Vampire Sites

Here's a couple of vampire-themed websites sent in by visitors. First we have the Federal Vampire and Zombie Agency. According to the blurb on the site, "From 1868 to 1975, the Federal Vampire & Zombie Agency (FVZA) was responsible for controlling the nation's vampire and zombie populations while overseeing scientific research into the undead. This site is a tribute to the men and women who served in the FVZA, especially the over 4000 Agents who lost their lives fighting to keep our country safe." And next we have The Temple of the Vampire. If you want to live forever, then all you have to do is join the temple. The catch is that in order to join you have to buy their book, The Vampire Bible. That's a good sales gimmick. I should try something like that for my book, such as if you want to achieve a state of absolute enlightenment, then you have to buy my book.

Paranormal

Posted on Wed Oct 29, 2003



Comments

Anyone proud of any status they have reached would have to be in a psychotic and manic state, or sadly just very lonely or someone from the 'religion' trying to promote in a bizarre way more business for themselves.

Why is it, unlike other religions, that in order to reach a certain 'status' you are forced to pay the religion money ? To participate at all there is a minimum amount you must pay. Other religions may ask for donations but that is flexible and not mandatory. Other religions also dont require you to keep your involvement secret, but to be very open about it. What have they got to hide ?
Posted by antiVamp  on  Wed Aug 22, 2007  at  11:56 PM
umm well for starters, i dont believe vampirism is a religion, tht ToV bullshit is just tht, bullshit, however there are people who have a need for either blood or pranic/astral/psi energy or they could A)die...B)become depressed...C)have a mental breakdown and do sumthing either stupid or dangerous or both
these people are not immortal, they eat normal food and it tastes good, they can walk in sunlight though they may easily sunburn or be blinded by the light or have their mood effected in some way
if a bat can be parasitic off other creature's blood, why could there be a condition where a human was also forced to be parasitic?
these "Vampires" for lack of a better word are completely normal and functioning members of society, they have jobs and go to school and have children just like everyone else, just once in a while they like their steak incredibly rare or raw
i believe everyone has a right to their own opinions and no one should have to pay to talk to people with a similar mindset or belief system
some of them choose to take blood from a consenting adult donor, but roleplayers and false religious groups really need to stop because its very annoying

well there is my 5:33 AM after being up all night philosophy
if anyone has any questions my AIM is chicoine666,
and for more information about real vampires, visit http://www.sanguinarius.org
Posted by Mike  on  Sun Sep 23, 2007  at  04:32 AM
Dear Lord, Mike, grow up. I hate be rude, but these things simply are not true. There are no such thing as a vampires- only fools acting ridiculous because they think people will pay more attention to them if they behave like undead freaks.
Posted by Nick  on  Sun Oct 07, 2007  at  06:13 PM
like i sed, they arent undead
their body doesnt produce enough hemoglobin to sustain their lives
ever hear of hemophilia?
or anaemia for tht matter?
Posted by mike  on  Sun Oct 14, 2007  at  02:10 PM
oh ok get this bullshit, ok first off i have a life, a job a house a cat and dog, i told this nemo mother fucker that i got paid under the table for my job and he said i was involed in the black market, i'm here to tell you that, i'm on ssi and can only make up to $60.00 bucks or i loose my ssi check. so i had to break it down for him that i clean houses and offlices as my job and that i don't get paid on there time sheets and that the time that i do work goes onto my gfs time sheet and she gets the money and gives it to me for the time that i've worked, ya well this nemo's not very smart by the looks of things if he can just fly off the handle as he does without finding all the facts first, what a dumb fucker he is. i can sue his happy ass right now for slander. pisses me off, fuck him and his fake ass shit to the lowest bowls of hell. so he suppend my account at TOV for his fuck up, wow thats really smart you dumb bastard. you not smarter then me and you just go pissed off cuz you were wrong, grow up nemo and get some real balls, you childish motherfucker. maby i am a bit childish too but i still get my work done and done right, i can live with that, hell i've had a gf for 10 years and she loves me to death after all this time, so i must be doing something right. plus i took collage psyc 101 when i was 16, so i know all the little mind games people try to pull so i can tell you right now that he is full of himself, self deluted fucktard. that small enough for your tiny brain nemo the dumb ass fish, loser.
Posted by mick  on  Fri Oct 26, 2007  at  05:53 PM
and here's the email he sent me for the post above this one.

