Here's a couple of vampire-themed websites sent in by visitors. First we have the
Federal Vampire and Zombie Agency. According to the blurb on the site, "From 1868 to 1975, the Federal Vampire & Zombie Agency (FVZA) was responsible for controlling the nation's vampire and zombie populations while overseeing scientific research into the undead. This site is a tribute to the men and women who served in the FVZA, especially the over 4000 Agents who lost their lives fighting to keep our country safe." And next we have
The Temple of the Vampire. If you want to live forever, then all you have to do is join the temple. The catch is that in order to join you have to buy their book,
The Vampire Bible. That's a good sales gimmick. I should try something like that for my book, such as if you want to achieve a state of absolute enlightenment, then you have to buy my book.
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KNOCK, KNOCK: 'Scuse me sir, have you been saved by the undead yet? All you gotta do is light some candles and call them into your home. PS, did you know that vampires are reeeeeeal? LOL
some say ToV are cons others say they are ligit
i come to this site every 3 day just 2 see if any1 posted sumthing new,it really is a treat.
please people keep posting ur opinions its making me laugh
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ToV are vampiresthey they keep on sucking u of ur money which today is kinda like ur life force and money can keep u alive for a really long time.so if u keep on paying ToV and get to the top ull also end up get that money and u 2 will live longer
Everyone pays, and Nemo gets paid. Ironically, everything they teach you can find on your own. You pay a lot and have every facet of your life controlled and get next to nothing in return.
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The Temple claims that one can be IMMORTAL yet one only remains alive by taking Lifeforce. From what they believe, if you stop taking Lifeforce then you die and you are; therefore, NOT immortal so, basically, there are no true immortal vampires. Immortal means living "forever" and they are dependent on taking Lifeforce to "stay alive" so they are NOT, truly, immortal by definition. Furthermore, even the vampire of fiction is not immortal if he can be die by sunlight or by lack of blood.
So, if you think this through, they are selling the Temple by playing on man
Here is how, and here is the ONLY WAY!!
Have a child, and make sure he is better than you and damn near all others. OR, make a name for yourself that will be on the lips of millions after you're dead.
That is it on immortality.
As for being a Vampire, it is simple. USE A WHEEL CHAIR; ONLY IF YOU DO NOT NEED ONE!
If this is true then why are there doctors, surgeons, nurses, hospitals, firehouses, police stations, military and many other organizations there for the self-preservation of mankind?
It seems like if everyone hated life then none of these things would exist and everyone would just go ahead and jump off a cliff.
Only a fool would be a slave to this hypnotic and subliminal suggestion.
There is only one Life and it is here and now.
So why be afraid to live or die?
Why worry about afterlives that may or may not exist?
Only NOW is real...
If one takes time to read the CoS literature and review the website you will see that no one is duping anyone.
Once more, the CoS is not selling any promises unlike all other religions.
Anton LaVey did not sell any promises like wealth, immortality, and power unlike Nemo and his ToV.
Also, The Satanic Bible tells you UP FRONT that magic ritual is pure fantasy.
I also don't see anything wrong with a
I am going to laugh when ToV members will have to decide between their CoS and ToV membership when the CoS gets sick of the ToV.
Also, after being on the ToV messageboard, Nemo does make his organization sound SUPERIOR to the ToV and plays down the CoS as just contrary jovial and philosophical pranksters. He even talks that the CoS doesn
They even have a thread called "THE ROLL CALL OF TEMPLE IMMORTALS" on their message board that lists every member who has signed up.. unless of course, they spoke against Nemo and got banned.
I wonder if Nemo gets a commission from the Cryonics Institute for every head he gets to sign up from his organization. I'll bet my soul that he does.
Again.. Nemo??? What are your thoughts??? Come on.. I know you're reading this stuff. Talk to me. You're not at a loss for words Nemo, are you? You always have SOMETHING to say. I refuse to believe the TOV isn't reading this blog. It comes up in Google right under their own website.
BUT--don't forget that they tell their members that those who are not members and who talk about the Temple are LIARS.
Trying to argue with them or expose them is like dealing with christians. It is best to just let it go.
Maybe justice will be served someday and they will get what they deserve?
I think the best thing for those who have learned about the Temple the hard way is to just to let it all go and take your focus off of the injustice, learn from your experience, and get on with your lives.
Someday, something will eventually happen that will drive a stake through the heart of this group-mentality cult.
I think it will be funny when the door gets slammed in his face.
*slam*
Hey Sarah, who do you think the coolest vampire is??? I think Lestat from Anne Rice's books is the best. He's my favorite all-time vampire. If it were possible to be a real vampire, I'd want to be Lestat.
If you ever get the chance, check out Fred Saberhagen's book called "The Dracula Tape." It's way cool because it tells the story from Dracula's point of view. I haven't read it in years, but I remember it was a good, interesting read.
First it is only $10 a month. Second if you do it for a year, it is only a $100.00
Most of you spend more than $10 a month on fast food.
For your money you get: Information.
Is it any good?
Who knows?
But to rip on them because they charge money for information is silly.
