Rent A Midget
What's the one thing sure to liven up any party? How about a midget? That's not the answer that would have occurred to me, but it's the premise behind Rent A Midget, a California company that rents out midgets (or little people) to 'hang out at parties'. Based on their website, this company looks real enough, though the only way to be certain would be to go ahead and try to rent a midget through them. The midget entertainment options range from "Midget Strip Shows, to Christmas Cookie Servers or Office Pranks." As shocking and slightly cruel as the idea sounds, I suppose it's no different than what circuses have been doing for centuries (i.e. using midgets as entertainers).
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Categories: Entertainment Posted by Alex on Fri Jan 07, 2005 |
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I'll say it again:
I don't see what's so dadgummed amusing about being small (or big).
Does anyone know if there's also a "Rent A Tall, Scruffy Guy" agency out there? If so, maybe I'll sign up to make some extra bucks from people who are so incredibly boring they have to pay someone to "hang out" at their parties. I can serve cookies, too.
Posted by Big Gary C on Fri Jan 07, 2005 at 03:29 PM
I don't see what's so dadgummed amusing about being small (or big).
Does anyone know if there's also a "Rent A Tall, Scruffy Guy" agency out there? If so, maybe I'll sign up to make some extra bucks from people who are so incredibly boring they have to pay someone to "hang out" at their parties. I can serve cookies, too.
I've been reading the THOUSAND AND ONE NIGHTS. In ancient Araby, the funniest thing in the world was hunchbacks. Whole stories are funny just because they include a hunchback.
Posted by Carl Fink on Fri Jan 07, 2005 at 11:48 PM
Comedians are funny. Well, some of them are.
Posted by Maegan on Sun Jan 09, 2005 at 08:54 AM
Carl, I've always wondered why toilets seem to be so much funnier in Britain than they are in America. Just mention a toilet or a bathroom and the Brits will die laughing. Some humor seems to be very specific to a certain cultural context, even if no double entendres or inside cultural references are involved.
Posted by Big Gary on Sun Jan 09, 2005 at 07:39 PM
The midget thing, though, seems to be riotously funny to some of my fellow North Americans, but I just don't get the joke. Somebody's short. So what?
Another thing I've never gotten is why cross-dressing (men wearing women's clothes, usually not the other way around) is supposed to be so funny. I guess I'm not too well integrated into my own culture (which revelation will be no surprise to people who know me).
Posted by Big Gary on Sun Jan 09, 2005 at 07:43 PM
Another thing I've never gotten is why cross-dressing (men wearing women's clothes, usually not the other way around) is supposed to be so funny. I guess I'm not too well integrated into my own culture (which revelation will be no surprise to people who know me).
This probably isn't real, but small people who make a living out of having other people laugh at them annoy me to no end. By encouraging 'short' jokes, they're ruining it for the rest of us who want to be taken seriously. Sorry. Rant over.
Posted by Rachael on Mon Jan 10, 2005 at 07:21 PM
I LOVE midgets yall are just stupid!!!
Posted by Ali on Tue Mar 15, 2005 at 11:16 AM
midgets rule!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by johnny u on Tue Mar 15, 2005 at 11:18 AM
My entire life I have waited for a service like this. Everyone should allways have at least 1 midget at a party. Midgets RULE!!!!! 🐍
Posted by X on Tue Mar 15, 2005 at 12:02 PM
I was searching the web for midget videos and found this site partymidgets.com, they have midgets fighting and making out with stripper whores.
I love midgets and wanted to let everyone else wo does check out partymidgets.com
Jimmy
Posted by Jimmy Schooley on Thu Apr 28, 2005 at 07:16 PM
I love midgets and wanted to let everyone else wo does check out partymidgets.com
Jimmy
You are all crazy Midgets rock.They are so small they are magical.Not too many around.Anyone want to get a breeding pair together and see what happens
Posted by Doug Duffield on Sat May 07, 2005 at 11:25 AM
midget leprechon for an irish wedding on march 11 2006
Posted by jennifer foisy on Wed Sep 07, 2005 at 02:02 PM
Hi folks, I'm 25, full of the Zezt of life and I would really like a chance to talk and have a giggle with people who have shared in a bit of my life. I'm 4ft 6" and I think the most annoying part of my life is the fact I'm already going bald (Damn it!!) I've been teased most of my life, but I now have a strong group of friends who love me for who I am and I have adopted the name 'Willow', as I have grown fond of the affection it is said with by my friends. I love eating good food, drinking good drink, and having as full a life as my little legs allow. Please get in touch, it would be great to speak to others in my position
Posted by Willow on Tue Oct 11, 2005 at 07:10 AM
Willow, I'm going bald too. So I got a buzz cut. Makes it less noticeable.
