Vampire Sites

Here's a couple of vampire-themed websites sent in by visitors. First we have the Federal Vampire and Zombie Agency. According to the blurb on the site, "From 1868 to 1975, the Federal Vampire & Zombie Agency (FVZA) was responsible for controlling the nation's vampire and zombie populations while overseeing scientific research into the undead. This site is a tribute to the men and women who served in the FVZA, especially the over 4000 Agents who lost their lives fighting to keep our country safe." And next we have The Temple of the Vampire. If you want to live forever, then all you have to do is join the temple. The catch is that in order to join you have to buy their book, The Vampire Bible. That's a good sales gimmick. I should try something like that for my book, such as if you want to achieve a state of absolute enlightenment, then you have to buy my book.

Paranormal

Posted on Wed Oct 29, 2003



Comments

I read the vampire test at vampiretemple.com and was very impressed. I am sending out for all the bibles tomorrow and will become an active subscriber.
I have taken my first step to live forever!
I thank this site for getting me interested in the TOV, the only true vampire religion, for vampiric peoples.
If you are against the TOV, then you are obviously jelus because you don't have what it takes to live forever.
I am a vampire bow before me!
Posted by dickforce  on  Tue Sep 28, 2010  at  12:14 AM
I am glad to see you did not permit yourself to be persuaded by those who deny what is their only chance. They react as they do because they are not of us. Welcome to the Family.
Posted by Magnus Rex Dietus Nacht, ADEPT  on  Tue Sep 28, 2010  at  07:08 PM
Hail the new High Priest of the Church of Satan!
Hail Magister Boyd Rice!
Let the vampires beware!
http://www.boydrice.com
Posted by Truth  on  Wed Sep 29, 2010  at  03:45 PM
I am a vampire bow before me!

Good luck on that one! *chuckles* 😉

They react as they do because they are not of us.

That is what true believers (Christians) say to their converts whenever their religion is questioned or criticized.
Posted by Private  on  Wed Sep 29, 2010  at  06:12 PM
Welcome to the Family.

Welcome to the Body of Christ!

"Kumbaya my Lord, kumbaya
Kumbaya my Lord, kumbaya
Kumbaya my Lord, kumbaya
Oh Lord, kumbaya!"

I am just a jealous non-believer because they have Jesus and I don't! Bwahahahahaha!
Posted by Private  on  Wed Sep 29, 2010  at  06:20 PM
"Magnus Rex Dietus Nacht"

Come on....At least get an original name!

Mr. Adept from Slovakia

I'm sure your new family member will be a true asset...with a lifespan of about two-months.

Isn't that about the turn-over rate for ToV initiates?
Posted by Rupert  on  Wed Sep 29, 2010  at  08:43 PM
I believe all the things...
which discovered by the God......
So, I believe In Vampires.....

I Always wish to transform a Vampires...
Please ......
help meeeeeeee.....
Posted by Ranbir Deka  on  Fri Oct 01, 2010  at  08:37 AM
I request t U that...... Please Give Me A Vampires
Life.......
Posted by Ranbir Deka  on  Fri Oct 01, 2010  at  08:43 AM
why you all hating on the ToV?leave us alone.we are just trying to get our shit togerther.we want to be vampires so what? since I became a vampire,i no longer taake crap from people on the street.Valuable stuff costs money.U get what ya pay for.u cant afford to get in the door dont complain.Peace
Posted by PredatorJHJ  on  Fri Oct 01, 2010  at  09:00 PM
Last night a set of all the vampire bibles plus ten old issues of Lifeforce sold at 35.00 on ebay. I remember the days when they could have fetched 700.00. Times have changed!
Posted by handhy  on  Sat Oct 02, 2010  at  07:20 AM
Whats next......an Adept identity for sale?
Posted by Rupert  on  Mon Oct 04, 2010  at  12:18 PM
Why the are there STILL people on LttD with the "do you want to live forever" link to the ToV site? I thought the High Priest said that was over with. I just don't get it.
HS!
Posted by Chumlee  on  Mon Oct 04, 2010  at  09:32 PM
I read about Boyd Rice declaring he is the CoS's High Priest.

