Fake Doctor Notes (are not available here)
Need a fake note from a doctor to get a day off from work or school? Visit this doctor.
Update: If you've arrived here via Google, or some other link, realize that I can't actually provide anyone with a fake doctor's note. I simply linked to an article about a guy who was writing fake notes, and because of that my site is now #1 on google when you type 'fake doctor notes'. I have no idea where fake doctor notes can be obtained.
Update: If you've arrived here via Google, or some other link, realize that I can't actually provide anyone with a fake doctor's note. I simply linked to an article about a guy who was writing fake notes, and because of that my site is now #1 on google when you type 'fake doctor notes'. I have no idea where fake doctor notes can be obtained.
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Categories: Health/Medicine Posted by Alex on Thu Jun 26, 2003 |
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I desperatley need a doctors not because work is just not on my mind today.
Posted by Jennifer on Mon Apr 04, 2005 at 12:11 PM
GAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
ok, I'm done.
Posted by Winona on Mon Apr 04, 2005 at 01:12 PM
ok, I'm done.
i need a doctors note saying that i hurt my knee and need 3-5 days off of work. ASAP
Posted by Chris Balfour on Mon Apr 04, 2005 at 03:12 PM
Apparently, Winona now needs a note from the psychiatrist.
😊
This thread is currently first in a google search for fake doctor notes and fake doctor's notes.
It's also the top hits on yahoo searches for the same.
Without the 's, it's sixth on ask jeeves. With the 's, it's fourth.
Why do desperate people, who seem to think that they require notes for being slackers, not seem to read the freakin page?
I have to wonder if these are the same people who google "jesus" or something else common, and get all pissy because they were too stupid to read what a website was about before they clicked on it.
And if the person isn't smart enough to read the damned page, should they actually GET to graduate college, or keep their job?
Posted by Rod on Mon Apr 04, 2005 at 03:47 PM
😊
This thread is currently first in a google search for fake doctor notes and fake doctor's notes.
It's also the top hits on yahoo searches for the same.
Without the 's, it's sixth on ask jeeves. With the 's, it's fourth.
Why do desperate people, who seem to think that they require notes for being slackers, not seem to read the freakin page?
I have to wonder if these are the same people who google "jesus" or something else common, and get all pissy because they were too stupid to read what a website was about before they clicked on it.
And if the person isn't smart enough to read the damned page, should they actually GET to graduate college, or keep their job?
Please Jeantte lopez from work due to a doctors appt at the Kaiser Permanente office today April 4,2005
Posted by Jeanette Lopez on Mon Apr 04, 2005 at 09:24 PM
TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN RAYMOND WAS SICK WITH FOOD POISONING
Posted by RAYMOND on Tue Apr 05, 2005 at 06:08 PM
RAYMOND - no-one's concerned here.
Posted by Smerk on Tue Apr 05, 2005 at 07:06 PM
😠 Okay seriously buddy. I need a doctors note saying that I have been out due to back problems I don't want to lose my job
Posted by Shaun Byrd on Wed Apr 06, 2005 at 05:54 PM
Wow, Shaun, you've got it all figured out. That angry happy face'll get you everywhere in life.
You should just get a shirt with it on, and people will just dump whatever you feel you need at your feet. For free, o'course.
How about your email address? PROMISE you won't get spammed 😊
Posted by Rod on Wed Apr 06, 2005 at 06:11 PM
You should just get a shirt with it on, and people will just dump whatever you feel you need at your feet. For free, o'course.
How about your email address? PROMISE you won't get spammed 😊
I need a doctors excuse for being absent from school from 9-11 am on March 16th and March 22nd 2005. Thank you so much if you can actually do this for me!
Posted by Elizabeth on Wed Apr 06, 2005 at 08:53 PM
i need a docters note saying
stephanie was sick from school because she has chicken pox
Posted by stephanie on Thu Apr 07, 2005 at 12:25 AM
stephanie was sick from school because she has chicken pox
THIS IS AN OFFICIAL DOCTOR'S NOTE:
Stephanie was sick from school because she has chicken pox.
