Unfortunate Last Names

I used to process resumes for a Temp Company & ran across:
Hunter Green, Sea Foam, & Autumn Mist
as applicants.

I know someone named john Gay. the last name Gay is very unfortinate because everyone says he is gay before they even know him.

When I was in the USAF there was a girl there named Michelle Infinger. I just ran into an old client named Richard Boner, AKA Dick Boner, Rich Dick, Rich Boner or whatever you choose. I also recently ran into an executive at a company called Trianz in CA, Sanjay Shitole, AKA Mr. Shitole. Take your pick which name you like best, or would hate to have.

A woman who was/is the director of a local arthouse cinema (The Filmhouse) whose name is Gay Cox.

These examples arn't funnny, but I found out my name means "the man" and I'm a girl. Gee, my friends got a laugh out of that one.....

And my sister's name means "Judged by God". Shee took that one pretty bad.

I DON'T HAVE AN UNFORTUNATE LAST NAME AT LEAST I DON'T THINK I DO BECAUSE MY LAST NAME IS LOWERY

Throughout high school I had classes with a kid named Gavin Soras (pronounced by the teachers as "gav-in sor-az" but to the rest of the school said it differently. "gave-in sore-ass") we were so terrible...

Please don't contact me. My sexy last name is pravite. I have a friend whose name is Berney Asscrack. You can write about him. OKay? :p

I work in a hospital there have been a lot of patients with funny names. The only one I can think of right now is Harry Johnson, We had two different patients with that same name.

I know this is mostly about the names of people, but I think I have one from the local area. Inhabitants of Brisbane, Australia, ought to be able to confirm that, up until a couple of years ago there was a second-hand car dearership called "Mike Hunt's Wholesale Cars" that was in Acacia Ridge.

Worse, the dealership was diagonally across the road from "Beaver Packaging".

While, sadly, Mike Hunt has moved on, Beaver Pagkaging is still there, albeit without the same degree of visual entertainment.

Octothorn

In high school we had a substitute teacher who told us his name was Mr Kuntz, then proceeded to tell us that for lunch that Friday we were having fish sandwiches

I used to work in a coffee shop on the lower east side of NY, the manger there was...... wait for it......... IVOR BONER !!!!!

That's nothing I worked in a bank in Miami, and the Manager was Mike Oxlong....(my cocks's long)!

Hi all.... I live in the same apartment block as a Mailman called Phil Pantz !!!!!!!!!!!

My personal favorite is a voice actor by the name of 'Dick Smallberries Jr.' I can imagine he'd envy 'Hugh Bauls'.

:red: There was a police officer in L.A., some 30yrs ago. His name was Harold Cherry. His wife's father's name was Buster. So, guess what they named their son? You go Buster Harry Cherry

At school here in Mexico City, i have a classmate with the surname "Jardon". The fun is lost on most non-english speaking friends.

Harry Ball was my high school janitor.

There was a guy at my high school by the name of "Lucius Pusey" pronounced: "LOOSHUS POO-SAY" and the worker on the school loudspeaker had run off a list of student names [for an important school activity], yet she was unsure of how to pronounce Lucius's name, so she ended up sounding like "lus-cious p-*-s-s-y." And everybody in the whole school was cracking up laughing so hard hearing it. I'll never forget that one.

My friend's last name is Grossman.

I'm sure you've all heard the celebrity name of Rider Strong.

My friends were about to name their newborn child Aaron Sean Schulman... Do they realize that his initials spell A.S.S.?!

I share an apartment with a dude called Wilma Dikurt (he's German)...... "WILL MY DICK HURT"
how funny is that.

I used to work at a diner in Hollywood, FL with a girl called Jo King & her husband was called Wayne King!
It must be an English thing (Wayne King = Wanking (Jerking Off)). She didn't realise until she was talking about her husband with some tourists from the UK and they saw her name badge.

We laughed about that for days and days.

I was on a plane from Dallas to JFK and the pilot was called Captain Ivor Biggen.

there is this kid whose name is "marty grawe"

I DON'T HAVE AN UNFORTUNATE LAST NAME BECAUSE MY LAST NAME IS LOWERY

I know a guy named Randy Muchmor. haha, what an awesome name.

There is a coach for the Arkansas State University Indians basketball team, Dickey Nutt he is well known around the world, if you don't believe me go to http://www.usatoday.com/sports/college/mensbasketball/2005-10-20-nichols-shoes_x.htm?csp=34

There's a politician in Australia called Richard Face (Dick Face)..

Worked at a hospital and had a patient by the name of Latrina Johnson

Here in our city we have a chioropractor named Dr. Bonebrake.

i am not joking: there was someone called someone called Neil Down. and Onor Todd. I know someone who worked with a lady named Gail, a man called Hailstone and another man called Breeze. I AM NOT JOKING!!! Also there was a Russel Sprout.

I could not be more serious, but through work, I know of a guy named Anil Mistry. That is the best one I've ever heard!

I went to school with Anita Dyck and her brother Isaac. We also had a Michael Hunt ... NEVER went by Mike.

There was a kid at school with his last name Balls, but that's not the sad thing, my dad insured his dad, and his dad's name was Harry....

Harry Balls. Yeah, that sucks.

Funniest Ever? "Herb Eaverstank" ... see link,

http://findaperson.canada411.ca/10649/search/Find_Person?firstname_begins_with=1&firstname;=&name=eaverstank&city;_zip=&state;_id=&x=0&y=0

Holy Zarquon's singing fish!

As if Herbert wasn't an unfortunate enough name to be lumbered with . . . .

I worked with a guy named Richard Palmer. I didn't like him much so when I introduced him to people I always called him Dick Palmer. I though it had a lonely ring to it.

I works with a guy who's father in law is called Ivor Hardon

As for aptonyms, the IT support guy where I used to work was named Matt Hacker.

:-/ There was this guy that my teacher had to look up and his name was Ronald Fuck King

Also there is this girl at school named Anja Sofia Solonen Get it her initials ASS.

Know of a gyno doctor in the area name Dick Pees

The best I have ever seen was in basic training in the army. There were two soldiers; one was named Hiscock and the other Loving. The drill sergeants paired them together as "battle buddies" just so they could say "loving his cock get over here" with no comma.

this one was very unfortunate and previously posted, i feel it needs to be reminded again

an application for a turkish mba student is accepted by some shool, however the guy's name is Oral Taker. -not a common name in turkish either.

3 years he spent at the usa was a total nightmare.

(i guess his parents could never think of this)

My real name is Fawkes.

Fawkes Koral. Horrible, I know.

And in highschool I knew a guy called Jack Offe.

My grandfather's heart doctor was named Dr. Safety First. Honest!!

There once was a judge in the NY Syaye court named Judge Peter Schmuck.
He would not let anyone in his court get a name change.

"he would not let anyone in his court get a name change"

So, he was truly a Schmuck, then?