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Fake Doctor Notes (are not available here)
Need a fake note from a doctor to get a day off from work or school? Visit this doctor.
Update: If you've arrived here via Google, or some other link, realize that I can't actually provide anyone with a fake doctor's note. I simply linked to an article about a guy who was writing fake notes, and because of that my site is now #1 on google when you type 'fake doctor notes'. I have no idea where fake doctor notes can be obtained.
Health/Medicine
Posted by The Curator on Thu Jun 26, 2003


Or lost their jobs! They still don't appear to be listening...
Posted by Smerk  in  to mischief  on  Thu Mar 24, 2005  at  07:33 AM
I've been writing some fake comments just for jokes. I suppose I should stop doing that, it encourages people to continue posting.
Posted by Some Guy  in  stellar  on  Thu Mar 24, 2005  at  07:53 AM
I need a note stating that I will be missing work on Friday, March 25 due to accute exotic dancer.
Posted by Charybdis  in  Hell  on  Thu Mar 24, 2005  at  09:31 AM
That's freaking hilarious!
LOL

The next post after Boo's about failing class is a guy wanting a note saying he needs a note cause he cut class.

And no, don't stop! Keep up the jokes, the idiots who post thinking they'll get a note never read the thread anyway, so how can it be encouraging them?
Posted by Rod  in  the land of smarties.  on  Thu Mar 24, 2005  at  10:03 AM
rolleyes
Actully its funny how many ppl didn't read this including me.
"If you've arrived here via Google, or some other link, realize that I can't actually provide anyone with a fake doctor's note. I simply linked to an article about a guy who was writing fake notes, and because of that my site is now #1 on google when you type 'fake doctor notes'. I have no idea where fake doctor notes can be obtained. "
Guess ppl are still posting is bcause soo mny ppl posted already.
Posted by tarzanx  on  Thu Mar 24, 2005  at  10:10 AM
I should start a "fake doctor note" website.

And when people fill out the form, they'll actually be giving me power of attorney.

cheese

Mmmm, power!
Posted by Rod  in  the land of smarties.  on  Thu Mar 24, 2005  at  10:14 AM
smile the'll also be giving u alkl their personal information which u can easily sell.
Posted by tarzanx  on  Thu Mar 24, 2005  at  10:15 AM
Hi, i need a doctors note that says i missed work from march 21st to the 24th, thank you
Posted by Robert Caceres  in  Michigan  on  Thu Mar 24, 2005  at  12:07 PM
i need a doctors not for missing work from March 22-24th. Thanks a lot!!!
Posted by Anthony Gerlaugh  in  Dayton, Ohio  on  Thu Mar 24, 2005  at  06:03 PM
i need a doctors note becuase i called off work because i really felt like crap and they are bing d###s.
Posted by AMANDA ALEJANDRO  on  Thu Mar 24, 2005  at  07:04 PM
What the hell are "bing d###s"???
hmmm
Inquiring minds want to know...
Posted by Rod  in  the land of smarties.  on  Thu Mar 24, 2005  at  07:20 PM
it means biend dicks(i guess)
Posted by tarzanx  on  Fri Mar 25, 2005  at  04:01 PM
Bonnie Watson has had the flu, and it will be alright for her to go back to work on April 26.
Posted by Bonnie Watson  in  Desert Star  on  Sat Mar 26, 2005  at  02:14 PM
Hi, I need a Doctors note that says it is alright for me to go back to work on April 26.
Posted by Bonnie Watson  in  Desert Star  on  Sat Mar 26, 2005  at  02:17 PM
Hi, I need a Doctors note saying it is alright for me to return work on April 26, due to the flu.
Posted by Bonnie Watson  in  Desert Star  on  Sat Mar 26, 2005  at  02:19 PM
I need a doctors note saying that my new born son was in the hospital march 21st - march 27th with un developed lungs causing complications in breathing tx doctor please
Posted by Jason Chamness  in  mansfield.tx  on  Sun Mar 27, 2005  at  05:03 PM
dude that is just sick using your newborn child to get days out of work. May god have mercey on your soul. And I hope you dont wish anything bad on your son.
Posted by dude  in  same place  on  Sun Mar 27, 2005  at  07:37 PM
I need a doctors note stating that I am sick so I can spend time with my love one.
Posted by Calvin Holmes  on  Mon Mar 28, 2005  at  02:41 PM
I need a dotor's note excusing me from work saying that I am sick.
Posted by Calvin Holmes  on  Mon Mar 28, 2005  at  04:40 PM
Would you like both of those notes on the same piece of paper, Calvin?

I think, though, that people might get suspicious if you show up with two different notes from the same doctor saying something different for the same time frame.
Posted by Rod  in  the land of smarties.  on  Mon Mar 28, 2005  at  05:03 PM
I need a note saying that I was sick and had to miss five weeks of school.

I need this note so that I can graduate from Med School and write my own notes from now on.

cheese
Posted by Rod  in  the land of smarties.  on  Mon Mar 28, 2005  at  05:07 PM
i need doctor's note, because of a cold
Posted by June Kim  on  Mon Mar 28, 2005  at  10:09 PM
Why, did the cold steal your old note?
Posted by Rod  in  the land of smarties.  on  Mon Mar 28, 2005  at  10:21 PM
I neeed a Doctors note for 3-29-05 saying that I had a check up or illness. Thank you
Posted by April Nickles  in  Palatka, FL  on  Tue Mar 29, 2005  at  10:05 AM
siCK! :(
Posted by Lynnzie  in  meridian  on  Wed Mar 30, 2005  at  02:51 PM
i missed classes for college upper respiratory infection
Posted by jeremy barth  in  school  on  Thu Mar 31, 2005  at  03:06 PM
i need to get off work cause its my moms birth day and i told work i messed up my knee lifting wieghts and now thier asking for a doctors note
Posted by Thomas Valien  on  Thu Mar 31, 2005  at  03:45 PM
I desperately need some help. I need a doctors note dataed 12/29 due to illness with my mother (treatment for cancer)If I cannot provide this to my school I fail...which I cannot afford to do. Please help me!!!!

Thanks,
Amy
Posted by Amy Watts  in  Louisville, KY  on  Sat Apr 02, 2005  at  01:08 AM
Man, it just never stops.

And I hope it never does, it's too damned entertaining!

'Please, I lied and won't accept responsibilty!'
Posted by Rod  in  the land of smarties.  on  Sat Apr 02, 2005  at  01:18 AM
i need a doctors note excusing me from work yesterday 4/1/2005
Posted by nick nottingham  in  riverside, california  on  Sat Apr 02, 2005  at  04:47 AM
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