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I'll bet the bloke who pimped you the bloody card had absolutely nothing to offer you, immortal or otherwise. Imagine, being an alleged immortal vampire? How do you spend your eternal life? By handing out bloody religious cards at some god damned truck stop in Texas. Yeah, that's the life for me! Where do I sign up? *joking*

Hello everyone. I was visiting the website for the tov the other day and had a question that I just had to ask them! I'll copy and paste the email I sent them below:

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Hello. I was browsing your website and had a question about a section that I read. For the segment "Finally, active members have the option of meeting with one another in person in order to refine their skills. These occur both as small gatherings of local members and as larger seminars. These meetings occur around the world.
These services give our active members the resources needed to master their lives, which in turn gives them the opportunity to benefit from the scientific promise of immortality.", I think it's wonderful that direction and guidance can be found through your organization! In fact, I got a warm fuzzy feeling after I read that just knowing that you really do care. I'm sure there's plenty of members that were looking for someone to hold their hand and lead them in the right direction.

My question is, would you object to wearing rubber gloves while you're holding a member's hands when you guide them in the right direction? Some people don't want cooties.

Thanks a lot!
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I still haven't received an answer yet. I suppose that if I were immortal, then it wouldn't matter how long I had to wait... 😉

LOL! Vampire cooties. Can you get those from the cards too, you think?

You probably could get cooties from the cards. You should go wash your hands now!

the true aspect of the vampiric temple is not to gimmick ppl in fact if walk to the temple and ask to join the give you the bible but i can understand the nievity of some ppl to think that the vampire temple is a money gimmick but if you look at it that way then so is the christian church when you become a member you have to go out and buy your own bible so in all sense and terms it is also a money gimmick so before you go out and start making accusations think first.

but seriuosly there are truvampires out there no we are not unded and no you cant kill us with stakes and garlic but the truth is there is an actual disease that if you do not ingest fresh plasma every so often you go into anaphelectic shock i had it when i was a kid but out grew it but sometimes i still do it just to please my own concience but in all i am i am a vampire. BOW BEFORE ME!!!! 🐍

If you ever see anyone bowing before you, it's probably someone trying to dodge the eggs being thrown at you.

Good one Sasspra. Eggs and rotten fruit.

Garlic won't kill him but it could leave a nasty bruise on his noggin.

MUST..... HAVE...... FRESH..... PLASMA.....
MUST..... HAVE...... FRESH..... PLASMA.....
MUST..... HAVE...... FRESH..... PLASMA.....

*insert hungry undead vampire groan here*

Hi all,

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hey ppl who have nothing better to do than to make fun of someone with a real disease are truly sick and twisted you would probably make fun of someone with cancer too huh? well then shut up hoes!

hey ppl who have nothing better to do than to make fun of someone with a real disease are truly sick and twisted you would probably make fun of someone with cancer too huh? well then shut up hoes!
Posted by edwardtheimmortal in ohio on Tue May 13, 2008 at 09:39 AM


For your information, I wasn't making fun of you because of a disease. I was making fun of your "Bow before me" comment. Here's a friendly piece of advice: If you want people to respect you, then you must respect others. I am under no obligation whatsoever to show respect to you. I will treat you as you treat me.

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Looks like I missed the old bugger over here in London while he was out traveling the world, courtesy of all those suckers who send him money. Looks like he's living it up.

To edwardtheimmortal: You may be right. I might make fun of someone with cancer, especially if they are a bloody fool like you. You go drink your fresh plasma and go on thinking you are Count Dracula. Your protests only validate your idiocy. Vampires are fake, you dumb ass.

that bow before me part is off the vampire creed from the vampiric bible i just thought it would be funny to add it so dont bring me down for being who i am

Any "real" vampire wouldn't care about what their so-called prey thought of them. Does the wolf care about what the sheep is thinking about as it rips its throat apart? Bloody hell not. As long as you don't try to partake of my "fresh plasma" *LOL* or hand me one of them cootie-infested vampire cards you can do whatever you like.

Or...

Maybe our little "barbs" are shedding some lucidity into your otherwise unbridled delusions that you are a vampire. That shred of reality could be what's "bringing you down" as you say. Maybe your "vampire reality" is no more stable than a bloody house of cards. What say you, immortal?

i never said i was a true vampire but look up vampire in the dictionary it will validate my claims and whoevewr said i was a part of the vampiric temple i just took one of thier books

So we've now established that you're actually just another internet vampire wannabe, who coincidently, can't type worth diddly-squat.