And I agree with everything he has said.

Gilmore and his crew have done nothing to advance Satanism. Nothing at all.

Anton LaVey's Church of Satan died with him.
Posted by LuYang  on  Wed Oct 06, 2010  at  04:17 AM
Could be fun if someone could post a link to Boyd Rice`s statement over at the LttD (I would have done it, but Im unable to), and observe what reactions this could provoke. I haven`t seen anything about it there yet, and from what I have experienced over at that board, Boyd Rice was spot on with his generalisations of these "satanists".
Posted by Christhammer  on  Wed Oct 06, 2010  at  04:58 AM
I considered posting Boyd Rice's statement on LttD myself but one of the moderators would immediately delete it upon sight. Others have already attempted doing so. LttD seems to have a couple of moderators online at all times.
Posted by Chumlee  on  Wed Oct 06, 2010  at  07:42 AM
Yet another bunch of people that have just missed the point.
Boyd Rice is a fucking idiot. He spent years and years in the CoS after LaVey died and did nothing with his role. He was a joke and a poser.

On the "Church of Satan" not moving forward... I think you'll find that 99% of the current members are fine on where the organization stands now. What's the point in expanding and moving something forward that doesn't really need to?
Also, again.... people who aren't in the CoS really have no fucking clue as to what they're talking about. As an internal organization, we have no right to tell everyone out there "what we're doing".

Fools keep on claiming the CoS is long dead, and yet we are STILL the most recognized Satanic Organization and under Peter Gilmore we have retained and expanded on exactly what LaVey envisioned. One needs to only LaVey's last book to see how exactly it matches everything Gilmore and the Administration are doing.

Anyone that can't see this is quite frankly a blind and poor fool who fails at life. You should be pitied and shunned by society for your inability to comprehend what Satanism REALLY is all about.

Yours sincerely...
A college graduate with a 200k+ salary that enjoys the pleasure of five different women each week in a luxury condo on the beach. I'm also a CoS Reverend, but that is the least of my concerns... as acknowledging that to be behind my real and more important goals is something that DOES make me a Satanist. Not all you internet buffoons that jacks off into socks every day with no job.

Enjoy your fail you low lives.
Posted by derp  on  Wed Oct 06, 2010  at  07:54 AM
"Reverend" derp,


I don't recognize you from Downstairs but lets assume that part of your tale is true.
If what you say is true, why bother to waste your time on this website to post your thoughts?
Why the need to prove your worth on the museum of hoaxes website?
I guess that makes you one of the "internet buffoons that jacks off into socks every day with no job."

HS!
Posted by Chumlee  on  Wed Oct 06, 2010  at  09:46 AM
My dear lad... only a handful of Church of Satan members wish to post on LttD.
I have no need to prove my worth here, my message was simply to refute the horseshit that Boyd Rice spewed out about his self promotion. I also like whacking people over the head with the truth and logic on what Satanism about because there are far too many fools that like to think that they are somehow "evolved" from the Satanism that LaVey wrote about.
On that point, I take it upon myself to happily abuse people that think otherwise... in real life or on the internet. My role on the internet is as little as I want it to be, and that isn't quite much. I'm technologically inept and couldn't be bothered spending too much time in cyber space or what ever you kids call it. I have however learnt that there are too many idiots on the internet to try and set straight, so your message does have some credit. I won't continue wasting my time.

In regards to the ToV, which is what this website is about... I'm of two minds to the subject. For one, it is worrying to see how such of a cocksucker Nemo is that he kissed enough ass and sucked enough cock to get where he is now... considering he came directly FROM the Temple of Set. This isn't hear say, it's fact, and the majority of the priesthood know this and hate the prick. One other high ranking member that well... 95% of the CoS membership despise is Magister Phineas. He's an absolute cock wank. I've recently spent some time reading his stuff on the LttD site and his personality hasn't changed in real life to the internet at all.

