Vampire Sites

Here's a couple of vampire-themed websites sent in by visitors. First we have the Federal Vampire and Zombie Agency. According to the blurb on the site, "From 1868 to 1975, the Federal Vampire & Zombie Agency (FVZA) was responsible for controlling the nation's vampire and zombie populations while overseeing scientific research into the undead. This site is a tribute to the men and women who served in the FVZA, especially the over 4000 Agents who lost their lives fighting to keep our country safe." And next we have The Temple of the Vampire. If you want to live forever, then all you have to do is join the temple. The catch is that in order to join you have to buy their book, The Vampire Bible. That's a good sales gimmick. I should try something like that for my book, such as if you want to achieve a state of absolute enlightenment, then you have to buy my book.

Paranormal

Posted on Wed Oct 29, 2003



Comments

No, you don't.

You can click on "Offerings" in the Temple's website and order the jewellery online.

But we recommend you start by purchasing The Vampire Bible first. It's the only "passport" to Immortality in the world. There is no other way.
Posted by VampireGod  on  Fri Nov 12, 2010  at  09:57 AM
After reading some of the "testimonies" by ToV members, I conclude that they all seemed a bit desperate for "answers", "meaning" and "change" in their lives.
Posted by Hahaha  on  Fri Nov 12, 2010  at  09:59 AM
You can purchase any of the Temple Offerings without being a member. These splendid items are available at http://vampiretemple.com/books.html
I prefer the Traditional Temple ring myself! 😉
These items are priceless, take advantage of these offers while they are still available!
Posted by antimonster  on  Fri Nov 12, 2010  at  10:02 AM
After reading some of the "testimonies" by ToV members, I conclude that they all seemed a bit desperate for "answers", "meaning" and "change" in their lives.


What is wrong with looking for "answers", "meaning" and "change"?
When I first found the Temple, I was very skeptical. I had read many of the posts here before deciding to become a member. I'm pleased I did. I have seen many positive changes in my life through applying the Dayside Mastery techniques.
I have also find the Nightside to have opened doors to possibilities previously thought impossible.
Try the teachings out for yourself.
One life. One chance.
My only advice is that you be honest with yourself throughout the process, otherwise you might end up a basket case like Lu Jang 😊
Posted by antimonster  on  Fri Nov 12, 2010  at  10:12 AM
how do I post pictures here?
I have a picture of Lu Yang from her days posting on a cryonics message board...
Posted by Krepe  on  Fri Nov 12, 2010  at  10:13 AM
If I were to join the TOV and decide I don't want to stay, what is the exit procedure?
Posted by d  on  Fri Nov 12, 2010  at  10:27 AM
Hey Krepe.

Go to http://www.tinypic.com, upload it and paste the HTML code here.

Indulge us!
Posted by Interesting  on  Fri Nov 12, 2010  at  11:21 AM
Lu Yang,
Why do you go out of your way to speak about the TOV?
Many members have left the TOV over the years and continued with their lives.
What did they do to you that inspires you to crusade against their existence?
Posted by Questions  on  Fri Nov 12, 2010  at  02:34 PM
Krepe I would think twice about posting that picture anywhere. There are possible legal ramifications that can be traced to your computer if you post that image on a public website without authorization.
Posted by Questions  on  Fri Nov 12, 2010  at  02:37 PM
Questions,

I will answer your question tomorrow.

And by the way, I am not in the least concerned about pictures of me being posted.

I never belonged to any cryonics message board and I never posed in pictures with neither ToV members, nor cyonicists.

So, Krepe, go ahead. Knock yourself out.
Posted by Lu Yang  on  Fri Nov 12, 2010  at  02:56 PM
Linguascelesta has deleted his post on LttD about sex dolls and masturbation.

