Fake Doctor Notes (are not available here)

Need a fake note from a doctor to get a day off from work or school? Visit this doctor.
Update: If you've arrived here via Google, or some other link, realize that I can't actually provide anyone with a fake doctor's note. I simply linked to an article about a guy who was writing fake notes, and because of that my site is now #1 on google when you type 'fake doctor notes'. I have no idea where fake doctor notes can be obtained.

Health/Medicine

Posted on Thu Jun 26, 2003


Comments

i need doctor's note, because of a cold
Posted by June Kim  on  Mon Mar 28, 2005  at  08:09 PM
Why, did the cold steal your old note?
Posted by Rod  on  Mon Mar 28, 2005  at  08:21 PM
I neeed a Doctors note for 3-29-05 saying that I had a check up or illness. Thank you
Posted by April Nickles  on  Tue Mar 29, 2005  at  08:05 AM
siCK! :(
Posted by Lynnzie  on  Wed Mar 30, 2005  at  12:51 PM
i missed classes for college upper respiratory infection
Posted by jeremy barth  on  Thu Mar 31, 2005  at  01:06 PM
i need to get off work cause its my moms birth day and i told work i messed up my knee lifting wieghts and now thier asking for a doctors note
Posted by Thomas Valien  on  Thu Mar 31, 2005  at  01:45 PM
I desperately need some help. I need a doctors note dataed 12/29 due to illness with my mother (treatment for cancer)If I cannot provide this to my school I fail...which I cannot afford to do. Please help me!!!!

Thanks,
Amy
Posted by Amy Watts  on  Fri Apr 01, 2005  at  11:08 PM
Man, it just never stops.

And I hope it never does, it's too damned entertaining!

'Please, I lied and won't accept responsibilty!'
Posted by Rod  on  Fri Apr 01, 2005  at  11:18 PM
i need a doctors note excusing me from work yesterday 4/1/2005
Posted by nick nottingham  on  Sat Apr 02, 2005  at  02:47 AM
I need a note for april 1 and 2 just saying i am unable to attend work
Posted by Aimee Horzepa  on  Sat Apr 02, 2005  at  06:52 PM
I desperatley need a doctors not because work is just not on my mind today.
Posted by Jennifer  on  Mon Apr 04, 2005  at  12:11 PM
GAHHHHHHHHHHHH!

ok, I'm done.
Posted by Winona  on  Mon Apr 04, 2005  at  01:12 PM
i need a doctors note saying that i hurt my knee and need 3-5 days off of work. ASAP
Posted by Chris Balfour  on  Mon Apr 04, 2005  at  03:12 PM
Apparently, Winona now needs a note from the psychiatrist.

😊

This thread is currently first in a google search for fake doctor notes and fake doctor's notes.

It's also the top hits on yahoo searches for the same.

Without the 's, it's sixth on ask jeeves. With the 's, it's fourth.

Why do desperate people, who seem to think that they require notes for being slackers, not seem to read the freakin page?

I have to wonder if these are the same people who google "jesus" or something else common, and get all pissy because they were too stupid to read what a website was about before they clicked on it.

And if the person isn't smart enough to read the damned page, should they actually GET to graduate college, or keep their job?
Posted by Rod  on  Mon Apr 04, 2005  at  03:47 PM
Please Jeantte lopez from work due to a doctors appt at the Kaiser Permanente office today April 4,2005
Posted by Jeanette Lopez  on  Mon Apr 04, 2005  at  09:24 PM
TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN RAYMOND WAS SICK WITH FOOD POISONING
Posted by RAYMOND  on  Tue Apr 05, 2005  at  06:08 PM
RAYMOND - no-one's concerned here.
Posted by Smerk  on  Tue Apr 05, 2005  at  07:06 PM
😠 Okay seriously buddy. I need a doctors note saying that I have been out due to back problems I don't want to lose my job
Posted by Shaun Byrd  on  Wed Apr 06, 2005  at  05:54 PM
Wow, Shaun, you've got it all figured out. That angry happy face'll get you everywhere in life.

You should just get a shirt with it on, and people will just dump whatever you feel you need at your feet. For free, o'course.

How about your email address? PROMISE you won't get spammed 😊
Posted by Rod  on  Wed Apr 06, 2005  at  06:11 PM
I need a doctors excuse for being absent from school from 9-11 am on March 16th and March 22nd 2005. Thank you so much if you can actually do this for me!
Posted by Elizabeth  on  Wed Apr 06, 2005  at  08:53 PM
i need a docters note saying
stephanie was sick from school because she has chicken pox
Posted by stephanie  on  Thu Apr 07, 2005  at  12:25 AM
THIS IS AN OFFICIAL DOCTOR'S NOTE:

Stephanie was sick from school because she has chicken pox.

