Status: Tall Tales
I don't know when the
Chuck Norris facts first appeared on the internet. Many of you might already be aware of them. But just in case you're not, they're worth a look. Here's a few of the facts:
• Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
• The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
• If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
Chuck Norris
is aware of these "facts" being spread about him. So far, he has generously allowed their authors to live.
Comments
Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
remember kids.. when chuck norris farts entire cities are destoryed
If a tree falls in a forrest, does anybody hear it? Yes. Chuck Norris hears it.
There is no such thing as a lesbian. Only a woman who hasn't met Chuck Norris yet.
Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
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I bet someday there will be a nut that will kick poor Chuck Norris in the ass, just for so, because of everybody talking about it
And he won't be able to roundhouse kick and kill him because, realistically, that's illegal.
And then somebody will take a picture and post it on Google. Old un-updated Chuck Norris sites will look stupid(er) because there are millions of controdictions to popular jokes.
But whatever, go on with your stupid jokes and have fun. Buttbrains.
chuck norris went to the virgin islands and wen he left it was just the islands
yeah...so this is pointless...I think...
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*Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills people.
I am, indeed, Chuck Norris's love child.