Vampire Sites

Here's a couple of vampire-themed websites sent in by visitors. First we have the Federal Vampire and Zombie Agency. According to the blurb on the site, "From 1868 to 1975, the Federal Vampire & Zombie Agency (FVZA) was responsible for controlling the nation's vampire and zombie populations while overseeing scientific research into the undead. This site is a tribute to the men and women who served in the FVZA, especially the over 4000 Agents who lost their lives fighting to keep our country safe." And next we have The Temple of the Vampire. If you want to live forever, then all you have to do is join the temple. The catch is that in order to join you have to buy their book, The Vampire Bible. That's a good sales gimmick. I should try something like that for my book, such as if you want to achieve a state of absolute enlightenment, then you have to buy my book.

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Posted on Wed Oct 29, 2003



Comments

They aren't just making money off it. Getting a cryonics contract is a requirement for getting accepted into the TOV priesthood. They think that getting your corpse frozen is the same as living forever. Is that twisted or what? Even though no one has ever been successfully brought back from the dead, they push Cryonics memberships hardcore.

They even have a thread called "THE ROLL CALL OF TEMPLE IMMORTALS" on their message board that lists every member who has signed up.. unless of course, they spoke against Nemo and got banned.

I wonder if Nemo gets a commission from the Cryonics Institute for every head he gets to sign up from his organization. I'll bet my soul that he does.

Again.. Nemo??? What are your thoughts??? Come on.. I know you're reading this stuff. Talk to me. You're not at a loss for words Nemo, are you? You always have SOMETHING to say. I refuse to believe the TOV isn't reading this blog. It comes up in Google right under their own website.
Posted by SATAN!!!!!  on  Thu Mar 06, 2008  at  08:10 PM
SATAN, all of your comments and claims are true and I agree with you. I know you are not a liar.

BUT--don't forget that they tell their members that those who are not members and who talk about the Temple are LIARS.

Trying to argue with them or expose them is like dealing with christians. It is best to just let it go.

Maybe justice will be served someday and they will get what they deserve?

I think the best thing for those who have learned about the Temple the hard way is to just to let it all go and take your focus off of the injustice, learn from your experience, and get on with your lives.

Someday, something will eventually happen that will drive a stake through the heart of this group-mentality cult.

I think it will be funny when the door gets slammed in his face.

*slam*
Posted by Anonymous  on  Fri Mar 07, 2008  at  05:44 PM
Amen.. I mean.. praise the Devil for that reply, Anonymous. I could really care less about them. I'm just being bad again. Sometimes I just can't help it.
Posted by SATAN!!!!!  on  Fri Mar 07, 2008  at  08:46 PM
PS.. For the record, I was never actually a member of TOV. I knew someone who was though, and she gave me the complete "inside view" of the place. Luckily, she got out before they could control her mind completely. Thank the Devil.. aka ME.. for that. LOL!
Posted by SATAN!!!!!  on  Mon Mar 10, 2008  at  10:09 PM
I love vampyres...the idea thta they are real is so cool..and i live off it 😛 just kidding but i do like books involving them a lot
Posted by Sarah  on  Wed Mar 12, 2008  at  09:21 PM
Oh yeah, even though I never joined as a member, I did buy the book. I forgot that I mentioned that previously.

Hey Sarah, who do you think the coolest vampire is??? I think Lestat from Anne Rice's books is the best. He's my favorite all-time vampire. If it were possible to be a real vampire, I'd want to be Lestat.

