Unfortunate Last Names

I work in a tradeshow office and one of my exhibitor's last names is Ahrenhoeresterbaeumer. My boss laughs at me all the time because I refuse to type it more than once. I always copy and paste.
also, my bf used to work w/ a guy named Harry Woodcock. no joke.

At my hometown, one of the local radio stations decided to haved "Weird Name Wednsday." A nurse who worked in maternity called in and spoke about twin girls whose mother had named them Syphilis and Gonorrhea(pronounced Si-phylis and Ganaria). There was another little girl named Pajama, pronounced Pa-ja-may. I feel especially sorry for the twins, though.

A VERY OLD WESTCHESTER COUNTY FAMILY IS NAMED OUTHOUSE. WHEN I WAS YOUNG THE PHONE BOOK HAD A LISTING OUTHOUSE, A PURDY

In Pennsylvania, the past president of the state financial aid agency, PHEAA, was named Richard Willey. He went by Dick, so he was known as Dick Willey...talk about a double phallic name. Kinda like Peter O'toole.

a friend of mine is a nurse at a local hospital and had a patient who didn't speak english and named her new-born baby Shithead pronounce (sha-theed)

I work with a guy named Jack Hard. And his fathers name is Dick Hard. My grandparents introduced me to a guy named Richard Cum, he pronouced his last name cuum

I worked at a place where one of our frequent clients was Proctor Coffin. My niece's name is Mia Mann. We don't know why, and my sister STILL doesn't understand why this is bad. My grandfather's name was Zenas (and used to get mail addressed to everything from Zena to Zenith to Jesus), I had a great grandfather named Magnus and the woman living down the street from me growing up was named Casio. Better than all this was a girl I went to school with called P.J. or Jane. I asked her why she was called P.J. sometimes and Jane other times, and she said her actual name was Probably Jane, due to a clerical error at the hospital where she was born.

Under bizarre spellings, I went to school with a girl named Kjellander (pronounced Shellanda) and another girl named Kaijsa (pronouced Kai-sah).

Went to school with Merry & Melody Tune. At my company (at another branch) there's a Dick Likeness. And also a Mai Ho.

My ex-boyfriend's name is Stoney Walls. His two younger brothers are Adobe and Brick. I fell especially sorry for Brick because he really is big an not too bright.

Had a science teacher in high school. His name was Dick Pew! Students used to come into class singing the Skynard classic The Smell: "Ewww..that smell. Dick, where'd ya get that smell?"

There's a urologist in Toledo named Richard Tapper.
I met someone named Eric Shen in college.

a teacher at my school is mrs. dickie. her husbands name is harry. also, my dad works with someone named dick smalls.

A FRIEND OF MINE CALLED HIS DAUGHTER JUANA MARIE WHICH AS IT STANDS IS QUITE A NICE NAME BUT IF YOU TURN IT AROUND ITS MARIE JUANA.

I once worked for a guy named Dick Eaton.
Another woman I met at a trade show introduced herself as Fonda Peters. All I thought was
" I bet you are... "

I went to school with a girl named Susan Ridge.... uh huh!! people called her Sue ... we have a client at work who's name is Richard Cumming :-X

For the last few years I worked for a large data warehouse and we had a derogatory name flag in the database which is essential to avoid liability. I remember seeing the surname Christmas and it turned out that there are a few with the firstname of Mary.

I currently work for Ingersoll rand and in there email address book there is an employee called Backflush KRACK.
Also when i worked at GEC we had an employee named Gordon Bennett.
I also have a friend whos mother knows a lady called Annette Curtain.

My husband informs me that he works with a man named Cliff Ball. When Cliff's son was born, Cliff thought he had it all worked out so that his son would never be made fun of. Apparently, Cliff was wrong. He named is son Zachary, which the hospital shortened on the baby's ID bracelet to "BALL, ZACH." Think about it.
I also know some boys with weird names: Coco Choctl, Sudro Brown, Jr. (yes, it would appear there was more than boy named Sue), and Huckle May.

I went to elementary school with a guy Named Mike Hunt....I swear, no joke.

I went to college with a Christine Hordyke. She got
married and now her last name is Ix.

There's a dude in Las Vegas named Richard Bonar who ran for office serveral years back, about 1994. His signs all said "Dick Bonar for...". I don't remember the office. He didn't have to clean up his signs after the election because college kids stole them all.

