image Dr. Clive Boddicker is a plastic surgeon who's discovered the secret of true happiness. Happiness is looking like one of the Baldwin brothers. And his Baldwinization procedure makes this possible. It "results in the patient's perfect resemblance of the Baldwin brother of their choice." For top dollar you can get 'The Alec.' But if you're on a tight budget you might have to settle for 'The Daniel.' Both men and women can undergo the Baldwinization procedure. (via New Yorkish)

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Posted on Tue Jul 20, 2004

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why i hate alec baldwin
Posted by john  in  NH  on  Tue Jul 20, 2004  at  06:55 PM
Shit, they got some of the before pictures from
Posted by Selene  on  Fri Aug 13, 2004  at  02:44 AM
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