Gay Penguin for America —
If you're one of those undecided voters who can't make up their mind whether to vote for Bush, Kerry, Nader, or HRM Caesar St. Augustine de Buonaparte
, then here's a fifth candidate you might want to consider: Gay Penguin
. As Gay Penguin's website explains, "Gay Penguin is a homosexual penguin. He is incapable of speaking, of signing laws and bills, and perhaps even incapable of abstract thought."
His site then goes on to ask you to "Imagine a world where America has been ruled by a Gay…