You posted in part: "...getting paid under the table for starters and
if thats what it takes for me to live then so be it."

Your complete post is reproduced below my signature.

This is against Temple Law as it advocates criminal activity.

It is illegal to participate in the black market.

I am suspending your membership as of now.

You will need to convince this Temple that you have abandoned this
line of thought to have your membership restored.

This is not an issue of debate.

Forever,

Nemo

You will have to totally abandon this line of thinking and action to
remain in the Temple.
--
Nemo
Internet Administrator
Temple of the Vampire
http://www.vampiretemple.com

still struggling, not in the least. i've had a girlfrend for 10 years
we have our own house, i pay all of my bills on time. My gf helped me
get a job and her boss says i do a better job then 3 girls combind,
i'm not lazy others just hold me back from doing what i love and i
would do anything even die as a mortal for them but i'd rather become
a vampire and thats what i'm working on, sucking lifeforce from my cat
and dog, my gfs dad and my gf. As far as the SSI thing goes, theres no
way out of it. but as in everthing there is an easy way to do things
as in getting money, like getting paid under the table for starters
and if thats what it takes for me to live then so be it. Now that
i've held a job for about 2 months, now i could not be happier. so as
you can see, if it takes ten bucks and a buttload of practice on the
nightside, it will be done. thats just too easy. if you have anymore
questions i'll be gald to get back to you on them. getting to know me
as a person is best before any kind of comments about me and my
personal life are made please and thank you its best left in the dark
for now, sence you are the system it will be no feat at all to find
out about me. i have no fear about becoming a vampire, i'm now making
it my lifes work. i will in time learn to feed off of humans, its just
a matter of time, cuz thats all i have left in this world. the rest of
my lifes work is now so easy its not even funny. i'm just as smart as
HP tech support and much easier to understand, i've studied collage
phyc 101 when i was 16 and the other teachers couldn't understand what
i was talking about and yet they let me pick what i wanted to learn
about and then grade me accordingly. So i know i the little mind games
that people that i've met before this try to do to me and they get mad
cuz they can't pull the wool over my eyes. which i has to hold my
toung and just laugh at them in my head, lol. so sence this is a
public thing i'll just have to let you get to know me. Smile your prey
is learing.

Humans are my prey and i will feed from there blood.

Have a good feeding.
Posted by mick  on  Fri Oct 26, 2007  at  06:06 PM
well i've sent him 2 letters and he's ignoring me, wow does he treat his family like that, beatting his wife or GF for that matter, hell i wouldn't put it past this guy thats into satan and stole the COS's guidlines and changed a few of the words around, but if you read the church of satan's site you'll see that its nothing more than the mirror affect. change this and that and beat my wife with a wiffel ball bat, to that end, sturring his pot of visions, while telling lies to the people that have weak wills and have nothing better to do. well i'm dropping out of the religion thing all togather, i have to get back to a real life with people that love me just for who and what i am, not to brain wash you into thinging other wise. They are real friends and not people out for a quick buck, speaking of which i think nemo's really pissed off cuz he found out i was on ssi and didn't think i can get him 10 bucks right when he wanted it, fuck that dude in the ear for all i care, they say that if you want to sell something lie your ass off to sell it. then the dead fish that he is makes a book, then sells it too, god's are for small minded people that have nothing to hold on to in this world so they just make it up as they go along, they always loose there followings sooner or later, its just a matter of time before he pisses of the wrong person, history shows us that all too well i might add. well peace the fuck out ya'll, hehe
Posted by mick  on  Sun Oct 28, 2007  at  08:32 AM
Finally, a posting devoted to naming this organization as a HOAX.

It's a well-orchestrated hoax, dare I say brilliant, but a hoax nonetheless. It
Posted by Watching Your Wallet  on  Sun Dec 09, 2007  at  08:44 PM
Oh boy, lookie what I found on a google search for "temple of the vampire" and it even comes up in the top ten. How auspicious!

