Here's a couple of vampire-themed websites sent in by visitors. First we have the
Federal Vampire and Zombie Agency. According to the blurb on the site, "From 1868 to 1975, the Federal Vampire & Zombie Agency (FVZA) was responsible for controlling the nation's vampire and zombie populations while overseeing scientific research into the undead. This site is a tribute to the men and women who served in the FVZA, especially the over 4000 Agents who lost their lives fighting to keep our country safe." And next we have
The Temple of the Vampire. If you want to live forever, then all you have to do is join the temple. The catch is that in order to join you have to buy their book,
The Vampire Bible. That's a good sales gimmick. I should try something like that for my book, such as if you want to achieve a state of absolute enlightenment, then you have to buy my book.
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Lu Yang spoke against the Temple,
the Temple members got together and did a Greater Magic Destruction Satanic Ritual on Lu Yang,
Lu Yang suddenly gets her buttons pushed
acts silly and reveals herself to the world!
ROLF! She turned out to be a he!
I guess it's best not talk bad about people who wield the power of magic. What happened to Lu Yang can happen to anyone!
And nobody pushed any "buttons".
I chose to reveal my identity in private to a few of the people here in private first. Now I don't care if people know of the other alias I used. I still remain anonymous.
And no, there's no such thing as the "power of magic". It's like being afraid of the wind, really.
I'm sure it had nothing to do with any magic. Just philosophical differences and a few personal grudges. I don't think Lu is deliberately lying and that he believes what he says. However, I do suspect it's way off base and exaggerated.
There is no need to show any evidence to "prove" it. Any sane person could see through their bullshit.
Like I said, the damage has already been done.
By the way, Private, for some reason I am unable to contact you by email. Drop me a line, please.
Where would you say that I exaggerated? Point it out and I find that I did in fact exaggerate I will admit it.
Thank the ToV, because some members including administration have your real identity on hand yet choose not to reveal it.
Start with the scam bit. Those without an agenda who read Wakaka's page wouldn't conclude that there is an intentional, money-making scheme being crafted. Even read Nemo's responses to your resignation. It isn't at all personal or negative as cults/scams usually operate toward ex-members.
Not anymore than a child throwing tantrums in a household will cause the building to collapse.
I am sure you are aware of the ToV's claims (Lifeforce, Undead Gods who rule the world behind the scenes, OBE's, immortality, Final Harvest, magic, etc). These claims are similar to those of many religious traditions, and like I said before, any intelligent person with common sense (including Satanists) would dismiss them as bullshit.
Any organisation selling immortality and power over others by the means as questionable as those of George Smith is, by definition, a scam.
scam:
n.
A fraudulent business scheme; a swindle.
tr.v. scammed, scam
And we know that hyperventilating into a mirror and imagining that the "undead" gods exist won't make you into an immortal.
So Smith's product fails to deliver.
That, Anon, is a scam.
Are you at all familiar with his self-help/self-improvement business?
He ran it from home for a few years in the mid-90's. Transcendental meditation, "The Anger Cure", stock market predictions, psychic readings, et cetera.
Scams seem to be his business.
Also, for a while he was the treasurer of an Aikido dojo. He was forced to step down from this position as he managed to enrich himself by didgy means with some of the treasury money. The dojo was registered as a charity.
I'm not a Temple member.
I don't know if you realize it or not, the new threads you have available simply point out that
The Temple is not a hoax
The Temple is not a scam.
The Temple members do believe in what they are doing and are being most sincere.
What does seem to be true is,
you have been destabilized emotionally by all this. Today was your 'melt-down' day.
I think you purposely planned this series of outcomes in order to find closure with those you once considered close friends and associates. Perhaps you subconsciously desire to return to the Temple and this is your first step in making amends.
And in regards to your scam criteria,
in that case, every religion in the planet is a scam! So you can be either an atheist or a scammer!
Now......who is RUPERT?
we need to do that ol' black magic on RUPERT and find out who he/she is!
The non-existence of a spiritual world, being one of them.
They aren't philosophical differences. I am just stating a fact of reality.
---------------------------------------------------
Oh, but I did contact the management department of the dojo and I ran a check up on Smith's activities. So I know that what I said about him is true.
The Temple is not a scam.
The Temple members do believe in what they are doing and are being most sincere."
Well, at least it is a fact that what they believe in are all lies. Whether it's a scam or not.
And no, I don't plan to make amends with any of these people. Why would I? I detest them.