Asshole.
Posted by IHateLinguascelesta  on  Sat Nov 13, 2010  at  03:30 AM
http://vampiretemple.yuku.com/directory

ha ha ha ! no posts in months. three members! bwa ha ha ha ha. what a faliure your ant-tov site is!
all you haters are pathetic weasels!!!!!!!!!!!!LOL!ROLF!LOL!
Posted by HA HA HA  on  Sat Nov 13, 2010  at  11:06 AM
at 30 seconds into your video is a group picture of Satanists including Anton LaVey's son, who is no longer a kid.
Damn! He looks just like his father did at his age. The resemblance is uncanny.
Posted by SatanistSantiumLeonni  on  Sat Nov 13, 2010  at  12:01 PM
"ha ha ha ! no posts in months. three members! bwa ha ha ha ha. what a faliure your ant-tov site is!
all you haters are pathetic weasels!!!!!!!!!!!!LOL!ROLF!LOL!"

Take a look at the views at the bottom of the page of your link....

Regardless of the success or failure of that page, you can't argue the success of this page!

Try Again....and again....and again....and again!

"Lord of the Flies"

Hail Satan!
Posted by Rupert  on  Sat Nov 13, 2010  at  01:42 PM
So how about those pictures, Krepe?
Posted by Lu Yang  on  Sat Nov 13, 2010  at  01:45 PM
Thanks to reading the contrasting perspectives on the Vampire Temple on these pages, I have decided to join the Temple of the Vampire.
I'll examine it for a few months from within. If I don't like it, at most I will have just parted with less money than the cost of a meal at a good restaurant. So it's really no big deal to purchase the bible and give it a shot. If it's a hoax, then I have a cool story to tell my grandchildren. If it's true, then it seems as if I have much to gain.
Thanks to Lu Yang, Rupert, and Sand for helping me make this decision. I advise others reading to do the same as I did. Spending less than a hundred dollars to see if the Temple's claims are true or not is no big deal. It is what a sane person would do.
Posted by Harmin  on  Sat Nov 13, 2010  at  03:03 PM
that you tube video is funny as hell!

yeah i think that is Anton la Veys kid at 30 secs
Posted by muck stirree  on  Sat Nov 13, 2010  at  05:03 PM
I just purchased the Vampire Bible. It was a small investment. If it is a hoax, I just lost twenty dollars and have a strange book to show my friends. If it is not hoax, then I have just taken the first step into a larger universe. It is a chance worth taking.
Posted by Zulema  on  Sat Nov 13, 2010  at  10:13 PM
"If it is not hoax, then I have just taken the first step into a larger universe. It is a chance worth taking."

Smart choice. For the prize of eternal life, twenty dollars is a mere pittance. Others should follow your obviously wise and intelligent example.

Grant
Posted by Grant  on  Sat Nov 13, 2010  at  10:35 PM
^ What you are stating is so true. In order to determine if the Temple of the Vampire is a hoax or not, you have to purchase the Vampire Bible.
Any other method is being dishonest with oneself.
It may feel comforting to some to think of the ToV as a freaky hoax.
But what if the ToV is not a hoax?
There is only one way to find out........
One life. One chance.
Posted by Barnett  on  Sun Nov 14, 2010  at  01:29 AM
Or even better, why don't you ask someone who was a member?

Look, us your common sense.

Lifeforce? Vampirism? Undead "gods"? Immortality and magic powers?

Do these things sound like they could be real? I think not.

These claims are even more extraordinary than those of major world religions. Come on, use your reason, not the rhetoric of a few fools.
Posted by Ex-ToV  on  Sun Nov 14, 2010  at  02:01 AM
Correction: use your common sense.

Sorry, it's too easy to make spelling mistakes with this mobile device.
Posted by Ex-ToV  on  Sun Nov 14, 2010  at  02:04 AM
Of course, Lu Yang made a mistake and wasted years of his life trying to fit in an organisation that was not really fit for him. After some years he could no longer keep up his lies and charade, so he leaves.
Now he tries to harm the ones he thinks are responsible for his wasted time, instead of realising it was nobody's fault but his own. So instead of moving on as a wiser person having learned a lesson, he still cannot let go of his obsession and keeps the TOV high in his mind.

Reminds me of the classic Buddhist tale:

A senior monk and a junior monk had to travel together. As they were travelling, they had to cross a river. The river was flooded due to copious rains in the catchment areas. As the monks were attempting to cross the river, they saw a very young and beautiful woman also attempting to cross the river. The young woman asked if the senior monk could help cross the river.