If you ever get the chance, check out Fred Saberhagen's book called "The Dracula Tape." It's way cool because it tells the story from Dracula's point of view. I haven't read it in years, but I remember it was a good, interesting read.
Posted by SATAN!!!!!  on  Thu Mar 13, 2008  at  05:11 PM
i like Edward form Stephanie Meyers books...and Stephan from vampire diaries...but idk just all of the books i've read about Vampires peak my interest!
Posted by Sarah  on  Sun Mar 23, 2008  at  07:35 PM
It is interesting to see the number of people that are bugged by the fact that the TOV charge money.
First it is only $10 a month. Second if you do it for a year, it is only a $100.00
Most of you spend more than $10 a month on fast food.
For your money you get: Information.
Is it any good?
Who knows?
But to rip on them because they charge money for information is silly.
Can you learn all about what they talk about without spending any money?
No doubt.
Some would do it on theirown.
I have read words to the effect that
Posted by Helio  on  Thu Apr 03, 2008  at  05:52 AM
you don't just randomly wake up one day and say "Hey, I'm a vampire." You are either born with it or you are not. It is more like a disease. It isnt like movies where you go out and kill things for gallons of blood. But it can have very real consiquences if you actually have to disease. Do not make fun of things of which you have no real knowlage of. Go and find a website that will tell you about it....not a roleplaying website...a real information site. Sanguinarius.org should help and then decide what you believe.
Posted by Vamp  on  Thu Apr 03, 2008  at  09:00 PM
I do agree though that buying a book from a group or "cult" I should say isn't a good idea because it might not relate to you at all. Go online and find what you need. Looking online wont cost you anything and you wont be out 20$ if you dont find what your looking for
Posted by Vamp  on  Thu Apr 03, 2008  at  09:04 PM
Yes, it is $10 per month but then you are required to pay $30-$45 for all 6+ books. Then the Temple Ring and Medallion is also aprox $75.00 each (it pleases the undead hucksters if you buy them *smirk*). The last time I checked, it was aprox. $75 per Grade and there are at least 4 grades. They DO nickel and dime you to death.
And, the money forum has little info for those who are not wealthy. They only have information in it for rich members.
The website is a lot of hype and promises. Also, you can loose your membership real easy if you say or do the wrong thing.
Also their messageboard members stated in posts that one could not "insinuate" they had downloaded copyrighted mp3's or you would be banned.
Members on there are also very antagonistic and quick to find fault so they can get kudos with their huckster Nemo. I wouldn't be surprised if some lied on each other to show their loyalty.
They also claim the Temple is their to help find "lost family members". Why are their Family members lost and need to be found in the first place? I guess they are just like christians trying to save lost souls so they can get your money.
If you want to see how many others have wasted money then just go on EBAY and you can see the ex-members rings and books on there. Beware! Do not buy or own their books, if you are not a member because you will be cursed!
Also remember, if you are not a member then you hate life and do not want to be immortal.
Personally, I think the possibility of extending one's life through cryonics is not stupid if there is a small chance they could revive you in the future. So I disagree with other's sentiments here about cryonics being stupid. I suggest those here not to go on stereotypes and visit the cryonic institutes website and read their FAQ
Posted by Unknown  on  Fri Apr 04, 2008  at  03:44 PM
Here is their website from 2002: http://web.archive.org/web/20020331013610/http://vampiretemple.com/

Taken from: http://web.archive.org/web/*/http://www.vampiretemple.com
Posted by Private  on  Fri Apr 04, 2008  at  04:01 PM
Looks like the TOV recently cut all public access to their message board. I guess they got something to hide, now that certain elements are on the table for public scrutiny. Doesn't surprise me in the least. Back to the shadows for them all. That is where they belong, anyways. In the shadows. Hiding. Watching.
Posted by SATAN!!!!!  on  Mon Apr 07, 2008  at  10:49 PM
Here is when the Temple was first starting out on the net:

http://web.archive.org/web/*/http://pweb.netcom.com/~temple/index.html

You can easily track the evolution of their website using the Wayback Machine at http://www.archive.org

You can also do a search on their URL:www.vampiretemple.com on the Wayback Machine and see how they keep changing their site.

I have also found other old websites from the early 90's using this nifty little research tool.

I have noticed they have gone from saying vampires are "real" to telling everyone on their new site they are "metaphorical".

I think the Temple changing their website is only making themselves look worse and more suspicious.

I am still waiting on an ex-member to try and kill themselves while leaving a Temple card or vampire bible in a pool of their own vampire blood.

Just wait, it will happen sooner or later.
Posted by Private  on  Tue Apr 08, 2008  at  05:20 PM
On the previous links from the Wayback Machine I suggest that you highlight, copy and paste the URL into explorer or the website may not come up.

You can also try to trim out part of the URL to get it to pop up in the Wayback Machine's site. For example, trim out "http://pweb.netcom.com/~temple/index.html" and put it in their search field on the Wayback Machine.

