Here's a couple of vampire-themed websites sent in by visitors. First we have the
Federal Vampire and Zombie Agency. According to the blurb on the site, "From 1868 to 1975, the Federal Vampire & Zombie Agency (FVZA) was responsible for controlling the nation's vampire and zombie populations while overseeing scientific research into the undead. This site is a tribute to the men and women who served in the FVZA, especially the over 4000 Agents who lost their lives fighting to keep our country safe." And next we have
The Temple of the Vampire. If you want to live forever, then all you have to do is join the temple. The catch is that in order to join you have to buy their book,
The Vampire Bible. That's a good sales gimmick. I should try something like that for my book, such as if you want to achieve a state of absolute enlightenment, then you have to buy my book.
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I feel the need to Summon you, only to share with you the Futile attempts of the Pond Fishermen to defend themselves against swarms of Mosquitos.
"Lord of the Flies"
Looks like a spelling error actually.
Lu Yang Ravi de te voir!
Don't mind the troll, she is not intelligent enough to speak on the actual topic.
I'm sure her master will repremand her for not being a good representative of Dayside Mastery.
"Lord of the Flies"
What needed to be said...has been said and will remain here for everyone to read.
Death to the damn ToV.
If anyone is interested, I am selling all 5 ToV bibles along with Bloodlines I & II, Revelations, Reflections and the Dayside Mastery book. Also I am selling the Temple ring and Medallion along with a ToV logo t-shirt I bought from Ventrue's emporium.
If anyone is interested contact me: .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)
PS: Guys, great work exposing the ToV scam. Keep it up!
Nobody really cares.
Maybe if the Warlock wrote about it on LttD then it could be copied and pasted here as the other quote was....otherwise it's just you talking s**t.
Temple of the Vampire Hoax
"Lord of the Flies"
It is interesting how this place is getting attention. And such responses. My favorite is still the plea for tolerance. The rest..... Ridicule. Threats. Spam. A hopelessly amateurish malediction. Even a rallying cry from a vampire fundamentalist.
You have no idea how much you've given away.
No matter. Things are moving in the right direction. The last couple of pages reeks of desperation. Comedians indeed.
To the people who feel the need to take up the vampire way of life I'll recommend http://www.sanguinarius.org/ . Some people there might know how to help you. The ToV techniques might trigger you, but that is more out of coincidence than intent, and you will be without proper guidance. On the first page here I listed a few places you might find answers as well.
Gentlemen.
It might be useful to do a list here of every known vampire from top rank down to just people with vampire links in their sites and lttd names. And a note for all of them how we know theyre vampires and who they really are if we know.
Also I think all the comedy things are from one person. And we should list exvampires too so we know whos on our side.
What is your problem with the Temple of the Vampire?
I see personal attacks against a couple of members but why take it out on an entire organization that has helped people in their lives?
Why all this hate?
Could someone just lay it on the table.
What does it take for this nonsense to stop?
What is it *SPECIFICALLY* that you want?
People are benefiting from the Temple.
Why infringe on their happiness?
Why make other people upset by attacking their religion?
Please keep in mind that this website is not affiliated with the ToV, or those against it. In fact, I suggest you read the Museum of Hoaxes About page to see what this place is actually about.
As for "stopping the nonsense", I suppose I could always arrange for this particular post to be closed to further comments...but I'm sure that would cause more outcry and claims of censorship.
~moderator~
As to why the hate. Maybe if you read from page one, you might find out.
How dare you make such allegations? Do you even know who I am?
But in any case, your claims are meaningless, as I - unlike Styles - don't have a "reputation" to defend on the Internet.
Do you want the Museum of Hoaxes to be associated with hate, bigotry and prejudice?
This thread is nothing but hate speech.
I did not think so.
Please close this thread down.
It is the smart thing to do.
But, yes. You probably nailed it down pretty well. Some of the people posting here hate the bigotry and prejudice of the ToV.
It would be sad to see the thread locked, though. There is a lot of info to be found from the posts. Some good material on satanic philosophy and outlook as well as the motivation of former as well as current members of the ToV.
As to listing every known vampire as well as former members, that would however be pointless. Especially since it might bring problems to the ones who got out of the cult. Besides, there are enough screwballs running around, dreaming of being the next Buffy the vampire slayer.
Or was that Fluffy the vampire layer? Hmmm...
"It would be sad to see the thread locked, though. There is a lot of info to be found from the posts. Some good material on satanic philosophy"
Incredible. You want to promote Satanism in the world. How sad. With all the problems in the world, you are defending this thread because there is "good material" on "satanic philosophy."
