In Jackalope news: a Minnesota woman found in her yard a dead rabbit with horns growing out of its head
, exactly like a jackalope
. A veterinarian declared that it had been infected by Shope papilloma virus, "a highly contagious disease that causes rabbits to grow things on their head and face that look like horns."
The veterinarian's explanation is, of course, part of the continuing conspiracy to conceal the existence of jackalopes from the general public.
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