Where, oh where, is the almighty, immortal vampire Nemo to set the record straight here regarding the Temple of the Vampire? One of his ambiguous replies would be absolutely perfect just about now.

Come, tell the world how your organization is not a complete and utter hoax. Tell us how you think you are all elite and above the rest of humanity. Tell us how you're going to physically live forever, though I've heard you're getting older by the day, just like everyone else. Only human, isn't that right?

Most important of all, please tell us how many members of your organization are actually over the age of say... I dunno... how about 400 years old. That would qualify as someone who has succeeded in physical immortality to some degree, or at the very least, outlived his fellow man. This request implies living, breathing candidates only please, who are also subscribing members to your website.

You don't have to even give any names. Just a number, a statistic will do. Even one person? Anyone? I'll bet the majority of your members are under the age of 35, no?

Is it true there are no real immortals amongst your membership ranks? Even someone over the age of 150 years old might stir up some vague curiosity and a sense of credibility on your behalf.

Tell us, is Lucas Martel an immortal vampire? Isn't he the gentleman that signs all the membership title contracts which you then revoke at your nearest convenience?

Are all the immortals so feeble they cannot type words on a keyboard? Come on! I want to meet an immortal vampire!!!!!

Hey, if you're really watching as you say, I'd have already met you, but alas, I have not. If you all were really watching, you'd stop me from typing these words. You're not watching at all. See, I'm still typing!!!!!

Your motto is "Test everything, believe nothing" but isn't it true that anyone who doesn't do exactly as they are ordered is forced out of the group? What happens when you test everything and discover it's just a bunch of bullshit?

We want answers!!!!! Tell us it isn't really just a money-making hoax, Nemo. Please!!!!!

For Satan's sake, please tell us.
Posted by SATAN!!!!!  on  Tue Dec 18, 2007  at  10:02 PM
u ppl got it all wrong. when i was a kid my tooth fell out and i put it under my pillow and the tooth fairy took it and left me a dollar and santa claus used to leave me presence under the x-mas tree every year until i stopped believing in them both. the undead gods are like that too. don't ever stop believing in them or they won't come anymore. if u make them mad they put curses on u like it says on the website somewhere. u can't prove they're not real just like u can't prove crop circles, ufos, and the easter bunny are not real either.
Posted by bob  on  Wed Dec 19, 2007  at  11:15 AM
i forgot to mention that undead gods are real scary too and feed on dead ppl who are lost and trying to get to heaven. i hope they don't feed on my mommy and daddy, but if i make it to adept before that i can become an undead god too and tell them no don't eat my mommy and daddy when they die because they should go to heaven.
Posted by bob  on  Wed Dec 19, 2007  at  07:59 PM
Being a vampire enthusiast, it was only natural that I would join TOV to further explore the world of vampirism. Unfortunately most of those people are kooks and what you discover after you join is that they have very little to do with actual vampires at all. It's mostly all new age gobbledygook cloaked in vampire trappings. Anyone interested in actual vampires will most likely find themselves disappointed, as it is more like a cult than anything else, and ironically these people who are so in tune with the failings of others cannot see past their own delusions or lack of critical thinking when it comes to their own religion. All TOV really cares about is getting your money. I really objected to how they claim to be an ancient religion when in fact they are only as ancient as the late 1980's. Anyone who believes in all the crap they are selling really needs to either re-evaluate their conclusions or get their heads examined. It's mostly fancy and very little fact, and certainly not worth paying a monthly fee to be involved with. There are much better resources available to anyone seeking knowledge about vampires. Don't believe everything they say, because they are making lots of money off your ignorance and spiritual bondage.
Posted by Not Your Friend  on  Sat Dec 22, 2007  at  03:48 PM
One of those tov people friend requested me at myspace with this on his page:

"I expect all those asking to be my friend and on my friends list to be responsible, adult members of society. I will not accept members to my friends list who condone acts which are illegal in this country or the country in which that potential "friend" resides. I do not and will never condone illegal, irresponsible behavior such as using illegal drugs, committing acts of unjustified violence, drinking blood, participating in cannibalism, or anything of that nature. Please note this before asking me to be your "friend." And if you are denied by me, this is likely the reason why I have done so. Thank you."

