Hi I need a dr. excuse that says I need to be on bed rest for just 1 day and that I was seen on 4/21/05. Isaac Reyes is my name

i need a dr note for the day 04/21/05. saying that i was seen and i'm sick

Please excuse Mayra Moore for her absence on Date 4/20/05

Patty Garcia

I need a doctors excuse saying that i am ok to go back to work after suffering from a concausion. the date must be 4-20-05.

I need a doctors note excusing me for work on April 24, 2005.

I need a doctor's note for April 25th 2005
I need to be excused on the grounds of being too braindead to realise that this is a forum
and too stupid to actually read what the thread is actually about.

Can you fix that for me. I'd really appreciate it 😊

"Patty Garcia"
Posted by Patricia Garcia on Thu Apr 21, 2005 at 02:24 PM

Holy shit, that's the best one yet.

I missed this thread so much during the last week. There's so many people here who should be asking to be beaten about the head to help increase their brain power.

Well, it couldn't hurt it, could it?

I've gotta admit though, this particular ball of lies was fairly good too. I guess she figured that being so obviously stupid would get her excused from life....
"i need a doctors note(to exuse me from school) for january 4, 2005 through january 7, 2005 for a stomach virus. Another for April 7, 2005 through April 8 2005, 2005 for bronchitus. If i dont get this i will fail due to absenses. Which really sucks since im a strit A student!!!"
Posted by Nicole Okken on Wed Apr 20, 2005 at 11:14 AM

Damn, if that's how "A students" typically construct sentences and use punctuation and spelling in these times we live in, it's no fucking wonder the human race is eating itself.

But maybe if they got a group of these particular "A students" together, they could use them for code experts, as nobody except them will understand what the hell they're trying to say. (Anyone seen 'Windtalkers'?)

😊

I Need an excuse saying my grandpa died on friday april 22,2005 thanks, J.

I need a doctors note excusing me from work due to a severe case of conjunctivites. The dates I need to be excused from are April 22nd till the 25th

email me a note for anything for APRIL 19, 2005

THANKS ALOT IN ADVANCE
Posted by Daniel Mitchell on Tue Apr 19, 2005 at 06:54 AM

Daniel Mitchell was not able to attend (circle one) work/school/life on APRIL 19, 2005 due to a case of acute stupidity and failure to provide fake doctor with e-mail address.

YOUR WELCOME DANIEL
Fake Doctor

Jason...

Since when do you need a doctor's note because someone ELSE was sick or dead?

Semhar...

Please excuse Semhar from work from April 22nd to April 25th.
The Conjuctivites had a convention in his house, and he was not able to find the outside door due to the overcrowding.
Oh, those conjunctive lovers, they're a crazy, mixed up, door blockin bunch.

:lol:

He had a bad colded and could not breath on The on Apirl 20

i need a doctor's note excusing me from 10:20 to 11:56 on the following days: january 28, 2005, february 3,2005, and january 22,2005. thank you

Hmm... well, it's precise, I'll give them that much.

i will like note for my school saing that i was sick on the day Monday

I need a dr's note for april 22 2005 I've been with this company for 3 and a half years and cancelled my medical insurance becuase the pricing went up just last mo and I rarely go to the dr and don't have a dr I can call to fax me one, they stated the last I was seen was nov 2003 and I was at home suffering but I was sick Please Help

Vicki Rosenberg

I need a doctors note or something saying that i WAS SEEN AT THE DOCTORS, PREFERRABLY (SHARP OR KIASER) and was seen for an ear ache. the date needs to be April 22, 2005

Please excuse sally from class she has a doctors appoitment. ~Christina Nabors
567-3612

I still can't believe that people are still posting asking for a note.

ok Sally your excused but don't let it happen again, I'll be watching you!

I need a doctor's note saying I had chicken pox.

I missed school for like a month please send me a doctor's note saying i had niggeridis!

I need a note saying I was sick with a cold on 04/26/05 and could not attend school.

I need a doctors excuse for 4-26-2005 saying that i was sick.

i need a doctors note for this last monday,tuesday. 4-25-05 4-26-05 i told job was to sick to go in and said i went to doctor now they want note

Omer cannot attend work or school due to previous illness that was not assesed at the time. Food poisoning.

i need i doctor note saying that i was sick with asthma and allergies on monday tuesday wensday

Hi Doctor i left my eight period class to avoid gym practice. i left school without permission because i didnt think they would know i was gone. my friend called me and told me that they were looking for me and calling me on the intercom. Now i have a detention because i wasnt at school. please give me a note

please give me a doctors note for being absent on april 28,2005. any doctors note is what i need.

Wow, I wonder if Miss Washington there will marry a Mr. Vu.

I think the honesty for the doctor approach while lying to the school at the same time is a new way to go. Or did I miss one like this?

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