Rent A Midget
What's the one thing sure to liven up any party? How about a midget? That's not the answer that would have occurred to me, but it's the premise behind Rent A Midget, a California company that rents out midgets (or little people) to 'hang out at parties'. Based on their website, this company looks real enough, though the only way to be certain would be to go ahead and try to rent a midget through them. The midget entertainment options range from "Midget Strip Shows, to Christmas Cookie Servers or Office Pranks." As shocking and slightly cruel as the idea sounds, I suppose it's no different than what circuses have been doing for centuries (i.e. using midgets as entertainers).
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Categories: Entertainment Posted by Alex on Fri Jan 07, 2005 |
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i don't see anything so funny in being small.But Comedians will make any show or program really lively whether they r midgets or tall.
Posted by Nadia on Mon Mar 17, 2008 at 04:19 AM
I don't see anything so funny in being small.But Comedians can make any program or function lively whether they are midgets or tall.
Posted by Nadia on Mon Mar 17, 2008 at 04:23 AM
midgets are amazing.for any kind of party entertainments please check this link.
http://www.atlanticcity.com
Posted by Nadia on Sun Apr 20, 2008 at 03:37 AM
http://www.atlanticcity.com
I am looking for 2 midgets to perform at my wedding May 10, 2008
Posted by Joshua on Fri Apr 25, 2008 at 01:54 PM
ugh... If I was a "midget" and some tool asked me to perform at his wedding, I'd offer to perform a circumcision on the groom with a chainsaw. Now That's a Little Entertainment. Sorry, small joke. Tool
Posted by Hairy Houdini on Fri Apr 25, 2008 at 05:53 PM
i need one small person at a convention sunday night Please have ELF outfit
Posted by anthnoy jarrell on Thu May 08, 2008 at 09:50 AM
Friends are looking for a little person to be their minister at their wedding.
It will be in Dallas, TX.
Please let me know if anyone is in this area.
Posted by Heather on Fri Jul 11, 2008 at 05:53 PM
It will be in Dallas, TX.
Please let me know if anyone is in this area.
I'm looking to hire a little person for my boyfriend's birthday on 9/27. This is something I really want to do- please let me know if you have any helpful information
THanks!
Posted by CiCi on Thu Jul 17, 2008 at 01:36 PM
THanks!
Its 450$ for 3 hours!!! too much!
Posted by chrixlanier on Sat Aug 09, 2008 at 09:53 AM
I am looking a midget male stripper for my g/f's b-day party tomorrow night in the Dallas area.
Posted by Terry on Fri Aug 22, 2008 at 09:40 PM
I am looking for two little people(man & woman) to hire to work at our retail store in las vegas. not to do anything crazy - just to act as "salespeople". Would need them on Mon-Fri 8 hours a day. Longterm opportunities available. Any ideas of where to go? Every website is for parties or events. We would just like to hire them for a normal job. help!
Posted by Kyla on Tue Nov 11, 2008 at 12:22 PM
I am looking to hire two guys for a private party for January 16th, here in San Diego. Willing to pay $2000 for that night. Only serious interests please! Thanks!
Posted by Sarah on Tue Dec 30, 2008 at 01:18 PM
Hiring a midget for your party is fun for about two minutes. Then it gets awkward. Real awkward. After awhile, he's just hanging out and you're asking dumb questions like, "So, how long have you been a midget?"
Check out the full story of the party I attended at wwjtd (dot) com.
Posted by JT on Sat Feb 07, 2009 at 09:38 PM
Check out the full story of the party I attended at wwjtd (dot) com.
I would like to hire a midget man or women - to sing a happy love song to my girlfriend.
Posted by Craig on Fri Mar 20, 2009 at 02:21 PM
Im looking for a male stripping midget for my friends bachelorate party in Philadelphia, PA. Where can I find one???
Posted by Bernadette on Wed Apr 15, 2009 at 10:35 AM
Does anyone know of any male midget strippers in Palm Springs for a bachelorette party?