Posted by The Curator in San Diego on Tue Oct 11, 2005 at 08:35 PM
midgets are amazing, i wanted to befriend one when i went to school, speciffically a responsible one with an indian accent it would have kicked a
Posted by Jon on Thu Nov 17, 2005 at 08:36 PM
i'm looking to rent people for this saturday dec. 31 2005. for my new year's eve bash.
Posted by gilbert sandoval on Wed Dec 28, 2005 at 05:29 PM
Looking to hire a couple of Midgets for a party this summer. What is available???
Posted by Bill Beltz on Sun Jan 01, 2006 at 06:08 PM
im looking to rent midgets to serve shots at a birthday party in ny (westchester) please email me back and let me know if you can help. thanks
Posted by sal on Wed Jan 18, 2006 at 06:25 PM
I am desperately trying to find a little person to dance (as a stripper) at my best friends bachelorette party in Las Vegas in June. Please contact me if you know where I can find someone.
Posted by Heather on Sat Feb 11, 2006 at 03:11 PM
We are looking to rent a midget for a bachelor party this weekend...The 3rd and or 4th of March. Can you help us out?
Thanks,
John
Posted by John Palumbo on Thu Mar 02, 2006 at 02:24 PM
Thanks,
John
Hey this is Toad with Partymidgets.net. We have changed from .com cause well lets face it we were dumbasses and forgot to renew. You want to see fighting midgets or book a midget for your next party then check us out.
http://www.partymidgets.net
http://www.microwrestling.net
Posted by TOAD on Sun Apr 02, 2006 at 08:48 PM
http://www.partymidgets.net
http://www.microwrestling.net
Hi im looking fir a male midgit to dance for a bacherolette party on July 29,2006. Please contact me via email. Thanks
Posted by Ava on Mon May 01, 2006 at 12:42 PM
I'm not sure if you can rent them out or not.
Their prices are like $200 an hour though, so a little steep for little guys.
Would be cool though, if they were there to be humor, making a lot of money, dealing with the no respect thing.... Kinda like a stripper, work what ya got...
http://www.midgetswhoworkattarget.com
Posted by MidgetsWhoWorkAtTarget on Tue Jun 13, 2006 at 01:31 AM
Their prices are like $200 an hour though, so a little steep for little guys.
Would be cool though, if they were there to be humor, making a lot of money, dealing with the no respect thing.... Kinda like a stripper, work what ya got...
http://www.midgetswhoworkattarget.com
We have a family reunion and would like to get entertainment on July 15, 2006
Posted by Charmaine Smith on Sun Jun 25, 2006 at 05:02 PM
Midgets are formost human beings and are the same as the rest of us. They did not want to become short in stature or asked for it. They all should be treated just like anyone of us and never be ridiculed. People have a strange way about them and they always stare if a person has a handicap of some sort of affirmity. If a midget wants to hire himself or herself out to parties or anything with entertainment. They still should and always be treated as a person first.
Posted by Ed on Mon Jul 17, 2006 at 12:45 PM
i need a midget to be an extra, please. Thanks Jessica
Posted by jessica on Thu Aug 31, 2006 at 10:59 AM
omg i love midgets! i want one.
Posted by kayla on Sun Sep 03, 2006 at 11:10 PM
i want a midget to party in my pants. WOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! contact me at 1-800-MID-GETz
Posted by brittany czechoslovokia on Fri Sep 08, 2006 at 12:21 PM
PS: I AM A MIDGET STRIPPER.
Posted by brittany czechoslovokia on Fri Sep 08, 2006 at 12:22 PM
brittany czechoslovokia please contact me .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)
Posted by Jessica on Tue Sep 12, 2006 at 01:02 PM
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