Fake Doctor Notes (are not available here)
Need a fake note from a doctor to get a day off from work or school? Visit this doctor.
Update: If you've arrived here via Google, or some other link, realize that I can't actually provide anyone with a fake doctor's note. I simply linked to an article about a guy who was writing fake notes, and because of that my site is now #1 on google when you type 'fake doctor notes'. I have no idea where fake doctor notes can be obtained.
Update: If you've arrived here via Google, or some other link, realize that I can't actually provide anyone with a fake doctor's note. I simply linked to an article about a guy who was writing fake notes, and because of that my site is now #1 on google when you type 'fake doctor notes'. I have no idea where fake doctor notes can be obtained.
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Categories: Health/Medicine Posted by Alex on Thu Jun 26, 2003 |
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I need a note saying I am excussed from work on the 17th and 18th of this month. (march) ... I want to take a couple of days off with my daughter.. thank you!!
Posted by Ryan on Tue Mar 15, 2005 at 02:40 PM
Hello I need a doctors note saying I had to stay out of work on Friday March 11th, Monday the 13th and Tuesday the 14th 2005 do to Chronic Migranes.
Thanks!
Posted by CARLOS HARPER on Thu Mar 17, 2005 at 08:23 PM
Thanks!
Avoid the Sun tomorrow, and Saturday... it's very important. Trust me. I don't have time to fully explain, but it involves The Cabbage. I've said too much.
Posted by Hairy Houdini on Thu Mar 17, 2005 at 08:42 PM
Drinking orange juice will help, but it must be warm. Prunes are good- they'll help absorb the rebounding energens when The Extractor is uncoupled... I can say no more.
Posted by Hairy Houdini on Thu Mar 17, 2005 at 08:54 PM
I need a doctor notice that says I have acute bronchitis and I will have to miss 10-14 days of work
Posted by John Cook on Thu Mar 17, 2005 at 10:49 PM
I need a doctor'e note saying I can't type because I have no fingers.
Posted by Rod on Thu Mar 17, 2005 at 11:21 PM
I need a doctor's note saying I can't write any more fake doctor notes.
Posted by The Curator in San Diego on Thu Mar 17, 2005 at 11:30 PM
Acute bronchitis? Lucky! Mine's ugly as hell, so I keep it in the spare bedroom.
You know, if I keep it up, I might actually say someting funny on this thread.
Posted by Rod on Thu Mar 17, 2005 at 11:30 PM
You know, if I keep it up, I might actually say someting funny on this thread.
Good luck Alex, I'm still waiting for my note from two weeks ago. Sheesh, this doc must be BUSY.
Posted by Rod on Thu Mar 17, 2005 at 11:56 PM
Hey guys after days of panic I found a website that has some pretty good samples. I could send you an attachment of the one I created for myself and you just take my name off and put yours and remove the amount of days and the condition. It has a doctors signature at the bottom so thing is this would have to be faxed to your employer or school so it wont be an original. Atleast thats what Im doing I will let you know tomorrow how it works out. If you would like this sample I have created Its gonna cost ya. Because I put lots of work into getting this together. So send me $5.48 via paypal to .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)
Posted by Carlos on Fri Mar 18, 2005 at 12:45 AM
HA! The funny thing about carlos's post is that the only people who will ever read it are the ones smart enough to realize it is a joke and not just fire off a post begging for a stupid excuse.