I was like, uhhh.. no thanks.

Does being a responsible adult entail pretending to be a vampire, too? If they don't take part in those activities listed, then why mention them at all? Why would I want to be friends with a person that appears to be fighting against these strange behavioral impulses?
Posted by David  on  Wed Jan 02, 2008  at  09:16 PM
The mentally deranged need love too!
Posted by Not Your Friend  on  Sun Jan 06, 2008  at  10:09 PM
They don't need love.. they need a dose of reality! There simply aren't any REAL vampires. Trust me!

Hey.. where is Nemo? Somebody find Nemo, for Satan's sake.
Posted by SATAN!!!!!  on  Sat Jan 12, 2008  at  05:08 PM
Within lies fact and fancy, truth and metaphor. Discriminate with care, about 9 posts above this one, did nemo discriminate with care, no for you people that are kinda slow upstairs. It was rude to ignore someone that was simply trying to explain his case to this nemo the dream master fake fucker, that took it wrong, by the look of detail put into the posts, hopefully more TOV members will come forth and expose this nemo person thats been with COS and then made the spin off to COS as TOV. One ex-member has shown proof of his lies. so we all know there 100's more out there, spread the word to protect your friends and loved ones from this person. but you mick were right to state your case, he would't last 5 mins in a court of law, fuck you nemo. you spolied prick. see your ass in court.

Start the anit-cos&tov;movement today right now!
Posted by Mick  on  Sun Jan 13, 2008  at  02:12 AM
actually, you cant sue him, u paid for a book and membership to a forum, not immortality. therefore if you got the book when you paid for it and acess to their forum when you paid for it you have no grounds for a lawsuit, and i have no idea what you have against the COS, they dont hurt anyone and actually fight for the taxation of all religiously affiliated organizations
Posted by bob  on  Sun Jan 13, 2008  at  02:45 PM
If only the COS would open it's eyes to the parasite sucking on it's own jugular, otherwise known as TOV, making otherwise intelligent folk appear foolish or otherwise naive (thanks for the word Linguasomething) for believing in vampiric fairy tales of imagined power and immortality.

Grow up already.

Okay, okay, I'll shut up now, though I am still waiting for the eternally "watching" vampires to intervene here and shed some of their ignorance on the discussion at hand. Where are the undead when you need them the most? I thought they were supposed to come when you summoned them.