Bow down before me.. Fresh plasma.. Cootie cards.. Where do these bloody people come from? Never mind. I'd rather you didn't tell me. LOL!!!!!

well you had told me earlier that in order for ppl to respect me i have to show respect the same thing can be said to you. Even the strongest oak is blown over by a mighty wind. you have built up your strength on here by tearing other people down therein lies your mistake, the tower of babble was built to reach heaven but in the end it fell and was defeated. so shall you be. the first comment i made has still been avoided because i spoke truth, and you dont want to admit it so you went after my second one. you are as weak as a newborn mouse unable to stand without falling. just to let you know i do nat wanna be a vampire nor am i an internet wannabe i am one who is misunderstood. remeber this before you make a sarcastic remark about me again.

LOL! I'm just having some fun here. See, there is an underlying joke going on here in this blog, and you are part of the punch line.

You are proving the very point of how idiotic you people are.

Your word don't actually effect me whatsoever. I already know that you are a retard. What harm can the thoughts of a retard do to me?

Now go cry to your mommy, you bloody idiot.

no the only retarded person in here is you

Good comeback. I'll bet it took a lot of hardcore, non-retarded brain power to come up with that.

You're just mad because you came on here pretending to be a TOV member and were then unmasked.

Then you pretended to be a vampire with some "medical condition" and were unmasked again.

In the end, you say you're not a vampire at all and don't even have a desire to be one.

The truth is, you're full of it. If you're going to fight a verbal battle, at least know what the hell you are fighting for.

You should go join this TOV. From all that I've read here in this blog, you'll fit right in with all the lost little sheep there. I'm sure their leader will welcome you with open arms and even hand you a tissue.

ToV? Isn't that the group that has the hierarchy from CoS as members, even though it is a pure white light religion?

Well, after Satanic Scriptures, I can't very well say that the CoS Hierarchy isn't white light; but that's another point for another post at some other time. I'm so sure I'm just confusing "sarcasm" with literalness. Peter, of course, would never say "We Satanists" and mean it that way.

I've seen no clannish behavior from him, or his group of Jewish friends...ok, I'm lying now.

Maybe the Elite should come on over here, from both groups, and "defend" themselves. Or maybe bash some poor fellow for having a tattoo of someone they dislike, or whatever it is the Elite do now-a-days.

Vampires? No. Energy? Of course. Undead Gods? Ok, did Romero help you with that one Nemo?

I've read ALL of the ToV literature. Lucky for me I knew someone who made it to their inner circle. He was kind enough to share all of the books with me.

In one word, it is all shit.

you say that i am a retard on here the ones who say that usually do not have the mental compacity to dress themselves in the morning i never claimed to be in the tov but my condition is real and yes i am looking for a cure, you said that the condition was "unmasked" show me the proof of this. One more thing if I am so retarded the how can I explain the theory of relitivity to my science teacher leaving him baffled, I would really like to see you try to explain it to me and get it right without looking up the internet.

Edward, quite frankly, you leave me baffled too.

your mind is not able to grasp the complexity of mine therefore you are baffled because it moves at exatly 1% of the normal human running compacity, adn you call me a retard, hah. you think because yuor english your smarter than me well to put it frankly, Which side won the revolutionary war? exactly my country did, because of what you are doing now, thinking they were smarter than their american colonists, underestimating their will to fight and their stratigem. so next time think before you speak

Edward, remind yourself of the Two Great Laws of The Alliance: "Keep secret your ways from the Humes", and "let not our pact be broken". You must honor the agreement before our peoples risk being hunted again. The Elders of both Houses set these laws in stone and blood, and they must be observed, or all is threatened. Compose yourself, child of the Dragon, and stay thy forked tongue.

what the heck are you talking about man?

That's the way, feign ignorance, never let on. They cannot know the truth, ever. I will relay your rededication to the pact, for the Elders of The Moon await my report, and in their stead, I offer my gratitude. Hunt well, son of the Impaler.

I suppose that if he actually were a tov member, then he would know what you are talking about.

Agents of Nocturne, you must wait for the sign, open the seals, and enact the Protocols. The scrolls must then be burned, and all tablets broken to dust. So commands the pact that must not be broken. The sign is nigh... listen to the Earth... our time is come

We'll have cake. It'll be nice. Some Stella D'oro maybe, or Carvel's. No- Entenman's. Better

ok dude i have no clue who the elders of the moon are but I have no clue how you guys think i am i have not even joined the dragul clan so how did you even found me

Wow, Jo. Who urinated in your cereal? You appear in writing to be a very frustrated herdling. Can you not think for yourself? Oh, wait, of course you can't. Your a sheeple. You know nothing about that which you gripe about like a little spoiled beeeatch. As I hover over your grave laughing and saying "You look really smart now, don't you?" I will remember your rantings and continue to laugh. Believe what you want. No one is twisting your little dieing arm. Do some real research, next time. Additionally, continue your life in your slow soon to "Die at a ripe old age" ranting like someone took you favorite toy. You obviously expect instant gratification and "Something for nothing".
Thank you for demonstrating here what a complete loser you are, Jo. If that is your real name.

