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I need a docotors note saying i missed school Jan 31st through feb 4th because i had the flu

I need a note saying that I was ill and will be returning to school on 2-24-05. I dont want to mess up my school year so please help.

I need a doctor's not to excuse me from work on Wednesday, February 16, 2005.

I need a note for Wensday 23 2005

To whom it may concern,
Please excuse Alejandro Lopez from work.
He has volunteered to expierement a new Male preformance enhancing drug due to complication in current relationship. I realize that this is a inconvinience, but you can direct your questions to http://[email protected].

Thank you.

I need a doctors note to excuse me for february 21, 2005 to Feb. 28, 2005.

I need a doctors note saying that I had a miscarriage on 25 th of February at school.

I need a doctors note for 2/25/05- 2/26/05 I told them I was having back spasms.

I need a note saying that u(my doctor) looked at my back and sair just a minor shift. and that u gave me some pain pills.

oh date being 2/26/05

i need a doctors notes saying I was seen in the clinic today 3-1-5 for f/u visit.

thanks

God, Brittany!

I need a doctor's note stating that my brother (Albert Tandoc) came in to the ER 3/2/2005 6:27AM for a severe asthma attack, was treated with an epinephrine shot, O2, respiratory therapy of Albuterol and Prednisone nebulizer for 4 hours; was discharged because he met his goal of 90% O2 Sat. and peak flow meter, and has a prescription for Albuterol inhaler and Prednisone pills: 20mg BID, 2 10mg pills in morning and afternoon. THANKS!

I am not happy that my son got sick my SECOND week of a new job,that I happen to love....I am recently divorced so the ex was nowhere to be found. Ineed apiece of paper saying i took him to doctor. PLEASE HELP ME THE NOTE WOULD BE FOR JOSHUA BILLINGTON

I need a doctor's note stating that I was there for a check up. Thank you

i need a doc note saying that i had the flu from march 1-3

Hello. I need a doctor's note saying that my grandpa has been sick in the hospital so I haven't been able to come out to school. I need this note for 3/4/05.

Hi, I need a note saying that the idiocy of the average person on the internet has driven me clinically insane (again) and therefore I am not responsible for my own actions (again) and I indeed did NOT know right from wrong when I was picked up with that stolen car, cocaine, and hookers (both dead and alive (AGAIN)).

Oh, and I had the flu on Valentine's Day, please tell Mom.

I need a doctors note anything regarding dizzyness, loss of appetite or stomach disorder. I hardly eat these days. Thanks

I need a doctors note stating lose of appetite, dizzyness and body aches by 3/04/05 till 3/05/05. Thank you I'm having personal problems that needs immediate attention for myself.

I need a note saying I am excussed from work on the 17th and 18th of this month. (march) ... I want to take a couple of days off with my daughter.. thank you!!

Hello I need a doctors note saying I had to stay out of work on Friday March 11th, Monday the 13th and Tuesday the 14th 2005 do to Chronic Migranes.


Thanks!

Avoid the Sun tomorrow, and Saturday... it's very important. Trust me. I don't have time to fully explain, but it involves The Cabbage. I've said too much.

Drinking orange juice will help, but it must be warm. Prunes are good- they'll help absorb the rebounding energens when The Extractor is uncoupled... I can say no more.

I need a doctor notice that says I have acute bronchitis and I will have to miss 10-14 days of work

I need a doctor'e note saying I can't type because I have no fingers.

I need a doctor's note saying I can't write any more fake doctor notes.

Acute bronchitis? Lucky! Mine's ugly as hell, so I keep it in the spare bedroom.

You know, if I keep it up, I might actually say someting funny on this thread.

Good luck Alex, I'm still waiting for my note from two weeks ago. Sheesh, this doc must be BUSY.

Hey guys after days of panic I found a website that has some pretty good samples. I could send you an attachment of the one I created for myself and you just take my name off and put yours and remove the amount of days and the condition. It has a doctors signature at the bottom so thing is this would have to be faxed to your employer or school so it wont be an original. Atleast thats what Im doing I will let you know tomorrow how it works out. If you would like this sample I have created Its gonna cost ya. Because I put lots of work into getting this together. So send me $5.48 via paypal to .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)

HA! The funny thing about carlos's post is that the only people who will ever read it are the ones smart enough to realize it is a joke and not just fire off a post begging for a stupid excuse.

"Yeah, carlos, I'll be sure to send you my cash, here, take it, I'm not smart enough to handle it myself anyway." - What carlos is hoping for

My grade depends on a sick note... please help! I had a horrible stomach virus, didnt see a dr. dont know what to do =(

i need a note saying i couldnt attent school because of flu from the the 14 MArch to the 18o f march

i need a doctors note saying that i went to visit my grandma in the hospital 3-30-05

i need a doctors note saying that i went to visit my grandma at the hospital on 3-20-05

I need A docotrs note that Says I have Injured my Ankle And that i wont be able to walk on it well for 2-3 weeks My Name Is William Gibson So rember my name on the docotrs note

I Need A note that says I Had The Flu on 3/23/05 till 3/26/05

I need a doctors note saying I was sick last thursday 3-17-05 due to female problems.

I need a doctors note saying that i was away thursday and friday march 17, 18 05 due to a sprained wrist

I need a note that says I was ill on Thursday March 17

i need a note that says i had pneumonia and an alergic reaction to the medication i was given for 2/2/05 to 4/18/05 please help i need this for school i hate this class but to pass i need this note

I need a note saying that all of these people requesting notes are morons.

No, wait, they've alreday proven it themselves.

Sorry to waste your time, doc.

Rod!!! Behave.

Now I need a note saying a mental condition caused me to post that last one.

Like, yesterday!

I'm sure that you know where to send it, as I have not given my address or ANY contact info...

i desperately need a doctor's note by the end of march 23rd(tonight) saying that i (Abhimanyu Rana) had flu, and could not attend school for 2 weeks from march 8th to march 22nd. the doctor should be from flushing NYC. THx, i really need it ASAP!!!

I need a excuse excuseing me from work from March 21 to March 26 2005 My name Nicholas S Farley

THIS IS FROM A REAL DOCTOR.

All of the people above (and below, knowing how well people read threads) really, really need a good excuse for not doing what they should have. Please excuse them from whatever.

Dr. Dolittle (but not as little as the people I wrote the note for do).

These guys better stop soon, I ran out of good jokes on this a while ago, if I ever had any.

I'd do the "jerk" post again, but nobody except the regulars would ever read it.
But it sure got good results last time, did it not?

😛

I wonder how many of these people are wondering where the hell their note is?

And how many have now failed the classes...

I need a doctors note saying that I could not attend class from Monday March 21 to Saturday March 26 2005 due to accute mononucleosis.

Or lost their jobs! They still don't appear to be listening...