Posted by Jen on Sun May 10, 2009 at 04:14 AM
Iam Looking for 2-4 "little" people for a birthday concert to be held at a bar. Wrestling would be plus.
Thanks
Michelle
Posted by Mistress Michelle on Tue May 12, 2009 at 04:31 PM
Thanks
Michelle
I need a midget or a dwarf for my teacher. She has a serious fetish for midget men. She prefers the ones that have very big muscles and tatoos. Sometime next week I need it, if this is possible please contact me
-Ena Thulin
Posted by Ena Thulin on Fri Jun 05, 2009 at 11:52 AM
-Ena Thulin
I need a dwarf that looks like celebritys??? Do you know where i could find some it is for a b-day party..So i would appreciate it if you could give me a few sites.. THank you!!!!
Posted by PArty on Sat Aug 01, 2009 at 01:25 PM
I need a midget dressed in a diaper and go to my girlfriends job and embarass the heck out of her by either singing a love song to her or whatever...she played an ugly joke on me so its payback time!! Can u help me?
Posted by Erica on Wed Sep 16, 2009 at 04:23 PM
SHORT DWARF .com is apparently a guy named Howard that has no price sheet for his talent. They are very unprofessional and extremely unorganized. Their website says they service areas they don't service therefore they falsely advertise. Not the best resource. I will post better sites. If budget is not a concern, I would go with centerfolds.com at least they are clear and concise with regards to pricing. None of the sly tactics shortdwarf.com tries to get away with.
Posted by Harris Jones on Mon Sep 21, 2009 at 09:14 AM
I need a midget or dwarf for my boyfriend's birthday surprise at work On January 18th who will be willing to sing and be over the age of 21. Will negotiate the price upon the meeting. Dress in scantily clad and will be willing to be video taped.
Posted by Emily on Thu Sep 24, 2009 at 06:29 PM
is this legal ❓
Posted by rant rant tn on Sat Oct 31, 2009 at 12:22 AM
i wont to rent a midget for a christmas party to be an elf! lolz !
i couldnt find ne so i dressed up my nan! hahahahaha [=
Posted by annie on Fri Dec 11, 2009 at 02:14 AM
i couldnt find ne so i dressed up my nan! hahahahaha [=
My friends and me need a way to get to prom. We had the idea of being carried in buy midgets! I hope this won't be seen as disrespectful but we thought it would be a great idea!
Posted by hannahc on Mon Jan 11, 2010 at 11:05 AM
Hi, my name is joe jackson and i'm looking for a midget (male) to play a small part in a performance for about 5mins. the performance is FANTASY ISLAND. I'm a african american male and this performance takes place here in atlanta on feb. 7, 2010. please contact me if u know of someone who can assist me and they will be payed. All he has to say is "the plane, the plane" dressed in an all white suit and shoes. thank you inadvance, joe jackson
Posted by mr. joe jackson on Tue Jan 12, 2010 at 11:04 PM
How far do these midgets travel?
Posted by Jennifer Smith on Thu Jan 28, 2010 at 07:47 PM
I'm interested in renting a midget or midgets for a special upcoming event. Please send me as much information as possible. If you can't furnish any information, can you please refer me to an site that can help.
Thank You
Posted by Scottie Mac Events on Thu Feb 11, 2010 at 12:44 PM
Thank You
looking for a little person female striper for batchler party can i get one
Posted by aaron young on Tue Mar 23, 2010 at 08:55 PM
Am a USC film student looking to cast the lead of my upcoming music video.
Logline: A disgruntled Koala turns the table on his master and leads a Bond-esque life.
Need someone who is animated and has an outgoing stage presence. Currently intern at Radical Media.
Posted by Kyle Padilla on Wed Jun 09, 2010 at 03:21 PM
Logline: A disgruntled Koala turns the table on his master and leads a Bond-esque life.
Need someone who is animated and has an outgoing stage presence. Currently intern at Radical Media.
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