Fake Doctor Notes (are not available here)

I need a doctors note excusing me from being polite and accommodating for the rest of my life. I need this as soon as possible.

Bite me ya bastich!

See. Please hurry.


(Isn't it cool? Alex is well on his way to becoming an internet meme.)

I think Alex is already an internet meme. I also think he should start selling Museum of Hoax T-shirts, complete with a doctors excuse on them!

I need a doctors excuse stating I was off work due to the flu from 1-26 thru 1-28

I need a doctors excuse from work for February 14, 2005. My boss always hits on me, and I think he has something special planned for Valentines day. Soemthing with food poisoning should do.

Sorry Paul, my boss would never believe my boyfriend is some little computer nerd from Holland.

Whoah, Burn!!!

Roasted...

Hi. I need a fake doctor's note saying that I had ten night visits going receiving medicaal treatment of alcohol abuse. Thank you!

I need a doctor's note stating that I was Sick with a viral infection from 1/12/05 thru 1/14/05 and was able to return to work on 1/18/05.

I need a doctor`s note excusing me from work on February 2, 2005

I need a dr. note I was sick and i don't have insurance for a medical check up .. i missed 2 days of school january 31 and Febuary 1st . please please please contact me . very soon .. like tonight I have to turn it in by tomorrow or they are threatning me with suspension.
thanks ,
Randi Martin

i need a doctors note for being on bed rest and monitoring of my diet for the dates of 1-25-05 to 1-28-05 & 1-31-05 to 2-4-05 i'd really appreciate it thanks

i need a docters note for being absent 2-3-05 due to pain of my back asap please send!

i need a doctors note today excuseing from work because i had the flu from monday jan 31, and wednesday feb and thursday feb 3

Doctor I need a note to be released back to work. I have a note releasing me back on the 4th but I took an extra day and would like to be excused from that.

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zi need a note saying that I injured my back when I fell on the ice. date from feb.3

I need a doctors excuse Im really sick but cant afford going to doctor. But I need an excuse for work. Can you help me?

dude i need a note for Febuary 8th 2005. please help me out. it has to be a doctors note and mayabe i caught a contangiouis cold or somthing

Ok man, All i need is a note saying that i missed class at 1 on Feb. 7/'05 because i had my yearly checkup. thanks a million

I need an excuse from a Dr. for an eye infection on November 19, 2003. Imperative to avoid legal troubles.

I need a dr.'s note for the day's of feb 6th through the 8th due to viral infection. Thank's, Sue

I need a doctors note that I have been sick and unable to attend class due to my sickness. Its for a class that I can not lose points for, I had a valid reason why I could not make it, but she probably wont accept it unless im sick.

Doctor Alex: Can you give me a prescription for a new drug? One that won't won't make me nervous, wonderin' what to do? One that makes me feel like I feel when I sniff glue?

Henna color will do

I could close comments on this, but what fun would that be? It's become like an experiment in stupidity. I clearly state that I can't give anyone a fake doctor's note, and yet still people keep requesting them. It's amazing.

Some people just refuse to read instructions, either that or they are just posting them for fun.

You say this thread's not merely dead, it's really most sincerely dead? Then can it have a note from the Dr. excusing it for being severely dead? Thanks, President Houdini, 1600 Pa Ave, Wash DC

and can I get a copy of those instructions? I was out sick that day. Thanks, Hairy 1st

I need a doctors excuse for Feb. 8th and 9th due to strep throat.

I need a doctor's note excusing me from a work related training class on Febuary 4th and Febuary 7th. I have migranes and that is the reason I missed the classes. However, I did not go to the doctor's and I need a note to excuse the absences.

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I need a work excuse to turn in to my work, because I had to leave work early to drive my dad to the doctor on 2-11-05

Need a doctor's excuse to turn in to my work, for leaving early to drive my dad to the doctor on 2-11-05. ASAP.

i need a note verifing my sister got a car wreck last night. her name is christina bullard.

I need a note saying I have mono and to be excused from school for Feb 6th to the 14th.

Thanks for your help!!!!

Please are so dumb don't they know this is not a site for Doctors notes.

"My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fibre, and that I am therefore excused from saving Universes."
-- Douglas Noel Adams (b. 1952), British author, "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"

I need a doctor's note for monday feb 14th 2005. I had food poisoning. I didn't go to the doctor's because in knew it had to run its coarse. I need the note to say i can return to work on February 16th. ( I work at a restaraunt)

The search result for fake doctor's notes says:
"Fake Doctor Notes
hoaxes, pranks, practical jokes, frauds, tricks, and other forms of deception."
Makes it look like this site is made for that purpose. Still, it shows how many people pay no attention to detail. Makes me want to be a con artist.

Why are people still writing asking for doctors notes. This person can not give them to you! he says *realize that I can't actually provide anyone with a fake doctor's note* and yet people are still requesting notes >.< duh!

BTW I have a concert to go to do ya think you could write me one for Febuary 19th 2005. It would be really nice!

I was out of school because my mother was incarcerated from 21 of January to the 15 of February.

I WAS OUT SICK ON 2/17/05 WILL RETURN ON 2/21/05

I need a doctors note saying I had viral pneumonia from Feb 1st to the 18th for school. I would reallllly appreciate it. Thanks!

could you please send me a doctors note for february 17th? i have used all my absences and it is the last semester of my senior year.

need a doctor's note

You are all idiots.
Idiots, I tells you!

Alex,

While you're at it we could use a note excusing us from work for next week. Just say we're sick but just so you know what we're actually up to on Monday we have to pick up our gnome at the airport who's returning from his scuba trip. Tuesday we're seeing Natasha to see if she can diagnose some recent leg pains. Wednesday night we're helping the aliens wrap up their trip to visit and pack up all their souveniers. (Parts of Sol) Thursday is for our DNA activation sessions.

Please state in the note that we will return to work on Friday 2/25 as of course we need to be there to pick up our checks to which we're so entitled. 😉

Hang in there dude... eventually the regulars will get tired of cracking jokes and the idiots will no longer be able to find something posted so long ago. Eventually these will slow down...😊

I need a doctors note stating that i hurt my back and that i wasn't able to go in for couple of days

i need a note for my work saying that i cannot lift heavy objects no more than 50 lbs because i had seriously injuired my shoulder.