I checked all of these links and they do work but they don't work if you click on them from off of these posts or this website.
Posted by Private  on  Tue Apr 08, 2008  at  05:32 PM
Its kinda funny how the TOV went from saying the vampyre evolves beyond the need for a physical body to now wanting to say Cyrogenics is now the way to true immortality.
Its really showing that they are saying one thing in their books,and promoting something else.
Posted by jax larue  on  Tue Apr 08, 2008  at  05:49 PM
Quote: "Its really showing that they are saying one thing in their books, and promoting something else."

I couldn't have said it better myself. Bravo!!!!

Their so-called "active membership" does not reflect their teachings even remotely.

People, don't take my word for it. Buy the books. Join the TOV. Pay for "active membership." Sell your souls to Nemo forevermore.

You'll see I'm right. SATAN wouldn't lie, now would he? Oh, never mind.
Posted by SATAN!!!!  on  Tue Apr 08, 2008  at  09:44 PM
Vampires may or may not be real. You will not find out the truth until you are bitten 😊
Posted by Misstress  on  Fri Apr 11, 2008  at  08:32 AM
I
Posted by Charles Ryder  on  Fri Apr 18, 2008  at  01:13 AM
i was passed a TOV card at a truck stop in anna texas last nite. when i visited the site it just seemed as if they have a bunch of general ideas not unknown to "humans" and they are packaged together under the name "vampirism" that had the cultist mentality of "buy the book, buy the faggy little rings, and we will help you live forever".

i guess everybody has to live by some code, we all have to buy some book (the bible, vampire or otherwise) and live our life based on the teaching.. godamn conformists. i am dissapointed at TOV for being so stupid.

i will continue to embrace my mortality becuase death is was makes life so exciting.. it would not be fun if you had untill the end of time to do everything. the fun is in squeezing all the good memorys and experences into a lifetime. living forever is overrated. thanx for reading.
Posted by ZaQ Fast  on  Sat Apr 19, 2008  at  09:31 AM
I'll bet the bloke who pimped you the bloody card had absolutely nothing to offer you, immortal or otherwise. Imagine, being an alleged immortal vampire? How do you spend your eternal life? By handing out bloody religious cards at some god damned truck stop in Texas. Yeah, that's the life for me! Where do I sign up? *joking*
Posted by Prince Charming  on  Sun Apr 27, 2008  at  11:16 PM
Hello everyone. I was visiting the website for the tov the other day and had a question that I just had to ask them! I'll copy and paste the email I sent them below:

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Hello. I was browsing your website and had a question about a section that I read. For the segment "Finally, active members have the option of meeting with one another in person in order to refine their skills. These occur both as small gatherings of local members and as larger seminars. These meetings occur around the world.
These services give our active members the resources needed to master their lives, which in turn gives them the opportunity to benefit from the scientific promise of immortality.", I think it's wonderful that direction and guidance can be found through your organization! In fact, I got a warm fuzzy feeling after I read that just knowing that you really do care. I'm sure there's plenty of members that were looking for someone to hold their hand and lead them in the right direction.

My question is, would you object to wearing rubber gloves while you're holding a member's hands when you guide them in the right direction? Some people don't want cooties.

Thanks a lot!
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I still haven't received an answer yet. I suppose that if I were immortal, then it wouldn't matter how long I had to wait... 😉
Posted by Sasspra  on  Sun May 04, 2008  at  07:55 AM
LOL! Vampire cooties. Can you get those from the cards too, you think?
Posted by Prince Charming  on  Sun May 04, 2008  at  11:55 PM
You probably could get cooties from the cards. You should go wash your hands now!
Posted by Sasspra  on  Mon May 05, 2008  at  04:49 AM
the true aspect of the vampiric temple is not to gimmick ppl in fact if walk to the temple and ask to join the give you the bible but i can understand the nievity of some ppl to think that the vampire temple is a money gimmick but if you look at it that way then so is the christian church when you become a member you have to go out and buy your own bible so in all sense and terms it is also a money gimmick so before you go out and start making accusations think first.
Posted by edwardtheimmortal  on  Thu May 08, 2008  at  11:55 AM
but seriuosly there are truvampires out there no we are not unded and no you cant kill us with stakes and garlic but the truth is there is an actual disease that if you do not ingest fresh plasma every so often you go into anaphelectic shock i had it when i was a kid but out grew it but sometimes i still do it just to please my own concience but in all i am i am a vampire. BOW BEFORE ME!!!! 🐍
Posted by edwardtheimmortal  on  Thu May 08, 2008  at  12:05 PM
If you ever see anyone bowing before you, it's probably someone trying to dodge the eggs being thrown at you.
Posted by Sasspra  on  Thu May 08, 2008  at  12:55 PM
Good one Sasspra. Eggs and rotten fruit.