The senior monk carried this woman on his shoulder and crossed the river and let her on the other bank of the river. The junior monk was very upset, as the monk hood demands that they not touch a woman. However, as monk hood also demanded that he pay respect to elders, he dared not to ask the senior monk to explain his action.

They both were walking and senior monk noticed that his junior was suddenly silent and enquired "Is something the matter, you seem very upset?"

The junior monk replied, "As monks we are debarred from touching a woman, how could you then carry that woman on your shoulders?".

The senior monk replied, "I left the woman a long time ago at the river bank. However, you seem to be carrying her still."

Lu Yang, and other ex-members apparently, are still carrying the TOV around, instead of really having left it.
Posted by Amused  on  Sun Nov 14, 2010  at  05:03 AM
Luyang is a chic. 😛
Posted by Me  on  Sun Nov 14, 2010  at  07:14 AM
I suggest that everyone, who hasn't read all of the pages on this topic to start at page 1 and on.

As far as new ToV members, why are you coming to this thread to brag about joining? Who cares!!! I sure as Hell don't so go and knock yourselves out and blow all of your hard earned cash on Nemo and his cult/scam. Do I care if little 'ole YOU joined or not? NO! And it doesn't hurt my feelings one bit so go and be an idiot and have fun.

However, after you eventually get kicked out then don't come on here whining making us say we told you so.

One life. One HOAX.
Posted by Private  on  Sun Nov 14, 2010  at  10:54 AM
93
Sincere Greetings,
This question is directed at ToV members;
Can one be an initiate of the O.T.O and also pursue Graded Membership within the ToV?
Is dual affiliation permitted between both organizations?

93 93/93
Simon
Posted by GeburahYodAiwass418  on  Sun Nov 14, 2010  at  12:38 PM
GeburahYodAiwass418, go to the ToV Hoax website for all of your answers.

Why are not capable or willing to read through this thread? Are you mentally lazy?

This is an anti-ToV forum and I will not spoon feed you what you should be able to find out for yourself on THEIR WEBSITE.
Posted by Private  on  Sun Nov 14, 2010  at  01:30 PM
Simon,

I am not in the ToV yet and can't answer your question but some REAL ToV folk do frequent this forum so you'll get your answer soon 😊
I don't think it should be a problem. That's cool that you are into Aliester Crowley and also looking into the ToV.
Ignore Private, he's a little pissed because Lu Yang was demonstrated to have faked her way through their rankings, so she was never a REAL ToV member! :lol:
I got my Vampire Bible from the ToV. I'm in the middle of a move and am hoping to finnally start active membership in January.
Ignore all the haters..they;ve got no game! 😉
Posted by James T.  on  Sun Nov 14, 2010  at  01:41 PM
"another ex member - critisism

http://www.dailywingnut.com/ML/forums/thread-view.asp?tid=14&posts=19"

Wow. Jill you did it again! You are so stupid!
Did you even READ the thread BEFORE YOU POSTED IT?
Of course not!
The author of the thread is NOT and WAS NEVER an ex-member NOR does he claim to be!
Jill you are a retard!
You did not read the thread to which you provided a link to, because you ASSUMED it was by an ex-member.
It is not.
Time to go back on Zyprexa Jill.
:lol:
Posted by Common Sense  on  Sun Nov 14, 2010  at  02:41 PM
Re-posting this as I don't want it getting lost with all the spammers who post here!
Still awaiting a response.


93


Sincere Greetings,
This question is directed at ToV members;
Can one be an initiate of the O.T.O and also pursue Graded Membership within the ToV?
Is dual affiliation permitted between both organizations?

93 93/93
Simon
Posted by GeburahYodAiwass418  on  Sun Nov 14, 2010  at  02:46 PM
So if I write a book claiming to offer you wealth and immortality and charge only $20 I can sell it here and all you ToV suckers will buy a copy since you better be safe than sorry?

