Fake Doctor Notes (are not available here)

Need a fake note from a doctor to get a day off from work or school? Visit this doctor.
Update: If you've arrived here via Google, or some other link, realize that I can't actually provide anyone with a fake doctor's note. I simply linked to an article about a guy who was writing fake notes, and because of that my site is now #1 on google when you type 'fake doctor notes'. I have no idea where fake doctor notes can be obtained.

Health/Medicine

Posted on Thu Jun 26, 2003



Comments

I need a doctor's note excusing me from a work related training class on Febuary 4th and Febuary 7th. I have migranes and that is the reason I missed the classes. However, I did not go to the doctor's and I need a note to excuse the absences.
Posted by Nate Hoffman  on  Sat Feb 12, 2005  at  10:34 AM
For Doctor notes email, 15 bucks each.
Sincerly .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)
Posted by Hacker Bob  on  Sat Feb 12, 2005  at  01:09 PM
I need a work excuse to turn in to my work, because I had to leave work early to drive my dad to the doctor on 2-11-05
Posted by deanekie  on  Sun Feb 13, 2005  at  06:28 PM
Need a doctor's excuse to turn in to my work, for leaving early to drive my dad to the doctor on 2-11-05. ASAP.
Posted by deanekie  on  Sun Feb 13, 2005  at  06:33 PM
i need a note verifing my sister got a car wreck last night. her name is christina bullard.
Posted by amanda bullard  on  Mon Feb 14, 2005  at  11:38 AM
I need a note saying I have mono and to be excused from school for Feb 6th to the 14th.

Thanks for your help!!!!
Posted by Patrick  on  Tue Feb 15, 2005  at  12:29 AM
Please are so dumb don't they know this is not a site for Doctors notes.
Posted by Eunice  on  Wed Feb 16, 2005  at  01:48 PM
"My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fibre, and that I am therefore excused from saving Universes."
-- Douglas Noel Adams (b. 1952), British author, "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"
Posted by Citizen Premier  in  spite of public outcry  on  Wed Feb 16, 2005  at  08:32 PM
I need a doctor's note for monday feb 14th 2005. I had food poisoning. I didn't go to the doctor's because in knew it had to run its coarse. I need the note to say i can return to work on February 16th. ( I work at a restaraunt)
Posted by michelle cipriano  on  Wed Feb 16, 2005  at  09:14 PM
The search result for fake doctor's notes says:
"Fake Doctor Notes
hoaxes, pranks, practical jokes, frauds, tricks, and other forms of deception."
Makes it look like this site is made for that purpose. Still, it shows how many people pay no attention to detail. Makes me want to be a con artist.
Posted by Citizen Premier  in  spite of public outcry  on  Wed Feb 16, 2005  at  09:57 PM
Why are people still writing asking for doctors notes. This person can not give them to you! he says *realize that I can't actually provide anyone with a fake doctor's note* and yet people are still requesting notes >.< duh!

BTW I have a concert to go to do ya think you could write me one for Febuary 19th 2005. It would be really nice!
Posted by Jaydee  on  Wed Feb 16, 2005  at  11:51 PM
I was out of school because my mother was incarcerated from 21 of January to the 15 of February.
Posted by Keithneisha Hall  on  Thu Feb 17, 2005  at  09:57 AM
I WAS OUT SICK ON 2/17/05 WILL RETURN ON 2/21/05
Posted by RHONDA FLEMING ALLEN  on  Thu Feb 17, 2005  at  01:23 PM
I need a doctors note saying I had viral pneumonia from Feb 1st to the 18th for school. I would reallllly appreciate it. Thanks!
Posted by Jodie Smith  on  Thu Feb 17, 2005  at  03:30 PM
could you please send me a doctors note for february 17th? i have used all my absences and it is the last semester of my senior year.
Posted by nadir Sadoudi  on  Thu Feb 17, 2005  at  03:39 PM
need a doctor's note
Posted by daniel banda  on  Fri Feb 18, 2005  at  06:38 AM
You are all idiots.
Idiots, I tells you!
Posted by Boo  in  The Land of the Haggii...  on  Fri Feb 18, 2005  at  07:12 AM
Alex,

While you're at it we could use a note excusing us from work for next week. Just say we're sick but just so you know what we're actually up to on Monday we have to pick up our gnome at the airport who's returning from his scuba trip. Tuesday we're seeing Natasha to see if she can diagnose some recent leg pains. Wednesday night we're helping the aliens wrap up their trip to visit and pack up all their souveniers. (Parts of Sol) Thursday is for our DNA activation sessions.

