Fake Doctor Notes (are not available here)
Need a fake note from a doctor to get a day off from work or school? Visit this doctor.
Update: If you've arrived here via Google, or some other link, realize that I can't actually provide anyone with a fake doctor's note. I simply linked to an article about a guy who was writing fake notes, and because of that my site is now #1 on google when you type 'fake doctor notes'. I have no idea where fake doctor notes can be obtained.
Update: If you've arrived here via Google, or some other link, realize that I can't actually provide anyone with a fake doctor's note. I simply linked to an article about a guy who was writing fake notes, and because of that my site is now #1 on google when you type 'fake doctor notes'. I have no idea where fake doctor notes can be obtained.
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Categories: Health/Medicine Posted by Alex on Thu Jun 26, 2003 |
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If you've arrived here via Google, or some other link, realize that I can't actually provide anyone with a fake doctor's note. I simply linked to an article about a guy who was writing fake notes, and because of that my site is now #1 on google when you type 'fake doctor notes'. I have no idea where fake doctor notes can be obtained.
Kristen, that's from the original post. If that seems ambiguous to you, you seem dumb.
It's a HOAX site and, as such, reports hoaxes, scams and the like. It also promotes discussions of these things, hence people being allowed to post on the topic.
If none of you are capable of reading or using logic, that's your problem, not ours.
And, by the way, I am not host of the site, and the views I post are mine alone, although many others may agree with me.
Posted by Boo on Mon May 30, 2005 at 02:34 PM
Kristen, that's from the original post. If that seems ambiguous to you, you seem dumb.
It's a HOAX site and, as such, reports hoaxes, scams and the like. It also promotes discussions of these things, hence people being allowed to post on the topic.
If none of you are capable of reading or using logic, that's your problem, not ours.
And, by the way, I am not host of the site, and the views I post are mine alone, although many others may agree with me.
Oh, and incidentally... how exactly are you expecting the doctor's note to be sent when all we have is your name, hmmmm?
Posted by Boo on Mon May 30, 2005 at 02:36 PM
I agree with Boo's views on this point!
Posted by Accipiter on Mon May 30, 2005 at 02:36 PM
Look, that update is at the top of every page. There have also been MANY instances where people say it doesn't happen, myself included - look back. If you have a problem with your own inability to read before you ask for a goddamn dr's note, then you ARE an idiot.
Posted by Winona on Mon May 30, 2005 at 02:53 PM
I so love a woman with attitude. 😊
Posted by Charybdis on Mon May 30, 2005 at 02:55 PM
I need an eye doctors note to excuse me from school on may 30th ASAP. Thanks.
Posted by Vicky Gulliver on Tue May 31, 2005 at 07:26 AM
I don't need a not5e but why is everyone posting their illnesses? It's like an order list of hoax diseases.
Posted by Mort on Tue May 31, 2005 at 07:42 AM
Because they're either too stupid, or too lazy to read what the entire thread is about, Mart.
Posted by Boo on Tue May 31, 2005 at 08:33 AM
Need a note saying that I was in the hospital at Northside on May 28-May 30 2005. And to return to work on June 1,2005 with light duties until complete physical is performed
Posted by Kenneth MAuldin on Tue May 31, 2005 at 08:35 AM
Does anyone see what I mean?
For fu*k's sake.
Posted by Boo on Tue May 31, 2005 at 04:06 PM
For fu*k's sake.
LOL. I just don't believe it. So many jokers. Tsk Tsk Tsk. I had my share of laughs going through the list!!
Boo: I just love the fun you are having with the moron's :=) :=) :=)
Kriv
Kriv.john [[[AT]]] gmail.com
Posted by Kriv on Tue May 31, 2005 at 10:38 PM
Boo: I just love the fun you are having with the moron's :=) :=) :=)
Kriv
Kriv.john [[[AT]]] gmail.com
I need a note that excuse me from work on 5/31/05 for a inner ear infection
Posted by Robert Fenlon on Tue May 31, 2005 at 11:02 PM
*sigh*
Well, you can't have one, Robert.
I'd be more vitriolic, but your idiocy is sapping my energy.
Posted by Boo on Wed Jun 01, 2005 at 05:11 AM
Well, you can't have one, Robert.
I'd be more vitriolic, but your idiocy is sapping my energy.
I need a doctors note stating that I saw a doctor on June 1st 2005. It needs to state that I have persistant migranes resulting in nausea, caused by stress.