Amazing. What is the world coming to?
Is there not enough hate, intolerance, and evil in the world that you need to promote Satanism?
Moderator, you can see it for yourself.
You want to continue a thread that promotes Satanism?
The Museum of Hoaxes wants to be associated with Satanism?
Stop the bigotry, the racism, the hatred on the museum of hoaxes.
Stop the Satanists.
Stop them Now.
BTW Lu Yang is a chick not a dude
Please put an end to this thread that is slandering productive ladies and gentlemen as well as serving as a pit stop for racists, bigots, and other antisocial types.
They are also promoting Satanism unabashedly.
Please remove this Satanism smear from the Museum of Hoaxes by closing this unnecessary and hateful thread.
Cheers.
Roland
Amazing. What is the world coming to?
Is there not enough hate, intolerance, and evil in the world that you need to promote Satanism?"
What's really sad is that I'm sure you are a member of LttD, if not many of your fellow ToV are.
If it weren't for Satanism you wouldn't have a ToV.
You aren't very good at keeping a disguise....
This board is about exposing a Hoax, which we intend to do.
Nowhere in this thread has anybody encouraged anyone to be a part of Satanism....Proselytizing is something that we don't do.
"Lord of the Flies"
"Incredible. You want to promote Satanism in the world. How sad. With all the problems in the world, you are defending this thread because there is "good material" on "satanic philosophy."
Amazing. What is the world coming to?
Is there not enough hate, intolerance, and evil in the world that you need to promote Satanism?"
Promote satanism? No. I seek knowledge. And satanism is a manifestation of part of the human psyche. Make no mistake. I do not share paradigm with the good ladies and gentlemen advocating a seperation between CoS and ToV. I do find some of their viewpoints sound. It is ignorant to call satanism evil, by the way. If anything, this board and its links shows a wide variation of mindsets and ethics within the CoS.
This plea for decency is indeed a new low. There has been no sound arguments from the ToV, and this desperate attempt to drag political correctness into the discussion is pathetic. Amongst the people speaking against the ToV, who has been advocating racism? Noone.
Go on. Blubber some more. You probably can't dig that hole of yours any deeper. And bring your sock puppets. You need all the help you can get.
I did not know the Museum of Hoaxes was aligned with Satanism.
Satanism is the source of problems and evil in the world. We need to get together and resolve our differences like adults and not resort to Satanism.
It is unethical to promote a belief system that encourages hate, bigotry, intolerance, and evil on this website.
We should be thinking of ways to bring people together and not set them apart through hate speech such as is occurring here on a regular basis.
Please stop this thread once and for all.
Do it now.
It is in your best interest.
It is in everyone's best interest.
Stand against intolerance and bigotry. Stand against the hate speech.
It's right thing to do.
It's the only thing to do.
First it's the Comedy distraction, now it's the "don't align yourself with Satanism" distraction!
I wish that you legitimately felt that way about Satanism because then you might consider severing the ties that you have with the CoS.
You are the the ToV, sever the ties if you believe what you write here!
What a pitiful, pathetically-sick attempt....I wonder if Nemo or Phineas has signed off on this lates outburst?
Whether you know it or not you smearing mud on a few ToV members faces, who also hold high ranking in the CoS....
I'm not personally offended by this action but as far as your concerned it's a double-edged sword.
You can't hide the fact that you are ToV, thus your words have dual implications.
"Lord of the Flies"
"Multi-level marketing (MLM) is a marketing strategy in which the sales force is compensated not only for sales they personally generate, but also for the sales of others they recruit, creating a downline of distributors and a hierarchy of multiple levels of compensation. Other terms for MLM include network marketing,[1][2][3][4][5] direct selling,[6][3] and referral marketing.[7][8][9][10][11][12]
Although the products and company are supposed to be marketed directly to consumers and potential business partners by means of relationship referrals and word of mouth marketing,[13] critics have charged that most MLMs are pyramid schemes.[14]
MLM companies have been a frequent subject of criticism as well as the target of lawsuits. Criticism has focused on their similarity to illegal pyramid schemes, price-fixing of products, high initial start-up costs, emphasis on recruitment of lower-tiered salespeople over actual sales, encouraging if not requiring salespeople to purchase and use the company's products, potential exploitation of personal relationships which are used as new sales and recruiting targets, complex and sometimes exaggerated compensation schemes, and cult-like techniques which some groups use to enhance their members' enthusiasm and devotion. Not all MLM companies operate the same way, and MLM groups have persistently denied that their techniques are anything but legitimate business practices."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Multi-level_marketing
It is outrageous, appalling, and insulting to see Satanists and their agenda being given a voice on this forum.