Edward.. I meant that you baffle me in a retarded sort of way. There is no complexity there in your mind.. just a little man lost in his little world.. overwhelmed by his own retardation. You are not a vampire.. Your only disease exists in within your own thought processes. There are no vampires and no one needs to drink human blood to survive. You are completely deluded.

Hairy Houdini.. you're not making any sense at all, mate. Sounds like you've been talking to that Nemo character.

Sasspra.. I like you!

"Nuff said.

Eddie. If you're from Ohio and being so smart, why is your english so bad? I'm also sceptic about your claims of posessing an enormous brain, as most of the Mensa people I know don't feel it nescessary to point that out all the time. And please don't claim to have suffered from Porphyra. If you cannot remember the name of such a lifethreatening disease, not knowing the name of the disease you have... suffered from seems rather unlikely. Poseur.

Dario. Thank you for your kind words. Seems like there's still some sense in part of the human race.

Houdini. Good one.


I wish more people would do some proper research instead of either indiscriminately believing everything, or ignoring all not fitting into their own little world.

I've studied vampires since '82, and there's a reason why I haven't aborted my research. And I've occasionally run into TOV since '92. First the claim was to have a network with contact to vampires posessing physical form. About 10 years later I notice the vampires are spirit forms, summoned by pseudo-magickal rituals. Aleistar Crowley would've been rofling madly, had he still been here. Now technological advancement curves take a prominent seat in the TOV dogma. While the vampire is said to be eternal, denied rest or ascension, the TOV view of their focal point seems to change at an amusing pace.

Sasspra.. I like you!

"Nuff said.
Posted by Prince Charming in London, England on Fri May 30, 2008 at 08:43 PM


Thank you, Prince Charming! I like you too and it's nice to see that you and others here are able to sift through the posts and see them for what they really are.

Detrevni Diatribe, Sand in Somewhere, you have not read a thing in Temple litterature that you could wrap your little sheeple brain around. I find you full of crap when you state you have read ALL Temple litterature as anyone in the higher circles would have completed so much by then they would never share it. Did they give you access to their login and password? Why aren't you posting your sheeple rantings there? 99% of the sheeple "bleating" I read here is so un-informed it keeps me amused. Thank you for your contributions at keeping the sheeple confused, scared, and best of all in dis-belief as to the ToV.
Thank you for keeping Me laughing at you all as well. This is most amusing.
Please keep kidding yourselves so you can sleep at night. That is another sheeple contribution I appreciate.
Yes, I do expect some kind of ranting back towards me about this post. I do like to laugh at you all though. Sleep well.

Wait for the signal. Be ready- it comes soon. The Next Cycle will be in our hands. When the silver bird lands in the nest, the sun will cry and close their eyes, and the prophecies will come to be. Be ready, it is near

Houdini, why do you disclose so much to these unworthy sheep? Your not going to disclose "Planet X" and other such things, are you? Just let it all go. They will learn in our good time. I like your quotes, especially the way they are vaugue. Excellent work. None of these "people" need know their true world.

All talk... No vampires... REAL ONES, ANYWAYS.

You're all full of shit. Funny, you think your precious "teachings" are so secret, yet they are easily obtainable to those who know where to look.

Your "9 Laws Of Magic" are pure gibberish... poppycock.

Imagine swearing your soul to serve Nemo forever, only to find his "magic" is nothing but pure crap????? Oh wow... where do you apply for a refund????? Oh, I almost forgot..... the Temple of the Vampire doesn't give refunds, even if their "product" fails to produce the startling "results" they promise, such as physical immortality.

You've all been had... Suckers, wake up and smell the bullshit.

Like_It_Matters in Washington: What are you, Nemo's bitch????? It's only a matter of time before the ToV crumbles of it's own idiocy.

Mark my words: Anyone searching "Temple of the Vampire" is going to find this blog. The truth is all right here.

Now, kindly go flock yourself, you fake, vampire wannabe. Your "true world" is a delusion... A scam created by the sadly non-present Nemo.

A rant? No, just a quiet snicker. Trolls are so amusing at times.