ps. bob.. don't I know you from somewhere? Your soul seems awfully familiar to me.
Posted by SATAN!!!!!  on  Sun Jan 13, 2008  at  10:46 PM
pss. I did buy the Vampire Bible from the TOV. I'm calling and calling, but only my cat seems interested. No undead gods present. Just me, but that's all that really matters. Just go through all the TOV circles and pay all that money and you'll see that it's only you in the mirror after all.
Posted by SATAN!!!!!  on  Sun Jan 13, 2008  at  11:05 PM
the undead gods only come if u send nemo the money. that is part of the deal they have with him, tho i don't why they would need money if they are gods. maybe the money is for when they come back to rule over the ppl. as long as they don't eat my parents ghosts when they die and feed on their souls, i will welcome them and pay nemo every month so i can make it to adept and become a super vampire like him. he's my hero after all. if you just send him the money or do it thru paypal, the undead will come when you call. it's like a prepaid cell phone. if you don't pay first, you don't get any service. if you send the money, they come into your bedroom or shower and feed on you so you can become a vampire god like nemo, my hero. and no, satan, i don't think we've met unless you are undead like the undead gods who i worship and who will someday give me super powers cause i am very special and born to rise above other ppl. u can make fun all u want, but u can't prove i'm wrong. vampires are reeeeal.
Posted by bob  on  Thu Jan 24, 2008  at  10:05 PM
undead is not of the phyical realm, there for they are beyond the need for money. as told in there vampire bible. there nothing but energy drinkers. there more of the wrath then vampire. as told buy the human liers. i'm human this i know and i reject it, but still live it. invest your time in the study of dark matter. oh thats to ahead of your time. you want to fly dark matter is the key to flight. not being a vampire, duh!!! just like george carlin said, gods are all powerful and all knowing, yet some how they just can't handle money. its bullshit, its a scam, its a lie, enjoy rotting in the ground. its better to face ones desteny then to cower form it, your human and no modifacation of your body will change that, down to your dna you are human, get over it and end this pointless converation.
Posted by mike  on  Thu Jan 24, 2008  at  10:24 PM
hey Satan, i think u were talking to me not bob, i rarely go by my real name cuz its the internet and u nvr know, and i live in massachusetts, so unless u mean have i met Satan, no i havent met u, but i probably will meet Satan, im sure him and i will be great buddies
Posted by mike  on  Mon Jan 28, 2008  at  06:13 PM
Satan is the best buddy you could ever have. Better than any so-called vampire god aka hallucination.
Posted by SATAN!!!!!  on  Mon Jan 28, 2008  at  07:29 PM
Perhaps imaginary friend is a better term for undead god. LOL!
Posted by SATAN!!!!!  on  Mon Jan 28, 2008  at  07:31 PM
Come on!!!!! Where is Nemo????? I want you to tell us you aren't really ripping off Church of Satan Members with all of your bullshit!!! Tell us it isn't true!!! Tell us you are not using your COS affiliation and your buddies' credibility to dupe Church of Satan Members into joining your organization and believing in all of your un-Satanic lies!!!!! Tell us how much you really care!!! Tell us, damn it!!!!! Set the record straight, Nemo!!!!!

Hello????? Earth to Nemo. Come in, Nemo.

Forever,
Satan
Posted by SATAN!!!!!  on  Thu Feb 07, 2008  at  07:15 PM
So this may be dumb to post on the net but i reallllllllly would not mind becoming a vampire, it may sound silly to some people like the rantings of a child but i have read, and reread many articals, books, etc. regarding the subject and though i have never met a vampire (that i am aware of) i find that if people can believe in god, (which i do not i am agnostic) then i can believe in supernatrual beings. i don't know how anyone could be afraid of vampires, to think they need us to survive is almost a comfort, though i'm sure if confronted with a hungery (or thirsty if you look at it that way) Vampire i would be singing a different song...crap i don't know what i think any longer...
Posted by Sarah  on  Mon Feb 18, 2008  at  07:24 PM
Sarah, their need for you, real or imagined, makes them weak and pathetic. They are not much different than a welfare bum who is leeching off the system. Parasites. I've met several so-called real vampires, and they were all either deluded fools or con-artists. Many believe they are part of some elite species. Obviously, they are lacking in several critical areas. They are not above humanity. They are beneath us.
Posted by Blade  on  Thu Feb 21, 2008  at  10:25 AM
yes Blade, i guess YOU could think that their need makes them weak. but im afraid that such an outlook on those diffrent from ourselfs is an epiedmic that has plaged mankind since the begining of time. and comman sense tells us that no one is going to out themselves as a vampire if they really are one. i really am sorry to disagree with you!! but to tell the truth i don't think that vampires are real. just a myith to explain the unknown.
Posted by Sarah  on  Mon Feb 25, 2008  at  04:02 PM
Funny thing.. we DO agree after all. In the end, there are no vampires. There are only people who think they are vampires. They, however, are very real, as fake as their worlds may be. Congratulations though, you have realized what I hoped you would!
Posted by Blade  on  Wed Feb 27, 2008  at  09:35 PM
Yeah. I also joined the TOV. It was really worth it. Here's why.

That ring kicks so much ass on an aesthetic level, and it serves as a wonderful reminder of how much the carnival has not only stayed alive, full and well to this day, but how much it has also spread out in to new avenues of "sucka-tree" That means, the hunt for suckers.

Well, the TOV, not sorry to say, is any different than Falwell slapping someone with a 10 pound book as some healing remedy for gout, and to boot, the CoS has become no better than the ToV or Falwell again.

