Here's a couple of vampire-themed websites sent in by visitors. First we have the
Federal Vampire and Zombie Agency. According to the blurb on the site, "From 1868 to 1975, the Federal Vampire & Zombie Agency (FVZA) was responsible for controlling the nation's vampire and zombie populations while overseeing scientific research into the undead. This site is a tribute to the men and women who served in the FVZA, especially the over 4000 Agents who lost their lives fighting to keep our country safe." And next we have
The Temple of the Vampire. If you want to live forever, then all you have to do is join the temple. The catch is that in order to join you have to buy their book,
The Vampire Bible. That's a good sales gimmick. I should try something like that for my book, such as if you want to achieve a state of absolute enlightenment, then you have to buy my book.
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http://www.xeper.org/wpridgen/
Did someone say...painstakingly similar?
ToV or ToS?
I say Skippy to both!
I would personally put this stuff down and put more effort in getting around a little more in life. After a few years you'll have a broader view and background in which you can formulate your life goals better and decide if this is really something you want to continue pursuing. I'm not being dismissive. This stuff can really take a life time to nail down and perhaps after a few years your personal goals will no longer be in line with what you are thinking of now.
Rupert,
Do keep an eye on those moments of Cosmic Schmuckiness. We all slip in it from time to time. 😉
Slippery like a mushroom at a Mushroom Festival!?
Let me be blunt here: Don't waste your time with that bullshit. I don't know if OBE's are real or not, nor do I care. Wouldn't you rather do great things in the real world? Go and find a hobby! Do some skydiving or rock climbing! Now that's fun!
@Noname,
I don't know why they live there. Maybe it's because George Smith has an sphere of influence in the Washington state and can easily communicate with members there. There are also many members in New York. But hey, I don't care where they live. They're all idiots. 😊
What exactly does this mean?
Damn-it Pastor get your priorities straight!
Pray for me....Please!
Listen Rodney Dangerfield, you want to rule and manipulate the puny humans, call all other vampires fakes and kooks, claim to have created the religions to make humans slaves, slander humans yourself in your forums and THEN you come on here like a whiny little bitch looking for "respect" and *gasps* TOLERANCE?
Hahahahaha! Hahahahaha! PLEASE!
And since when did a "god of this earth" (dramatic Imperial Death March starts playing in background) get their feelings hurt?
If your religion is so ALMIGHTY then this forum shouldn't be a threat AT ALL to you so quit whining like a little baby Dr. Evil.
I also find it amusing that you are reading this forum if you truly feel the Temple is REAL and not just snake oil.
Unless of course Nemo started a thread on Lifeforce advising that all the "plastic-fangers"
read and get familiar with this blog????
What do you think.....not!
I'll have to send a mole in to look around!
Nope......Why don't you be as insightful as the other ex-Adepts and tell us why you left...in your own words.
2) It IS a blatant money making scheme. Nemo makes a cool 60-70k a year off his business (do the math), he has no need to work for a living as he just sits in his house all day selling his books.
3) Right so that's fine, all religion is a business, der... but what he's selling is what's in question. He provides no proof for his vampire mythology. He claims that the organization is the successor of ancient religions and claim that ancient gods actually instructed people to get them "Lifeforce". This claim has never been referenced and is no where found in history. Read for yourself and find out.
4) In order to elevate yourself in the organization you have to pay $50. Confirmed by Nemo, you don't have to actually practice communion and all that other stuff, as the confirmation of you being a practicing Vampire is on YOUR testimony. Buying your way to "Vampire Adept" really is as easy as forking out the cash. Now tell me, is that the workings of an elitist secret society, or a money making scheme?
5) All activities performed by Vampires within the temple are for the metaphysical benefit of the founder... Nemo. In the vampire bible, it is described that with communion, one has the ability to "give" lifeforce to the "Undead Gods". These gods are actually just Nemo and his family. Claimed for the intent of them collecting the lifeforce during their astral projection, and also for when they die.
Do you know how many active members there are?
What exactly does this mean....what is "metaphysical benefit"...???
It probably means financial.
http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=linguascelesta&aq=f
wat do u fink?
http://www.imminst.org/forum/index.php?showtopic=42041
This is great news!
http://vampiretemple.yuku.com/directory
*Laughs* One of the best responses ever! I'm cracking up over here! :lol:
Was the lion worth it?
http://ebooks.burtonwolfe.com/
Also, the story about LaVey going to jail is on the original "Satanis: The Devil's Mass" DVD. However, I am not sure if this story is edited out on new DVD editions or not for Satanic political correctness/historical revisionism to conform to modern COS policy and doctrine. If you dig around you can get hold of original versions online or offline to verify the picture's validity.
By the way, I did not post this as an attack against LaVey himself and that was not my intention. I don't judge him or look down on him for this for many of my own personal reasons.
I was just making an obvious point, I am sure they will get, to Satanic vampires by posting this picture from Wolfe's 'objective' biography of the Black Pope.
Thanks for this. I am enjoying the ebook!
Are you a ToV member by any chance?
No.
Did you find any benefit in the Temple teachings?
What is the Twilight Condition? is it real?
and
did the Temple of the Vampire privately ever portray itself as the "inner temple" of the Church of Satan? are all the members of the COS governing body, Council of Nine , TOV members ?
- Curious
I learned things from Dayside teachings I would have learned in the real world anyway. It is nothing special.
As for the Nightside - no, it's all bogus, a bunch of mystical bullshit.
There is no such thing as the "Twilight".
The ToV, as far as I know, makes no claims of being the "inner temple" of the Church of Satan.
However, I know that a few high ranking members (including George "Nemo" Smith himself) of the CoS are also members of the ToV.
I'm sure I didn't need to tell you this if you had read the rest of the comments on this blog post!
And somebody was referring earlier that Nemo was in a documentary about the CoS where he mentioned the ToV, what is the name of it?
I don't know about the documentary, I'm afraid.
I will upload some, post the URL and take them down within 24 hours of posting.
Post an introduction on the forum, and a request for pictures.
I'll have them up as soon as I read the request, and keep them there for a while.
You're an imbecile.
Bye bye.