As far as my identity being found out at all...
It will never happen as what I've posted is felt by the large majority of the priesthood that are NOT apart of the ToV.
Posted by derp  on  Wed Oct 06, 2010  at  08:45 PM
You are not a real member of the Church of Satan. You are not fooling anyone with your act.
Boyd Rice had an opportunity and missed it.
It is his loss.
Magister Nemo and Magister Phineas are two of the most respected members of the Church. They are shining examples of the highest and best a Satanist can strive for.
Posted by Magnus Rex Dietus Nacht, ADEPT  on  Thu Oct 07, 2010  at  02:19 PM
"Magister Nemo and Magister Phineas are two of the most respected members of the Church. They are shining examples of the highest and best a Satanist can strive for."

You're joking right?
Oh wait, you're a ToV member... of course you'd say that. Enjoy kissing asses and sucking cock.
HA!
Herd conformity at it's finest.
Posted by babib  on  Thu Oct 07, 2010  at  08:38 PM
"Magister Nemo and Magister Phineas are two of the most respected members of the Church. They are shining examples of the highest and best a Satanist can strive for."

This is a Sad and Unfortunate statement, made possible by the reality of LttD as an official representative of the CoS.

Fortunately for the true Satanists who read this, we know that it's author has no merit and by her signature alone she solidifies that fact.

Hail Satan!

The CoS and the ToV are not compatible and the relationship should be dissolved.

Satanists don't give a crap less about the Vampire religion and what they do with their lives, just don't claim that your beliefs are compatible with those of Anton Szandor LaVey and his CoS.

Nemo and Phineas are great actors!
Posted by Rupert  on  Thu Oct 07, 2010  at  08:46 PM
You don't recognize me because of the signature that I am using here. But you would be surprised to know who I am and you would not have written such a not so nice comment if you did.
But we are all Brothers & Sisters here. No need to be mean. LttD has given many of us who are true outsiders a home where we can be with other of the Elite.
You should try the Vampire teachings and see if they work for you.
You might be surprised at what you discover.
As your sister, I reach out to you and ask you the most important question,
Do you want to live forever?
Posted by Magnus Rex Dietus Nacht, ADEPT  on  Thu Oct 07, 2010  at  09:42 PM
Hey, Magisters Nemo and Phineas are good peeps.They are very smart and help those of us who are new around..True Satanists know Nemo is a genius, hes my dawg.Phineas is also very cool. id you know Nemo used to write in the Black Flame?Did you know Nemo wrote a book?I guess not.You people should have checked out the facts before coming here and talikng crap.
True SATANISTS who post on LttD know this.There you never see anyone try to pull this stuff.Try this on LttD and see whathappen. I double dare you.Will you? I did not think so.You people don't have the cujunes.
Posted by xfilesclassof2007rulez  on  Thu Oct 07, 2010  at  09:54 PM
Hey Adept,

I was asked that question before. I love life so I said yes.

But I found the methods given to me by the TOV were all bogus. All lies.

Aren't you grown up enough to see that for yourself?

Now I'm just happy to live a long life with my husband and kids. Much more rewarding than hyperventilating into a mirror!
Posted by LuYang  on  Fri Oct 08, 2010  at  01:42 AM
LOL good one Lu Yang! Your comment on hyperventilating into a mirror made me laugh and am still laughing as I type this!
Posted by Fly on the Wall  on  Fri Oct 08, 2010  at  02:10 AM
Dear Magus Rex,

You seem like a nice young lady. I keep on eye on Satanic message boards and think I know who you are. I once felt like you did. I was an outsider. I prayed to Satan and did things with the mirrors too. But my life was empty. Then I found a friend who is always there for me no matter what I had done.Or how bad I felt. His name is Jesus.
All you have to do is invite him into your heart. You can do this in your own words.
Leave the vampires to the children and come back into life with a relationship with Jesus.
Jesus is always there for you.

In Christ,
Cameron
Posted by C  on  Fri Oct 08, 2010  at  10:38 AM
"Jesus is always there for you."

