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Blood Food
MosNews reports that researchers at the Voronezh State Technological Academy have perfected "a method for processing blood and turning it into food products such as milk, yogurt, chocolate, and coffee." Yum. Nothing like a cup of fresh-brewed blood coffee to start the morning right. You know it's just a matter of time now before we're all living on freeze-dried packets of this stuff while Charlton Heston runs around screaming 'Soylent Green is People!'
Posted by The Curator on Tue Jul 20, 2004

Just as interesting on MosNews was this story about the Russian "Michael Jackson" and the Russian "Liza Minelli." Who are married. To each other. Ew.
Posted by Miss Black  on  Tue Jul 20, 2004  at  01:13 PM

Here is a nice little story of soy sause made from human hair
Soy'lent sause is made from people's hair is the new scream.
Posted by Gunner  in  Nashville  on  Tue Jul 20, 2004  at  01:45 PM
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