Yes, every religion in the world, while not necessarily a scam, is a lie.
I heard they used to call you "the ewok" back in high school, why is that so?
"Colombian Italian Guitar Hero Reject"?
Now, now, no need to start being childish and call each other names, is there? I live in China because I like it here, the life is good, and beef is cheap.
And no, !Jill isn't my girlfriend or wife. Silly child. 😊
And no, Theoducrus, nobody called me "the ewok" in school. They called me "four eyes", actually. I wore glasses all my life until recently (Thank the Undead fod laser surgery!)
It is interesting listening to the recent ignorant sounding pro-ToV trolls and, especially, the recent mind reading troll who projects their presumptions (straw men) onto you.
/end thread
DIDN'T YOU GET THE MEMO?
No. Nobody got the memo. You must be in the wrong thread.
And for the record, much more is going on outside of this forum than you know.
Any updates on that?
I just now took a gander at the LTTD forums and don't see anywhere near the amount of the stupid TOV banners but that might not mean anything.
TS
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Lu Yang most of the membership resides in the lower Circles and cannot read the specific forum you may have quoted from recently.
FYI many First and Second Circle members who compromise the majority of the TOV are following this board.
Please inform us as to what is 'going on outside'
The Priestood of Ur is mum on all this, as usual.
And do you mean the "priesthood or Ur" is "mum"?
Here we have Aubrey De Grey, David Styles, and motherkiller Saul Kent behind him.
Styles doesn't look too healthy. It must be that dreadful caloric restriction he practices...or an unclean conscience!
George Smith's non-CoS/ToV profile in Usenet.
I will also be posting a mirror of his old self-help website home page on my website.
This will be my very last post here. I have disseminated enough information to constitute a significant effort to help get the anti-ToV ball rolling.
Any further efforts to help this "cause" will continue in private correspondence with the others.
Members of the "Order of Prometheus" and the ToV administration: I know a lot more than you think. I have access to a lot more than you think you can hide from me. Fear is my friend.
Styles: The media isn't your friend. This is all I will say to you. Thank you for having trusted me.
True Satanists: In your hearts you know the ToV is bullshit. It's no different from the ToS. You do not speak your minds in that place for fear that you might be ostracised. But now is the time to speak - a few Outstanding Individuals have done so. You know who you are. Speak!
Good night.
SO IT IS DONE!
HT!
HS!
SO IT IS DONE!
HT!
HS!"
You assume too much.
Lu Yang has been shown the error of his thinking and he is now gone from this board.
That is what happens when one breaks an Oath.
I wish Lu Yang much success in his rehabilitation.
Who is left?
Sand, Rupert, and Jill?
You three can just play in the sandbox with any silly COS "registered members" that which to join you.
While it is not my place to say, those of us who Know only consider Active members of the Church of Satan to be True Satanists. So Rupert and his drinking buddies are nobodys.
You do not understand what is beyond your capacity.
You are three outsiders looking into a dark glass.
You are not of us. You never were. You never will be.
That is probably one of the stupidest things written on this Forum.
I believe the ToV's affiliation with the CoS should be dissolved, to your dismay while it is in tact, I, in more than one way I am your Master.
Figure that one out....
Do you really want to know who I am....I don't think you do, because in the whole scheme of things, I am your Master.
Your Sycophantic ramblings are shallow and lack susbstance.
Please dig deep and figure out who I am, if you ever were to find out, there is nothing you can do about it anyway, you will probably be smacked back into the Herd where you belong.
"Lord of the Flies"
Hail Satan!
You overweight, penniless loser - you always were that.
You come here defending your ToV. So you are a Master of the ToV. A Master of WHAT?
Such as Lu Yang.
Rupert is not an Active Member of the Church of Satan.
Rupert is just a Registered Member of the Church of Satan.
That means he is just a dolt who paid $200.00 to get the Red Card to proclaim himself as a Satanist. Anyone with $200 can become a registered member.
Only Active Members are Real Members of the Church of Satan.
So while Rupert can slander the TOV, be well aware is just a wannabe who paid $200 to be only a Registered COS member, so he knows nothing!
Just clearing the muck for any newbies...,
"Gabriel has been handled. Now we just have Ropert. I have thought of a couple of appropriate methods with which we can approach this matter without having to draw more attention than necessary. Please consider that he has never been affiliated with us on any level. His grudge is personal and thus superficial. Does anyone have any worthwhile thoughts or suggestions?"