Rent A Midget
What's the one thing sure to liven up any party? How about a midget? That's not the answer that would have occurred to me, but it's the premise behind Rent A Midget, a California company that rents out midgets (or little people) to 'hang out at parties'. Based on their website, this company looks real enough, though the only way to be certain would be to go ahead and try to rent a midget through them. The midget entertainment options range from "Midget Strip Shows, to Christmas Cookie Servers or Office Pranks." As shocking and slightly cruel as the idea sounds, I suppose it's no different than what circuses have been doing for centuries (i.e. using midgets as entertainers).
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Categories: Entertainment Posted by Alex on Fri Jan 07, 2005 |
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What's the website? My boss is looking for a midget to attend a Halloween party we're catering for...
Posted by Jeana on Fri Sep 29, 2006 at 11:13 AM
looking for midget to be santa 12-21-06 for approx. 3 hours. Would like a male who can sing 2 or 3 songs and walk around and visit with others. thnks
Posted by zane on Sat Oct 28, 2006 at 05:13 PM
i need a midget!!! Someone find me a midget and ill pay you 100.00!!! this is serious: reality sho at gmail dot com
Posted by jessica on Mon Oct 30, 2006 at 11:15 AM
Next Plateau Chicago offers female midget (little people)strips and waitresses for Chicago and suburbs 773-804-0700
Posted by Morgan on Thu Nov 02, 2006 at 09:58 PM
I want to rent midgets for a New Year's party. Thye are more than welcome to party after words with us!!!
Thanks, Aaron
Posted by Aaron Ring on Sun Dec 10, 2006 at 01:42 PM
Thanks, Aaron
do you have weekly and monthly rates for your midgets?
Posted by jerry on Sat Dec 23, 2006 at 02:11 AM
I need 2 or 3 little people to dress as oompa loompas at my wedding in May of 2008! Anyone interested please contact me!
Thanks!
Posted by Christy on Sun Jan 28, 2007 at 10:05 AM
Thanks!
DUDE MAN...I WANT ONE NIGHT WITH A MIDGET...STRIPPER PLEASE!!!
Posted by Taylor on Fri Feb 02, 2007 at 11:31 AM
I need 2 midgets for my April 2008 wedding. My fiance loves the little guys and I want to surprise him on our wedding day. Please email me!
Posted by Jenn on Wed Mar 07, 2007 at 01:12 PM
Jenn, that will cost $3000 for three hours of work, or $1500 for one. Midgets are in high (hehe) demand and they only advanced payments in cash.
Posted by Charybdis on Wed Mar 07, 2007 at 02:21 PM
I need a midget to play my husbands mini me sat march 31st for his birthday .....he loves little people and has always wanted one....can you help???
Posted by robin on Fri Mar 23, 2007 at 08:54 PM
i need two rent two migets for a fashion show easter sunday
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Posted by andre clark on Wed Mar 28, 2007 at 07:51 PM
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I'm looking for entertainment for April 28. It's a graduation party, and I'm looking for someone to walk around and serve drinks. Thanks.
Posted by will on Wed Apr 11, 2007 at 09:49 PM
Hi all, i'm a midget w/ paranormal powers who has been traveling the country on my white unicorn in search of sugar. If anyone would like to hire me, I will work for sugar. PS (must have stable w/ roof or else clip clop will fly away). Closets are more than fine for me to stay in. If you would like me immediatley I can ship myself UPS overnight air for an extra charge.
Posted by danny on Tue Apr 24, 2007 at 11:36 AM
I am looking for a little Midget Male dancer for a bachelorette party sometime in August.
This person DOES NOT have to get naked. Just looking for fun entertainment and good laughs.
If anyone can offer me a link or a phone number that would be great.
Posted by Shannon on Tue Jun 05, 2007 at 03:55 PM
This person DOES NOT have to get naked. Just looking for fun entertainment and good laughs.
If anyone can offer me a link or a phone number that would be great.
