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Citizen Premier
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 | 07:30 PM
Terrible. Simply terrible. I would never admit to laughing at those. |
Wendy
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 | 08:03 PM
But what's the greatest pun of all time? - Attila the Pun.
(Made up by my partner's son, aged 12 at the time.) |
Smerk
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 | 08:32 PM
A pun is it's own reword. |
The Curator
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 | 08:35 PM
Very punny. |
matt
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 | 06:00 AM
i thought that was funny. |
Razzle Berry
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 | 08:00 AM
Huh......those are just sad. |
LaMa
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 | 10:05 AM
Winona: will you tickle me please...? |
Winona
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 | 10:11 AM
LOL, sure, but I can't reach that far! You'll have to move over a little. |
LaMa
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 | 10:13 AM
[moves over quite a little....] |
Winona
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 | 10:14 AM
*jumps and tickles you till you are quite out of breath* Feel better? |
LaMa
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 | 10:21 AM
'h..'h..'h..'h..'H..'H..'H..'H..'H....YES! OWOOOOOOOOOWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
ch-Cheez, you tickled the hell out of me. I was meaning you to tickle me untill I would laugh (as the puns would not do), not to tickle me to orgasmic heights....
Winoon, I am getting a strange warm feeling about you now.....
Say, can I inspect your tailflaps before we take off...?! |
LaMa
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 | 10:25 AM
And what happened to your avatar? |
Winona
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 | 10:28 AM
LOLOL! |
Winona
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 | 10:29 AM
My Av. is fine, isn't it? |
Charybdis
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 | 10:40 AM
Ah Ha! Thought you could get away with cheating on me, didn't you Winona?
LaMa I challenge you to a duel. Choose your weapon.
http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/ups/unknown/lsvader.gif |
Winona
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 | 10:53 AM
lol! Chary, you know you're always first in my affectations. 😉
(punny, huh? at least I'm almost on topic) |
LaMa
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 | 11:49 AM
"Now, Charyb, take the 'villain' back again
That late thou gavest me; for Mercutio's soul
Is but a little way above our head
Staying for thine to keep him company:
Either thou, or I, or both, must go with him."
Romeo & Juliet III:1 |
LaMa
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 | 11:54 AM
And oh, Winoon honey; you're avatar somehow is not visible for me. |
Sharruma
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 | 12:19 PM
Is this a kissing book? |
LaMa
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 | 12:34 PM
It is, my dear.
Winona,
"O, speak again, bright angel! For thou art
As glorious to this night, being o'er my head,
As is a winged messenger of heaven
Unto the white-upturned wondering eyes
Of mortals that fall back to gaze on him,
When he bestrides the lazy-pacing clouds
And sails upon the bosom of the air."
Romeo & Juliet II:2 |
LaMa
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 | 12:39 PM
This is, for all you American culture barbarians, the famous balcony scene..... |
Sharruma
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 | 12:40 PM
Oooooh
West side Story 😉 |
LaMa
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 | 12:51 PM
(snifl) bloody bloody barbarians. Want to rule the world, but do not know anything about the balcony scene from Romeo & Juliet, THE balcony scene...
Life is cruel, life is VERY cruel.
but allright, have it your way, your barbaric way...
West Side Story!
"The most beautifull name I ever heard......
Winona Winona Winoooonaaaaaaaa.........!' |
Winona
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 | 01:15 PM
LOL Y'all are crazy. 😊
I did get the R&J - I was Juliet in a play once, as well as one of the three witches in Macbeth, and Hamlet's father's ghost(!!).
Now you tell me which one I was best suited for... (I vote witch) |
Sharruma
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 | 01:23 PM
You mean the Scottish play
Never use the 'M' word near an actor 😊 |
LaMa
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 | 01:28 PM
Winonalove, send me a picture first and then i'll tell ya... |
Winona
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 | 01:36 PM
I just looked through my scanned pics & literally don't have one. I'll see if I can find one to scan. I'm the picture taker in this house, so the most recent is probably wedding ones (9 years ago!!). 😊 |
Charybdis
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 | 01:38 PM
LaMa, here slain, whom Charybdis's hand did slay;
Charybdis that spoke him fair, bade him bethink
How nice the quarrel was, and urged withal
Your high displeasure: all this uttered
With gentle breath, calm look, knees humbly bow'd,
Could not take truce with the unruly spleen
Of LaMa deaf to peace, but that he tilts
With piercing steel at bold Mercutio's breast,
Who all as hot, turns deadly point to point,
And, with a martial scorn, with one hand beats
Cold death aside, and with the other sends
It back to LaMa, whose dexterity,
Retorts it: Charybdis he cries aloud,
'Hold, friends! friends, part!' and, swifter than
his tongue,
His agile arm beats down their fatal points,
And 'twixt them rushes; underneath whose arm
An envious thrust from LaMa hit the life
Of stout Mercutio, and then LaMa fled;
But by and by comes back to Charybdis,
Who had but newly entertain'd revenge,
And to 't they go like lightning, for, ere I
Could draw to part them, was stout LaMa slain.
And, as he fell, did Charybdis turn and fly.
This is the truth, or let Benvolio die.
