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Kelly Brook’s Buns Get Bigger
I find it interesting that the history of photo fakery in communist countries is all about removing unwanted political figures from photos, whereas the history of photo fakery in capitalist countries is largely about removing unwanted cleavage, nipples, wrinkles, etc.

From The Sun:

TELLY hottie Kelly Brook's ample cleavage has been deemed too bun-tiful for transport chiefs. London Underground's new poster campaign for the 29-year-old's stint in West End play Calendar Girls has been doctored to feature bigger buns - to cover up the stunner's 32E assets. In the original racy shots, Kelly's famous chest peeked out of the iced buns she held. But Tube bosses feared the shots would get commuters hot under the collar and edited them three times before agreeing on the tamer version.


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Posted by The Curator on Tue Nov 03, 2009
Oh... those buns...
Posted by Joel B1  in  Hobart, Tasmania  on  Wed Nov 04, 2009  at  12:25 AM
I gotta start going to *that* bakery!
Posted by Robin Bobcat  in  Californian Wierdo  on  Wed Nov 04, 2009  at  03:02 AM
Kelly brook shouldn't even be in Calendar Girls. it's supposed to be about middle-aged women with less than perfect bodies.
Posted by Nona  on  Wed Nov 04, 2009  at  07:37 AM
And they're claiming that the cleavage in that first pic has not been digitally assisted?
Posted by outeast  on  Mon Nov 09, 2009  at  06:01 AM
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