Christmas Party Prank Gone Awry
In an otherwise dull story in the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette
about local school-district politics, one bizarre passage caught my eye:
The embattled Mento also sought to downplay his much-publicized conduct at last year's Christmas party, saying he blew up a bikini-clad doll as a harmless practical joke. An exact replica of the doll was displayed at the hearing, complete with the package labeled "Inflatable Fat Ass Party Doll"... All agreed that it took the superintendent about 15 minutes to inflate the doll and that many at the party were surprised at Mento's determination to finish the task.
"It took a long time. Someone joked about needing an ambulance because he might pass out," recalled Scott.
This is the kind of story where you know there's even more to it than they're telling here.
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