Status: Tall Tales
I don't know when the
Chuck Norris facts first appeared on the internet. Many of you might already be aware of them. But just in case you're not, they're worth a look. Here's a few of the facts:
• Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
• The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
• If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
Chuck Norris
is aware of these "facts" being spread about him. So far, he has generously allowed their authors to live.
Comments
Sorry little girl I didn't realize you liked jokes being repeated and repeated and repeated. Do you want me to repeat that? I will.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a nightlight, not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but on because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
(these are so stupid :rollseyes:)
Wayne King Hard said: "chuck norris sleeps with a night light not becos hes scared of the dark but because the dark is scared of chuck norris"
and
Chris Fitch said: "chuck norris sleeps with a nightlight,, not because chuck norris is afraid of the dark, but on because the dark is afraid of chuck norris."
Wow, these are some pretty smart people. They all seem to think a like. Too bad Sakano was the last one to post that. It seems Sakano can't really think for her self. Too bad.
Sakano only retold that joke to push your buttons because small-minded idiots are fun to fuck with.
"Sakano only retold that joke to push your buttons because small-minded idiots are fun to fuck with"
NAH!... Really? Sakano did that to push my buttons? Your quick.
"God, some people are such pathetic whiners"
hmmm...I wonder who's whining now? Take a guess Ace.
Actually little girl, I don't give a shit. You see, as you said, "small-minded idiots are fun to fuck with" You got that right ACEY!
ahhh, *laughter
But, but if you don't feed me I'll go away. NOOO!
ahhhhh *laughter
Don't feed me and I won't feed you.
and he is the only one who can stop it.
Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
remember kids.. when chuck norris farts entire cities are destoryed
If a tree falls in a forrest, does anybody hear it? Yes. Chuck Norris hears it.
There is no such thing as a lesbian. Only a woman who hasn't met Chuck Norris yet.
Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
http://chucknorrisfansretarded.ytmnd.com/
http://www.doctordelicious.com/littleknownfactsmain.html