Cool story bro.
Posted by bro  on  Fri Oct 08, 2010  at  07:03 PM
I don't give a rats ass about the ToV but there is no need to bring Magister Phineas into this. Phineas is not Nemo.
Just setting the record straight.
Posted by lex  on  Fri Oct 08, 2010  at  09:38 PM
Wow! It's amazing how much bullshit can be crammed into a single webpage. Who let the lunatics out of the asylum?
Posted by Anonymous  on  Sat Oct 09, 2010  at  02:00 AM
Anonymous,

Indeed. The ToV's Lifeforce has the biggest collection of lunatics I have ever seen.

And give my regards to Strahd, LadyRhianna, Aenigma, Linguascelesta and Ishkur - everyone's favorite liars.

😊
Posted by LuYang  on  Sat Oct 09, 2010  at  10:39 AM
you got to admit it's hilarious. I just fucking spilled coffee all over myself reading this funny shit. I don't know much about satanism but all these people should be on Comedy Central. It's good stuff.
Posted by Bob  on  Sat Oct 09, 2010  at  10:42 AM
It is all very funny indeed.

So tell me people, exactly where are these "Temples of the Vampire" and "Churches of Satan"? With all their adepts, reverends, grand poo-bahs, and whatever; How do you all fit inside of a post office box? LOL! They don't exist at all.

You've all been had. These organizations are fake. Outside of the internet, they have no place in the world.
Posted by Doubtfully Yours  on  Sat Oct 09, 2010  at  11:18 AM
The behavior of the "Spammers" here is so comically predictable.

The minute that any heat is put on anybody from the ToV, a "Christian" or an "I don't know much about anything but...." spammer comes out and makes a thoughtless/non-contributing post to try and throw off the readers.....Funny!

Do some research if you truly don't much about whats being discussed here.

Oh and for your information, the ToV and the CoS are in your backyard....now you know where they are located.

But you knew that anyway!

Hail Satan!
Posted by Rupert  on  Sat Oct 09, 2010  at  11:45 AM
"You've all been had. These organizations are fake. Outside of the internet, they have no place in the world."

Yeah...we really need to make sure that the Child-Molesting Catholic Priests have enough space..God love them!
Posted by Rupert  on  Sat Oct 09, 2010  at  11:49 AM
Please cease this bickering about people and organizations beyond your level of intellect. Magister Nemo is the prized jewel of the Satanic Community. Peter Gilmore will soon step down in favor of Xerxes. Magister Nemo will be guiding the Church of Satan over his shoulder in a grandfatherly manner. Atheists beware, your time of masquerading in the Church of Satan and attacking the Temple of the Vampire, draws to an end.
Choose your sides carefully.
Posted by Cocksucker  on  Sat Oct 09, 2010  at  12:10 PM
I'm a Registered Member of the Church of Satan and am considering joining the Temple of the Vampire. I read all the pages on this site and understand that some people did not have a good time with the Temple. I think perhaps Lu Yang and others just took things too seriously and it got out of hand. The Temple has a group of very interesting looking message boards concerning issues that are important in this life not some spiritual pipe dream.
I don't see a problem in dishing out ten bucks a month to have access to this message boards. Ten bucks is nothing to me. The whole Vampire aesthetic seems attractive and they do not believe in hollywood vampires.
The ToV seems to be a group of Satanists enjoying the vampire aesthetic and discussing important matters that appeal to most of us. What is the issue here? Where is the incompatablity here?
Posted by SteveO  on  Sat Oct 09, 2010  at  12:43 PM
"I think perhaps Lu Yang and others just took things too seriously and it got out of hand."

On the contrary, I believe that Lu Yang and others refused to take "things too seriously" and that's why they are now on the other side of the fence.....by choice.

You don't think that a "culling", "undead-gods" and "taking lifeforce" alone aren't spiritual pipe-dreams?

My advice to you is, if you have indeed read all of the information available to you about the CoS( perhaps maybe the literature that most CoS members read before joining or maybe shortly after) and you still see some legitimacy in the ToV...then by all means join the Temple, they need you!