Garlic won't kill him but it could leave a nasty bruise on his noggin.

MUST..... HAVE...... FRESH..... PLASMA.....
MUST..... HAVE...... FRESH..... PLASMA.....
MUST..... HAVE...... FRESH..... PLASMA.....

*insert hungry undead vampire groan here*
Posted by Prince Charming  on  Sun May 11, 2008  at  08:18 PM
Hi all,

I
Posted by Scott  on  Tue May 13, 2008  at  11:37 AM
hey ppl who have nothing better to do than to make fun of someone with a real disease are truly sick and twisted you would probably make fun of someone with cancer too huh? well then shut up hoes!
Posted by edwardtheimmortal  on  Tue May 13, 2008  at  11:39 AM
hey ppl who have nothing better to do than to make fun of someone with a real disease are truly sick and twisted you would probably make fun of someone with cancer too huh? well then shut up hoes!
Posted by edwardtheimmortal in ohio on Tue May 13, 2008 at 09:39 AM


For your information, I wasn't making fun of you because of a disease. I was making fun of your "Bow before me" comment. Here's a friendly piece of advice: If you want people to respect you, then you must respect others. I am under no obligation whatsoever to show respect to you. I will treat you as you treat me.
Posted by Sasspra  on  Tue May 13, 2008  at  11:53 AM
Hi all,

It
Posted by Scott  on  Tue May 13, 2008  at  02:35 PM
Looks like I missed the old bugger over here in London while he was out traveling the world, courtesy of all those suckers who send him money. Looks like he's living it up.
Posted by Prince Charming  on  Tue May 13, 2008  at  10:15 PM
To edwardtheimmortal: You may be right. I might make fun of someone with cancer, especially if they are a bloody fool like you. You go drink your fresh plasma and go on thinking you are Count Dracula. Your protests only validate your idiocy. Vampires are fake, you dumb ass.
Posted by Prince Charming  on  Tue May 13, 2008  at  10:23 PM
that bow before me part is off the vampire creed from the vampiric bible i just thought it would be funny to add it so dont bring me down for being who i am
Posted by edwardtheimmortal  on  Wed May 14, 2008  at  11:08 AM
Any "real" vampire wouldn't care about what their so-called prey thought of them. Does the wolf care about what the sheep is thinking about as it rips its throat apart? Bloody hell not. As long as you don't try to partake of my "fresh plasma" *LOL* or hand me one of them cootie-infested vampire cards you can do whatever you like.

Or...

Maybe our little "barbs" are shedding some lucidity into your otherwise unbridled delusions that you are a vampire. That shred of reality could be what's "bringing you down" as you say. Maybe your "vampire reality" is no more stable than a bloody house of cards. What say you, immortal?
Posted by Prince Charming  on  Wed May 14, 2008  at  10:05 PM
i never said i was a true vampire but look up vampire in the dictionary it will validate my claims and whoevewr said i was a part of the vampiric temple i just took one of thier books
Posted by edwardtheimmortal  on  Thu May 15, 2008  at  09:11 AM
So we've now established that you're actually just another internet vampire wannabe, who coincidently, can't type worth diddly-squat.

Bow down before me.. Fresh plasma.. Cootie cards.. Where do these bloody people come from? Never mind. I'd rather you didn't tell me. LOL!!!!!
Posted by Prince Charming  on  Thu May 15, 2008  at  10:05 PM
well you had told me earlier that in order for ppl to respect me i have to show respect the same thing can be said to you. Even the strongest oak is blown over by a mighty wind. you have built up your strength on here by tearing other people down therein lies your mistake, the tower of babble was built to reach heaven but in the end it fell and was defeated. so shall you be. the first comment i made has still been avoided because i spoke truth, and you dont want to admit it so you went after my second one. you are as weak as a newborn mouse unable to stand without falling. just to let you know i do nat wanna be a vampire nor am i an internet wannabe i am one who is misunderstood. remeber this before you make a sarcastic remark about me again.
Posted by edwardtheimmortal  on  Fri May 16, 2008  at  09:39 AM
LOL! I'm just having some fun here. See, there is an underlying joke going on here in this blog, and you are part of the punch line.