I would think twice before taking anything a Satanist says seriously. After all, they worship the Father of Lies.
Marius, if you are still here. I was pleasantly suprised by your way of posting, could we talk in private? I've got the feeling you could answer some of my questions truthfully.
I will contact you if you post your e-mail adress.
@Everyone:
You can now order all of the ToV books without applying for higher grades and whether or not you have a current active subscribing membership.
HS!
Mouse
Marius
Are you Marius Huseby by any chance?
ATT: MUSEUM OF HOAXES LIST OWNER
The people who are posting hate speech against members of a minority religion are self avowed Satanists! They are not even hiding it, they are stating it right here.
Why are the moderators hosting a thread for Satanists to march their agenda?
Does not Google sponsor this site? Is that not against the terms of service?
PLEASE END THIS LIST NOW.
I'm sure Magus Gilmore would agree that Real Satanists would not involve themselves in a thread attacking their own. By posting here against the Temple of the Vampires, you have proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that you are not Real Satanists. If your identities where known you would be booted from the Church.
I'd wager all of you are just Registered members. In other words, you are not _real_ members, you are on the outside looking in and will never truly get it.
I have better things to do with my time.
Hail Satan!
Hail Tiamat!
Crowley
If you don't find this entertaining, you should seek fulfillment of your desires elsewhere....
@Marius/Nephelim
Are you a member of the CoS? If so, what grade?
How do you feel about the ToV?
Have you visited the Esoteric Archives?
HS!
http://www.relfe.com/07/Bill_William_Schnoebelen.html
Note that he was never a member of the Temple of the Vampire.
He was a member of the Church of Satan.
HAIL SATAN!
I suggest that those new here start at the beginning and read those posts because the last 30 or so posts is petty nonsense and troll vomit.
The fact that SATANISTS are against this religion must mean that there must be something good, ethical, and constructive in the Temple of the Vampire. That is why you hate it so much that you desire to tear it down.
All of you Satanists are atheists who do not believe in the power of the soul and those that do. How sad.
The Temple of the Vampire is a place of construction. What is being constructed just happens to be your psyche. You are the ultimate creation in your life. The Temple just gives you the tools for you to make the most of the art that is your True Self- The Dragon.
Also, the last time I checked their "was" a thing called "freedom of speech" and I am sure the ToV. I imagine you don't want silenced yet you want to take away other's freedom to agree to disagree with the ToV's claim it is the "real deal".
Yes, I love how crybabies go around and label any criticism as "hate speech" these days in order to censor those they disagree with. 😉
Also, claiming the Museum of Hoaxes supports Satanism because of this thread is not fair to the MoH. This is like saying someone is a serial killer because they have a true crime website.
Lastly, you are junking up this forum with non-sense and with your own bigoted lies about Satanism.
Does your own religion not say to not bear false witness like you are doing here? You are breaking one of your own ten commandments on here by making up lies and false statements about Satanists.
I rather not have to make posts like this so could we get back to the ToV topic--PLEASE!
Please have some respect for the topic and this thread.
Thank You
We know that.
But bear in mind that the ToV would have never come into being if it wasn't for the CoS, AND the Temple of Set, whence Nemo came.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbHQa6nX62Q
Viewed from afar the ToV looks like a garden variety case of cult behavior, not a pyramid scheme. Unlikely promises, cult of personality, and threats made to those who depart or speak against them. Typical.
This place is one of hatred towards a new religion. That is the only purpose of this message board.
The Undead Gods have been silent on this issue.
They are silent no more.
This is the moment to step away from the lies and the hate you spew.
Those who hate shall suffer financial loss.
Those who speak against the Temple will feel weak tomorrow and forever more.
Those who have spoken against the Temple, will be haunted by encounters with what they fear the most forever.
This can not be undone.
Such is the price for folly.
Such is the cost of ignorance.
Your failure is now and ultimate.
How can this be so, you may ask yourself.
How can I have now suffered these most undesirable circumstances?
How can this be so?
The answer is simple.
Such is the Power of the Undead Gods.
Now go sit in your coking chair while Ruth makes you a lemonade and Michael rubs your feet.
I had no idea the guy was hated so much...
The only way to discover the truth about the ToV is through.
This board serves a purposes in removing the wheat from the chaff. The Museum of Hoaxes is an instrument of the Undead Gods, used to to protect the teachings from those not worthy of them.
It serves it's purpose well.
😊
I concede to you because you are right and those of us who have criticized the ToV don't know anything about the ToV. 😉 We are just so dumb. :-(
Reminds me of how some people become atheists after reading the Bible.