Listen to them both for your own sake, then call me a liar. Because I'll tell you what, I am a big fat fucking liar, and I love it. Why? Because I'm better at it than any of those carny bastards, and I've even told on my self, and I still won't ever get caught in a lie. lol.

Falwell, Gilmore, Nemo, all sound or write exactly the same.

How is that you wonder, with Falwell's aggression aside, his style just happens to match that of Nemo and Gilmore. Why? Because after Anton bit it, as we all will, they became more aggressive themselves. They became what they were afraid of, and now that their reason for not being afraid is fucking dead, they have no where else to turn, except backward, which is exactly where I said they would be years ago.

Anton was the only CoS member, and remains to be the last. As for Satanists, well, just ask anyone!

I'm not even that good. Yeah sure, he has "been debunked". But never while he was alive. And that is the key. Make sure all of the monkeys can ONLY talk behind your back, it is you pulling the trigger for them even after death. Amusing no?

Reinventing the wheel, and in the shittiest lazy fucking ways imaginable.

Why then are they able to sucker so many in?

That movie V for Vendetta. "If you're looking for the guilty, you need only look in a mirror."

If that makes no sense, I'll assume you are potential ToV and CoS material, because the "Not like Most" are becoming just like them all, and so it is real easy to find like minds, now in-it?

Nemo has a hard time scabbing because he's a portly little wafer with delusions of being Barnibus Collins with his nifty little walking stick, which if unnecessary is only there as a kick stand to keep his fat arse from becoming beached. He's not immortal, any more than Cpt. Crunch is Coronal Akula's Daddy.

But at least when he reads this, he can laugh me off and say to himself, in his computer ROOM, "insert typical Nemo jargon here and there through out....the jokes on you pal, because I'm a member of the CoS. I knew Anton, I have a cane, and I know how to wobble with it. So there pion!"

Am I bitter with ToV? No. I got what I wanted out of them. Nifty and semi-gracious craftsmanship on a silver ring.

CoS? I love the stupid bastards. Why? Well simply put, if it weren't for them, no one else would have been kept in business all these years (Since 1966)
Posted by Nemo literally means NOTHING  on  Sun Mar 02, 2008  at  03:38 PM
The Temple of the Vampire is the biggest joke on the internet. This Church of Satan should be embarrassed to even be affiliated with them. I have heard that the two organizations share many members and some even hold titles in the hierarchy. Funny thing to deny the existence of god as a satanist one minute and then go running back to the TOV and proclaim to worship their vampire gods. Their silly "bow down before me" creed makes me want to go take a dump on someone's head. Unfortunately these freaks are real people running around, though luckily most appear to be harmlessly confined to the internet, where their bubble of delusion can remain intact. At least they aren't knocking on peoples' doors, YET.

KNOCK, KNOCK: 'Scuse me sir, have you been saved by the undead yet? All you gotta do is light some candles and call them into your home. PS, did you know that vampires are reeeeeeal? LOL
Posted by Blade  on  Sun Mar 02, 2008  at  07:20 PM
this has been the most interesting thing i've ever read shit its better than regular tv
some say ToV are cons others say they are ligit
i come to this site every 3 day just 2 see if any1 posted sumthing new,it really is a treat.
please people keep posting ur opinions its making me laugh

PS
ToV are vampiresthey they keep on sucking u of ur money which today is kinda like ur life force and money can keep u alive for a really long time.so if u keep on paying ToV and get to the top ull also end up get that money and u 2 will live longer
Posted by stumbler  on  Mon Mar 03, 2008  at  10:06 AM
You can pay the TOV all you want. You can even get to the top. You can become an adept and attest to all their bullshit and swear an oath to never speak against them. But you'll never become a real vampire and you'll certainly never get near the money. Nemo gets all the money. There aren't any real vampires. That's how the TOV works.

Everyone pays, and Nemo gets paid. Ironically, everything they teach you can find on your own. You pay a lot and have every facet of your life controlled and get next to nothing in return.
Posted by SATAN!!!!!  on  Mon Mar 03, 2008  at  06:45 PM
Immortality? Prove it!