"Yeah, carlos, I'll be sure to send you my cash, here, take it, I'm not smart enough to handle it myself anyway." - What carlos is hoping for
Posted by Rod on Fri Mar 18, 2005 at 12:58 AM
"Yeah, carlos, I'll be sure to send you my cash, here, take it, I'm not smart enough to handle it myself anyway." - What carlos is hoping for
My grade depends on a sick note... please help! I had a horrible stomach virus, didnt see a dr. dont know what to do =(
Posted by vanessa on Fri Mar 18, 2005 at 05:49 PM
i need a note saying i couldnt attent school because of flu from the the 14 MArch to the 18o f march
Posted by Dorian Kammann on Sat Mar 19, 2005 at 01:28 PM
i need a doctors note saying that i went to visit my grandma in the hospital 3-30-05
Posted by D'wayna on Sun Mar 20, 2005 at 09:59 AM
i need a doctors note saying that i went to visit my grandma at the hospital on 3-20-05
Posted by dwayna on Sun Mar 20, 2005 at 10:02 AM
I need A docotrs note that Says I have Injured my Ankle And that i wont be able to walk on it well for 2-3 weeks My Name Is William Gibson So rember my name on the docotrs note
Posted by William Gibson on Sun Mar 20, 2005 at 02:26 PM
I Need A note that says I Had The Flu on 3/23/05 till 3/26/05
Posted by William Gibson on Sun Mar 20, 2005 at 02:28 PM
I need a doctors note saying I was sick last thursday 3-17-05 due to female problems.
Posted by Joy Allen on Mon Mar 21, 2005 at 03:35 PM
I need a doctors note saying that i was away thursday and friday march 17, 18 05 due to a sprained wrist
Posted by Melissa on Mon Mar 21, 2005 at 03:54 PM
I need a note that says I was ill on Thursday March 17
Posted by Meghan Gereaue on Tue Mar 22, 2005 at 07:46 AM
i need a note that says i had pneumonia and an alergic reaction to the medication i was given for 2/2/05 to 4/18/05 please help i need this for school i hate this class but to pass i need this note
Posted by Robert J Miller III on Tue Mar 22, 2005 at 10:50 AM
I need a note saying that all of these people requesting notes are morons.
No, wait, they've alreday proven it themselves.
Sorry to waste your time, doc.
Posted by Rod on Tue Mar 22, 2005 at 01:36 PM
No, wait, they've alreday proven it themselves.
Sorry to waste your time, doc.
Rod!!! Behave.
Posted by X on Tue Mar 22, 2005 at 01:47 PM
Now I need a note saying a mental condition caused me to post that last one.
Like, yesterday!
I'm sure that you know where to send it, as I have not given my address or ANY contact info...
Posted by Rod on Tue Mar 22, 2005 at 02:10 PM
Like, yesterday!
I'm sure that you know where to send it, as I have not given my address or ANY contact info...
i desperately need a doctor's note by the end of march 23rd(tonight) saying that i (Abhimanyu Rana) had flu, and could not attend school for 2 weeks from march 8th to march 22nd. the doctor should be from flushing NYC. THx, i really need it ASAP!!!
Posted by tarzanx on Wed Mar 23, 2005 at 12:19 PM
I need a excuse excuseing me from work from March 21 to March 26 2005 My name Nicholas S Farley
Posted by Nicholas S. Farley on Thu Mar 24, 2005 at 12:14 AM
THIS IS FROM A REAL DOCTOR.
All of the people above (and below, knowing how well people read threads) really, really need a good excuse for not doing what they should have. Please excuse them from whatever.
Dr. Dolittle (but not as little as the people I wrote the note for do).
These guys better stop soon, I ran out of good jokes on this a while ago, if I ever had any.
I'd do the "jerk" post again, but nobody except the regulars would ever read it.
But it sure got good results last time, did it not?
😛
I wonder how many of these people are wondering where the hell their note is?
Posted by Rod on Thu Mar 24, 2005 at 12:29 AM
All of the people above (and below, knowing how well people read threads) really, really need a good excuse for not doing what they should have. Please excuse them from whatever.
Dr. Dolittle (but not as little as the people I wrote the note for do).
These guys better stop soon, I ran out of good jokes on this a while ago, if I ever had any.
I'd do the "jerk" post again, but nobody except the regulars would ever read it.
But it sure got good results last time, did it not?
😛
I wonder how many of these people are wondering where the hell their note is?
And how many have now failed the classes...
Posted by Boo on Thu Mar 24, 2005 at 02:54 AM
I need a doctors note saying that I could not attend class from Monday March 21 to Saturday March 26 2005 due to accute mononucleosis.
Posted by Gianantonio Farina on Thu Mar 24, 2005 at 05:29 AM
Or lost their jobs! They still don't appear to be listening...
Posted by Smerk on Thu Mar 24, 2005 at 05:33 AM
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