The Principal of the high school I went to was named Mr. Hunt. He named his son Michael. Poor Mike.

I went to work with a girl whose name was Chris Carriage but hew name tags and notices always appeared without her Given initial as Miss Carriage

When I worked in California, there was a little Vietnamese gal that worked in assembly, her married last name was Ho....her first name was Myy.

Doug you work for horiba don't you...I know mai ho and dick likeness

In Deadwood, South Dakota, there is a "Caput Funeral Home".

Askold is a common slavic and perhaps scandinavian name. There's an immigrant ukrainian handyman in upstate new york with a last name of "Kulas" (not a particularly unusual last name). Put it together you get Asskold Kulas - pronounced (correctly) "ass cold, cool ass".

Had a girl who worked for me named Shelly Long...she introduced me to her father...Richard Long... he was a car salesmen....he grabbed my hand shook it and said "Dick Long" at your service.....i thought... no thanks but said Good for you Dick!

i dont get it.....mike hunt....what?

My mother used to tell me about a shoolmate she had back in the 30's - Ophelia Pratt. I once server in the Air Force Reserve with a SSgt Dick Hunter. I also lived in Amarillo, TX where there is the Boxwell Brothers Funeral Home.

Rachel, mike hunt = my cunt

The instructor in my German class used to call on the students by as Mr. or Miss. "Herr Lipp" used to regularly invite class chuckles at my expense.

Well, I know a czech girl whose name is Andrea Kocka. Her father's name is Raimund Kocka... Now, since we speak french around here, we first took it as 'coca', but when we learned english, we found another funny meaning to it...

My best friend's name is Terrilynn Dyck (pronounced "dick"). Her older brother's name is Harry.

Slightly tangential remark: There's a football player for the University of Wisconsin named Joey Boese; his last name rhymes with "Jos̩". I also know a Boese family who pronounce it to rhyme with "daze". Hooray for America the melting pot, I guess....

I used to work with a guy named Richard Best. Otherwise known as Dick Best. I always wondered if he liked dick best, but i'm sure he was a dick.
Also knew a woman named Honor Roll. (no joke for this one)

I knew a girl called Ann Al. She was very tormented.

In Denmark there are several families called Hundsballe. In Swedish it means dog testicles. I also read about a Chinese family who decided to name their newborn son after that year's most important events. They named him Saddam Sars.

There is a local radio personality in Dallas named Richard Hunter, who goes by the name "Big Dick" Hunter on the air--no joke.

In the late 1960's I worked with a man named Richard Bone, but of course every body called him Dick.

We received a check at work on day. The name on it was Woodrow (Woody) Pfister. He had Woody put on it in ().

My pediatrician's name was Dr. Stacik. Pronounced "stay-sick".

My friend has a Doctor called Wakendorf and my name is Chandler Dear and for some reason people think its funny. I also know a guy named Sam Choo and his cousins name is Tai Mai Choo. I know Harry Bush and get this my friends has a named brother named Rebecca Charles Parker and everyone refuses to call him by his middle name

I knew a girl whose first name was Christmas. Then, she married a man whose last name was Carroll.

I went to school with a girl who's last name was dick. Her fathers name was Richard, but he liked being called dick better, so his name was Dick Dick. In the same grade there was this guy name Richard Burns. One day in study hall the teacher was calling attendence and yelled out DICK BURNS, and the kid ran out crying. And no joke there is a Family in my town who's last name is Mann. They have 2 daughters named Anita, and Ivana. I thought it was a joke when I saw there names one year in a year book. Seaford is definately the place to find an Odd name.

i have a friend named anna lichtenfeldt (licked and felt) and she says that it was pretty awful for her in junior high.

Dung Truc

A Vietnamese girl who lived in Slusher Tower dormitory at Virginia Tech back in '88.

I've run into some good ones. My mother works as a medical receptionist, so I get to see some great files, including: Krystal Chandalier, Tara Dactle, and Michael Angelo. But the best I've heard was a Middle Eastern fella my grandfather worked with -- a Mr. Anal Shithole (uh-NAHL shee-TOHL-eh).

Working at the City Council electorate division, one man wanted his first name listing changed from "Dick" to "Richard." His last name was "Whacker."

:P No joke, in Rockford, IL there is an Oral Surgeon named Dr. Wonderlick.
Peoria, IL used to have an OB/Gynecologist named Dr. Puscheck.
And Bloomington, IL has a Urologist named Dr. Leak.