Just remember how long they're communicable for, if you want to catch her in that lie.
Posted by Rod on Thu Apr 07, 2005 at 12:55 AM
Stephanie was sick from school because she has chicken pox.
Just remember how long they're communicable for, if you want to catch her in that lie.
I just wish that this thread could be shut down. Well, that's mob mentality for you!
Posted by Smerk on Thu Apr 07, 2005 at 01:01 AM
Roy Cheramie was in my office on 4/7/2005 and treated, he has a pinched nerve in upper left shoulder and must rest it for 3 to 5 days til his next visit! he is on medication for the 3to 5 days he will be absent from work! Thank You, DR. O.B. Hussan
Posted by Roy H. Cheramie on Fri Apr 08, 2005 at 08:11 AM
I need a doctors note excusing me from work april 4 to april 8
Posted by jessica wilde on Fri Apr 08, 2005 at 10:12 AM
i need a doctors note saying that i can return to work
Posted by jennifer on Fri Apr 08, 2005 at 01:05 PM
Please excuse Evinn Bolden form work from 4-08-2005 to 4-11-05. she has been treated for a cyst on her esophugas.
Posted by Evinn Bolden on Fri Apr 08, 2005 at 02:28 PM
I need a doctors note to say i was at St. Marys on 4/8/2005
Posted by Megan West on Fri Apr 08, 2005 at 05:55 PM
I need a doctors note saying that I had food poisoning on Thursday April 7th and thus was absent from class
Posted by Natalie Brougham on Sun Apr 10, 2005 at 05:28 PM
I NEED A DOCTORS NOTE TO EXCUSES ME FROM SCHOOL ON FRIDAY
APRIL 1, 2005
THANK YOU
Posted by BRITTANY on Mon Apr 11, 2005 at 10:35 AM
APRIL 1, 2005
THANK YOU
I need a doctors note saying that i had an apointment and when it ended it was too late too go to school.
Posted by brian ritter on Mon Apr 11, 2005 at 10:55 AM
I need a note saying i had a bad cold on Monday april 11, 2005
Posted by Danielle Levesque on Mon Apr 11, 2005 at 01:41 PM
I need a doctor note for 4/11/05 for blacking out cause stress.
Posted by Jonh C Siirila on Mon Apr 11, 2005 at 08:15 PM
Why do desperate people, who seem to think that they require notes for being slackers, not seem to read the freakin page? - Rod (last week...)
You do realise you answered your own question there? 😕
Posted by Smerk on Mon Apr 11, 2005 at 09:04 PM
You do realise you answered your own question there? 😕
I figured someone would catch on when I posted it. Guess nobody reads this much anymore.
And for the record, I need not a doctor's note, I just need a doctor.
Posted by Rod on Mon Apr 11, 2005 at 09:22 PM
And for the record, I need not a doctor's note, I just need a doctor.
They're not reading it, they're just seeing "doctor's notes" and woohoo, they think they got it. What I can't understand is when they give no info, or real name & expect a note out of it.
Posted by Winona on Mon Apr 11, 2005 at 09:34 PM
No, I only read it when I see it come up in the recent comments, and then, only if I can be bothered. Today, I thought I'd back track, and saw yours, and thought, why not respond.
And yeah, doctor would be nice, provided he's rich & handsome! 😉
Posted by Smerk on Mon Apr 11, 2005 at 09:35 PM
And yeah, doctor would be nice, provided he's rich & handsome! 😉
had to go get x-rays
Posted by Seth on Tue Apr 12, 2005 at 08:57 AM
I need a dotcors excuse from school on may 12th and 13th of 2005. for the flu. thank you very much
Posted by Seth Siringer on Tue Apr 12, 2005 at 09:02 AM
Jeez, Seth, make up your mind!
tsk tsk tsk...
Posted by Boo on Tue Apr 12, 2005 at 09:09 AM
tsk tsk tsk...
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