The bird nears the nest... wait for it... all eyes will be opened, some never to see again... the tongue of flame will burn darkly... very soon now... wait for it, be ready

The spider's eye has 12 children today, thirteen under the last moon... the time nears... the last offering was but one of many to come... wair for it

The bird nears the nest... wait for it... all eyes will be opened, some never to see again... the tongue of flame will burn darkly... very soon now... wait for it, be ready
Posted by Hairy Houdini on Sun Jun 01, 2008 at 06:39 AM
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The spider's eye has 12 children today, thirteen under the last moon... the time nears... the last offering was but one of many to come... wair for it
Posted by Hairy Houdini on Sun Jun 01, 2008 at 06:55 AM


From the far-out nature of your posts, I see that you've finally launched into orbit. Will you let us know when the shuttle lands?

On the other hand, it seems LIM wants some verbal fencing. Too bad he isn't armed. Let's have a little fun, then...

"Detrevni Diatribe, Sand in Somewhere, you have not read a thing in Temple litterature that you could wrap your little sheeple brain around. I find you full of crap when you state you have read ALL Temple litterature as anyone in the higher circles would have completed so much by then they would never share it."

Odd. I never recall mentioning I've analyzed ALL their texts. And I never claimed getting them from someone else. It's quite easy to gain entry into TOV, btw.

"Did they give you access to their login and password?"

When in possession of enough information to make a proper assessment? Why? It's useless compared to other techniques. And ToGD has better thought out rituals than this, and since they started out as a moneymaking scam, then double the joke, harhar.

"Why aren't you posting your sheeple rantings there?"

Because doing that would simly lead to the removal of the posts and termination of the account. Didn't think that one through, did you? Or are you just ignorant of ToV policy?

"99% of the sheeple "bleating" I read here is so un-informed it keeps me amused."

I'd say 70-ish, though I rarely find ignorance amusing. Guess it makes you feel good, though.

"Thank you for your contributions at keeping the sheeple confused, scared, and best of all in dis-belief as to the ToV."

Seems like that's your job, though your skills as a demagogue seems rather inadequete at the moment. And you got it mixed up a bit. Shouldn't it be "complacent" instead of "scared"? I mean, if non-ToV people believed the Shurpu Kishpu, they might be a wee bit upset.

But in the end, your rambling seems more like a defence of the ToV, so you seem to have your priorities mixed up. Enlighten or confound?

"Thank you for keeping Me laughing at you all as well. This is most amusing."

Yes. You must feel good about yourself. You are after all... special.

"Please keep kidding yourselves so you can sleep at night. That is another sheeple contribution I appreciate."

Yet you try to convince us, that you're a predator and others are food? So much for secrecy.

"Yes, I do expect some kind of ranting back towards me about this post. I do like to laugh at you all though."

Umm... You're repeating yourself.

"Sleep well."

Goodnight, sweet prince. May flights of devils bring you to your rest. Pfffffh...


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Like_It_Matters in Washington on Sat May 31, 2008 at 11:09 AM


So the question is: Is LIM a devout ToV member or just a troll? Drone or pest? Does it matter?



Well, I provided some links on the first page for those with interest in vampires and/or the occult. Should shave 2-5 years off studies done on your own.

"The bird nears the nest... wait for it... all eyes will be opened, some never to see again... the tongue of flame will burn darkly... very soon now... wait for it, be ready Posted by Hairy Houdini on Sun Jun 01, 2008 at 06:39 AM"

"The spider's eye has 12 children today, thirteen under the last moon... the time nears... the last offering was but one of many to come... wair for it Posted by Hairy Houdini on Sun Jun 01, 2008 at 06:55 AM"

Wair for it????? LMAO!!!!! Your "threats" seem like something out of a children's book. I'm sure the whole of humanity will be shaking in their boots after reading those "warnings." LOL!

I see some people still don't get the joke, though it is getting a bit stale by now.

Sand in Yep, You are so predictable. What makes you so frustrated is people aren't just blindly following what you or the idiots on here are trying to get everyone to believe. You probably thought to yourself one day, "Gee, I found a website where I may get some sympathy from (trolls and drones?) because my ass hurts and I dont understand things. Then I can convince them I am intelligent, then they would have to follow what I say." waa waa little beeeatch. Go back to licking yourself in your corner, "troll".
I bow to no one.

SATAN!!!!! in Up Nemo's Ass. I am sure that is where you would like to be. Scream my little beeatch. Your ass hurts, I see by reading your constant bleats. I never claimed any affiliation with tov. That's just your obsession. Deal with it. It wont pass if you don't let it go. Now, off to slaughter with you. Make sure you "flock yourself" on the way. Not everyone who is against what you write is tov. Wow, call a shrink.