Part 1 of 2:

The Temple claims that one can be IMMORTAL yet one only remains alive by taking Lifeforce. From what they believe, if you stop taking Lifeforce then you die and you are; therefore, NOT immortal so, basically, there are no true immortal vampires. Immortal means living "forever" and they are dependent on taking Lifeforce to "stay alive" so they are NOT, truly, immortal by definition. Furthermore, even the vampire of fiction is not immortal if he can be die by sunlight or by lack of blood.

So, if you think this through, they are selling the Temple by playing on man
Posted by Anonymous  on  Mon Mar 03, 2008  at  11:43 PM
I'm a Vampire. Seriously. And, I am immortal.

Here is how, and here is the ONLY WAY!!

Have a child, and make sure he is better than you and damn near all others. OR, make a name for yourself that will be on the lips of millions after you're dead.

That is it on immortality.

As for being a Vampire, it is simple. USE A WHEEL CHAIR; ONLY IF YOU DO NOT NEED ONE!
Posted by Nemo literally means NOTHING  on  Tue Mar 04, 2008  at  12:33 PM
What's funny about these TOV vampires is this: They take a myth that's as old as mankind itself, the vampire, and then they turn it into something else. According to their terms, "real vampires" don't even drink human blood. In fact, it's against their very rules. Yet they claim to be the ONLY REAL VAMPIRES IN EXISTENCE. According to the definition of vampire in both the dictionary and folklore, vampires drink human blood. They are BLOOD DRINKERS, Cannibals, if you will. These TOV folk are simply just role players who can't even step up to the role. Do you know why? It's like I said before and I'll say it again: THERE ARE NO REAL VAMPIRES, JUST CRAZY PEOPLE WHO THINK THEY ARE VAMPIRES. LOL!!!
Posted by Blade  on  Tue Mar 04, 2008  at  09:29 PM
I heard they were breaking up due to friction within the group. Is it really true? Imagine paying all that money and then getting the door slammed in your face? I'd be pissed.
Posted by Jim  on  Wed Mar 05, 2008  at  10:00 AM
They also claim that ALL humans are death adorers and hate life.

If this is true then why are there doctors, surgeons, nurses, hospitals, firehouses, police stations, military and many other organizations there for the self-preservation of mankind?

It seems like if everyone hated life then none of these things would exist and everyone would just go ahead and jump off a cliff.

Only a fool would be a slave to this hypnotic and subliminal suggestion.

There is only one Life and it is here and now.

So why be afraid to live or die?

Why worry about afterlives that may or may not exist?

Only NOW is real...
Posted by Anonymous  on  Thu Mar 06, 2008  at  12:14 AM
For the record, Anton LaVey did not dupe anyone with his religion/philosophy.

If one takes time to read the CoS literature and review the website you will see that no one is duping anyone.

Once more, the CoS is not selling any promises unlike all other religions.

Anton LaVey did not sell any promises like wealth, immortality, and power unlike Nemo and his ToV.

Also, The Satanic Bible tells you UP FRONT that magic ritual is pure fantasy.

I also don't see anything wrong with a
Posted by Temple of Doom  on  Thu Mar 06, 2008  at  06:22 PM
To me, Temple members are another Temple of Set waiting to break away from the CoS, as it should, and I think the ToV is creating a schism in the CoS.

I am going to laugh when ToV members will have to decide between their CoS and ToV membership when the CoS gets sick of the ToV.

Also, after being on the ToV messageboard, Nemo does make his organization sound SUPERIOR to the ToV and plays down the CoS as just contrary jovial and philosophical pranksters. He even talks that the CoS doesn
Posted by Temple of Doom (ToS Wanna-be)  on  Thu Mar 06, 2008  at  06:24 PM
They aren't just making money off it. Getting a cryonics contract is a requirement for getting accepted into the TOV priesthood. They think that getting your corpse frozen is the same as living forever. Is that twisted or what? Even though no one has ever been successfully brought back from the dead, they push Cryonics memberships hardcore.

