Fake Doctor Notes (are not available here)

I need a note saying I am excussed from work on the 17th and 18th of this month. (march) ... I want to take a couple of days off with my daughter.. thank you!!

Hello I need a doctors note saying I had to stay out of work on Friday March 11th, Monday the 13th and Tuesday the 14th 2005 do to Chronic Migranes.


Thanks!

Avoid the Sun tomorrow, and Saturday... it's very important. Trust me. I don't have time to fully explain, but it involves The Cabbage. I've said too much.

Drinking orange juice will help, but it must be warm. Prunes are good- they'll help absorb the rebounding energens when The Extractor is uncoupled... I can say no more.

I need a doctor notice that says I have acute bronchitis and I will have to miss 10-14 days of work

I need a doctor'e note saying I can't type because I have no fingers.

I need a doctor's note saying I can't write any more fake doctor notes.

Acute bronchitis? Lucky! Mine's ugly as hell, so I keep it in the spare bedroom.

You know, if I keep it up, I might actually say someting funny on this thread.

Good luck Alex, I'm still waiting for my note from two weeks ago. Sheesh, this doc must be BUSY.

Hey guys after days of panic I found a website that has some pretty good samples. I could send you an attachment of the one I created for myself and you just take my name off and put yours and remove the amount of days and the condition. It has a doctors signature at the bottom so thing is this would have to be faxed to your employer or school so it wont be an original. Atleast thats what Im doing I will let you know tomorrow how it works out. If you would like this sample I have created Its gonna cost ya. Because I put lots of work into getting this together. So send me $5.48 via paypal to .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)

HA! The funny thing about carlos's post is that the only people who will ever read it are the ones smart enough to realize it is a joke and not just fire off a post begging for a stupid excuse.

"Yeah, carlos, I'll be sure to send you my cash, here, take it, I'm not smart enough to handle it myself anyway." - What carlos is hoping for

My grade depends on a sick note... please help! I had a horrible stomach virus, didnt see a dr. dont know what to do =(

i need a note saying i couldnt attent school because of flu from the the 14 MArch to the 18o f march

i need a doctors note saying that i went to visit my grandma in the hospital 3-30-05

i need a doctors note saying that i went to visit my grandma at the hospital on 3-20-05

I need A docotrs note that Says I have Injured my Ankle And that i wont be able to walk on it well for 2-3 weeks My Name Is William Gibson So rember my name on the docotrs note

I Need A note that says I Had The Flu on 3/23/05 till 3/26/05

I need a doctors note saying I was sick last thursday 3-17-05 due to female problems.

I need a doctors note saying that i was away thursday and friday march 17, 18 05 due to a sprained wrist

I need a note that says I was ill on Thursday March 17

i need a note that says i had pneumonia and an alergic reaction to the medication i was given for 2/2/05 to 4/18/05 please help i need this for school i hate this class but to pass i need this note

I need a note saying that all of these people requesting notes are morons.

No, wait, they've alreday proven it themselves.

Sorry to waste your time, doc.

Rod!!! Behave.

Now I need a note saying a mental condition caused me to post that last one.

Like, yesterday!

I'm sure that you know where to send it, as I have not given my address or ANY contact info...

i desperately need a doctor's note by the end of march 23rd(tonight) saying that i (Abhimanyu Rana) had flu, and could not attend school for 2 weeks from march 8th to march 22nd. the doctor should be from flushing NYC. THx, i really need it ASAP!!!

I need a excuse excuseing me from work from March 21 to March 26 2005 My name Nicholas S Farley

THIS IS FROM A REAL DOCTOR.

All of the people above (and below, knowing how well people read threads) really, really need a good excuse for not doing what they should have. Please excuse them from whatever.

Dr. Dolittle (but not as little as the people I wrote the note for do).

These guys better stop soon, I ran out of good jokes on this a while ago, if I ever had any.

I'd do the "jerk" post again, but nobody except the regulars would ever read it.
But it sure got good results last time, did it not?

😛

I wonder how many of these people are wondering where the hell their note is?

And how many have now failed the classes...

I need a doctors note saying that I could not attend class from Monday March 21 to Saturday March 26 2005 due to accute mononucleosis.

Or lost their jobs! They still don't appear to be listening...

I've been writing some fake comments just for jokes. I suppose I should stop doing that, it encourages people to continue posting.

I need a note stating that I will be missing work on Friday, March 25 due to accute exotic dancer.

That's freaking hilarious!
:lol:

The next post after Boo's about failing class is a guy wanting a note saying he needs a note cause he cut class.

And no, don't stop! Keep up the jokes, the idiots who post thinking they'll get a note never read the thread anyway, so how can it be encouraging them?

:roll:
Actully its funny how many ppl didn't read this including me.
"If you've arrived here via Google, or some other link, realize that I can't actually provide anyone with a fake doctor's note. I simply linked to an article about a guy who was writing fake notes, and because of that my site is now #1 on google when you type 'fake doctor notes'. I have no idea where fake doctor notes can be obtained. "
Guess ppl are still posting is bcause soo mny ppl posted already.

I should start a "fake doctor note" website.

And when people fill out the form, they'll actually be giving me power of attorney.

:cheese:

Mmmm, power!

:) the'll also be giving u alkl their personal information which u can easily sell.

Hi, i need a doctors note that says i missed work from march 21st to the 24th, thank you

i need a doctors not for missing work from March 22-24th. Thanks a lot!!!

i need a doctors note becuase i called off work because i really felt like crap and they are bing d###s.

What the hell are "bing d###s"???
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Inquiring minds want to know...

it means biend dicks(i guess)

Bonnie Watson has had the flu, and it will be alright for her to go back to work on April 26.

Hi, I need a Doctors note that says it is alright for me to go back to work on April 26.

Hi, I need a Doctors note saying it is alright for me to return work on April 26, due to the flu.

I need a doctors note saying that my new born son was in the hospital march 21st - march 27th with un developed lungs causing complications in breathing tx doctor please

dude that is just sick using your newborn child to get days out of work. May god have mercey on your soul. And I hope you dont wish anything bad on your son.

I need a doctors note stating that I am sick so I can spend time with my love one.

I need a dotor's note excusing me from work saying that I am sick.

Would you like both of those notes on the same piece of paper, Calvin?

I think, though, that people might get suspicious if you show up with two different notes from the same doctor saying something different for the same time frame.

I need a note saying that I was sick and had to miss five weeks of school.

I need this note so that I can graduate from Med School and write my own notes from now on.

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