You can be a Satanist without LttD(contained within it the ToV propaganda machine), if there were not LttD there would be no ToV.
Posted by Rupert  on  Sat Oct 09, 2010  at  07:19 PM
hey im new here...read some of the stuff but went to lttd site evryone keeps bitching bout pretty cool and i even found this about nemos book. http://www.satannet.com/forum/ubbthreads.php?ubb=showflat&Number=409580#Post409580 not bad if you ask me.
lots of ppl seem to like his stuff..
Posted by sherlock  on  Sun Oct 10, 2010  at  12:22 AM
The essay _Who's there?_ is one of the best ever written by any Satanist and is found in Nemo's _The Fire from Within_ book.
Nemo is indeed a creative spark within the Church of Satan. His inspiration is motivating the right individuals to join the Church and forcing out the hardcore atheists.
The Church of Satan has evolved from the militant atheist assembly of the previous decade.
Posted by anon  on  Sun Oct 10, 2010  at  09:25 AM
Rupert wrote "On the contrary, I believe that Lu Yang and others refused to take "things too seriously" and that's why they are now on the other side of the fence.....by choice.

You don't think that a "culling", "undead-gods" and "taking lifeforce" alone aren't spiritual pipe-dreams?"

Some people simply don't cut it. They don't have what it takes due to a variety of reasons which may range from the genetic to environmental. Just because you badly want to learn to play the guitar and can afford lessons does not guarantee you will be a good guitar player. The Vampire Teachings develop the innate talent within a person; It does not grant it. If you don't have what it takes, you are not of the Family and should proceed elsewhere.
Those who are not true vampires sometimes feel the need to lash out at us because of their resentment of their own failings.
No one is listening to you.

Rupert wrote"You can be a Satanist without LttD(contained within it the ToV propaganda machine), if there were not LttD there would be no ToV."
Quite the contrary. If there were no LttD, the Church of Satan would return to just being an overpriced red membership card with few members.
You need to get with the new program or take a hike.
Posted by DarkPowerofAncientEgyptVampiricus  on  Sun Oct 10, 2010  at  11:31 AM
Quote "Those who are not true vampires sometimes feel the need to lash out at us because of their resentment of their own failings."

Nope, it's because it's a scam. If people leave the group, it's because they smartened up to the bullshit that was being fed to them. If they lash out after leaving, it's because they are pissed about getting ripped off and wasting their time.

And it's not that people are failing, it's that the organization fails to live up to it's grandiose claims and simply isn't worth the $10.00 "subscription" or the embarrassment of being affiliated.


Quote "No one is listening to you."

If no one was listening, as you suggest, there would not be 76 pages to this blog. There are quite a few people listening actually.

But I think what really ruffles your feathers is that you have no power whatsoever to put an end to this discussion. You are not rulers of the earth. You are definitely not anyone's masters. You are, in fact, only human.
Posted by I Know You Are But What Am I :P  on  Sun Oct 10, 2010  at  11:56 PM
Quote: "You need to get with the new program or take a hike."

Sounds like some kind of admission, 'the new program.' Which 'new program' I wonder?

Is it the 'new program' recently released by Boyd Rice, disbanding the Church of Satan altogether?

Wouldn't that really suck for the ToV?

http://www.boydrice.com/news.html
Posted by I Know You Are But What Am I :P  on  Mon Oct 11, 2010  at  12:25 AM
"If you don't have what it takes, you are not of the Family and should proceed elsewhere."

Having what it takes means able to make monitary contributions in order to gain access to restricted parts of the Lifeforce (ToV) website...That's all there is and that's all there ever was.

There was a CoS long before the Internet...

The ToV is nothing more than a website and an Internet fantasy-land.

The ToV is the brain-child of Nemo who was so dejected by his inability to make it into the heirarchy of the Temple of Skippy.

The ToV is nothing more than a carbon copy of the Temple of Skippy.

Most of us could care less about any other Religions as we have better things to do with our lives....Some of us will do all we can to make sure that this Symbiotic Relationship is crushed.

It's obvious that the ToV's Internet police have high regard for the content of this site....Patrol to your heart-content, Patrol away Sycophant!
Posted by Rupert  on  Mon Oct 11, 2010  at  11:55 AM
is Peter H. Glimore a member of the Temple of the Vampire?
Posted by Carnage  on  Mon Oct 11, 2010  at  02:08 PM
is Peter H. Gilmore a member of the Temple of the Vampire?

