Fake Doctor Notes (are not available here)

Why are people still writing asking for doctors notes. This person can not give them to you! he says *realize that I can't actually provide anyone with a fake doctor's note* and yet people are still requesting notes >.< duh!

BTW I have a concert to go to do ya think you could write me one for Febuary 19th 2005. It would be really nice!

I was out of school because my mother was incarcerated from 21 of January to the 15 of February.

I WAS OUT SICK ON 2/17/05 WILL RETURN ON 2/21/05

I need a doctors note saying I had viral pneumonia from Feb 1st to the 18th for school. I would reallllly appreciate it. Thanks!

could you please send me a doctors note for february 17th? i have used all my absences and it is the last semester of my senior year.

need a doctor's note

You are all idiots.
Idiots, I tells you!

Alex,

While you're at it we could use a note excusing us from work for next week. Just say we're sick but just so you know what we're actually up to on Monday we have to pick up our gnome at the airport who's returning from his scuba trip. Tuesday we're seeing Natasha to see if she can diagnose some recent leg pains. Wednesday night we're helping the aliens wrap up their trip to visit and pack up all their souveniers. (Parts of Sol) Thursday is for our DNA activation sessions.

Please state in the note that we will return to work on Friday 2/25 as of course we need to be there to pick up our checks to which we're so entitled. 😉

Hang in there dude... eventually the regulars will get tired of cracking jokes and the idiots will no longer be able to find something posted so long ago. Eventually these will slow down...😊

I need a doctors note stating that i hurt my back and that i wasn't able to go in for couple of days

i need a note for my work saying that i cannot lift heavy objects no more than 50 lbs because i had seriously injuired my shoulder.

I need a note explaining that it's not my fault that people are so sheep-like.
Jesus Christ.

I need a day off.I don't feel good

I have been Sick for the past week of 2-14-05 until 2-21-05. I was going to go to the doctors but i feel fine now I need a doctors excuse for work.

I have been Sick for the past week(flu)of 2-14-05 until 2-21-05. I was going to go to the doctors but i feel fine now I need a doctors excuse for work.

BRYAN HAD TO COME IN ON FEBRURARY FOR A REGULAR CHECKUP AND TO GET A PHYSICAL DONE> FOR ANY QUESTIONS PLEASE GIVE US A CALL>

Please excuse Bryan from class on February 23, 2005. He came in for a regular checkup.

To who ever this may apply to ____________ was at the doctor on __________ because of illness or checkup appiontment plese excuse this day from work or school thank you from yours truly.

I need a doctors note stating that i was out missing school because i was going through some Psychological stress due to unforseen events that occured in my life

I NEED A WORK EXCUSE FOR TWO DAYS, MONDAY AND TUESDAY, FEB. 21, AND 22. I ACTUALLY HAVE A SLIPPED DISC IN MY BACK, BUT SERIOUSLY I DIDNT HAVE THE MONEY OR INSURANCE TO VISIT THE DOCTOR.

I need a doctors note for missing work Monday Febuary 21,2005 and Feb 22nd due to an eye infection and a scratch on my right cornea.(advised to keep eyes closed as much as possible for48 hours and continue drops as prescribed)Please help me!Thank you.

I need a docotors note saying i missed school Jan 31st through feb 4th because i had the flu

I need a note saying that I was ill and will be returning to school on 2-24-05. I dont want to mess up my school year so please help.

I need a doctor's not to excuse me from work on Wednesday, February 16, 2005.

I need a note for Wensday 23 2005

To whom it may concern,
Please excuse Alejandro Lopez from work.
He has volunteered to expierement a new Male preformance enhancing drug due to complication in current relationship. I realize that this is a inconvinience, but you can direct your questions to http://[email protected].

Thank you.

I need a doctors note to excuse me for february 21, 2005 to Feb. 28, 2005.

I need a doctors note saying that I had a miscarriage on 25 th of February at school.

I need a doctors note for 2/25/05- 2/26/05 I told them I was having back spasms.

I need a note saying that u(my doctor) looked at my back and sair just a minor shift. and that u gave me some pain pills.

oh date being 2/26/05

i need a doctors notes saying I was seen in the clinic today 3-1-5 for f/u visit.

thanks

God, Brittany!

I need a doctor's note stating that my brother (Albert Tandoc) came in to the ER 3/2/2005 6:27AM for a severe asthma attack, was treated with an epinephrine shot, O2, respiratory therapy of Albuterol and Prednisone nebulizer for 4 hours; was discharged because he met his goal of 90% O2 Sat. and peak flow meter, and has a prescription for Albuterol inhaler and Prednisone pills: 20mg BID, 2 10mg pills in morning and afternoon. THANKS!

I am not happy that my son got sick my SECOND week of a new job,that I happen to love....I am recently divorced so the ex was nowhere to be found. Ineed apiece of paper saying i took him to doctor. PLEASE HELP ME THE NOTE WOULD BE FOR JOSHUA BILLINGTON

I need a doctor's note stating that I was there for a check up. Thank you

i need a doc note saying that i had the flu from march 1-3

Hello. I need a doctor's note saying that my grandpa has been sick in the hospital so I haven't been able to come out to school. I need this note for 3/4/05.

Hi, I need a note saying that the idiocy of the average person on the internet has driven me clinically insane (again) and therefore I am not responsible for my own actions (again) and I indeed did NOT know right from wrong when I was picked up with that stolen car, cocaine, and hookers (both dead and alive (AGAIN)).

Oh, and I had the flu on Valentine's Day, please tell Mom.

I need a doctors note anything regarding dizzyness, loss of appetite or stomach disorder. I hardly eat these days. Thanks

I need a doctors note stating lose of appetite, dizzyness and body aches by 3/04/05 till 3/05/05. Thank you I'm having personal problems that needs immediate attention for myself.

I need a note saying I am excussed from work on the 17th and 18th of this month. (march) ... I want to take a couple of days off with my daughter.. thank you!!

Hello I need a doctors note saying I had to stay out of work on Friday March 11th, Monday the 13th and Tuesday the 14th 2005 do to Chronic Migranes.


Thanks!

Avoid the Sun tomorrow, and Saturday... it's very important. Trust me. I don't have time to fully explain, but it involves The Cabbage. I've said too much.

Drinking orange juice will help, but it must be warm. Prunes are good- they'll help absorb the rebounding energens when The Extractor is uncoupled... I can say no more.

I need a doctor notice that says I have acute bronchitis and I will have to miss 10-14 days of work

I need a doctor'e note saying I can't type because I have no fingers.

I need a doctor's note saying I can't write any more fake doctor notes.

Acute bronchitis? Lucky! Mine's ugly as hell, so I keep it in the spare bedroom.

You know, if I keep it up, I might actually say someting funny on this thread.

Good luck Alex, I'm still waiting for my note from two weeks ago. Sheesh, this doc must be BUSY.

Hey guys after days of panic I found a website that has some pretty good samples. I could send you an attachment of the one I created for myself and you just take my name off and put yours and remove the amount of days and the condition. It has a doctors signature at the bottom so thing is this would have to be faxed to your employer or school so it wont be an original. Atleast thats what Im doing I will let you know tomorrow how it works out. If you would like this sample I have created Its gonna cost ya. Because I put lots of work into getting this together. So send me $5.48 via paypal to .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)