They even have a thread called "THE ROLL CALL OF TEMPLE IMMORTALS" on their message board that lists every member who has signed up.. unless of course, they spoke against Nemo and got banned.

I wonder if Nemo gets a commission from the Cryonics Institute for every head he gets to sign up from his organization. I'll bet my soul that he does.

Again.. Nemo??? What are your thoughts??? Come on.. I know you're reading this stuff. Talk to me. You're not at a loss for words Nemo, are you? You always have SOMETHING to say. I refuse to believe the TOV isn't reading this blog. It comes up in Google right under their own website.
Posted by SATAN!!!!!  on  Thu Mar 06, 2008  at  08:10 PM
SATAN, all of your comments and claims are true and I agree with you. I know you are not a liar.

BUT--don't forget that they tell their members that those who are not members and who talk about the Temple are LIARS.

Trying to argue with them or expose them is like dealing with christians. It is best to just let it go.

Maybe justice will be served someday and they will get what they deserve?

I think the best thing for those who have learned about the Temple the hard way is to just to let it all go and take your focus off of the injustice, learn from your experience, and get on with your lives.

Someday, something will eventually happen that will drive a stake through the heart of this group-mentality cult.

I think it will be funny when the door gets slammed in his face.

*slam*
Posted by Anonymous  on  Fri Mar 07, 2008  at  05:44 PM
Amen.. I mean.. praise the Devil for that reply, Anonymous. I could really care less about them. I'm just being bad again. Sometimes I just can't help it.
Posted by SATAN!!!!!  on  Fri Mar 07, 2008  at  08:46 PM
PS.. For the record, I was never actually a member of TOV. I knew someone who was though, and she gave me the complete "inside view" of the place. Luckily, she got out before they could control her mind completely. Thank the Devil.. aka ME.. for that. LOL!
Posted by SATAN!!!!!  on  Mon Mar 10, 2008  at  10:09 PM
I love vampyres...the idea thta they are real is so cool..and i live off it 😛 just kidding but i do like books involving them a lot
Posted by Sarah  on  Wed Mar 12, 2008  at  09:21 PM
Oh yeah, even though I never joined as a member, I did buy the book. I forgot that I mentioned that previously.

Hey Sarah, who do you think the coolest vampire is??? I think Lestat from Anne Rice's books is the best. He's my favorite all-time vampire. If it were possible to be a real vampire, I'd want to be Lestat.

If you ever get the chance, check out Fred Saberhagen's book called "The Dracula Tape." It's way cool because it tells the story from Dracula's point of view. I haven't read it in years, but I remember it was a good, interesting read.
Posted by SATAN!!!!!  on  Thu Mar 13, 2008  at  05:11 PM
i like Edward form Stephanie Meyers books...and Stephan from vampire diaries...but idk just all of the books i've read about Vampires peak my interest!
Posted by Sarah  on  Sun Mar 23, 2008  at  07:35 PM
It is interesting to see the number of people that are bugged by the fact that the TOV charge money.
First it is only $10 a month. Second if you do it for a year, it is only a $100.00
Most of you spend more than $10 a month on fast food.
For your money you get: Information.
Is it any good?
Who knows?
But to rip on them because they charge money for information is silly.
Can you learn all about what they talk about without spending any money?
No doubt.
Some would do it on theirown.
I have read words to the effect that
Posted by Helio  on  Thu Apr 03, 2008  at  05:52 AM
you don't just randomly wake up one day and say "Hey, I'm a vampire." You are either born with it or you are not. It is more like a disease. It isnt like movies where you go out and kill things for gallons of blood. But it can have very real consiquences if you actually have to disease. Do not make fun of things of which you have no real knowlage of. Go and find a website that will tell you about it....not a roleplaying website...a real information site. Sanguinarius.org should help and then decide what you believe.
Posted by Vamp  on  Thu Apr 03, 2008  at  09:00 PM
I do agree though that buying a book from a group or "cult" I should say isn't a good idea because it might not relate to you at all. Go online and find what you need. Looking online wont cost you anything and you wont be out 20$ if you dont find what your looking for
Posted by Vamp  on  Thu Apr 03, 2008  at  09:04 PM
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