I'm having a damn vomiting issue.

There are no words to express how much I loathe each and every one of you whinging little skivers.

I mean, for flip's sake. A 'strip throat'?
What the heck even is that?
Or has Kay Outland, in a fit of genius, managed to misspell 'strep'?

I need a doctors note for 5/12 and 5/6 to pass my English class because I don't have any money to go to summer school and my parents won't pay.

so, senior-skip day is tomarrow... and i'm going to the lake to enjoy a nice afternoon of whatever the hell i want! this idea of fake notes isnt bad, but it's alot easier to just go to the doctor's and say you 'forgot' to get a note on that day and would they please give you one now? anyways, keep up the good work fellas

i need a not for the doctor cuz i was sick for friday may 13 2005

I need a sick note to get off of work, saying i had a fever and migrains

I need a doctors note saying that i fractured my ankle and will not be able to perform some of the duties at my work place.

i need a doctors note saying i am sick with the flue.

I need a note to excuse Hector A. from work on May 14, 2005. I was rushed to the E.R. because I had trouble breathing at noon.

Hey i was wondering if i could get a quick fake doctor's note sent to my email, please!

The sheer idiocy of some people! These people deserve to fail school, get sacked from work and all the rest of it because they can't figure out that this is not the place to come for medical certificates.

i need a doc note 15&16; of may so i dont get fired. i told themmt throte hurt and i was thowing up

i need i doc note for the 15 and 16 of may so i dont get fired from work.i hate goin to the doctors but i am really sick ,i told my work that my throt hunt and i was throwing up

I need a doctors note saying that i have been having sever seizures and was unable to attend school.

lol ok i see why haggii hates you people so much XD you morons dont even realize that telling the truth works :p it worked for me. Are you guys really so stupid that you cant read the top of your screen that says and i quote : " If you've arrived here via Google, or some other link, realize that I can't actually provide anyone with a fake doctor's note. I simply linked to an article about a guy who was writing fake notes, and because of that my site is now #1 on google when you type 'fake doctor notes'. I have no idea where fake doctor notes can be obtained. " geez you guys are dumb

I need a doctors note saying that i was in the hospital for a back problem on May 2, 2005
thanks

i need one for work..

Please email me a doctors note for school stating that I was sick on 5/16 & 5/17 with pneomonia. Thank you.

this indicates that Ruth Herrera was seen in our office on May 16, 2005& May 17, 20005.

May 17th 20005?

That's planning ahead.

However, I still hate all of you for your dilution of the intelligent people in this world.

I need a doctors excuse note for may 16, and saying i had to come back may 17, for a follow up..to continue treatment.

That's nice. Considered going to a doctor?

Y'know, rather than a HOAX WEBSITE?

I need a note for school b/c of depression. Ive missed too many days and might not graduate.

Charlie, be prepared to be even more depressed. Doctors notes are not available here. Go see a qualified health professional. Now.

IN NEED A DOCTOR NOTES TO EXCUSE HECTOR CASILLAS FROM WORK ON SATURDAY MAY 14, 2005. SAYING THAT MY TONSILS WERE SWOLLEN.

Anyone else catch this? What a moron.

"I need a doctors note stating i was absent from school on the 6th of May 2005 and i need it asap please help me!!!
Posted by silentbobx0152 on Mon May 09, 2005 at 02:03 AM

I need a doctors note stating i (Robert Petit) was absent from school on the 6th of May 2005 and i need it asap please help me!!
Posted by silentbobx0152 on Mon May 09, 2005 at 02:05 AM

since i dont know if i was specific i need : a doctors note stating i (Robert Petit) was absent from school on the 6th of May 2005 and i need it asap please help me!! with some kind of stomach illness of some sort please help me i will flunk out of high school if you dont come through >.<
Posted by silentbobx0152 on Mon May 09, 2005 at 02:07 AM

lol ok i see why haggii hates you people so much XD you morons dont even realize that telling the truth works :p it worked for me. Are you guys really so stupid that you cant read the top of your screen that says and i quote : " If you've arrived here via Google, or some other link, realize that I can't actually provide anyone with a fake doctor's note. I simply linked to an article about a guy who was writing fake notes, and because of that my site is now #1 on google when you type 'fake doctor notes'. I have no idea where fake doctor notes can be obtained. " geez you guys are dumb
Posted by silentbobx0152 on Mon May 16, 2005 at 01:53 PM"

I really need a doctor's note excusing me from work on May 25, and May 26th due to kidney infection.

Tough tits.

well sir or ma'am or whatever:
(head of this site)
i see you have continued to allow people to think that you will give them doctor's notes by allowing them to continue posting pleas on your sites. I think that when people see that so many others are asking for notes, surely someone is getting one. I for one am certainly not "dumb".
I simply posted a request with a 'maybe it will maybe it wont' attitude and I firmly believe that was the same attitude of other desperate hookie-players.
I think you are the dumb one to call out so many people you dont know for responding to YOUR misleading site.
If it bothers you so much that people are falling for it, take it down.

I need a docter excuse for being sick on MAY 25 2005

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