Romeo & Juliet III:1
Who knew that memorizing this in school would pay off twenty years later? |
Charybdis
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 | 01:43 PM
Sonnet 116
Let me not to the marriage of true minds
Admit impediments. Love is not love
Which alters when it alteration finds,
Or bends with the remover to remove:
O no! it is an ever-fixed mark
That looks on tempests and is never shaken;
It is the star to every wandering bark,
Whose worth's unknown, although his height be taken.
Love's not Time's fool, though rosy lips and cheeks
Within his bending sickle's compass come:
Love alters not with his brief hours and weeks,
But bears it out even to the edge of doom.
If this be error and upon me proved,
I never writ, nor no man ever loved.
William Shakespeare |
LaMa
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 | 01:43 PM
Ohh no no no Charyb! in this re-enactment of Romeo & Julia, YOU were Tybalt from the start, not me. And I am Romeo. |
Charybdis
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 | 01:44 PM
Oh,
Macbeth |
LaMa
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 | 01:45 PM
Charyb, did you know that many of those sonnets were iin fact dedicated to young underaged boys......?! 🙄 |
Charybdis
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 | 01:46 PM
No, Romeo kills Tybalt. It works better for me this way.
Well, up to a point.
:lol: |
Charybdis
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 | 01:48 PM
Ya know, homoerotic paedophilia talk kinda kills the mood, LaMa. |
LaMa
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 | 01:52 PM
Well, YOU brought in the sonnet... |
Charybdis
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 | 01:57 PM
Yeah, but you brought in it's provenance. Besides, I've conceded Winona to you. You can have the little two-timer. Good luck keeping her in line.
:coolmad: |
Winona
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 | 02:00 PM
*kicks Chary (again) for giving up so easily* No more licks for you, mister!
I did find a pic, but it is a super crappy scan because I was scanning through a frame. Look at it <a href="http://www.geocities.com/erikholsen/winona.jpg">here.</a> |
LaMa
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 | 02:06 PM
neither the witches nor the ghost...I've found my Juliet! |
Charybdis
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 | 02:09 PM
You are aware that pictures can be taken out of their frames to be scanned aren't you? Or were you to busy cheating to take the time?
Bah! Why am I even bothering? You never really loved me at all! You just used me for my money! HA! Joke's on you. I don't have any!
Ha!!!
:sick: |
Winona
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 | 02:12 PM
:exclaim: |
LaMa
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 | 02:12 PM
Charybdis; Beware the Ides of March!!! |
Winona
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 | 02:13 PM
La: ides are March are already past.... that's a long wait! |
Myst
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 | 02:16 PM
You guys are just too much!
:lol: |
Charybdis
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 | 02:22 PM
So Myst, now that I'm a free man again what do ya say me and you get a drink?
:coolsmirk:
*looks over Myst's shoulder to see if Winona is watching and getting jealous* |
LaMa
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 | 02:22 PM
Sorry, I just had to use that phrase (from 'Julius Caesar', act I scene 2).
It has always been my secret dream to one day stand near the cortege of professors at Leiden university, step up to the rector magnificus and proclaim: 'Beware the Ides of March!'
Wonder if he would understand? I think he never read Shakespeare. |
LaMa
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 | 02:24 PM
Hey, how come all women suddenly lost their avatar in my browser? Winona, Myst.... That's friggin weird. |
Winona
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 | 02:27 PM
*bops Chary on the head and drags him off* :lol:
Better, sweetie? |
Winona
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 | 02:28 PM
La, no idea... I can see mine, Myst's, yours, etc. Though the animated ones aren't for me. Not sure why.
Is it only the women? |
Charybdis
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 | 02:29 PM
Sounds like a personal problem LaMa. Maybe we can help. Why don't you start by telling us about your mother... |
Charybdis
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 | 02:32 PM
Actually, that is strange 'cause they're not even hosted by the same site. As for Winona, I have no idea why your gifs aren't animating. Wait, maybe I do. Hang on. |
Myst
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 | 02:33 PM
Chary, shame on you for using me to get to Winona.
*Dumps her drink on chary's head* |
Charybdis
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 | 02:34 PM
If you have Microsoft IE try going to Tool/internet options/advanced tab/multimedia/check "play animation in web pages"/apply/refresh/see if that works. |
LaMa
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 | 02:35 PM
its fuckin weird. Smerk, Winona, Myst: gone!
Charyb, me, Alex, Citizen Premier: present.
weird but true |
LaMa
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 | 02:36 PM
Kick his nuts, Myst.....
and I use Mozilla Firefox, not IE |
Charybdis
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 | 02:37 PM
Myst baby, ya know I love you.
Why don't you and Winona fight over me?
*rigs up a ring and starts selling tickets* |
Winona
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 | 02:38 PM
Nope Chary, was already checked. I unchecked and checked it, but nothing. Ah well, so sad. I suppose I can live without it, but when you all are gushing over something I just feel so left out. 😉
La: very very odd. I dunno. Spirit of an old girlfriend haunting you? |
LaMa
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 | 02:40 PM
Now, Myst, do youhave a picture of yourselve as well? 🙄 |
Charybdis
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 | 02:40 PM
LaMa, the IE is for Winona. I think your problem is psychological in nature. Your subconsious is blinding you to women because you feel guilty over stealing my Pooh away.
:coolsmile: |
Winona
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 | 02:41 PM
I won't fight over any man. Especially one who wants to make a profit off it. |
LaMa
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 | 02:42 PM
spirit of my current "girlfriend" haunting me. She is quite jealous by nature indeed.... |
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