Can you learn all about what they talk about without spending any money?
No doubt.
Some would do it on theirown.
I have read words to the effect that
And, the money forum has little info for those who are not wealthy. They only have information in it for rich members.
The website is a lot of hype and promises. Also, you can loose your membership real easy if you say or do the wrong thing.
Also their messageboard members stated in posts that one could not "insinuate" they had downloaded copyrighted mp3's or you would be banned.
Members on there are also very antagonistic and quick to find fault so they can get kudos with their huckster Nemo. I wouldn't be surprised if some lied on each other to show their loyalty.
They also claim the Temple is their to help find "lost family members". Why are their Family members lost and need to be found in the first place? I guess they are just like christians trying to save lost souls so they can get your money.
If you want to see how many others have wasted money then just go on EBAY and you can see the ex-members rings and books on there. Beware! Do not buy or own their books, if you are not a member because you will be cursed!
Also remember, if you are not a member then you hate life and do not want to be immortal.
Personally, I think the possibility of extending one's life through cryonics is not stupid if there is a small chance they could revive you in the future. So I disagree with other's sentiments here about cryonics being stupid. I suggest those here not to go on stereotypes and visit the cryonic institutes website and read their FAQ
Taken from: http://web.archive.org/web/*/http://www.vampiretemple.com
http://web.archive.org/web/*/http://pweb.netcom.com/~temple/index.html
You can easily track the evolution of their website using the Wayback Machine at http://www.archive.org
You can also do a search on their URL:www.vampiretemple.com on the Wayback Machine and see how they keep changing their site.
I have also found other old websites from the early 90's using this nifty little research tool.
I have noticed they have gone from saying vampires are "real" to telling everyone on their new site they are "metaphorical".
I think the Temple changing their website is only making themselves look worse and more suspicious.
I am still waiting on an ex-member to try and kill themselves while leaving a Temple card or vampire bible in a pool of their own vampire blood.
Just wait, it will happen sooner or later.
You can also try to trim out part of the URL to get it to pop up in the Wayback Machine's site. For example, trim out "http://pweb.netcom.com/~temple/index.html" and put it in their search field on the Wayback Machine.
I checked all of these links and they do work but they don't work if you click on them from off of these posts or this website.
Its really showing that they are saying one thing in their books,and promoting something else.
I couldn't have said it better myself. Bravo!!!!
Their so-called "active membership" does not reflect their teachings even remotely.
People, don't take my word for it. Buy the books. Join the TOV. Pay for "active membership." Sell your souls to Nemo forevermore.
You'll see I'm right. SATAN wouldn't lie, now would he? Oh, never mind.
i guess everybody has to live by some code, we all have to buy some book (the bible, vampire or otherwise) and live our life based on the teaching.. godamn conformists. i am dissapointed at TOV for being so stupid.
i will continue to embrace my mortality becuase death is was makes life so exciting.. it would not be fun if you had untill the end of time to do everything. the fun is in squeezing all the good memorys and experences into a lifetime. living forever is overrated. thanx for reading.
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Hello. I was browsing your website and had a question about a section that I read. For the segment "Finally, active members have the option of meeting with one another in person in order to refine their skills. These occur both as small gatherings of local members and as larger seminars. These meetings occur around the world.
These services give our active members the resources needed to master their lives, which in turn gives them the opportunity to benefit from the scientific promise of immortality.", I think it's wonderful that direction and guidance can be found through your organization! In fact, I got a warm fuzzy feeling after I read that just knowing that you really do care. I'm sure there's plenty of members that were looking for someone to hold their hand and lead them in the right direction.
My question is, would you object to wearing rubber gloves while you're holding a member's hands when you guide them in the right direction? Some people don't want cooties.
Thanks a lot!
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I still haven't received an answer yet. I suppose that if I were immortal, then it wouldn't matter how long I had to wait... 😉
Garlic won't kill him but it could leave a nasty bruise on his noggin.
MUST..... HAVE...... FRESH..... PLASMA.....
MUST..... HAVE...... FRESH..... PLASMA.....
MUST..... HAVE...... FRESH..... PLASMA.....
*insert hungry undead vampire groan here*
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Posted by edwardtheimmortal in ohio on Tue May 13, 2008 at 09:39 AM
For your information, I wasn't making fun of you because of a disease. I was making fun of your "Bow before me" comment. Here's a friendly piece of advice: If you want people to respect you, then you must respect others. I am under no obligation whatsoever to show respect to you. I will treat you as you treat me.
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Or...
Maybe our little "barbs" are shedding some lucidity into your otherwise unbridled delusions that you are a vampire. That shred of reality could be what's "bringing you down" as you say. Maybe your "vampire reality" is no more stable than a bloody house of cards. What say you, immortal?
Bow down before me.. Fresh plasma.. Cootie cards.. Where do these bloody people come from? Never mind. I'd rather you didn't tell me. LOL!!!!!
You are proving the very point of how idiotic you people are.
Your word don't actually effect me whatsoever. I already know that you are a retard. What harm can the thoughts of a retard do to me?
Now go cry to your mommy, you bloody idiot.