they are not lonley, miserable, or small. Can't solve that problem unless you change your mind about being all the things you want to know you aren't. Good Luck and God bless.

P.S. more fuel for the fire eh? lol
duh
Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 | 02:45 AM
so you agree there is ELECTRICITY in the body, even if 50mV in cells is still a small amount. thanks for proving my point. but if you want to use chemical energy as an example of energy in the body, fine - it's still energy, and i was talking about people not thinking there could possibly be a human energy field. i don't care if you believe in accupuncture or not, you believe in energy in the body.

and by the way, Bill Nuy, ELECTRICITY flows at the rate that electrons line up (much slower than the speed of light), this K-6 science textbook misconception site claims.

http://www.amasci.com/miscon/eleca.html
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