If you live alone, then here's a product to alleviate your loneliness. It's Singles Wallpaper
, which is basically life-sized pictures of people that you can stick on your wall, and then you can pretend that they're your friends. Unlike real people, who can be annoying and messy "The single-wallpaper is the complete opposite: it is always friendly and doesn't smoke, it likes watching "Friends" with you for the 100th time without ever complaining, it doesn't leave dirty socks lying around, it never protests against your ideas, and it always looks fresh and attractive ... even when, from time to time, you can't help losing your temper!"
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And just to head things off, only AFTER I get lonely enough to purchase this - not a second before.
I think what they mean by Singles Wallpaper is that if you get this you'll STAY single.
"I think some male singles already do something like this with Playboy centerfolds..."
Ah, yes, this practice of plastering imaginary friends and lovers on the walls is well known to anyone who has ever visited a male dormitory.
I think maybe this is more of a cleverly conceived pre-psych analysis tool developed to flag potential delusions-of-grandeur cases. I mean, if you're going to the lengths to make yourself feel wanted and popular, maybe you already are predisposed to be like that, and the world hasn't caught up with it yet?
Well, that's going to be scuppered by having this sort of shite on your walls, isn't it?
Jeeez, that would terrify me.