Please state in the note that we will return to work on Friday 2/25 as of course we need to be there to pick up our checks to which we're so entitled. 😉

Hang in there dude... eventually the regulars will get tired of cracking jokes and the idiots will no longer be able to find something posted so long ago. Eventually these will slow down...😊
Posted by Mark-N-Jen  on  Fri Feb 18, 2005  at  11:17 AM
I need a doctors note stating that i hurt my back and that i wasn't able to go in for couple of days
Posted by Travis  on  Sat Feb 19, 2005  at  09:23 AM
i need a note for my work saying that i cannot lift heavy objects no more than 50 lbs because i had seriously injuired my shoulder.
Posted by trung  on  Mon Feb 21, 2005  at  03:05 AM
I need a note explaining that it's not my fault that people are so sheep-like.
Jesus Christ.
Posted by Boo  in  The Land of the Haggii...  on  Mon Feb 21, 2005  at  03:18 AM
I need a day off.I don't feel good
Posted by Emmanuel Kemboi  on  Mon Feb 21, 2005  at  12:43 PM
I have been Sick for the past week of 2-14-05 until 2-21-05. I was going to go to the doctors but i feel fine now I need a doctors excuse for work.
Posted by hummell07  on  Mon Feb 21, 2005  at  01:09 PM
I have been Sick for the past week(flu)of 2-14-05 until 2-21-05. I was going to go to the doctors but i feel fine now I need a doctors excuse for work.
Posted by hummell07  on  Mon Feb 21, 2005  at  01:09 PM
BRYAN HAD TO COME IN ON FEBRURARY FOR A REGULAR CHECKUP AND TO GET A PHYSICAL DONE> FOR ANY QUESTIONS PLEASE GIVE US A CALL>
Posted by Bryan Castano  on  Tue Feb 22, 2005  at  08:41 AM
Please excuse Bryan from class on February 23, 2005. He came in for a regular checkup.
Posted by Bryan Castano  on  Tue Feb 22, 2005  at  08:49 AM
To who ever this may apply to ____________ was at the doctor on __________ because of illness or checkup appiontment plese excuse this day from work or school thank you from yours truly.
Posted by Jeffrey Hicks  on  Tue Feb 22, 2005  at  11:59 AM
I need a doctors note stating that i was out missing school because i was going through some Psychological stress due to unforseen events that occured in my life
Posted by Robert Jackson  on  Tue Feb 22, 2005  at  12:42 PM
I NEED A WORK EXCUSE FOR TWO DAYS, MONDAY AND TUESDAY, FEB. 21, AND 22. I ACTUALLY HAVE A SLIPPED DISC IN MY BACK, BUT SERIOUSLY I DIDNT HAVE THE MONEY OR INSURANCE TO VISIT THE DOCTOR.
Posted by WILLIE A. COLEMAN SR  on  Tue Feb 22, 2005  at  08:33 PM
I need a doctors note for missing work Monday Febuary 21,2005 and Feb 22nd due to an eye infection and a scratch on my right cornea.(advised to keep eyes closed as much as possible for48 hours and continue drops as prescribed)Please help me!Thank you.
Posted by Katye Barnes  on  Tue Feb 22, 2005  at  10:05 PM
I need a docotors note saying i missed school Jan 31st through feb 4th because i had the flu
Posted by Collin Main  on  Wed Feb 23, 2005  at  09:10 AM
I need a note saying that I was ill and will be returning to school on 2-24-05. I dont want to mess up my school year so please help.
Posted by Hannah Cannon  on  Wed Feb 23, 2005  at  12:11 PM
I need a doctor's not to excuse me from work on Wednesday, February 16, 2005.
Posted by Nicole  on  Wed Feb 23, 2005  at  02:01 PM
I need a note for Wensday 23 2005
Posted by Alejandro Lopez  on  Thu Feb 24, 2005  at  11:40 AM
To whom it may concern,
Please excuse Alejandro Lopez from work.
He has volunteered to expierement a new Male preformance enhancing drug due to complication in current relationship. I realize that this is a inconvinience, but you can direct your questions to http://www.helpme@getitup.com.