Posted by Sheila Nuss on Wed Jun 01, 2005 at 11:15 AM
Sheila, please provide me with your email address, billing address, and bank account number and routing number. I can then provide you with your doctors note for a nominal processing fee of $29.95 USD.
Posted by Charybdis on Wed Jun 01, 2005 at 11:24 AM
I desperatly need a doctor's note that says I was hospitalized from april 24,2005 to may 11,2005. Can anyone help me ? it's really important.
Posted by Emilie Payette on Wed Jun 01, 2005 at 11:57 AM
I need a doctor's note that says I will be dead from June 4th onwards so that I can watch the Britsh Lions Rugby tour without anyone bothering me at home.
Oh, and can you write one for July 10th saying how I've made a miraculous recovery and can come back to work now?
P.S. do you know any friendly undertakers who might be 'persuaded' to arrange a mock funeral for me?
Posted by David B. on Wed Jun 01, 2005 at 04:29 PM
Oh, and can you write one for July 10th saying how I've made a miraculous recovery and can come back to work now?
P.S. do you know any friendly undertakers who might be 'persuaded' to arrange a mock funeral for me?
please excuse Melissa from work June 2,2004. She was under a physicians care for Chest pain. " I need this asap. please. i'll do anything!! ""
Posted by Melissa L. Ruffin on Thu Jun 02, 2005 at 04:21 AM
Such as posting in a hoax forum?
Genius.
Pure genius.
Posted by Boo on Thu Jun 02, 2005 at 04:28 AM
Genius.
Pure genius.
i need a doctors note excusing me from work 5/27/05 to 5/31/05. saying i have high blood pressure and my medical provider is HIP of greater new york............thanks...DD
Posted by danielle davis on Thu Jun 02, 2005 at 11:36 PM
Ack!!! They're still at it!
*sobs*
Posted by Smerk on Thu Jun 02, 2005 at 11:44 PM
*sobs*
i need a doctor note that say i have a high fever
Posted by jorge on Sat Jun 04, 2005 at 05:47 PM
i need a doctors note that says i have a high fever on june 4, 05
Posted by jorge on Sat Jun 04, 2005 at 05:53 PM
'i' need a 'doctor' note 'that say i' have an allergy to lying, cheating skiving morons. Asap, plz.
Posted by Boo on Sat Jun 04, 2005 at 05:53 PM
I need a doctor's note to say that I have a potentially fatal case of RSI and that just typing one more sentence might actually kill m*ACK*...
P.S. Just close the thread!
Posted by David B. on Sun Jun 05, 2005 at 06:54 PM
P.S. Just close the thread!
Come to think of it...
If this thread tops Google for fake doctor's notes, and I make a hoax site for people to ask for fake doctor's notes, and post a link to it here... Hmm...
Now the only question is, do I do it for money? Or just for the sheer entertainment value?
Anyone?
Posted by David B. on Sun Jun 05, 2005 at 06:57 PM
If this thread tops Google for fake doctor's notes, and I make a hoax site for people to ask for fake doctor's notes, and post a link to it here... Hmm...
Now the only question is, do I do it for money? Or just for the sheer entertainment value?
Anyone?
I need a doctors not saying that i can not return to work untill 13 of june do to pneumonia
Posted by steven e honaker on Mon Jun 06, 2005 at 06:00 AM
Steven,
A sick note for 'Steven E. Honaker', citing 'a preliminary diagnosis of Pneumonia' and recommending one week's bed-rest has been dispatched directly to your place of work.
Enjoy your rest and I wish you a full recovery.
Posted by Dr. Quentin Wack, MUN on Mon Jun 06, 2005 at 07:54 AM
A sick note for 'Steven E. Honaker', citing 'a preliminary diagnosis of Pneumonia' and recommending one week's bed-rest has been dispatched directly to your place of work.
Enjoy your rest and I wish you a full recovery.
I need a doctors note stating I was with my mom in the hospital! Cause she was suffering of back spasms! Plz if you could do so! Cause I cud b losing my job!
Posted by Mariano on Mon Jun 06, 2005 at 12:09 PM
I do apologise. I've been lax in my mockery of fu*kwits recently.
Mariano, words fail me. They really do.
I'll be back on form in a couple of days. You'll have to wait until then.
Posted by Boo on Mon Jun 06, 2005 at 01:14 PM
Mariano, words fail me. They really do.
I'll be back on form in a couple of days. You'll have to wait until then.
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