You are proving the very point of how idiotic you people are.

Your word don't actually effect me whatsoever. I already know that you are a retard. What harm can the thoughts of a retard do to me?

Now go cry to your mommy, you bloody idiot.
Posted by Prince Charming  on  Fri May 16, 2008  at  12:10 PM
no the only retarded person in here is you
Posted by edwardtheimmortal  on  Mon May 19, 2008  at  12:07 PM
Good comeback. I'll bet it took a lot of hardcore, non-retarded brain power to come up with that.

You're just mad because you came on here pretending to be a TOV member and were then unmasked.

Then you pretended to be a vampire with some "medical condition" and were unmasked again.

In the end, you say you're not a vampire at all and don't even have a desire to be one.

The truth is, you're full of it. If you're going to fight a verbal battle, at least know what the hell you are fighting for.

You should go join this TOV. From all that I've read here in this blog, you'll fit right in with all the lost little sheep there. I'm sure their leader will welcome you with open arms and even hand you a tissue.
Posted by Prince Charming  on  Tue May 20, 2008  at  11:00 PM
ToV? Isn't that the group that has the hierarchy from CoS as members, even though it is a pure white light religion?

Well, after Satanic Scriptures, I can't very well say that the CoS Hierarchy isn't white light; but that's another point for another post at some other time. I'm so sure I'm just confusing "sarcasm" with literalness. Peter, of course, would never say "We Satanists" and mean it that way.

I've seen no clannish behavior from him, or his group of Jewish friends...ok, I'm lying now.

Maybe the Elite should come on over here, from both groups, and "defend" themselves. Or maybe bash some poor fellow for having a tattoo of someone they dislike, or whatever it is the Elite do now-a-days.

Vampires? No. Energy? Of course. Undead Gods? Ok, did Romero help you with that one Nemo?

I've read ALL of the ToV literature. Lucky for me I knew someone who made it to their inner circle. He was kind enough to share all of the books with me.

In one word, it is all shit.
Posted by Detrevni Diatribe  on  Wed May 21, 2008  at  09:07 AM
you say that i am a retard on here the ones who say that usually do not have the mental compacity to dress themselves in the morning i never claimed to be in the tov but my condition is real and yes i am looking for a cure, you said that the condition was "unmasked" show me the proof of this. One more thing if I am so retarded the how can I explain the theory of relitivity to my science teacher leaving him baffled, I would really like to see you try to explain it to me and get it right without looking up the internet.
Posted by edwardtheimmortal  on  Wed May 21, 2008  at  12:20 PM
Edward, quite frankly, you leave me baffled too.
Posted by Prince Charming  on  Fri May 23, 2008  at  10:53 PM
your mind is not able to grasp the complexity of mine therefore you are baffled because it moves at exatly 1% of the normal human running compacity, adn you call me a retard, hah. you think because yuor english your smarter than me well to put it frankly, Which side won the revolutionary war? exactly my country did, because of what you are doing now, thinking they were smarter than their american colonists, underestimating their will to fight and their stratigem. so next time think before you speak
Posted by edwardtheimmortal  on  Mon May 26, 2008  at  02:22 PM
Edward, remind yourself of the Two Great Laws of The Alliance: "Keep secret your ways from the Humes", and "let not our pact be broken". You must honor the agreement before our peoples risk being hunted again. The Elders of both Houses set these laws in stone and blood, and they must be observed, or all is threatened. Compose yourself, child of the Dragon, and stay thy forked tongue.
Posted by Hairy Houdini  on  Mon May 26, 2008  at  03:16 PM
what the heck are you talking about man?
Posted by edwardtheimmortal  on  Tue May 27, 2008  at  11:11 AM
That's the way, feign ignorance, never let on. They cannot know the truth, ever. I will relay your rededication to the pact, for the Elders of The Moon await my report, and in their stead, I offer my gratitude. Hunt well, son of the Impaler.
Posted by Hairy Houdini  on  Tue May 27, 2008  at  12:55 PM
I suppose that if he actually were a tov member, then he would know what you are talking about.
Posted by Sasspra  on  Tue May 27, 2008  at  01:31 PM
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