Thank you.
Posted by X  in  McKinney, TX  on  Thu Feb 24, 2005  at  11:53 AM
I need a doctors note to excuse me for february 21, 2005 to Feb. 28, 2005.
Posted by Joseph  on  Thu Feb 24, 2005  at  10:01 PM
I need a doctors note saying that I had a miscarriage on 25 th of February at school.
Posted by Brittany Ridenour  on  Fri Feb 25, 2005  at  02:46 PM
I need a doctors note for 2/25/05- 2/26/05 I told them I was having back spasms.
Posted by Charlie Horn  on  Sun Feb 27, 2005  at  07:05 AM
I need a note saying that u(my doctor) looked at my back and sair just a minor shift. and that u gave me some pain pills.
Posted by Jeff Meinke  on  Sun Feb 27, 2005  at  02:42 PM
oh date being 2/26/05
Posted by Jeff Meinke  on  Sun Feb 27, 2005  at  02:44 PM
i need a doctors notes saying I was seen in the clinic today 3-1-5 for f/u visit.

thanks
Posted by wanda hall  on  Tue Mar 01, 2005  at  06:32 AM
God, Brittany!
Posted by Boo  in  The Land of the Haggii...  on  Tue Mar 01, 2005  at  06:50 AM
I need a doctor's note stating that my brother (Albert Tandoc) came in to the ER 3/2/2005 6:27AM for a severe asthma attack, was treated with an epinephrine shot, O2, respiratory therapy of Albuterol and Prednisone nebulizer for 4 hours; was discharged because he met his goal of 90% O2 Sat. and peak flow meter, and has a prescription for Albuterol inhaler and Prednisone pills: 20mg BID, 2 10mg pills in morning and afternoon. THANKS!
Posted by Bryan Tandoc  on  Wed Mar 02, 2005  at  02:40 PM
I am not happy that my son got sick my SECOND week of a new job,that I happen to love....I am recently divorced so the ex was nowhere to be found. Ineed apiece of paper saying i took him to doctor. PLEASE HELP ME THE NOTE WOULD BE FOR JOSHUA BILLINGTON
Posted by DICKIE  on  Wed Mar 02, 2005  at  04:53 PM
I need a doctor's note stating that I was there for a check up. Thank you
Posted by Amira de Vera  on  Wed Mar 02, 2005  at  08:57 PM
i need a doc note saying that i had the flu from march 1-3
Posted by Brittany Tadlock  on  Thu Mar 03, 2005  at  01:55 PM
Hello. I need a doctor's note saying that my grandpa has been sick in the hospital so I haven't been able to come out to school. I need this note for 3/4/05.
Posted by Jason Choi  on  Thu Mar 03, 2005  at  06:47 PM
Hi, I need a note saying that the idiocy of the average person on the internet has driven me clinically insane (again) and therefore I am not responsible for my own actions (again) and I indeed did NOT know right from wrong when I was picked up with that stolen car, cocaine, and hookers (both dead and alive (AGAIN)).

Oh, and I had the flu on Valentine's Day, please tell Mom.
Posted by Rod  on  Fri Mar 04, 2005  at  12:20 AM
I need a doctors note anything regarding dizzyness, loss of appetite or stomach disorder. I hardly eat these days. Thanks
Posted by Paul Diosomito  on  Fri Mar 04, 2005  at  04:03 AM
I need a doctors note stating lose of appetite, dizzyness and body aches by 3/04/05 till 3/05/05. Thank you I'm having personal problems that needs immediate attention for myself.
Posted by Paul Diosomito  on  Fri Mar 04, 2005  at  04:08 AM
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