HI I HOPE THAT THIS IS A SERIOUS COMPANY AND NOT A JOKE, I WOULD BE INTERESTED IN HIRING A FEW LIL PEOPLE TO HELP OUT AT MY WEDDING RECEPTION IT WOUD MAKE MY FIANCE SO HAPPY.... THAT IS ONE OF HIS REQUEST FOR THE WEDDING.
ANDI HOPE THAT THIS DOES NOT SOUND CRUEL. IF INTERESTD AND CAN HELP ME OUT PLEASE CONTACT ME.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.MYCHEVYGIRL
Posted by MELISSA on Wed Jun 27, 2007 at 09:49 PM
ANDI HOPE THAT THIS DOES NOT SOUND CRUEL. IF INTERESTD AND CAN HELP ME OUT PLEASE CONTACT ME.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.MYCHEVYGIRL
I'm intersted in renting a midget for a special upcomming event. Please send me as much information as possible. If you can't furnish any information, can you please refer me to an oganization that can help.
Thank You
Posted by gabrielle brown on Sat Jul 07, 2007 at 08:22 PM
Thank You
at shortdwarf(dot)com, we represent dwarf & midget talent, actors & entertainers nationwide; for event entertainment, promotional marketing and on camera talent with elves, leprechauns, midget strippers, oompa loompas, dwarf / midget costume characters, short waiters / bartenders, dwarf / midget look-a-likes of your guest of honor, celebrities, etc. for your themed event, promotion or project!
Posted by shortdwarfcom` on Sun Jul 29, 2007 at 09:52 AM
It is my co-workers birthday today and we are trying to get him a midget stripper (female prefferably but male would be funny too) he has an obsession with little people. please help me out. i need one by tonight.
Posted by Mike on Tue Jul 31, 2007 at 09:15 AM
If this site is real, little people needed for theme party in late September, please leave contact information.
Posted by Justin Stanfield on Fri Aug 24, 2007 at 10:56 PM
you may contact the folks @ shortdwarf(dot)com by going to the website or calling 1-866-U-midget!
Posted by shortdwarfcom on Fri Aug 24, 2007 at 11:09 PM
I am in need of a midget for a christmas party in the Indianapolis area. Can you give me contacts in my area?? Thanks!!
Posted by Roxe50 on Wed Nov 14, 2007 at 12:37 PM
little girls are hot...not young girls b4 anyone says anything sick....but something about little women makes me really hot...the thick thighs...nice asses....cute faces...just wana lick them all over
Posted by dave on Thu Dec 27, 2007 at 03:42 AM
Need a funny midget for her sweet 16 party
Posted by Taylor on Sun Jan 20, 2008 at 04:35 PM
well, i think the idea of renting midgets its not only hilarious, but it is the best. and if you don't find the whole midget thing funny, its probably because physically you look retarded, and people make fun of that, therefore, you decide not to make fun of others.period.
Posted by muffinman on Sun Jan 27, 2008 at 08:15 PM
We are seeking some midget entertainment for a bachelor party. Please inform me if there is anyone in the Tampa area.
Posted by Best Man on Sat Feb 02, 2008 at 04:54 PM
There are millions of people in the Tampa area, quite a few of whom would probably like to attend your bachelor party.
Posted by Charybdis on Mon Feb 04, 2008 at 11:06 AM
do you need bachelor or bachelorette party entertainment? we've got that and more! contact the folks @ shortdwarf(dot)com by emailing from the website or calling 1-866-U-midget!
Posted by shortdwarfcom on Mon Feb 04, 2008 at 11:11 AM
I am looking for a midget telegram service to go to my husbands work, located in bala cynwyd, pa. please email me if you are interested! Thanks. Lorie
Posted by lorie on Mon Feb 04, 2008 at 03:33 PM
we'd love to email you but if you'll note, your email address is not contained or linked in your message. feel free to contact us @ shortdwarfcom(at)yahoo(dot)com or 1-866-U-midget or go to our website at shortdwarf(dot)com thank you and keep it short when you call us! 😊
Posted by shortdwarfcom on Tue Feb 05, 2008 at 08:08 AM
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