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Fake Doctor Notes (are not available here)
Need a fake note from a doctor to get a day off from work or school? Visit this doctor.
Update: If you've arrived here via Google, or some other link, realize that I can't actually provide anyone with a fake doctor's note. I simply linked to an article about a guy who was writing fake notes, and because of that my site is now #1 on google when you type 'fake doctor notes'. I have no idea where fake doctor notes can be obtained.
Categories: Health/Medicine
Posted by Alex on Thu Jun 26, 2003
Comments (887)
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I need an excuse from a Dr. for an eye infection on November 19, 2003. Imperative to avoid legal troubles.
Posted by John Carr  on  Tue Feb 08, 2005  at  11:56 PM
I need a dr.'s note for the day's of feb 6th through the 8th due to viral infection. Thank's, Sue
Posted by Sue Shelley  on  Wed Feb 09, 2005  at  01:36 PM
I need a doctors note that I have been sick and unable to attend class due to my sickness. Its for a class that I can not lose points for, I had a valid reason why I could not make it, but she probably wont accept it unless im sick.
Posted by Tisifenee  on  Wed Feb 09, 2005  at  02:29 PM
Doctor Alex: Can you give me a prescription for a new drug? One that won't won't make me nervous, wonderin' what to do? One that makes me feel like I feel when I sniff glue?
Posted by Hairy Houdini  on  Wed Feb 09, 2005  at  03:29 PM
Henna color will do
Posted by Hairy Houdini  on  Wed Feb 09, 2005  at  03:32 PM
I could close comments on this, but what fun would that be? It's become like an experiment in stupidity. I clearly state that I can't give anyone a fake doctor's note, and yet still people keep requesting them. It's amazing.
Posted by The Curator  in  San Diego  on  Wed Feb 09, 2005  at  03:52 PM
Some people just refuse to read instructions, either that or they are just posting them for fun.
Posted by Myst  on  Wed Feb 09, 2005  at  04:30 PM
You say this thread's not merely dead, it's really most sincerely dead? Then can it have a note from the Dr. excusing it for being severely dead? Thanks, President Houdini, 1600 Pa Ave, Wash DC
Posted by Hairy Houdini  on  Wed Feb 09, 2005  at  04:41 PM
and can I get a copy of those instructions? I was out sick that day. Thanks, Hairy 1st
Posted by Hairy Houdini  on  Wed Feb 09, 2005  at  04:42 PM
I need a doctors excuse for Feb. 8th and 9th due to strep throat.
Posted by Tyler Steinke  on  Thu Feb 10, 2005  at  09:49 AM
I need a doctor's note excusing me from a work related training class on Febuary 4th and Febuary 7th. I have migranes and that is the reason I missed the classes. However, I did not go to the doctor's and I need a note to excuse the absences.
Posted by Nate Hoffman  on  Sat Feb 12, 2005  at  10:34 AM
For Doctor notes email, 15 bucks each.
Sincerly .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)
Posted by Hacker Bob  on  Sat Feb 12, 2005  at  01:09 PM
I need a work excuse to turn in to my work, because I had to leave work early to drive my dad to the doctor on 2-11-05
Posted by deanekie  on  Sun Feb 13, 2005  at  06:28 PM
Need a doctor's excuse to turn in to my work, for leaving early to drive my dad to the doctor on 2-11-05. ASAP.
Posted by deanekie  on  Sun Feb 13, 2005  at  06:33 PM
i need a note verifing my sister got a car wreck last night. her name is christina bullard.
Posted by amanda bullard  on  Mon Feb 14, 2005  at  11:38 AM
I need a note saying I have mono and to be excused from school for Feb 6th to the 14th.

Thanks for your help!!!!
Posted by Patrick  on  Tue Feb 15, 2005  at  12:29 AM
Please are so dumb don't they know this is not a site for Doctors notes.
Posted by Eunice  on  Wed Feb 16, 2005  at  01:48 PM
"My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fibre, and that I am therefore excused from saving Universes."
-- Douglas Noel Adams (b. 1952), British author, "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"
Posted by Citizen Premier  on  Wed Feb 16, 2005  at  08:32 PM
I need a doctor's note for monday feb 14th 2005. I had food poisoning. I didn't go to the doctor's because in knew it had to run its coarse. I need the note to say i can return to work on February 16th. ( I work at a restaraunt)
Posted by michelle cipriano  on  Wed Feb 16, 2005  at  09:14 PM
The search result for fake doctor's notes says:
"Fake Doctor Notes
hoaxes, pranks, practical jokes, frauds, tricks, and other forms of deception."
Makes it look like this site is made for that purpose. Still, it shows how many people pay no attention to detail. Makes me want to be a con artist.
Posted by Citizen Premier  on  Wed Feb 16, 2005  at  09:57 PM
Why are people still writing asking for doctors notes. This person can not give them to you! he says *realize that I can't actually provide anyone with a fake doctor's note* and yet people are still requesting notes >.< duh!

BTW I have a concert to go to do ya think you could write me one for Febuary 19th 2005. It would be really nice!
Posted by Jaydee  on  Wed Feb 16, 2005  at  11:51 PM
I was out of school because my mother was incarcerated from 21 of January to the 15 of February.
Posted by Keithneisha Hall  on  Thu Feb 17, 2005  at  09:57 AM
Posted by RHONDA FLEMING ALLEN  on  Thu Feb 17, 2005  at  01:23 PM
I need a doctors note saying I had viral pneumonia from Feb 1st to the 18th for school. I would reallllly appreciate it. Thanks!
Posted by Jodie Smith  on  Thu Feb 17, 2005  at  03:30 PM
could you please send me a doctors note for february 17th? i have used all my absences and it is the last semester of my senior year.
Posted by nadir Sadoudi  on  Thu Feb 17, 2005  at  03:39 PM
need a doctor's note
Posted by daniel banda  on  Fri Feb 18, 2005  at  06:38 AM
You are all idiots.
Idiots, I tells you!
Posted by Boo  on  Fri Feb 18, 2005  at  07:12 AM

While you're at it we could use a note excusing us from work for next week. Just say we're sick but just so you know what we're actually up to on Monday we have to pick up our gnome at the airport who's returning from his scuba trip. Tuesday we're seeing Natasha to see if she can diagnose some recent leg pains. Wednesday night we're helping the aliens wrap up their trip to visit and pack up all their souveniers. (Parts of Sol) Thursday is for our DNA activation sessions.

Please state in the note that we will return to work on Friday 2/25 as of course we need to be there to pick up our checks to which we're so entitled. 😉

Hang in there dude... eventually the regulars will get tired of cracking jokes and the idiots will no longer be able to find something posted so long ago. Eventually these will slow down...😊
Posted by Mark-N-Jen  on  Fri Feb 18, 2005  at  11:17 AM
I need a doctors note stating that i hurt my back and that i wasn't able to go in for couple of days
Posted by Travis  on  Sat Feb 19, 2005  at  09:23 AM
i need a note for my work saying that i cannot lift heavy objects no more than 50 lbs because i had seriously injuired my shoulder.
Posted by trung  on  Mon Feb 21, 2005  at  03:05 AM
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