Just remember how long they're communicable for, if you want to catch her in that lie.
Posted by Rod  on  Thu Apr 07, 2005  at  12:55 AM
I just wish that this thread could be shut down. Well, that's mob mentality for you!
Posted by Smerk  on  Thu Apr 07, 2005  at  01:01 AM
Roy Cheramie was in my office on 4/7/2005 and treated, he has a pinched nerve in upper left shoulder and must rest it for 3 to 5 days til his next visit! he is on medication for the 3to 5 days he will be absent from work! Thank You, DR. O.B. Hussan
Posted by Roy H. Cheramie  on  Fri Apr 08, 2005  at  08:11 AM
I need a doctors note excusing me from work april 4 to april 8
Posted by jessica wilde  on  Fri Apr 08, 2005  at  10:12 AM
i need a doctors note saying that i can return to work
Posted by jennifer  on  Fri Apr 08, 2005  at  01:05 PM
Please excuse Evinn Bolden form work from 4-08-2005 to 4-11-05. she has been treated for a cyst on her esophugas.
Posted by Evinn Bolden  on  Fri Apr 08, 2005  at  02:28 PM
I need a doctors note to say i was at St. Marys on 4/8/2005
Posted by Megan West  on  Fri Apr 08, 2005  at  05:55 PM
I need a doctors note saying that I had food poisoning on Thursday April 7th and thus was absent from class
Posted by Natalie Brougham  on  Sun Apr 10, 2005  at  05:28 PM
I NEED A DOCTORS NOTE TO EXCUSES ME FROM SCHOOL ON FRIDAY
APRIL 1, 2005
THANK YOU
Posted by BRITTANY  on  Mon Apr 11, 2005  at  10:35 AM
I need a doctors note saying that i had an apointment and when it ended it was too late too go to school.
Posted by brian ritter  on  Mon Apr 11, 2005  at  10:55 AM
I need a note saying i had a bad cold on Monday april 11, 2005
Posted by Danielle Levesque  on  Mon Apr 11, 2005  at  01:41 PM
I need a doctor note for 4/11/05 for blacking out cause stress.
Posted by Jonh C Siirila  on  Mon Apr 11, 2005  at  08:15 PM
Why do desperate people, who seem to think that they require notes for being slackers, not seem to read the freakin page? - Rod (last week...)

You do realise you answered your own question there? 😕
Posted by Smerk  on  Mon Apr 11, 2005  at  09:04 PM
I figured someone would catch on when I posted it. Guess nobody reads this much anymore.

And for the record, I need not a doctor's note, I just need a doctor.
Posted by Rod  on  Mon Apr 11, 2005  at  09:22 PM
They're not reading it, they're just seeing "doctor's notes" and woohoo, they think they got it. What I can't understand is when they give no info, or real name & expect a note out of it.
Posted by Winona  on  Mon Apr 11, 2005  at  09:34 PM
No, I only read it when I see it come up in the recent comments, and then, only if I can be bothered. Today, I thought I'd back track, and saw yours, and thought, why not respond.

And yeah, doctor would be nice, provided he's rich & handsome! 😉
Posted by Smerk  on  Mon Apr 11, 2005  at  09:35 PM
had to go get x-rays
Posted by Seth  on  Tue Apr 12, 2005  at  08:57 AM
I need a dotcors excuse from school on may 12th and 13th of 2005. for the flu. thank you very much
Posted by Seth Siringer  on  Tue Apr 12, 2005  at  09:02 AM
Jeez, Seth, make up your mind!

tsk tsk tsk...
Posted by Boo  on  Tue Apr 12, 2005  at  09:09 AM
I need to be excused from work last week because I was in the hospital with pnuemonia
Posted by Thomas Miles  on  Tue Apr 12, 2005  at  08:45 PM
Please excuse Thomas Miles from work last week because he wasn't in the hospital with pneumonia.

There ya go, Tommy, just print it out and give it to the boss.

That'll be $40, please.

And maybe Seth was getting some of those new Flu-X-Rays.

But I kinda doubt it 😊
Posted by Rod  on  Tue Apr 12, 2005  at  08:51 PM
I AM A STUDENT, WHO HAS BEEN MISSING WEEKS FROM GYM. I WOULD LIKE A DOCTOR'S NOTES, WITH A STATEMENT SAYING THAT I HAVE BEEN UNDER THE A DOCTOR'S CARE , AND THAT I CANNOT TAKE JYM FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR.
Posted by Keira L Serrano  on  Wed Apr 13, 2005  at  10:53 AM
And they woonder why obesity is rampant in america...
Posted by Rod  on  Wed Apr 13, 2005  at  11:04 AM
How can you be so cold Rod? This poor kid has been missing for weeks and you just make some sarcastic comment. Obviously a doctors note is her only chance of ever being found again. Poor kid.
:down:
Posted by Charybdis  on  Wed Apr 13, 2005  at  11:41 AM
doctors excuse printable try: http://madtbone.tripod.com/doctorexcuse_form_1.htm [ Teoma ]
Posted by Jim Bennett  on  Wed Apr 13, 2005  at  06:39 PM
I wonder if it's just gym that kid's been missing? Looks like she's missing out on her computing and english classes too!
Posted by Smerk  on  Wed Apr 13, 2005  at  06:52 PM
I need a doctors note that sais i had a check up on April 14, 2005. thank you!
Posted by Rachel Sciarillo  on  Thu Apr 14, 2005  at  08:20 AM
Ihad to miss work today because I had Another job interview. I told my employer Ihad to take my son to the doctor for Bronchitis.
Posted by Charles Rogers  on  Thu Apr 14, 2005  at  11:51 AM
I am sick but can't afford a doctor visit. So I need an excuse from work.
Posted by Jen Wylie  on  Fri Apr 15, 2005  at  11:17 AM
Comments: Page 5 of 18 pages ‹ First  < 3 4 5 6 7 >  Last ›
Commenting is not available in this channel entry.