Awesome.
Posted by timmy  on  Sun Nov 14, 2010  at  06:18 PM
Jill the retard wrote"no he bought the bible

he says that clearly"

Buying the Vampire Bible does NOT make one a member of the Temple of the Vampire!
Purchasing the Vampire Bible is a prerequisite for membership but does not make one a members.
How could someone become a member just by buying a book?
you are so stupid Jill.
I wonder why you have this agenda against cryonicists. Why are you doing this?
What have you to benefit from this?
What is your agenda?
For the record, Lu Yang did post on a cryonics board but has since removed her picture and changed her user name on that board.
She is a liar.Do not believe anything she says.
She lies to herself and to others. She is a worthless fleabag. Ignore her. She is disgraced.
Posted by Draconicolean  on  Sun Nov 14, 2010  at  09:51 PM
also for the record, Lu Yang was known in the Temple for not taking showers. She smelled really bad. She is a real stinker! LOL!
Posted by Draconicolean  on  Sun Nov 14, 2010  at  09:53 PM
I will make this clear again.

I never posted anything in a cryonics message board. Ever.

I only ever posted a number of times in the Immortality Institute's message board and my posts were just to expose David Styles as a scam artist. That's all. Nothing at all to do with cryonics.

I don't mind a picture of me being posted, so by all means, go ahead.

And by the way, you don't even know who I was in the Temple's message board - you don't even have a single clue!
Posted by LuYang  on  Mon Nov 15, 2010  at  01:19 AM
And...you have no way of knowing whether I took showers or not. And even if I don't, what of it?

You have never met me. So please stop being childish.

This place is being spammed by the Children of Nemo. Pathetic.
Posted by Lu Yang  on  Mon Nov 15, 2010  at  01:22 AM
Perhaps MoH should make a post dedicated to the pseudoscientific hoax that cryonics is.
Posted by Lu Yang  on  Mon Nov 15, 2010  at  02:35 AM
I have read a few pages on this forum. No one will read most of this crap. Your pathetic obsessions with your former religion will not affect the continued prosperous growth of the Temple of the Vampire.
The Temple of the Vampire is strong and becomes stronger with each month. Nothing can stop us. We are many. You are just a few.
Posted by Non  on  Mon Nov 15, 2010  at  10:05 AM
Bet the people @ Imminst deleted those particular post's! I Can't find them anywhere but
- Take a look at this: http://www.imminst.org/forum/topic/44571-eucrio/

Looks like Imminst does not care that he (styles) is a known Scammer and still "promote" him

Just goes to show that the people at Imminst KNOW full well they are selling fake supplements and life-extension and continue to support their favourite "hucksters".

Though I do Suppose that's what you should expect from something that callls itself the "immortality" Institute! XD
Posted by Rasco  on  Mon Nov 15, 2010  at  12:50 PM
OH And TY Jill - That Kickass Torrent works - YOU too can download the ToV bible for free.

Just reading through it now - Cannot believe that people would pay good money for these "teachings" its like reading a Harry Potter book without the good bits.
Posted by Rasco  on  Mon Nov 15, 2010  at  12:53 PM
Any peruse of unauthorized copies of the Vampire Bible or any of the Higher Teachings, not acquired through legitimate means(only at http://www.vampiretemple.com), is risking the full unbridled wrath of the Undead Gods.
If you explore the Vampire Teachings derived from an unauthorized source, the Teachings will not work for you and those who Watch will take notice of you. You may find yourself banned forever from the Teachings by the Undead Gods. To attempt Communion after reading an unauthorized copy of the Vampire Bible, is to disrespect and insult the Undead Gods. This is very undesirable.
Only an authorized copy of the Vampire Bible, purchased through the Temple's only public portal(http://www.vampiretemple.com) will have the Keys to Communion to open a Gate to Those Who Know and are Beyond.
HEKAL TIAMAT!
HAIL SATAN!
Posted by Paul  on  Mon Nov 15, 2010  at  01:37 PM
93
Sincere Greetings,
This question is directed at ToV members;
Can one be an initiate of the O.T.O and also pursue Graded Membership within the ToV?
Is dual affiliation permitted between both organizations?

