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The Mustache Tattoo
Status: Real tattoo, fake mustache
image When I first heard about this, I thought it meant that people were tattooing mustaches on their upper lip. Not quite. The mustache is tattooed on your finger, allowing you instantly to don your mustache disguise whenever and wherever necessary. Watch the video and you'll understand. Both men and women are getting these things. Fox News has dubbed it the newest trend in tattoos.
Body Manipulation
Posted by The Curator on Mon May 01, 2006
This is...beautiful. I'm honestly speechless. A fun bonus was watching a newscaster with a mustache drawn on his finger acting a fool on camera.
Posted by robbY  in  Jackson, TN  on  Mon May 01, 2006  at  01:15 PM
I was about to say that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard of, but that would make it even stupider than Bush trying to start a war with Iran, compared to which having a mustache tatooed on your finger is practically brilliant.
Posted by Big Gary  in  Happy, Texas, USA  on  Mon May 01, 2006  at  01:50 PM
Cute, but the novelty would wear off after a couple of days, and then you'd be stuck with a mustashe tattoo on your finger permanently or until you got it removed. Why not save the effort and just draw one on?
Posted by Sakano  in  Ohio  on  Mon May 01, 2006  at  02:34 PM
Oh! Plus, another advantage..if you draw it on, you can change the style every day.
Posted by Sakano  in  Ohio  on  Mon May 01, 2006  at  02:35 PM
Oh! The humanity!

I'm going to get a star tattooood on my belly now.
Posted by BugbearSloth  in  earth, 3rd planet, sol system  on  Mon May 01, 2006  at  02:45 PM
Darn you, BugbearSloth!

Now I'll have to get my star removed.
Posted by Big Gary  in  Happy, Texas, USA  on  Mon May 01, 2006  at  04:01 PM
Hitler-staches drawn on your finger with black felt pens are the best, by far.
Posted by Citizen Premier  in  spite of public outcry  on  Mon May 01, 2006  at  05:42 PM
Hmmm, since I have a mustache already, I'll simply have some blank skin tattooed onto my finger.

Or maybe some milk...
Posted by I Have No Clever Idea For A Name  in  Location, Location, Location  on  Mon May 01, 2006  at  10:13 PM
There is no other way to describe this except for total idiocy. You know life must be pretty good if you can pay some goof to do something like this.
Posted by Lonewatchman  on  Tue May 02, 2006  at  08:29 AM
I agree with most everyone here - it's gotta be the dumbest "trend" I've ever seen. Why wouldn't you just draw a tatoo on your finger? I can't believe something like this made it in the news!!!!
Posted by Seth Easton  in  Washington DC  on  Tue May 02, 2006  at  05:31 PM
Wow, people from Boston are stupid as hell. I have a friend from Boston and I will never look at him the same again. Now that I saw that it actually explains alot about my friend.
Posted by kat  on  Sat May 06, 2006  at  10:49 AM
argh, this makes my brains hurt....
Posted by joeodd  on  Tue May 09, 2006  at  05:20 PM
Wow you guys just don't get it, and you're all way to up tight. What makes if funny is the fact that you tattooed a fake mustache on your finger. Drawing it on wouldn't be funny, because anyone can do that. I think doing something like this shows you how to have a little fun in life and not take everything so serious. Lighten up.
Posted by J-Mac  on  Tue May 23, 2006  at  04:34 PM
Yeah, I'm gonna have to say...penis.
Posted by trollspamidotwtf  in  Cackling madly in my closet at my wit  on  Wed May 31, 2006  at  05:01 PM
I got the moustache today, and it's the awsomest tattoo I ever got on my finger. Keep on smiling!!!
Posted by Bil  on  Thu Mar 29, 2007  at  09:12 PM
It has however, apparently affected either my typing or my spelling, lol.
Posted by Bil  on  Thu Mar 29, 2007  at  09:13 PM
omg. this is the funniest thing ever... i am a girl, and really want one. but that is not classy for a girl to get, shoot. i realy want a hitler stash though. or maybe just a curly stash. think of how much fun you could have with that youd never get bored with it.
Posted by browneyedgirl37  on  Sun Jun 03, 2007  at  11:54 PM
Hey look i can copy everyone else ain't i cool ? that's all i have to say... no really it's just plain stupid and i guess it really hurts (unlike other parts of the body).
Posted by houston tattoo removal  in  in your face  on  Tue Jun 10, 2008  at  11:42 AM
OMGGGGOSSSHHHH :] i'm gettin this asap. ahahahaha best tattoo everrrrr!!! who ever came up with this is a pure gem wink im excited just thinking about the jokess. 'aahaha i fingered you with mystarch LOL'
Posted by Blakeee  in  QLD Australia  on  Tue May 26, 2009  at  10:25 PM
This looks interesting, but when his finger under his nose. By itself, a tattoo of a mustache on her finger - complete nonsense
Posted by olvus  in  Ukraine  on  Tue Jun 15, 2010  at  09:10 AM
Getting a tattoo of a mustache on your finger might be the stupidest thing i have ever seen. If you get that done you are the biggest retard. Good luck getting a real job asshole.
Posted by Ryan Smith  in  Charleston  on  Fri Dec 17, 2010  at  01:02 PM
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