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Fake Doctor Notes (are not available here)
Need a fake note from a doctor to get a day off from work or school? Visit this doctor.
Update: If you've arrived here via Google, or some other link, realize that I can't actually provide anyone with a fake doctor's note. I simply linked to an article about a guy who was writing fake notes, and because of that my site is now #1 on google when you type 'fake doctor notes'. I have no idea where fake doctor notes can be obtained.
Categories: Health/Medicine
Posted by Alex on Thu Jun 26, 2003
Comments (887)
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I need a note explaining that it's not my fault that people are so sheep-like.
Jesus Christ.
Posted by Boo  on  Mon Feb 21, 2005  at  03:18 AM
I need a day off.I don't feel good
Posted by Emmanuel Kemboi  on  Mon Feb 21, 2005  at  12:43 PM
I have been Sick for the past week of 2-14-05 until 2-21-05. I was going to go to the doctors but i feel fine now I need a doctors excuse for work.
Posted by hummell07  on  Mon Feb 21, 2005  at  01:09 PM
I have been Sick for the past week(flu)of 2-14-05 until 2-21-05. I was going to go to the doctors but i feel fine now I need a doctors excuse for work.
Posted by hummell07  on  Mon Feb 21, 2005  at  01:09 PM
BRYAN HAD TO COME IN ON FEBRURARY FOR A REGULAR CHECKUP AND TO GET A PHYSICAL DONE> FOR ANY QUESTIONS PLEASE GIVE US A CALL>
Posted by Bryan Castano  on  Tue Feb 22, 2005  at  08:41 AM
Please excuse Bryan from class on February 23, 2005. He came in for a regular checkup.
Posted by Bryan Castano  on  Tue Feb 22, 2005  at  08:49 AM
To who ever this may apply to ____________ was at the doctor on __________ because of illness or checkup appiontment plese excuse this day from work or school thank you from yours truly.
Posted by Jeffrey Hicks  on  Tue Feb 22, 2005  at  11:59 AM
I need a doctors note stating that i was out missing school because i was going through some Psychological stress due to unforseen events that occured in my life
Posted by Robert Jackson  on  Tue Feb 22, 2005  at  12:42 PM
I NEED A WORK EXCUSE FOR TWO DAYS, MONDAY AND TUESDAY, FEB. 21, AND 22. I ACTUALLY HAVE A SLIPPED DISC IN MY BACK, BUT SERIOUSLY I DIDNT HAVE THE MONEY OR INSURANCE TO VISIT THE DOCTOR.
Posted by WILLIE A. COLEMAN SR  on  Tue Feb 22, 2005  at  08:33 PM
I need a doctors note for missing work Monday Febuary 21,2005 and Feb 22nd due to an eye infection and a scratch on my right cornea.(advised to keep eyes closed as much as possible for48 hours and continue drops as prescribed)Please help me!Thank you.
Posted by Katye Barnes  on  Tue Feb 22, 2005  at  10:05 PM
I need a docotors note saying i missed school Jan 31st through feb 4th because i had the flu
Posted by Collin Main  on  Wed Feb 23, 2005  at  09:10 AM
I need a note saying that I was ill and will be returning to school on 2-24-05. I dont want to mess up my school year so please help.
Posted by Hannah Cannon  on  Wed Feb 23, 2005  at  12:11 PM
I need a doctor's not to excuse me from work on Wednesday, February 16, 2005.
Posted by Nicole  on  Wed Feb 23, 2005  at  02:01 PM
I need a note for Wensday 23 2005
Posted by Alejandro Lopez  on  Thu Feb 24, 2005  at  11:40 AM
To whom it may concern,
Please excuse Alejandro Lopez from work.
He has volunteered to expierement a new Male preformance enhancing drug due to complication in current relationship. I realize that this is a inconvinience, but you can direct your questions to http://[email protected].

Thank you.
Posted by X  on  Thu Feb 24, 2005  at  11:53 AM
I need a doctors note to excuse me for february 21, 2005 to Feb. 28, 2005.
Posted by Joseph  on  Thu Feb 24, 2005  at  10:01 PM
I need a doctors note saying that I had a miscarriage on 25 th of February at school.
Posted by Brittany Ridenour  on  Fri Feb 25, 2005  at  02:46 PM
I need a doctors note for 2/25/05- 2/26/05 I told them I was having back spasms.
Posted by Charlie Horn  on  Sun Feb 27, 2005  at  07:05 AM
I need a note saying that u(my doctor) looked at my back and sair just a minor shift. and that u gave me some pain pills.
Posted by Jeff Meinke  on  Sun Feb 27, 2005  at  02:42 PM
oh date being 2/26/05
Posted by Jeff Meinke  on  Sun Feb 27, 2005  at  02:44 PM
i need a doctors notes saying I was seen in the clinic today 3-1-5 for f/u visit.

thanks
Posted by wanda hall  on  Tue Mar 01, 2005  at  06:32 AM
God, Brittany!
Posted by Boo  on  Tue Mar 01, 2005  at  06:50 AM
I need a doctor's note stating that my brother (Albert Tandoc) came in to the ER 3/2/2005 6:27AM for a severe asthma attack, was treated with an epinephrine shot, O2, respiratory therapy of Albuterol and Prednisone nebulizer for 4 hours; was discharged because he met his goal of 90% O2 Sat. and peak flow meter, and has a prescription for Albuterol inhaler and Prednisone pills: 20mg BID, 2 10mg pills in morning and afternoon. THANKS!
Posted by Bryan Tandoc  on  Wed Mar 02, 2005  at  02:40 PM
I am not happy that my son got sick my SECOND week of a new job,that I happen to love....I am recently divorced so the ex was nowhere to be found. Ineed apiece of paper saying i took him to doctor. PLEASE HELP ME THE NOTE WOULD BE FOR JOSHUA BILLINGTON
Posted by DICKIE  on  Wed Mar 02, 2005  at  04:53 PM
I need a doctor's note stating that I was there for a check up. Thank you
Posted by Amira de Vera  on  Wed Mar 02, 2005  at  08:57 PM
i need a doc note saying that i had the flu from march 1-3
Posted by Brittany Tadlock  on  Thu Mar 03, 2005  at  01:55 PM
Hello. I need a doctor's note saying that my grandpa has been sick in the hospital so I haven't been able to come out to school. I need this note for 3/4/05.
Posted by Jason Choi  on  Thu Mar 03, 2005  at  06:47 PM
Hi, I need a note saying that the idiocy of the average person on the internet has driven me clinically insane (again) and therefore I am not responsible for my own actions (again) and I indeed did NOT know right from wrong when I was picked up with that stolen car, cocaine, and hookers (both dead and alive (AGAIN)).

Oh, and I had the flu on Valentine's Day, please tell Mom.
Posted by Rod  on  Fri Mar 04, 2005  at  12:20 AM
I need a doctors note anything regarding dizzyness, loss of appetite or stomach disorder. I hardly eat these days. Thanks
Posted by Paul Diosomito  on  Fri Mar 04, 2005  at  04:03 AM
I need a doctors note stating lose of appetite, dizzyness and body aches by 3/04/05 till 3/05/05. Thank you I'm having personal problems that needs immediate attention for myself.
Posted by Paul Diosomito  on  Fri Mar 04, 2005  at  04:08 AM
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