Not that anybody outside of his "inner-circle" knows of....but anything is possible.

HP Gilmore doesn't post on LttD, that I've ever seen either.

LttD completely disregards the tenets of the CoS by allowing the ToV to recruit and fly it's banners amongst it's members.

I would assume that with these factors considered, HP Gilmore if a member of the ToV is doing a good job of camoflaging with his actions.

I know that HP Gilmore has professed that he is a fan of Michelle Belanger (I bet Nemo isn't a fan of Michelle Belanger)...

Hail Satan!
Posted by Rupert  on  Mon Oct 11, 2010  at  03:56 PM
RUpert you to try the VAMPIRE TEACHINGS.since i use the behind the eyes methodt BTE,from the VAMPIRE PREDATOR BIBLE.I am a new person. BTE changes the user into higher self.This no trick,true work very effective.Do behind the eyes and learn the TRUTH of the DRAGON
Posted by Corpus  on  Tue Oct 12, 2010  at  02:07 PM
When will there be new pictures and posts on the ant-temple task force site?
It would be useful if former members could compose posts to address to debunk each of the Temple's claims.
Corpus, what is the behind the eyes?
Posted by Justice  on  Tue Oct 12, 2010  at  06:39 PM
"since i use the behind the eyes methodt BTE,from the VAMPIRE PREDATOR BIBLE.I am a new person."

Please explain this to me step-by-step....!

"When will there be new pictures and posts on the ant-temple task force site?"

Feel free....if you feel you have something to contribute, post away!
Posted by Rupert  on  Tue Oct 12, 2010  at  09:43 PM
The Vampire Religion is dead. It was nothing more than a scam and rip off from different religions with the name vampire stamped to it. Anyone who is a long time member of the TOV is a LOSER. Most people outgrow the phase of trying to pretend to be something more than they are and such delusions only fuel failure.

Those who truly believe in the TOV get roped in to buying all the literature and rings and pendants. They end up trying to live up to ideals that are not their own. As the cult's grip becomes tighter over the "vampire", personal freedoms and egos are dissolved to promote the temple mission and attract new members.

More propaganda is pumped into the individual leading them to believe that they are immortal and/or invincible. This just promotes arrogant reactions which are destructive to the individual.

Further bullshit ideas are accepted, like living forever through cryonics. This just adds another expense to the individual. But they'll get it all back, because they will live forever.

The point is, the TOV cannot guarantee Immortality nor can they show what lies after death for any of its members. The lines of fantasy are stretched and the individual believes more and more of the bullshit.

If the individual questions the information, he is given a vague answer and ridicule follows via the message board.

I can only imagine the fun that these so called vampires are now having as facebook rises and puts physical names to all these identities. Its funny how everyone involved that are the higher ups have no faces or wear masks to intimidate the lower level initiates, but this is all common place when you are playing games with people.

I have tested the TOV and I have found that it does not meet up to my expectations, nor will it live up to any rational individual. If that means that I'm not going to live with the Undead then so be it. I've gone through the same thing with the study and rejection of christianity.

I think that anyone who manages to see beyond the "Twilight" will agree that Vampirism is a joke. The only power they acquire is through draining the bank accounts of their followers.

If you want to give out your personal information to unknown entities on the WWW, by all means, go ahead. But you have been warned that EVERYONE on the higher levels of the TOV know that it is a scam. It dominates over its members financially, mentally, and physically. Those who begin to see through it, are discarded or promoted up to plundering newer members.
Posted by LinkNstarZ  on  Tue Oct 12, 2010  at  10:49 PM
"I think that anyone who manages to see beyond the "Twilight" will agree that Vampirism is a joke"

What is this "Twilight"? Can someone describe what it is?

"Those who begin to see through it, are discarded or promoted up to plundering newer members."

Do higher ups receive financial compensation for recruiting new members? Does Magister Frost get paid for his services for the ToV?
Posted by Justice  on  Wed Oct 13, 2010  at  07:08 AM
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