93 93/93
Simon

Please a response? :down:
Posted by GeburahYodAiwass418  on  Mon Nov 15, 2010  at  01:50 PM
So what will these "undead gods" do to me if I incur their wrath?
Posted by Me  on  Mon Nov 15, 2010  at  04:22 PM
Do you seriously expect people to believe that these "undead" deities exist?

Only a very impressionable and gullible person would fall for this
Posted by Hahaha  on  Mon Nov 15, 2010  at  04:25 PM
"Do you seriously expect people to believe that these "undead" deities exist?

Only a very impressionable and gullible person would fall for this"


No one is being asked to believe anything. The existence of the Undead Gods can only be verified through personal experience.
Those who have personally verified the existence of the Undead Gods have enlarged the horizons of their perception and scope of activity.
If it is not true for you, then it is not true for you.
Just because you do not have evidence that something exists, does not mean that it does not.
Do you have scientific proof that the Undead Gods do not exist?
No. Only your untested opinions. Opinions are a dime a dozen.
Posted by succubuserrectus  on  Mon Nov 15, 2010  at  04:39 PM
Appeal to ignorance is a good summary of the previous posting.
Posted by Private  on  Mon Nov 15, 2010  at  04:50 PM
Ignore Private, he's a little pissed because Lu Yang was demonstrated to have faked her way through their rankings, so she was never a REAL ToV member!

I find it amusing that you are trying to read my mind and jump to a conclusion that is not true.

I just don't like intellectual black hole trolls who want their baby food fed to them when they are big boys and girls who can go to the ToV site for all their questions to be answered.

Furthermore, I am sure the ToV would disapprove of the way you and others are conducting themselves here.

Seriously, if your Temple and undead gods are SO mighty then why do some of you have to come on here and defend the ToV and call people names?

IF you were real members I doubt you would be on here running your mouths in the first place--unless you are one of those new hothead types trying to show what a big Vampire Weenie that you have by calling people "retarded".

I am sure a true undead god wouldn't be worried about "haters" too. Lol!

Remember, they are WATCHING YOU. *smirk*

Are you breaking Temple Law now?
Posted by Private  on  Mon Nov 15, 2010  at  05:15 PM
Question: Do I believe in "Undead Gods" as within the ToV?

Answer: Sure, but it's important that everybody understands what an "Undead God" is.

An "Undead God" (I'll refer to them as UG for now on) are normal people who have "ascended" through the Adept ranking within the ToV. These people have bought into the idea of Cryonics through purchasing a Cryonics Plan for upwards of $28,000 in which they pay in installments something like a life insurance plan. A UG will also have purchased a Life Insurance plan that will be said to cover your revival if in some way/shape/form you are revived in the near/far future.

Do the UG have the ability to enter your space through some Supernatural occurance...No.

When you practice the Rite of Communion does your "stolen" Lifeforce go to the UG.....No it does not really but if you want to believe that, then be our guest.

There is nothing Supernatural/Supernormal about the ToV or any of it's rituals.
Posted by Rupert  on  Mon Nov 15, 2010  at  06:04 PM
"Remember, they are WATCHING YOU. *smirk*

Are you breaking Temple Law now?"

So just because you are not suffering the consequences of breaking the law that means none exist? Are you saying that just because the Undead are not omnipresent as your misrepresentation of them seems to indicate it is okay to do whatever you want?

Makes me wonder what other laws you have broken Private. Makes me wonder if you follow the law of your residence at all just because the police aren't there at the time to catch you.
Posted by Law?  on  Mon Nov 15, 2010  at  07:01 PM
I would just like to state for the record, that not a single post on this forum has been made by any Temple of the Vampire member.
When reading through this thread, keep in mind that even the posts that appear to be supportive of the Temple where made by people who are not members.
Do not kid yourself.
Temple of the Vampire members have never posted in this forum before and will not do so.
Members of the Temple of the Vampire are too busy engaged in obtaining real achievement in the real world to be even cognizant of the message board.
Posted by Shakti  on  Mon Nov 15, 2010  at  07:10 PM
Rupert and Lu Yang are not members of the Temple of the Vampire.
Let there be no misunderstanding about this.
Posted by Shakti  on  Mon Nov 15, 2010  at  07:12 PM
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